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@Ifecomumito

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Proudly Igbo Lover of God.(Jesus) πŸ‘‘ Business Enthusiast Football lover (Chelsea FC) Life na General Market .

Joined November 2012
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@OJ_Banty Wake me up even by 1 am, as long as You're dragging people who play "God".
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@Polymath_16 Pikin wey no get helper suppose get sense and not be arrogant.
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@kaylalynette__ Immediately she took out her lense, I knew she was down for business.
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@yodifiji Buy one violence and get 2 free.
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@LifeOfNapaul @Strix_ng Oraimo free pods 3. Make I plug am directly to my brain
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@jessealordiah If you didn't see the series "suits" then you might not get the joke
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9 months
@ese_oghene__ Tell this to Tinubu and aliko dangote.
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6 months
@fuadyabz23 This picture is exactly why I detest Twitter pundits. How can you watch this game in real time and find a way to blame Wan bissaka when we all know what happened? This is a horrible agenda to prey on.
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@Stinga_Bear A life saving jump can't be done twice. You only have one chance to live.
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@KidBold Just now now, wey Una goat wey Una buy don dey pregnant, Una want make e born cow. Expect goat from a goat , expect cow from another cow. It's sad about this whole situation but na Wetin Una sow una dey reap naah even people wey sow good follow una dey reap Wetin Una sow.
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@jayboikiss @walegates I'm humbled at what you did there comrade...
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8 months
@oku_yungx Na why Una be our brodas. Not the xenophobic people from the other part of the continent. Bants based purely on bants
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8 months
@Romithevillain I'm now imagining your pops as a teen... Him go don run all this babes street with so much lamba
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@ChequerSpell I was even perplexed when I saw this write up on her post "Nigeria happened to her". That means she really knows "Nigeria happening" to someone is a reality and still chose the people dishing out the crazy things we go through as leaders. So sad. On another note, please where
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@e_obakpororo @Sisi_Yemmie Get him his CV and let him apply for a job in one of these Banks
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8 months
@Deshysmalls "When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging."... Make Ogun no punish you
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9 months
@imohumoren The last day I played betting on my life, I lost nearly a million. My guy while consoling me blunted out "why your name no be K. C.? By now na KC gamings we go dey call you". To cry no gree me so I joined in the laughing spree.
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@DavidHundeyin Wait till you hear ronu people say: " It's only in Nigeria that politicians are been hated for wearing designers". E no go shaa better for all of them.
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@Sisi_Yemmie Not to talk of parenting. The most demanding job that requires no certification
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2 years
@lollypeezle Why did this Twitter people arrange this thing like this lasan...
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8 months
@nelsonepega Just now, Una want include Nigeria as the target for Israel, this game wey Una dey play with Islamic extremists the repercussions will be drasticoop
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@lexyy4real He who has respect as his forte abi na fortress you use am run?
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@yeankhar And to think my shop and house landlords didn't increase their rents is even satisfying. Also the fact that fuel still sells at 185 naira makes it blissful. What was that saying about misery and company?
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@chaplinez70 We're just in Feb and I don visit 3 dentists and yet my problem persists for the same Nigeria. Quality over quantity any day. I go dey take paracetamol e go dey obvious say na chalk. Dey here dey bobo yourself
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@EmiliaNdim @victorfatanmi That’s why you don’t ask for permission. If you disobey an order you’re queried But if you do something without permission you can always explain yourself later
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9 months
@nigerianpollz @Spotlight_Abby And is that why you let people who didn't even talk facts get there?
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9 months
@RabiuDanladiMu1 @kachithe1st @kuwait_magix First class citizen but na 14 you score for jamb.
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9 months
@MadridXtra Cold AF If you know you know.
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@MusialaEra I'll be there...
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8 months
@_callmebekky @AishaYesufu No be for mouth. 8 months don waka you still dey loote the country dry... show workings make Ogun no kee una papa
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@General_Oluchi Please I'm a scavenger Wake me up when it happens I don't mind coming out even naked.
