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@INTJhub
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2 years
I never procrastinate. I plan.
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Love it or hate it... INTJs run the world.
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Tell me you're an INTJ, without telling me you're an INTJ Exhibit A:
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MBTI types simplified:
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If the truth is hard to swallow... chew it.
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What's worse than people with power? Dumb people with power.
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Living is just taking a quick break from being dead.
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If I've ever hurt your feelings, please know this... I absolutely meant it.
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Care about what other people think and you will always be their prisoner.
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Make friends with people who are capable of asking you to sit down, when you really need to sit down.
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2 years
Santa is an anagram of Satan.
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God, I don't want the serenity to accept what I cannot change. Give me the willpower, competence & perseverance to try the impossible, and at least make a solid dent at it, instead.
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Knowing others is intelligence; Knowing yourself is wisdom. Mastering others is strength; Mastering yourself is power.
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The older generation just doesn't get it. Someday that will happen to us. Too...
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The difference between a smart person & a wise person is that: A wise person never gets into a sticky situation that a smart person can get out of.
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Your life is either what you do... or, what's done to you. But you DO get to choose.
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I noticed that people with small brain love to be complimented with the phrase "you have a big heart". Don't ask me why it works... it just does, ok? Try it!
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Learn to be alone with your mind.
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I like my thoughts deep-fried.
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Stupidity is scalable.
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3 years
It's not depression. It's me, making the world a bitter place.
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3 years
An INTJ brain is like the Area 51. We don't keep it locked up & unreachable to protect it from others. We do that to protect others from it.
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The best thing about existential crisis is that it's free.
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Universe didn't come with an instruction manual. So, anyone telling you how you _should_ live your life - just ask them to shove it up their ass. BRB, need to print out this tweet.
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@INTJhub
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3 years
If life gives you lemon... setup supply chain & become a lemon dealer.
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I may be a monster... but as long as I live ON the bed and not UNDER it, I can pretend to be anyone I want!
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@INTJhub
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3 years
Be bold enough to make new mistakes, despite your best effort not to.
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3 years
Everyone is flawed. Be perfect.
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Everyone is flawed. Be kind.
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The ones who give excuses don't write history.
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Whatever doesn't kill me, makes me me'er than me.
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If you had $86,400 in your account & someone stole $10 - I get it... you may be upset - but would you throw the remaining amount $86,390 away at the person? Each day has 86,400 seconds... don't let someone's 10s of negativity ruin the remaining 86,390s of your day.
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2 years
I love to live in my dream world... as long as I don't have to close my eyes and go to sleep to get there.
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Want to be happy? Stop seeking happiness, start seeking a purpose.
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If it's not on my calendar, it doesn't exist.
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Overanalyzing everything is my coping mechanism.
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I took both the red and the blue pill.
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I have a good news and a bad news. 2021 is ending.
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Alcohol is never the solution. It is but the solvent.
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Make me the world leader, I'll fix this mess under a week.
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Sorry, no herd feelings.
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3 years
Remember to go through the stuff you've posted as a teenager to learn more about human fallibility, to practice forgiveness & to stay grounded.
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2 years
What's the medical term for the illness that makes some people unable to focus on the actual problem and get sidetracked by saying things like "let's take a step back", "wow, that's rude", "nobody likes you" etc?
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Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs: simplified & without BS.
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Unpopular Opinion: popularity is the enemy of self overcoming.
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I'm so MAD Quick... someone do something stupid!
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3 years
Human cloning when? I need an army of me.
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Karma is not a bitch. Just Newton's third law.
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"New Year" is a corporate conspiracy.
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"Good Parenting" The answer to 99% of the root causes of "wtf is wrong with the world?" questions.
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Where are the Avengers now?
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Fast & steady wins the race.
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When a wolf chooses to have puppy eyes, it stops being a wolf.
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Grapes that you cannot reach, must be sour.
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It's important to listen to what dumb people say. It's the cheapest way to learn what NOT to do.
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In my case, actually the foresight is 20/20
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"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right." --- Asimov
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Everyone is capable of great evil. Everyone is capable of great good. It's the choice that sets us apart.
