Took my sister out to the bar last night and a gay gestured at her outfit and said "you ate" and my sister replied "we had thai food for dinner" and then asked me if she looked bloated
This woman started talking to me at the airport and found out we're both flying to amsterdam and then said "did you know it's gay pride there? I just hope that doesn't ruin our trip there"
It will
A straight coworker just told me he caught his teenage son doing a Jeffrey star drag makeup tutorial.
He said "I don't give a shit if he wears makeup and wig, but he looked like a fucking clown on meth. His mother needs to teach him how to put on lipstick"
One of my employees just came out to me and told me that his father sent him to work in remote Alaska to "turn him into a real man." and now he works for me, a flaming homosexual
A homeless man just walked up to my car while we were stopped at a light and he yelled at my roommate and I "who's the top and who's the bottom?" Mike replied, "we're both tops" and the homeless guy said "well, I ain't gonna be the bottom" and walked away...
I used to think lockerroom porn was unrealistic because, who would actually be bold enough to do that in there? But after a few days at a gym in LA I've been proven wrong