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@obi_Nwosu Do you want your tweets to bang? Add Peter Obi to it
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@MauricioPanini I didn't even notice when he was subbed. Blud was never on the pitch
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1 year
@ToluwalojuAbefe @Letter_to_Jack Hilda Dey do Cook-a-thon This guy dey do Plank-a-dog omo all man get doings
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7 months
@seyilaw1 @GRVlagos They said your download stopped at 23% and you found a way to prove it... cos tell me why you expect him to tag you to your own tweet that he quoted. Omo this sluggishness in the head has hindered your growth in the industry badly.
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@BazForexFutures @BacktestTools @veeforex "Who go help you, no go stress you".
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@tedtodorovic Tip of the iceberg on Didier...
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@gimbakakanda @toyinquest "if you make a post about couples and notice so many women liking it, please delete".
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6 months
@4eyedmonk Like I used to say, "if I came into this world as a white dude, there's no way I will not think I'm superior to the blacks. No way on this God's given earth. No damn way".
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@Blue_Footy If you're wondering what in the world he's talking about.... Ladies and gents, I humbly present to you @didierdrogba d drug
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@iamurbanaira Oh, this hurt my spinal chest. I'm in pains
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@gilo_nig @Polymath_16 You go cry pepper and blood nwanne. I no go fit lie for you.
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@thekaysie He should secure us just the way he secures his white powder. It's not too much to ask.
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@TheLampardView These days we just have runners and not quality
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2 years
@Letter_to_Jack Una own sha better… My guy Ugo o after cooking if the food stays an extra 2 hours e don spoil. The rubbish production no Dey last. If you see where him Dey cook e go be like chemistry lab
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6 months
@Em3kaE "Make we protest make we protest, shey na this kind people you want protest with"?
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1 year
@Vivaanthony3 @MsNemah @Mr_Pucca In truth, I think the best thing is to not dive into this topic. You’ve not bought the food before. Buy yours first. β€œWomen only supporting women in the wrong”
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9 months
@lagospedia So these names are igbos?
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6 months
@ruth_akowonjo That was how pre-election if anybody said "Vote wisely", the whole comments section flouds with Peter Obi will never be president. We know who you are
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6 months
@OpeYeemiii The last time I checked women are given maternity leave but men are not afforded the same luxury. You think it doesn't have an undertone?
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9 months
@Oyexbaba I don see two girls before my very eyes collapsing after touching a pressing iron.
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2 years
@wizkhalifa Where I want see the one wey dem don wear make u re-wear am bayi
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1 year
@Social_khomenta @Kofi_Kwarteng We’ve heard you. We still ain’t subbing to your OF’s. Now rest
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@willreyner He almost gave me a cardiac arrest. My God
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@Waspapping_ @harrizone98 I know you're not a Christian but it's important you listen to Ebenezer by Nathaniel Bassey for consolation
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Nnadozie I love you #ENGNGA
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8 months
@NobleBenz @gideonjunior_ The fact that this guy thinks he's wiser than troost is both disturbing and sad. You dey house dey watch TV and you think if it was that close he would chose the yellow over a supposed "simple" slide tackle. My friend "objects are far away than they appear" when you're watching
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@ask4_Ogunniyi @ObaCasper_ But you guys are saying that binance was banned in UK USA and even China. So why can't we compare the good things? Oh I get, we can only compare the bad ones. Gotcha.
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@PremiumTimesng Peter Obi said that Yahoo boys(though they're doing the wrong things) are not the people the efcc should go around picking upandan, the timeline turned into a cry City. I've never seen people as dishonest as APC/Ronu people.
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@seyi_laleye @Nobsdaslushhkid Perform and shut them up still boss. What's there now to get angry at? He only said your ineffective government should effectively govern and shut the people up
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1 year
@calvingoldtech @aai_austin Na like this Cahil dey take defend for Chelsea till him and attacker go dey our 18 yard box. He keeps going back always on life support. Every time we’re adjusting in Nigeria , one day there’ll be no adjustment opportunity left.
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@eduhandsome_ @aai_austin Government or no government, ichaka Ike must survive.
