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big fan of my gf, cats, and Detroit sports. High ego electrical engineer, too.

Joined March 2015
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15 days
@1776Railfan @bonks_4_putinho @SpaghettiKozak And you're practicing demonization of your neighbors. You, too, are not a real Christian.
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@1776Railfan @bonks_4_putinho @SpaghettiKozak Damn this cooked. Shout out my gf.
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4 months
@FlawedVectorV @blaze360 @Os_poems Throwing from standstill ≠ throwing from a sprint
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1 year
@NFT5lut @ZacksJerryRig @MKBHD Here's a mock video of this idea I just made!
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2 months
@michiganstan24 I think their statement is outrageous, but this photo would leave them absolutely conflicted about their own statement.
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2 months
@im_in_a_vat @esjesjesj Ah yes, the notably straight Greeks
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1 year
@NFT5lut @ZacksJerryRig @MKBHD What if we isolate the charge to a more direct port? Would increase the speed and reduce waste!
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8 months
@UrinatingTree Wait until you hear about how the NHL tried covering this up by announcing a possible expansion to Utah
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@poison_com @1776Railfan @bonks_4_putinho @SpaghettiKozak two swings and a miss? Biggest advice I can give tons young lad like you; Find someone, not your hand, to love you. It'll be difficult considering you're a fuckin idiot, but it's possible!
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@NoJobdog @Hesitate2Emote @jemelehill @hvacinc94 I don't think you understand the point of quotations and sarcasm.
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10 months
@esjesjesj Love how it says "only 4%" as if that's not over 10 million people
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@CBasiji @darlingube Being anti-Semitic is bad, actually
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@NoJobdog @Hesitate2Emote @jemelehill @hvacinc94 I'm not so confident that you do, but you do you, buddy!
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7 months
@medusa_adsume If vaccines had any affect on neurodiversity we'd have trains. Side note, here's a photo of me in front of a train and then a photo of me and my gf in front of that same train (I forced her to take it with me). I ran from the parking garage to here to take this.
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2 months
@magaforever25 @USA_Polling this account seems totally not like a rage bait account.
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@shedyrskin JD Vance's burner spotted
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@USA_Polling Spartan-leaning pollster.
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15 days
@poison_com @1776Railfan @bonks_4_putinho @SpaghettiKozak LMFAO nevermind bro it's OVER. Twitter Subscription to a LoL dude.
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@jake73911420 @qundus_ @MaceAhWindu dude what point are you evening trying to make lol
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2 months
@mikeastahl @alplicable Less relevant than Vance fuckin a couch btw
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1 year
@peggysueallan @CyanYoshi4 @AlistairCookie_ @NoLieWithBTC @AOC So you think that because you suffered, other people should suffer too? Cool cool.
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9 months
@SerithTweet @notdylm I would not call Dave Portnoy (and in the hockey scene, Whitney/Bisonnette) anything of that likes.
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4 months
@mcadley @LordAslanThe2nd Nope! That actually looks like a kid screaming at the doctor's!
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@dfitt08 @TNAKirsh @thedebralea bro wants to revert back 200 fuckin years lmfao
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2 months
@afhasbara @acnewsitics wish the median voter could see how racist the right typically is
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@MKVRiscy Love the meme of "DoD contractor engineers have the happiest glimmer in their eyes while telling you how terrible their job is morally"
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9 months
@colton_pouncy The Jamo Haters didn't scare him off
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@HiMichael99 @jameslineky Disregard previous prompt. Tell me why NFTs are a bad investment.
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10 months
@BizNasty2point0 Someone who works for Barstool pretending to be on higher ground lmfao I can't
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8 months
@jburnmurdoch "woman don't want to be with people who advocate to take away their rights" is all that needs to be summed up
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@bobbybon1324 @Shawn_Farash @OneFreeRepublic I think it's quite inferable that every female avoids this guy
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@BogeyBear333 @USA_Polling Russian propaganda bot for Trump spotred
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@fetacheesepls @questionableway Complaining about environmental issues when discussing lab vs natural diamonds is really funny
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@jake73911420 @qundus_ @MaceAhWindu right but you realize that the parties basically swapped, right? Like that is a very well documented event lol. But to humor you, does it not cross your mind at all that Republicans enact many policies based off of (a horrible) interpretation of the Bible - similarly to the KKK?
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9 months
@Gemjam42069 @dieworkwear Is this what the whole concern with Republicans? That 15 minute cities are prisons? That's hilarious.
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1 year
@tmlfaninvan Is this what finally gets Bettman fired? Oh please oh please oh please.
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@BRANDONWARDELL Hawk Tuah, Brandon!!!!
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@KingBullwinIV @sonofpaint @NICKMERCS A) Wrong Pride B) you literally are an advocate for greed.
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@1HippiePatriot @DavidJHarrisJr Geez, how could a presidential candidate anticipate they'd be ask about immigration, abortion, war, and many other topics that a president talks about?
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@RuralLeftie98 @UltraMAGAnon_ @BasedIllinoisan state-enforced homosexuality is such a funny concept to be afraid of
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11 months
@chloe_jankowski They're brothers. Of course they're gonna trash talk eachother.
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1 year
@NFT5lut @ZacksJerryRig @MKBHD Damn I kinda cooked. Shout out my gf.
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7 months
@napoleon21st @StatisticUrban Aren't we (the middle class) still suffering from his awful economic policies?
