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Joined April 2019
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
4 years
nigga like me gon get curious and see how many it'll take to make her float
@gnuman1979
jamie
4 years
How dads babysit.
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
2 months
@bekstfu_ “Oh wow” Vdbsbdbsjdihdhw
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Icarus
3 years
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
4 years
who's gunna pay for the tables?
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aybeekay
4 years
i wish there was a girls only club
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
3 years
Me to my crush
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
3 years
Greenwood not being hyped about Ronaldo is sooooooo funny to me you don’t understand. That is pure comedy, he doesn’t give af 😭
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
4 years
When we caught Az on the strip
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H.
4 years
Guys reply with funny videos that live in your head rent free pls
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
4 years
"Fredo we don't believe your storyyyy" when he tries to drop an explanation
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
3 years
You know there are certain instances that warrant an attack without verbal provocation, this is one such occasion
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tilly
3 years
A guy that I used to speak to picked me up and spun me around in front of my ex once, I felt so awkward.
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
3 years
Nah what’s going on with women today fam 😭😭😭
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
2 years
@3boiJoze @Slauts1 It’s only online man 😂😂
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
5 years
this...but as really good friends. Where we do this often enough to eventually catch feelings but deny them until we eventually move on and watch each other fall in love with other people...
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
3 years
Wait Dave got wizkid on this album? He might be clear fam
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
3 years
@L7hunna @Pinero_Nana It’s the money their not spending on dates
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
2 years
@JFFM_1 @tiannelisex What’s wrong with you 2???
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2 years
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
5 years
DMU niggas calling cov ghetto
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
5 years
Anyone make their eyes go out of focus on purpose?
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
4 years
@lennyvandross Omds i didn't even clock
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
3 years
That’s why he’s going straight to the top.
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
3 years
Me when I hear pundits say “it’s so unlike him to misplace a pass like that”
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
1 year
Saying I miss the game to your babes is nuts
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
8 months
9 out of 10 didn’t show up 🤨 you might be bad vibes
@NikkiKitanaii
Nikita🌴.
8 months
Sent out 10 invitations 🤪 only 1 friends showed up
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
3 years
Bro just swing and worry about the rest later
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
4 years
He got 4 bills and his ass ate, what a life he’s living man
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
5 months
Applying for jobs is wild uno. Im on my knees begging another man for the opportunity to interview so he can pay my bills…
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
10 months
Nah I’m so sick, Ghost of Tsushima came and stole your chain and this is what you came back with
@GameBreakerGod
GameBreakerGod
10 months
#AssassinsCreedMirage Don't play with knives kids
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Icarus
8 months
Happy they admitted it. We’re not crazy, we’re just the biggest club in England and they love watching us suffer lmao
@UtdFaithfuls
UF
8 months
This is embarrassing. The media agenda against Manchester United is real. Love how Erik ten Hag absolutely cooked him. 😂
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
3 years
30?
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
3 years
This height difference 🤢
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
1 year
Nah he took last game personally. I love him. He has the mentality to go straight to the top
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
3 years
This is why we kneel
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
4 years
Dfhjkmgdbjh Onlyfans 1 - 0 HornyFC
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Icarus
3 years
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
1 year
Warrior playoff games are so funny, Curry is playing against the opposition, the refs and Steve Kerr. This why he’s the greatest ever, bros playing 5v9
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
2 years
Starlight is so funny bruv, that’s her at her max and she barely pushed him back
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
2 months
@floeticcc LOOOOOOOOOOL bare man got in trouble yesterday im guessing
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
4 years
its not simping if you're in a relationship where the feelings are mutual btw 🙏🏾
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
5 years
My dick don't get hard for you no mo
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
3 years
Bruno passing yesterday
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Icarus
2 years
@Slauts1 Gotta couple up I guess
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Icarus
2 years
@paritosh_bhide That 37 points in his house was just the start lmao
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Icarus
3 years
@totalcristiano @isoquince I said this last year and we ain’t make it out of the groups
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
2 years
Neymar knows ball, we’ve gone clear
@SCDG2330
UG
2 years
JP x Neymar ✊
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Icarus
4 years
@ViniOrViIIain @grizeldamus she'll use it to build a bird house
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Icarus
3 years
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
4 years
@ovotiann this could all happen in a day if you let it
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
3 years
Teams coming to Old Trafford tryna get a point
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
4 years
Lord restore shame to the men that roam this earth.
