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2 years
@Haggis_UK Wouldn’t it be easier if we just started to disregard Liz Truss?
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2 years
Aye, dead on…
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2 years
Sinn Fein leaders eulogise the criminals who murdered the innocent in cold blood. We must never forget the victims. Remember when SF lecture us all about human rights and democracy.
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@carlalockhart ‘Murderous actions’ is it? Perhaps you should sit this one out
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@JamieBrysonCPNI @SuellaBraverman This is a perfect example of how bad your judgement is…
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2 years
@HoratioNelson0 Every one of those nations would call you Irish, that’s bound to sting 😂👍👋
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@BarryWhyte85 😂 News talk! 😂 Why, of course! 😂😂😂
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2 years
@charlie_lawson1 Imagine what people might say after your passing, given the trajectory of your career from household TV star to washed up bonfire attendant
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1 year
@rtenews Concern, like checking on a relative you have seen in 20 years?
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2 years
@BBCGarethG @duponline @niexecutive @NigelDoddsDUP Everyone, and I do mean every single decent member of society, hates the DUP…
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2 years
@JamieBrysonCPNI Have you ever, in your entire life, backed a winner?
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Jamie Bryson
2 years
If Boris goes, unionism could end up in a much stronger position if @trussliz becomes PM as she is plainly up for the fight to restore NI’s sovereignty Equally, Gove, Sunak or Hunt would capitulate to the EU and so ensure there will never again be power sharing in NI.
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2 years
@JamieBrysonCPNI Or singing songs about murdering a young woman on honeymoon, who knows what you people get up to behind closed doors, yet we’re supposed to forget about the plantation of ulster because it gives you sad feelings…
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4 months
@News_Letter ‘A colonial situation in Northern Ireland…’ That’s what he said, they’re his words, right?
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2 months
@BarryWhyte85 Maybe you’re oblivious to how your employer is viewed, I’m merely pointing out that this tweet is classic Newstalk! Hence my reply. I’d imagine that’s exactly why you work there, pearl clutching faux outrage specialists! 😂
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2 years
@JamieBrysonCPNI It’s the UK government that’s finally thinking ‘enough is enough’… Unionism is finished thanks in no small part to your own personal intervention over the last ten years, your role as self appointed spokesman for PUL strategy has left unionism friendless and alone in the UK
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@edwinpootsmla Your life’s work as a representative of Unionism has lead to Sinn Fein becoming the largest party in Northern Ireland…
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@KevinBrennanMP ‘Yes I’m here about the BBC job but just to make you aware I’ve had a meeting with someone who is willing to lend you a significant amount of money to help you through this tough period ‘ ‘But please don’t let that in any way blur your judgement in making this appointment’
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2 years
@cjhumanrights @QUBelfast @ChiefConPSNI @duponline Dubious considering the same party have to run policy decisions past loyalist drug gangs for approval…
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3 months
@Kscott_94 @Armagh_GAA PSNI can appreciate a culture of sporting success. Must make a nice change after the weeks of hate parades and cleaning up after the dregs of our society
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2 years
@TalkLoyalism The levels of mortification in this video can bend light…
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2 years
@JamieBrysonCPNI By that time Casement park will be the national stadium
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2 years
@JamieBrysonCPNI @chhcalling Dunkirk! 😂 Are there fleets of fishing boats coming to rescue unionists and ferry them back to the mainland in glorious retreat! 😂😂😂
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@JamieBrysonCPNI @SamuelMcAllistr The word you are fumbling for is ‘disdain’ you semi literate cabbage.
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10 months
@Tomhg Brexit success for Unionism manifested in .JPG format…
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6 months
@SuzyJourno What is it about fundamentalist Christians that everyone finds so weird and unnerving. They’re almost always hiding some deeply sinister part of their personality behind this charade.
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2 years
@irish_news He sits on a booster seat of lies!
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2 years
@JamieBrysonCPNI What do you mean unreflective? Do you know what that word means? It is entirely reflective of loyalism, if it wasn’t we wouldn’t have seen a video of people gleefully cheering and singing along, it may be an uncomfortable truth, but its still the truth
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2 years
@BritishAlba @Simon4NDorset That’ll be the Northern Ireland protocol that Frost negotiated, and celebrated as a great deal?