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You don't have to win. You just have to be the last one standing.
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Tell the monsters under your bed, I said "Hi"
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So, I was researching on Alzheimer's yesterday, but found that my browser has this weird bug where all the links show up in purple.
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3 years
When undecided, chose what the ideal version of you would do.
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4 years
So do you take IQ tests as a hobby or are you normal?
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3 years
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I saw ENTP snort that line.
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Wisdom comes from reflecting with composure upon playing your best hand, yet still losing.
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If you're not quite sure whether you're dumb...
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ENxJ & INxP (intuitive deciders) won't show their inner world for the fear of being ridiculed as weird. ENxP & INxJ (intuitive observers) would show their inner world even at the cost of being ridiculed as weird.
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If today's you isn't busy building tomorrow's you better than the yesterday's you... what are you even doing?
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Don't answer. Outshine.
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I would rather:
Be a friendless outcast
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If you think you have a crazy new brilliant idea... there's a huge chance that someone else thought the same before you, about the same idea, but forgot to write it down or put it into action.
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Getting married is like buying a printer. Understand what you will...
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The only difference between a marathon and a sprint is your will power.
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When someone says "I hate you..."
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- "We should do X to solve the societal problem Y" - "pRacTicE WhaT yOu pReAch" - "Yes, I do that myself" - "iT wOnT wORk" - "Yes, it works, here's the results..." - "iT's unPrOveN, nO HiStoRic dATa" - "Yes, it's new. I recently came up with it." - "OMG QUIT BRAGGING... ASSHOLE!"
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@INTJhub
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4 years
They say INTJs have no chill. It's just cause they haven't seen us in our natural habitat.
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When you meet the beast, would you tame it to see if it makes a good friend, or would you swiftly terminate it to see if it makes a great fur-carpet?
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You know what's worst than people with rose tinted glasses? People with rose tinted magnifying glasses.
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- Are you right wing? - No, I'm wrong-winged. - I mean, are you politically right or left-wing? - I'm biologically opposable thumbed, neo-cortexed, bipedal, no-wing, humanoid - you blind bitch. I don't need to subscribe to a preset brand. I can think for myself & make it happen.
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Romans were so advanced, they came with Latin preinstalled.
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huck the faters
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My superpower is that I can see all 3 colors of the rainbow.
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Take control.
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- Do you believe in... - No
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Give me a reason to fight you.
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Cameraman: smile! Me:
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I (unironically) LOVE confrontations!
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Some days, you just gotta sit back & let the rest of the world go to hell.
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"A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent."
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- "If you could time travel, would you kill baby Hitler?" - "If I could time travel, I could stop his parents from mating in 1000 different ways. It's only an ethical dilemma, if you're dumb enough to allow it to be. It always is."
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at this point, I'll even pay handsomely to learn some gen-z slangs to keep up with what's what
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The school system isn't there to educate you. It's the conveyor belt that produces skilled labor.
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It's not a motivational quote. It's a sharp pointy tool.
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- "social skills very important... don't be an asshole vibe-wrecker, m'kay?" Meanwhile, world's top 2 social media platforms being run by Fe blind, socially inept guys with ASD (who also happen to be among the richest) - "don't worry, I'll do fine... it's not that hard a game."
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- Elevate yourself so that they start to realize having made a mistake turning you down; and keep going on so they accept they never really deserve you anyway. - Are you talking about business partnership, job offers, relationships, or our place in the world? - Yes.
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Someone called me a 'vibe-wrecker'. I didn't hear it right the first time and asked 'come again'? True story.
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@INTJhub
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Cause this is Internet. Sensors & extroverts have a life.
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4 years
Alternatively, rest of the NTs and INTJs.
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- So, are you a cat person, or a dog person? - Honeybadger person.
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"The idea behind the helmet law... is to preserve a brain whose judgement is so poor, it doesn't even try to stop the cracking of the head it's in!" --- Jerry Seinfeld
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Why wouldn't you want to be 100% devoted to becoming the best version of yourself that you can be?
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