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7 months
@TheOreAfolayan Everybody has their shortcomings man. Say you love Layi just like I do too but don't shine the light away from the others. For instance, a person who understands Yoruba will enjoy more of Layi's jokes than shanks.
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@PayeeIzuchukwu @ConcernedIgbos1 @Morris_Monye @PeterObi No love at home my guy. And it really shows. Like leader like follower
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@DukeOf_IjebuOde @rusticfunmi @otitokoro77 To me, it was all new. Learn to know that you're not the only one existing in the world.
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@iammakavellid @harrizone98 You're definitely not consistent enough to be a man. Jumping from one "law suit" to another "jabs" is not manlike. You choose a hustle and stick to it.
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@jimohsolz @tundealuko With all due respect, please can you tell this honourable house what You've contributed to the betterment of this country or what your father or his father has done to shine the light on this country... You have the floor sir.
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@OsheaJacksonJr Don't have a buddy like this
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@_ekenonymous @Ollie_M20 "You can't wake someone who pretends that they're asleep".
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@StreetLordPoko The jokes write themselves
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@eyebuggy @yodifiji The remaining female goat is been sold out, the male goats them no gree... no gree for anybody.
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7 months
@monsieur_avril She was caught pants down on 4k
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7 months
@ToniNze @FS_Yusuf_ Obviously, you don't understand his game. He is exposing Sarah to Julius thereby putting the young lady in harms way. That is his plot. He wants abure to know that Sarah is the one who exposed him You get the point now?
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@GenericFlavour What Ireti didn't start as a competition finally ended as a competition, all thanks to so much vile and hatred towards the igbos. Omo I'm just tired of all this.
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7 months
@RalphAbayomi @amogu_jeremiah Sense is pursuing you but it's obvious You're very fast boss.
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@AdeJesuRe @rusticfunmi She say you be short man. Abeg help us with the truth
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9 months
@FoxNews @tochukwu_nonso Naija always making the news for the most archaic and ancient atrocities. When will my country be liberated?
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@Faty_Alfa There's a POV to his opinion. He was responding to something and in your lack of proper education you isolated the reason and jumped straight to the concluding part. Please leave propaganda.
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@yeankhar Me wey dey leave my Mama for market steady when I dey grow? No be fresh boy you go use "ikwe onu" ( bargaining) put to shame.
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@Ola360_ Absolutely disgusting attitude. Cigar cigar lifestyle. Not the flex you think it is.
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@Whitesprings22 Before anyi akoba
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@Jagun_Labi1 @Ugo_KelechiPhD You do jail abi you no do?
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@lilbittyingrid Feminists won't see this to act up on tho Misandristic people all masking as feminists
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@ONsogbu Become a billionaire first. Azu ndu
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8 months
@Sodiumhydrate_ @movingtrain01 And who's your father again? Who you be gan?
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@Nnekabusybody @maxvayshia @TeddyGambit Omo slot no slow reach like this gan
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@princessluna237 The power of social media can never be underemphasized cos the whole of Africa took the games to the whole world . Thank goodness the organization of the games did a stunning job to make the field of play level and the atmosphere electric. Good job @CAF_Online #AFCON2023 #AFCON
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@Gboye_Rave What a comment section , if the NIGERIANS I see in this CS are the Nigerians I deal with everyday life would have been less hard for me 😒😒😒
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8 months
@lou_m_cypher ...Before I could say jack shit I was passing out in a choke hold... My momma cried her life out tryna save her second son. Life flashed through my eyes.
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@OluAyoola7D The physical presence of a lion alone me self go choose am as my community leader. Leaders/kings are born with the glory of a king not nurtured into the glory. πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹
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@AsisatOshoala U no go wake by 4:30 for premium cooking ke?
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9 months
@ObinnaUkwueze Na Anambra dey get this kind governor normallyooo. How this one take miss road enter Abia still baffles me
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8 months
@MrOdunfa That's where "E bi kpawoooo" comes in
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3 years
@Phelmz @mynameisgafar If this is what you're saying then the barrister should wait too till the said neighbor asks for his help too...I used your logic sir
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