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@JamieBrysonCPNI Tough morning in the attic, get mummy to stick on some chicken dippers for lunch
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2 years
@benhabib6 @JamieBrysonCPNI @trussliz That’s weird. First you voted for the withdrawal agreement, then railed against it. You were in favour of a US trade deal to weaken the EU, now it’s an irrelevance. Hardly a man to be trusted…
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Ben Habib
5 years
The US may once again give the UK a valuable helping hand. In reaching out to a @Conservatives govt to do a trade deal, the US would embolden the UK and weaken the EU. We might then get a good deal with the EU. @Nigel_Farage could help @BorisJohnson greatly in this endeavour.
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@TeamUnion_UK Why, who is planning to attack Ireland? We’re a nation of lovers, not fighters! That’s why the Irish are universally liked, and the English are universally despised. Unionism and Loyalism are the unofficial English supporters club… 😂Tragic!😂
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2 years
@brendanhughes64 Imagine trying to agree an EU trade agreement that satisfies this level of unionist thinking. The TUV trap! 😂🤦‍♂️
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2 years
@SteveAikenUUP Fair to say the poll shows an overwhelming majority in favour of holding the border poll, bet we won’t hear much about that from certain quarters…
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2 years
@TheSundayLife Anyone any idea when it all started to go so badly wrong poor Winkie?
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@JamieBrysonCPNI @J_Donaldson_MP I think all the other parties can relax now while the DUP crash from crisis to crisis over the next few months! Putting politics before a little boys fight for organ donation, what a shameful legacy you’ll leave! Not even counting your criminal convictions…
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1 year
@JamieBrysonCPNI 😂 funny I thought the same thing about the flag protests
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2 years
@JamieBrysonCPNI It’s absolutely beautiful! DUP have gambled their entire political future on UKG removing an international trade agreement with one of the largest trading blocs on the planet, the same week the UKG have demonstrated they have no intention of doing anything of the sort! Glorious!
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2 years
I’m confused, when @duponline decided to take back control with their support for Brexit, who did they think they were handing control to? Given they’ve been opposed to every version of Brexit they’ve been offered are they surprised everyone else has moved on?
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2 years
@SJAMcBride Fair to say the DUP are the most badly advised political party on the planet, bar none… #irony
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@JamieBrysonCPNI Sort of like the component parts of the union should be subjugated under the jackboot of Westminster rule, held captive against the will of the people? Remind us what ‘take back control’ from the Brexit referendum was about! 😂 Brexit! 😂 The greatest own goal in history
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2 years
@JoelKeysNI @StephenNolan , Stephen do you follow Joel, he appears to be a genuine voice for working class east Belfast loyalism. Might be worth speaking to him as an alternative to some of the other more vocal self appointed voices who don’t even live in those areas.
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@carlalockhart Aye, dead on…
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@JamieBrysonCPNI 😂 whatever helps the subjugation medicine go down little man!
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2 years
@BBCNewsNI @BenLowry2 Yet Ben is wondering aloud why nobody wanted to be associated with the Orange Order bigotry parade to celebrate the centenary?
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@JamieBrysonCPNI Oh dear, I guess the game is well and truly up now! 🤦‍♂️😂
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@JamieBrysonCPNI @JimAllister @CatharineHoey @benhabib6 I think the footnote will read, ‘Unionism voted for their own demise when they supported the English nationalist Brexit’ You can see it written all over your faces, ‘never again will NI be a full part of this United Kingdom’ Absolutely delicious 😃
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2 years
@BelTel @SuzyJourno Even though the PSNI, the PCTF and MI5 have all stated that loyalism are nothing more than a network of drug gangs working for Dublin drug dealers? There’s no viable threat from loyalism that couldn’t be decimated over a weekend, they’ve been pandered to for too long…
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2 years
@JamieBrysonCPNI Have. You. Condemned. The. UVF. Yet?