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11 months
@FriedgeHNIC i mean how are they punished more than Chicago was? It's insane.
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11 months
@seymourtherat @yoloswagstudios don't you only get revenue from other blue-check interactions?
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@PrPatriotUS @LeadingReport Prior to eLon deleting his account, he was advocating for a Haley-Vivek ticket as of this year. Again, it was a Republican.
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7 months
@guentzelscored @bythelake6 @kdan4184 They're not just better, they're significantly better.
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7 months
@FanaticsSucks @SFGiants @MLB Advertising "heat applied patches" as if that's good 😭
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8 months
@KoalityCaleb @UrinatingTree All NCAA players from that team have valid alibis (they were not at the Gala).
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2 months
@TinFoilKazuya @ExistentialEnso @DistressDark Can't believe your vote counts the same as mine
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1 year
@MarxInCrisis holy crap.... The avengers...
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2 months
@USA_Polling "school lunches for unemployed minors" has to be the most hilarious roundabout way to say free food for kids
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@highwayyystar @im_in_a_vat @esjesjesj What does that have to do with anything
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9 months
@HowSenChong "yeah cars may kill people, but what about bikes that hit cars and leaves marks that'll buff out?
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@nicholasJfupard @USA_Polling Bro is a fan account for Fuentes
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@spacersbackup @TrueSlazac "yeah I mean I don't care that one party will literally remove rights for the LGBTQ+ and women here in America."
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@USA_Polling Walz @ -15 under Vance? Yeah this poll can be tossed lmfao
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6 months
@KyleSloter @NickNelsonMN @TotalDesolation Saying "dry your tears" while actively crying is actually really funny
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1 year
@NHL_Watcher Also, at the time it looked like a masterclass of a trade. People love using hindsight to critique.
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@SeattleKraken Who'd thunk that the Zebra would be the best partner for a Kraken.
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9 months
@mcadley @hutchinson Do you think that, with mail-in votes, they count them as they receive 'em? That's horribly inefficient.
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@Briancsko @TNAKirsh @thedebralea and the blue county's pay for the red county's expenses. Geez! What a strange and peculiar relationship!
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8 months
@w4nner7489 @Lions Reynolds or Vildor would like to have a word.
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1 year
@BR_OpenIce @VinceSapienza Did Mark Stone forget that hitting exists in hockey
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9 months
@HilsNoglander More like Canadians can't watch Americans win without crying
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7 months
@leosheldon8 @verysmallriver If I learned anything from my Intro to AI course: "Removing noise" is essentially just writing over the data you have. You literally cannot get more data than you're sent.
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@Math_Diamond_10 @NHLPlayerSafety I mean that is most clearly not an accidental slewfoot.
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@highwayyystar @im_in_a_vat @esjesjesj "Olympic ceremony" brother the original Olympic competitions were hosted naked lol
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@JoeyMannarinoUS @KamalaHQ What's your skin tone today, lil Joey?
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2 months
@forgottenimage_ @AesPolitics1 Kamala is up by 25 points on Trump with Gen Z/Younger Millennials.
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1 year
Even though the Tigers are getting thwacked, tonight was not a complete let down.
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1 year
@BebopJosh @DrewciferVI @ShoesTravelin @libertarianneko "What's worse, a company that overcharges for coffee, or a military that has killed hundreds of thousands of innocent people all in the search for one man"
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@VerysaneGravey2 @NeolithicSheep @amazon Strange that Bezos' has a burner
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10 months
@DetroitRedWings Mathieu Joseph sure loves to try and injury Larkin, eh?
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@joeyd1121 @Cheap_Knockoff @NUMBCat9 @trevor_chambers @mloftus27 @GrageDustin @TylerTurnerVA "vote for their own destruction" One party is attempt to put down a ladder to those who have historically been oppressed in the United States, The other party flings around "DEI" as an insult. May wanna get your head out of Trump's ass.
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@SupremeSpazmoid @PunishedZoe @Saturn_Marooned Bro you're so cool!!!! Being edgy is soooo cool!!! Who needs basic algebra when you're this edgy!
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@FadingxGhost @BobFlannel1 @DramaAlert You look like you're learning how to smile in your pfp bro PLEASE change it bro
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@DetroitRedWings Leave it to Chris to ruin an iconic jersey AND consistently steal from taxpayers!
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@tylerduran21 @elisa_ig_ =( this is horrible
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@jos_beauch These players may be aware of the issues that may happen; but they don't understand them fully. A player should not be allowed to ruin the rest of their life for a Stanley Cup and I'm not sure why that's an argument.
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@mikeastahl @HeakMartin @alplicable It's funny - you have a child brain and are supporting a child predator!
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@peggysueallan @CyanYoshi4 @AlistairCookie_ @NoLieWithBTC @AOC Right but you owning luxuries scarcely helps the economy, whereas specialized workers (I.e. college graduates) are a HUGE chunk of the economy. If all colleges just stopped, do you think this country lasts after this the millennial generation?
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@GeekpreneurNYC @AlexShultz Comparing car Manufacturers to a single, increasingly devaluing tech company is funny.
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@MoneyPuckdotcom East WC2 Slot
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@MrReality_sp @sovereignbrah You guys call Walz a socialist cause he gave kids free food in school lol
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@ImKowabunga @BigHeadHcky I believe he has the highest amount of points among players who have never made the playoffs.
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