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@ImYoDJ

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I'm breathing different. I try to be funny 😕

Deep South
Joined May 2011
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@ImYoDJ
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Full linen 🥼
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Y’all military uncle and granddaddy got kids in n Asia but Y’all ain’t hear it from me
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Kids put this in my Father’s Day card. Tonight we ball!!!🥰😌💰
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If you don’t have powers it’s cuz you didn’t collect the black infinity stones growing up 🤷🏾‍♂️
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I’m losing weight. My skin is clearing and I’m not depressed as I was.
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Everyone on this app should take comfort in the fact that one of your followers has a big crush on you.
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@ImYoDJ
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I do it, I stick it, I stick it, I do it, I do it, I stick it, I stick it, I do it, I do it, I stick it, I stick it, I do it, I do it, I stick it, I stick it baby do it!
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@ImYoDJ
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My lil balcony coming together.
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I really can’t eat eggs and chicken together for breakfast, it kinda feels like...... Double Homicide
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3 years
You made me this way.
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Pin a dollar on me 🧷💵🎂
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@ImYoDJ
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3 years
My grandfather and his best friend in a Mississippi prison in 1932 after being wrongfully convicted of murder. Still breaks my heart.
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Jorja Smith, Jordyn Woods, and Doja Cat at the same function.
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@ImYoDJ
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4 years
35 and still alive! 🍾🎂
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God brought me around for another one. This is 37. 🥳🎂
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Southern Gentleman
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Ignore the background, focus on me.
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Hardest working man in the business
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I’ll be right here waiting when you get bored with his ass 😌😏
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@ImYoDJ
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For the dudes that’s always getting put out they bm partment
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Fat Kid Deals
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Large Laundry Bag Backpack- only $6.59!! Use promo code; ZR2YCAJP
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@ImYoDJ
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3 years
Your soulmate looking at the “No DMs ❌” in your bio.
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Mama’s Boy
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🥶 Brrr
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@ImYoDJ
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I got 3 numbers tonight and deleted them all when I got in the truck 🥴🙃
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@ImYoDJ
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5 months
Dirty ass mirror
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@ImYoDJ
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2 years
Paid the cost to be the boss.. wasn’t even my most expensive purchase.
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Standard Operating Procedure
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When boredom strikes
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@SweetPea1636 I’ve paid for most of the stuff because I just want my people to have an experience they wouldn’t normally have.
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@ImYoDJ
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3 years
If the concert ain’t got a chair then I ain’t there! Ya heard me
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You forgot about me already?
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Budget tings
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Chris Brown really gave us back to back albums with 40+ tracks. Y’all gonna learn to appreciate greatness
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@ImYoDJ
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3 years
My gray has doubled in a months time
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Are we still good?
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@ImYoDJ
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Dr Miami: Sooo how many inches would you like to add? Me:
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3 years
My great uncle graduating from Harvard in 1908
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Kinda not beating the allegations 🥴
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I was told my apartment looks like a woman’s as a compliment but I feel a way about it 😒😂
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@ImYoDJ
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4 years
I made hamburger steak on the grill last night. It was magnificent
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@ImYoDJ
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3 years
Fellas her husband ain’t the one. You her real soulmate. Go get your queen
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@ImYoDJ
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I have tobacco in mouth in all these pics. Y’all ain’t know I was country 😭
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I was told to remind yall who I was
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Me waking up feeling them super powers tingle in the back of my neck
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It’s not much but I’m sure she’s gonna be all dramatic 😂
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👑 Pharaoh 👑 🇳🇬 🇬🇧
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14b. Quote this with your favorite picture/video of you smiling.
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@ImYoDJ
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Day 2
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@ImYoDJ
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When’s the last time you did something for the first time?
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Y’all
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I gotta start taking care of myself
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Y’all just be on here fine for no real reason at all!
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@ImYoDJ
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My little bathroom reno🔨🧰😌
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Foreplay
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My daughter got a silk press and I gassed her up so much I thought she was gonna collapse from blushing and excitement.
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I bought my daughter a knock knock joke book for Christmas. I’m my own worst enemy
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@ImYoDJ
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Business as usual 📈💼
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Apologizing for something doesn’t just magically make the shit you did go away.
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I swear it grows back 😭🫠
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I shaved my beard off 😭😭😭😭😭
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2 years
🔥🔥😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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I hope she’s waiting for me.🎶
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Laid way back
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Whew I’m tired after rebuilding this car engine, I guess I’ll go finish building this house and rest up to chop down these trees tomorrow.
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Cher 🇯🇲
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I love a man that works with his hands ... it’s sexy AF to me
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Using kids as leverage in relationships is some evil as shit
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As much as I hate people invading my personal space. I wouldn’t mind a few minutes of cuddling
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Kept wondering why this person was staring at me. It’s a damn dog 😂😂😂
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Quiet time and cheap wine
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I’m young and I’m old. I’m rich and I’m poor. I feel like I’ve been on this earth many times before. No. 38 🎂
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I’m not the type to text/talk everyday. Doesn’t mean I don’t think about you.
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Conducting an experiment.
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Every little step I take 🎶 🎤
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3 years
My neck, my back, lick my dick and my sack.
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One day at a time mane.
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As a black father in his 30s I’m gonna be too busy fussing about the water bill.
@9thWardNuawlins
🐻 HUSSY BEAR 🐻
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What song would you sing in this shower?
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Knight in shining armor-all tires
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🍷 It’s an acquired taste.
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I should buy a yacht 🛥
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Lady at target: Oooouuu you smell so good, what is that? Me: That’s my natural essence baby 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
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@ImYoDJ
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The home improvement stores got plants on sale
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Who do you think you are?! I am!
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I have 2 to months to go from old Gucci to new Gucci. I’m willing to try anything except people prison.
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Slimmin down 💪🏾
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Combo Move💥
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Seeing Green 🦎🐍🪲🌿🍃
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Y’all ever get home from work and get straight in the bed?
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I mean you say that like it’s easy
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H.E.R showed her entire ass on Damage
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When her mouth game suddenly shows a big improvement.
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Being with somebody and feeling alone is one of the worst feelings on the world
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Knight in shining armor-all tires
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Never drink with your shootin’ hand.
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7 months
Somewhere I ain’t supposed to be
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@ImYoDJ
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3 years
You want something from the store?
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2 years
Almost spilled my yak
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Had to take of the suit to show them boys I still got it 💪🏾
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I don’t even understand why the cost of a date has ever been a topic. First of all you not even getting a chance to look at the ticket. Aht aht get tf back nosey Rosie. I got this.
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There’s a radio face in my other hand.
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3 years
Vendor took us to dinner and said order what we want… Hennessy Louis XIII 😭😭
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4 years
My Boney Roney 💚💛💚💛
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3 years
If someone randomly crosses your mind, pray for them. Even if you don’t reach out just do that.
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