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2 years
@JamieBrysonCPNI There’s a more obvious solution, one the scheming UK Government have been open to, discussing openly apparently at the recent British- Irish meeting just this week! Imagine a country in long term recession, given the option to offload a £12 billion anchor from around their neck😉
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@BelTel @AllisonMorris1 I’m not 100% certain, but I’m nearly sure this is all Bobby Storeys fault, at least that’s the way elephant trunks will frame it…
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10 months
@RuthDE It’s probably difficult for you to grasp, because you don’t live here, and have next to no understanding of either side, but the DUP have built every election campaign for a generation on keeping SF out of the FM role. Stick to your lane of expertise, whatever that might be 🤷‍♂️
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2 years
@JamesL1927 Truly one of the greats
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@JamieBrysonCPNI Unionism is finished, thanks in no small part to your own interventions over the last decade. You hang around the neck of political unionism like an albatross. All any candidate needs to lose their credibility is to be associated with you, and they’re done. You’ve done this..😎👍
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2 years
@RaoulRuparel @JamieBrysonCPNI At this point you’d have to assume it’s just attention seeking…
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Jamie Bryson
2 years
Let’s get one thing clear. The UK Parliament is sovereign, and NI is an integral part of the UK. The Government can take whatever unilateral action it wants in its own territory. Why should Irish Gov/EU have a veto over internal affairs of the UK? They shouldn’t!
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@JamieBrysonCPNI @J_Donaldson_MP Nationalism would be in a much darker place without your influence, in the last ten years your advice and activism has driven unionism off a cliff electorally, created an Alliance surge in your own area, left loyalism an international laughing stock. If anything we owe you a WKD!
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2 years
@StevePeers Her ability to have risen so high, so quickly, and to exude such confidence while being so wrong, will give great comfort to the rest of the wealthy Tories waiting in the wings who are also widely unqualified for key roles in our society.
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2 years
@Michael08483429 @BelTel To who, your ma when she’s ironing your pyjamas?
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@JamieBrysonCPNI Thanks for Brexit! You’ve killed the union, we can never ever thank you enough! Now on to joint authority and a border poll!
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2 years
@Seanofthesouth ‘Please respect our culture of hating your culture’…🤦
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@Choyaa13 Truth is unionism is largely powerless to do anything about Bryson’s influence, his entire grift is based on the NI media establishments navel gazing. Nolan, Newsletter, Belfast Telegraph etc.. are to blame for the over amplification of a man who can’t spell the word sandwich…
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2 years
@CahairOKane1 Why would the opinion of the team who breached the rules sway the decision in relation to a replay, you can bet your life if it was the other way round the northern team would be lambasted for even considering blanking a replay. Typical GAA cowardice
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2 years
@BelTel @J_Donaldson_MP Isn’t there a video of you extolling the virtues of the protocol?
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@JamieBrysonCPNI You’d agree that one of the leading members of the LCC being caught with a bag of guns and ammunition in his boot, charged and remanded, isn’t a great look when you’re trying to argue for loyalism to receive a more welcoming reception from wider society! 😂
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2 years
@JP_Biz ‘I once told a TV news reporter that I couldn’t supply parts for a medical machine because of checks on sausages at the port in Larne’
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@JamieBrysonCPNI I think Brexit has exposed the value the UK place on NI as part of their union, it’s slowly dawning on unionism that the people they spend every second, of every day, trying to alienate will be the people who decide the fate of this island. It’s absolutely beautiful…
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@JamieBrysonCPNI Loyal brethren! Yes Sir! Vote Brexit! Ok Vote DUP! Ok Hold the balance of power! We are the People! £1 billion bung Oh yes!! Oppose any concession to the EU! Damn right! Get May out! Ok! Get Boris in! Hell yeah! Have an election! Love it! No wait! This is all the UUPs fault!
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@JamieBrysonCPNI But I thought QUB was a cold for Unionist sympathisers, which is weird given Professor Kennedy has been spouting anti Irish, anti republican sentiments for over a decade… Very odd, maybe we should expose Professor Kennedy, what do you think?
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10 months
@TeamUnion_UK @JamieBrysonCPNI I bet Sammy is looking forward to standing for election on the grounds that every action he has taken in this parliament have delivered the end of the Union and cemented the Irish Sea border! 😂🇮🇪
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2 years
@HoratioNelson0 You should probably switch of the power in your house, I’ve some bad news for you…😂
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@News_Letter Don’t say it’s Esmond Birnie, don’t say it, don’t! . . . . . Yea it’s Birnie! 😂😂🤦‍♂️
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@williamcrawley I find it difficult to have any sympathy for members of a government who see it as their dream to fly asylum seekers to Africa, these people are devoid of empathy
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@JamieBrysonCPNI What grade have you achieved in GCSE English?
