Really sad that our beloved Rosa the Sea Otter passed away today. Somehow a goofy stream 5 years ago became the coolest thing I've done as a creator and I'm so grateful to Rosa for inspiring so many people and being such a source of joy
may you eat gourmet shrimp for eternity ❤
our community raised... $625,375 FOR MONTEREY BAY, bringing the total to over ONE MILLION DOLLARS raised for Rosa the Sea Otter and ocean conservation work over the past 6 years
I don't know how a sea otter birthday turned into this but I'm so glad it did, thank ya'll so much <3
This viewer made a controller for their dog that types “RIGGED” during my streams
I’m questioning everything, how many of my viewers are just dogs? Do any actual humans watch me??
I can confirm that the worst way to play Elden Ring is try to rush through the main story and then just slam your head against the end bosses for 20 miserable hours
Seeing more people interested in the 10-Drive-Thru fast food challenge, here are the current rules:
4 Fighters
Max of 1 drink place (e.g. Starbucks)
Max of 2 dessert place (e.g. Krispy Kreme)
Must go to KFC
Current record is Will Neff's Paw Patrol at 10 drive thrus
Godspeed.
we just raised $302,000 for the Monterey Bay Aquarium
THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS
my community is absolutely absurd in the best possible way and I'm so proud to be a part of it
happy birthday Rosa
Been waiting a long time to be able to say these words
I am thrilled to finally share with you the project that I have been pouring my heart and my soul into: Wanderstop
On behalf of myself, and everyone at Ivy Road who worked so hard on this, I sincerely hope you enjoy it 💖
Thus saith the God of TwitchCon:
Whosoever chats and believeth not in the Doug, let them be cast into the void.
For the ban hammer is swift, and the doubters shall not dwell among the faithful.
Announcing my first live show:
SHUFFLEMANIA
I made a machine that swaps videogames WHILE you play them and I’m bringing 8 youtubers together to torture them with it. It’s gonna be awesome.
THIS SUNDAY 1PM PT
I am at a loss for words, we just raised OVER ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS for Monterey Bay Aquarium
somehow a goofy birthday stream in 2019 has turned into a unbelievable source of support for an organization I love, my community is absolutely incredible
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROSA!!!
absolutely gutted I didn’t get nominated for a streamer award this year but I’m going to use this moment to reflect and refocus and finally win Hottest Milf in 2025
sup, I’m making a game show where we analyze reviews from extremely angry gamers and players have to identify real reviews from fake ones
if you'd like to contribute, please write a short review below for either Zelda Breath of the Wild, or My Little Pony Friendship is Magic
People who learned English from youtube/twitch: how did you do it? I've been very slowly learning Spanish but when I try watching spanish content I barely understand a word. Did you have to learn full conversational english before watching content? Did you just brute force it?
Giveaway alert!! 🚨🚨
Giving away this moldy spinach in my fridge, all you have to do is:
-like
-retweet
-make sure you’re following
-write all the nasty perverted shit you’re gonna do with this spinach😳😳
I've officially moved to Los Angeles! LA is a shithole hellspawn barrel of dicks BUT it's where tons of friends are so I'm very excited to be back and do lots of collab stuff with folks
also the foooooooood oh god the food is so fucking good here
Lots of people have been asking me for my Ai code, so I've decided to share it in the most inconvenient way possible!
I printed out all 200 pages of code I've ever written on stream into a physical binder and it's being auctioned for QT's charity gala, you can bid here:
GOGOGO
please for the love of god fix TF2 botting, it is my favorite game and literally unplayable for 2 years now
Tweeting almost certainly won't accomplish anything but maaaaaybe someone at valve sees these articles and finally does something?
Team Fortress 2's massive botting problem has made the game nigh-unplayable for two years and counting, and its community is begging Valve for answers – or at least acknowledgement.
