SOUND THE ALARM, a cringe over-30 has weaseled into your fandom space! Hide your eyes from the horror of it all. Also sometimes I’m NSFW. Ed Teach Simp. she/her
In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?
- from ‘The Tyger’ by William Blake
Astroglide and Squishables are getting together to have to live-tweeting watch party with an online pirate crew in support of a Season 3 Renewal after a tv executive said numbers don’t exist.
That is the most Mad Libs shit I’ve ever seen in my life. 🥹🍊🏴☠️
#SaveOFMD
#RenewOFMD
Every now and then I remember the “works for spiders; works for men” line and I have to think that implies that Stede knew Ed had a fear of spiders. That he had dispatched them into the sea for Ed before. This was just another spider to get rid of for his love.
You’re telling me that we’ve hassled the fine (🫥) people at Max so much this week, they’ve gone an entire day without taking the self-aggrandizing opportunity to flaunt their GLAAD nomination?
Now THAT’S a fuckery.
Here's a little tidbit for your impostor syndrome. This is a moment of doubt while making "Boy". Always makes me a little sad, but it helps knowing "not knowing what he's doing" goes on to become the highest grossing NZ film.
[box of birds = in good spirits, things going well]
There are entire seasons of shows airing right this moment that don’t have a percentage of the heart and depth of feeling contained within this two minutes of media. And the television landscape is poorer for the lack of it.
Because the night belongs to lovers
#OurFlagMeansDeath
Also a big 🖕🏼Fuck You🖕🏼to every entitled, loudmouth, basement-dwelling, grocery-store-feet-having, wet-dog-smelling, trilby wearing twatbag who all but made sure T couldn’t come online to say anything or show any support without being drowned out by sanctimonious horse shit. 🖕🏼
Hey 👋🏻
@PrimeVideo
and
@AmazonStudios
. I’m sure you’ve heard the news that
#OurFlagMeansDeath
is looking for a good place to park our 95% Rotten Tomatoes score and High Critical Acclaim. Not to mention our news-making fanbase. I’d love to talk about your chance to
#AdoptOurCrew
.
It’s midnight here, so thus begins my
#TaikaTuesday
. I’ll start with a short video from Sundance. I love this because it’s before he’s put on his big confident persona. He’s just sweet and funny and a little shy - and his voice is incredible. And the people love him right away.
Do you ever think about how in the first season of
#OurFlagMeansDeath
Stede says meekly and quietly “I just.. I thought when I did marry, it could be…for love.
And then in the last episode when he reunites with Ed, he runs SCREAMING with a sword… “FOR LOVE”.
Me neither.
If you feel defeated in The Cause, I have just the thing for you.
How about a Rhysie Speechie? (In what I’m pretty sure is his actual army uniform jacket, which 🥵, but anyway)
#SaveOFMD
#AdoptOurCrew
#OurFlagMeansDeath
You could take 100 screenshots from every episode of Our Flag Means Death, and 99 of them will look like a Rembrandt painting.
And one will be Alex Sherman’s ass.
Toxic masculinity could N E V E R.
One thing I love about this interview is *right away* at the beginning you see T get that sparkle in his eye and a little bit of a smile. Because finally - here is someone who can match his energy. And he goes right in. 😌
Am I the only one who thinks the boyfriend line was Rhys? It just gives me the vibe of a Rhys addition and Taika is - first, reacting, and then yes, and-ing.
AND ANOTHER THING.
It really chaps my ass that they have the gall to talk about awards when the absolute fucking GIFT to the screen that is Ra Vincent is **currently** nominated for Excellence in Production Design by the Art Directors Guild.
Do NOT diminish that, you dicks.
I enjoy the hell out of watching this clip. Because now I know that
@Lesdoggg
is just as ready to sop him up like a biscuit as I am. 😂 Thank you for asking him directly, Queen, we’re getting this show back one way or another.
#TaikaTuesday
#SaveOFMD
#OurFlagMeansDeath
You don't have time to watch the lie detector interview, but you'd like to still hear them giggle and laugh through the whole thing? SoupBeech has you covered.
#ThankYouOFMD
for bringing these 2 together again in a way that not only brought their strengths to the forefront, but for allowing them to play. To break our hearts in a way we will never forget. They are the hot and cold winds that make a tornado, & we are happy to be swept up.
You ever just glance up to see what’s playing on the television and become immediately speechless?
Anyway the more times I watch this play through, the harder I laugh, so I have no choice but to pass it on.
#SaveOFMD
#AdoptOurCrew
For some reason, this gentle catch and gentle lay is so attractive to me. He doesn’t just let her fall to the ground. The Gentleman Pirate indeed. 🥹
#SaveOFMD
#AdoptOurCrew
#OurFlagMeansDeath
I really think this whole thing is an incredible speech, but something about hearing this dude speak Te Reo, even if only for a minute, makes my heart swell 3 sizes. 💜
I think it’s important to let
@netflix
know what kinds of show-adjacent things we have purchased just to taste the flavor of having “real” merch. What have you bought that could have been spent on official merchandise?
#SaveOFMD
#OurFlagMeansDeath
Today I heard some audio from the Hasselhoff movie, and in my opinion, there's no bad time for video of Rhysie's improv making professional actors laugh. So here's bloopers.
ANY and EVERYTHING from this day is so fascinating to me. I’m not a strong swimmer (read: can’t) and so seeing how proficient these guys are at not only maneuvering so well, but ACTING in such a heart-healing way is amazing to me.
#OurFlagMeansDeath
#supnetflix
hey so to keep us trending can everyone qtrt this tweet and post your favorite bts pic pretty please don't forget to include the hashtags
#OurFlagMeansDeath
#supnetflix
Do you ever think that maybe one day when those two inkeepers are getting their day started, they hear footsteps outside. The door swings open, and in walk two women.
They’ve come to thank Ed, for giving them a head start in their lives, with a bag containing 50k in doubloons.
I always have a soft spot for the Taika we see before the stage showman persona came in. Very down-to-earth and almost a bit shy in voice & carriage. While I adore his cheek and swagger, this is just extra special because it feels like a glimpse at the real guy. ❤️
#TaikaTuesday
Every time I see this I have to reiterate how wild it is that this was
UNDER WATER.
Like??? This emotive and expressive while not even breathing oxygen.
do you ever think about ed knowing he's dying in the gravy basket and this moment underwater is his last one before the complete darkness will consume him. and the last person he sees is stede. his face and all the happy memories with him
#AdoptOurCrew
#SaveOFMD
I know I already said
#ThankYouOFMD
for the wig. I know. But listen.
THANKYOUOFMD for giving Taika this updo, without which I don’t know where I would be today, in terms of wanton and lascivious fervor. As it stands, the cup overfloweth.
I never noticed.
Now I want to go away and live in a small mud house in the wilderness, constructed by my own hands and warmed by the flames of my hopes and dreams. Thanks for asking.