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2 years
@DarranMarshall So the loyalist wing of the New IRA?
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@DUPleader What a strange person Arlene really is, hard to comprehend how shallow the talent pool is in Unionism that these calibre of people rise to the top
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@JamieBrysonCPNI 😂 I’m old enough to remember you putting your identity in the hands of Boris Johnson! 😂 It’s fair to say you are definitely not a good judge of character! Thanks for Brexit Baldrick! 😃🎉🇮🇪
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@JimAllister Do you speak for all of your MLAs or just yourself Jim? Now is your opportunity to be 100% clear, will you remain outside the assembly, standing firm, albeit on your own, holding the line and piling the pressure on the UK Gov and EU! Lest you be considered a hypocrite
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@JamieBrysonCPNI Beauty of this situation is that once the UK EU deal is announced as a completion of negotiations there’s no one else the DUP can run to, they’ll have alienated both sides, their wages will stop, the NIPB will be withdrawn, the Irish Sea border cemented for as long as NI exists
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@JamieBrysonCPNI Protocol or a border poll… Let us know which you prefer, there’s a good lad
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@AmandaFBelfast There’s a certain section of our society that struggles to comprehend that it’s not all about them…
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@DarranMarshall But who is going to protect the loyalist working classes from the pernicious protocol if their heroes aren’t in position to distribute class A drugs in the local areas!
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@BelTel @AllisonMorris1 That’s what makes Unionism so angry, our community is moving on, the country is moving on, the UK is moving on. We’re all moving on and leaving Unionism in the past where they belong
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@BelTel Yet we’re supposed to feel sorry for these people when someone calls them planters!
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Congressman Neal’s reference to ‘Planter’ uncalled for due to local sensitivities ✍️ @AllisonMorris1
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@JimAllister It’s absolutely delightful to see just how much Unionism, but specifically Jim, support for Brexit has cost them. Their place in the Union, gone forever, and by their own gullibility! Delicious, absolutely delicious! 😂🇮🇪
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@JimAllister You’ll still take the salary though, I mean, that’s what it’s all really about to the likes of you. Loyal to the pound…
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@JamieBrysonCPNI You starting to grasp why SF aren’t too bothered with the DUP hysterics? 😂 Party of government for the Republic of Ireland! Joint authority! 😎
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2 years
@StephenNolan @BBCSounds Heard the clip of you cutting off the elected representative @MatthewOToole2 Shameful considering the airtime you’ve granted to others, I’d expect a full apology will be on the cards
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@BelTel Imagine how dire the talent pool was for selection when Arlene Foster is appointed the head of this body!
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9 months
@brendanhughes64 Nobody could ever have imagined that this level of comedy could be achieved by a group of people who think the earth is 6000 years old!
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9 months
@JamieBrysonCPNI What do you have to offer?You’ve no qualifications, no expertise of any kind, you’re not a member of a political party, you’re entirely self appointed, you’ve been wrong at every turn over the last decade. Isn’t it possible the people you claim to speak for want you deplatformed?
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2 years
@JamieBrysonCPNI You’re a convicted criminal though, right?
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@News_Letter Old IRA, 1916… Simple enough mistake to make
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9 months
@BelTel Class, isn’t it!
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2 months
@TheSundayLife Anyone else in the news recently associated with North Down UDA? @mervgib @uuponline Maybe we can get a letter of endorsement for this young lady to ask Dee Stitt to guarantee her homes safety. He’s all about community outreach I believe.
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@JamieBrysonCPNI ‘Have you been missold Brexit?’ ‘Call 0800 1690 1690, for a no win no fee claim’ ‘Take back control, end the subjugation’
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@JimAllister Have you confirmed you’ll not be returning to the assembly on Saturday? It’s a fairly straightforward question. Are you standing firm, outside the assembly until the Irish Sea border has been removed? Yes or No? Take your time…
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@JamieBrysonCPNI 😂 dear me! The Supreme Court performance hasn’t helped with your anxiety at all, has it!
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