ChatGPT is genuinely mind blowing. I've been learning new coding stuff for streams this week and it can analyze entire files for errors, teach you complex concepts, write entire solutions for an idea, etc. This thing is going to make programming 1000x more accessible to everyone
I can't get over that 5000 people watched me debug shitty code for 3 full hours on stream today. I'm increasingly realizing that my viewers are insane, or trapped in my basement and forced to watch, or both
Monterey Bay Aquarium sent me an amazing thank-you package, which includes THE COOLEST GIFT EVER: Rosa's little paw prints on a canvas. This will hang up in my office forever
(cat not included)
"Twitch Chat plays D&D" is finally out on youtube, I daresay it's the best D&D campaign inside a Walmart of 2023
AND it has custom artwork by the incredibly talented
@wafferscotch
! Just look at how sick this is
Just finished the DLC and I’m a proud Elden Ring hater, feels like they sat around in a circle going “ok guys how do we make this next boss SUPER fucking annoying” and then fired the guy who asked if it would be any fun
Thanks
@DougDougFood
for such…comforting recommendations! Couldn’t even imagine what you’d watch on a cruise ship! Only a few more days until
#TwitchConSanDiego
💜 What’s everyone watching on the way there?
Someone at this bar turned on
@SqueeX15
’s stream. Everyone started booing and yelling “L STREAMER” and “BALD”. Then they turned on Kai cenat and kicked out the squeex fan
I know an erection is where your dong fills with blood but where does the blood actually come from? Does your whole body pitch in some blood or is it like just my left arm sending a gallon or two over to my dick
every day I do my spanish Duolingo lesson, feel more confident, open up a spanish twitch stream and realize spanish speakers talk at 3x playback speed, feel stupid and give up, until the stupid bird harasses me the next night and the cycle continues
The worst part about getting the Peggle world record is that I can’t relate to normal people anymore. It’s like…what are we even gonna talk about??? I am so much better than you at Peggle
Hello! After putting it off for years I’ve made a (very long) guide for how to become a content creator, including the specific schedules & strategy that worked for me. Hopefully helps you out if you’re trying to pork some content <3
link below
Today folks are tweeting love and support for Team Fortress 2, in the (slim) hopes of getting Valve's attention to fix the botting crisis. I would love nothing more than to see the game fixed and to show it off to new friends once again
Plz volvo, gib TF2 back :(
#SaveTF2
#valve
the best part about being on keto is that when some asshole steals my package now he's stuck with 2 jars of disgusting fake cookie dough that tastes like gasoline to anyone not on the diet
I'm officially doing the worst panel of all time at PAX West!
@Failboat103
and I are playing Dark Souls but if we die in the game then the panel immediately ends.
We've never played Dark Souls.
This is a real panel that they approved for some reason. Saturday at 9pm, Sep 2nd
it took me forever but I finally uploaded the code I've used for most of my Ai and Twitch Chat streams the last year, if you are interested you can find the code (and a video explanation) in the links below:
holy shit Twitter might actually die…
seems like a good time…
TO REVEAL MY NEW YOUTOOZ FIGURE BABY
LAUNCHES NOVEMBER 29th
MAYBE BEFORE TWITTER DIES
#ad
There are more Dougs with big YouTube channels than even before, we could easily be the name with the most subscribers. If you're a Doug do your part, quit your job right now, start a channel.
I'm not sure what to add, other than the ruling today is extremely sad for women's rights and I sincerely hope there's some recourse or reversal in the near future. Usually pretty optimistic about murica but it's been a sad couple of weeks
I need to spice up my youtube algorithm, what channel or videos do you recommend that are really creative / interesting? Could be gaming, Ai, vlogs, anything
When you were a sperm what did you do to beat everyone else to the egg?
I knocked over a trash can like in the cartoons and caused a big traffic jam in the urethra
people have been saying I'm "weird" or "deranged" for chugging 3-4 shots of olive oil every day for 9 straight months, bet they're feeling pretty stupid right now
It feels good to participate in a massive redistribution of wealth from the upper middle class down to the youngest members of society via shitloads of candy