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
3 years
Lmao
@ACSfessions
ACS Confessions🇬🇧✊🏾
3 years
I’m black and my gf is white and one time she called me a chocolate cunt during sex and I still think about it till this day LSBU
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
1 year
Wardell Stephen Curry. Reigning Finals MVP. Talk to him nice 👍🏾
@jordanwoods960
Jordan Woods
1 year
WHO?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
4 months
@zeelovee_x I got nothing else for you
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
4 years
Yh, but we call em gang naps
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
2 years
@forthefacts @natfluential Defence takes a team, if he was a shit defender the team wouldn’t survive. They’re one of the greatest defensive teams ever cus he does his part 👍🏾
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
3 years
A clean sheet with Fred playing against us all game, can’t believe it, footy isn’t real
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
4 years
champions league is on and man are tweeting bout love island uno
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
4 years
feeding the kids on and off the pitch
@MrCampbell98
LC🇵🇸
4 years
Rashford letting him take that pen, what a lad 😭😭
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Icarus
1 year
@jsargio_ They think injury prone Varane starting over him
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
3 years
22 on the 22nd
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
4 years
Why black women policing black mens hair is damaging to the black community, in this thread I will...
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
5 years
Seeing a missle in the distance
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
4 years
Gotta jump in to swim
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Icarus
3 years
United fans thinking Ten Hag will leave Ajax mid szn for us
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
1 year
No freekick today yh? Dickhead
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Icarus
3 years
@sblavish_ @payperroute5ive @fdglazers Men control access to relationships
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
5 years
"That arch, I wanna see it in person"
@thereaIad
FRANK
5 years
she was dropping screenshots like hot cakes
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
3 years
She’s moved on and is in love
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Icarus
2 years
@jsargio_ So is she. Have fun, you’re in for a ride 👍🏾
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Icarus
4 years
pulling the su1cide card when you're being called out for you bullshit 👍🏾
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Icarus
5 years
She said he looks like Aladdin...uno what imma let the asian community deal with that one
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
4 years
if im paying am I at least then allowed to get a dessert???
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
3 years
Day 25 of a woman only app
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Icarus
1 year
@nyabanz This is so funny 😂
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
2 years
If Wiseman can play half his defence then boy…we got something next year
@OnBallSteph
dre
2 years
Shoutout Rob Will. Dude left me in awe.
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
4 years
a nigga like me fr gon count em
@IsaiahThinks
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
4 years
good morning!
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
1 year
So far?
@ComicsMeta
James | Meta Comics (FREE PALESTINE)
1 year
Name a Comic Book adaptation that is actually much better than its source material. I’ll go first.
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
2 years
He’s like Giannis on a fast break
@Scamzel
God Gave Me Style
2 years
Mbappe on the counter is a nightmare
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
3 months
@CasaDupre Saying you were at the premier of the original dune is wild 😭😭😭 fight back
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Icarus
3 years
I dunno what I did to be met with this
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Icarus
6 months
Aye man ETH did his job, we should be up 5
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Icarus
3 years
Pundits not talking about talking about Kane disaster class lol
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
2 years
Pls don’t let reincarnation be real, I can’t do this again man
@LilahSturges
Lilah Sturges (Inactive)
2 years
What’s the eeriest thing a child has ever said to you? When my daughter was around 4-5, she calmly insisted that she had once been married to a man named Brad Huffington. When we asked what had happened to him she replied with a note of sadness, “He was lost at sea.”
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Icarus
2 years
@melasface Me saying “God when” in my head even though I’ve never bought a ticket and don’t plan on buying one
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Icarus
3 years
@CasaDupre Bruh look at the way they’re drying themselves with the towel 😭 built different
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Icarus
1 year
@jsargio_ Why has it gotten bigger
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
3 years
This invincible guy gets touched every week Omds
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
3 years
Loool women say they want MFM but if the guy sucks a lil dick he’s the villain huh 🤨
@MarleyyPetite
wax fairy 🧚‍♂️
3 years
Biggest turn offf !! mi woulda flee the scene🥴
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Icarus
5 years
My female friends just complain about their man issues...
@DAMNSHAQ
SHAQ
5 years
Tonight 🥴 @evssofficial_
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Icarus
4 years
Sneakbo catching Dot Rotten (colourised)
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
3 months
The journey to 25 almost k1lled me, but I made it out the other side sexier than ever. Amen to that 🙂‍↕️🤞🏾
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Icarus
4 years
Uk got the highest coke consumption in europe 😳
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Icarus
3 years
This country is awful
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@IcarusNextDoor
Icarus
6 months
Brudda La Carrington has done it again 😭😭😭
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