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Glen O'Humeral

5 years

Patient: doc, I need something to help me stay awake Doctor: take two of these and call me in the morning Patient: but these...aren't these your kids? Doctor: trust me, I'm a doctor.

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

Medical students, after getting a thorough HPI, watching a completely different one unfold with the attending in the room

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

5 months

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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Glen O'Humeral

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4 years

How med How it's school started going

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Glen O'Humeral

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2 years

Every medical student has that moment where they realize that Haemophilus influenzae is a bacteria, not a virus.

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

2 years

me, a doctor, looking at notes I took from high-school biology class: I better hold on to these in case I need them

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Glen O'Humeral

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4 years

My body when I don't give it enough caffeine

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

Chronic Emphysema Bronchitis

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

4 years

tRNA and rRNA seeing mRNA get all the attention

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

Look who just showed up to the Met Gala!

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

5 months

@jtrebach I remember this lecture from medical school

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

4 years

Waking up to another day of learning and immediately forgetting the Krebs cycle

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

4 years

"Which embryological structure-" Me:

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

4 years

I swear OBGyn is a different language. They could rattle off "G2P1001 35w4d O+/RI/HBV-/HCV-/HIV-/GBS+ bacteruria PCN orderd/RPR NR who is a TOLAC presenting with PPROM at 3/75/-2 initially and 5/90/-1 at 4 hours" and everybody's just like "yep, sounds good fam"

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

4 years

So did you study for 4 years and take multiple licensing exams and do 3-7 years of residency and possibly a fellowship with a lifetime of continuing education because you liked biology in high school or are you normal?

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

9 months

@jtrebach Perfectly fine (and actually encouraged) for the driver to do it though.

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

Am I testing these reflexes, or are these reflexes testing me?

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

"What dosage would you like to use?" 3rd year medical students:

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

The resident discretely helping the med student answer the attending's pimping questions

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

Me: I want to start them on an antibiotic Pharmacy: ok, which one? Me: your finest antibiotic, please. My patient deserves the best. Pharmacy: that's...not how this works Me: ok, then I'll just take whatever's on tap

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

2 years

The ibuprofen on its way to exactly where my pain is

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

The med student urge to confidently select an answer choice, second guess yourself, and then change it to an incorrect choice

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@HumeralO

3 years

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

2 years

Standing in the corner of the OR, completely dissociated, getting every single question wrong asked by the surgeon, poorly moisturized, haven't eaten since yesterday, thriving

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2 years

"hi, i'm the medical student"

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

What it feels like to be a nontraditional medical student

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

2 years

The human body: if I don’t get 6-8 hours a sleep a day I will simply perish People in medicine: hey, how cool would it be if we worked 24 hours straight?

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

8 months

Scientist 1: we shall call these cells “basophils” Scientist 2: we shall call these cells “eosinophils“ Scientist 3 [disheveled, trembling]: NATURAL KILLERS

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

2 years

Attending: tell me what you know about multiple sclerosis Me:

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@HumeralO

2 years

Mean arterial pressure implies the existence of a nice arterial pressure

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Glen O'Humeral

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3 years

The med student during table rounds

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

Sure, medical school is difficult Sure, residency interviews are tedious and exhausting Sure, making a rank list is stressful But the present me is living the dream that my past self thought was unreachable, and that makes it all worth it

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

Did it hurt? When the answer choice you picked was not only incorrect but only selected by 1% of other test takers?

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

2 years

Somebody pinch me, I must be dreaming. Thank you, Lord!

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

2 years

They ripped out the circle of Willis. 0% chance of survival

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2 years

What happened?

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

2 years

Unwrapping presents in sterile fashion like I'm about to start a central line

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

1 year

The attending listening to my assessment and plan

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

I am about to graduate medical school and I still don't know the correct pronunciation of duodenum.

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@HumeralO

3 years

Acute Step 1 Mesenteric Ischemia 🤝 pain out of proportion to exam

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

[Pediatric exam] General: omg, so cute. happy squeals. chonky cheeks HEENT: wittle ears, button nose, + baby drool Heart: much lub, much dub heehee Lungs: squeals are super loud now Abdomen: SO SQUISHY Neuro: wiggly toes, kicky legs, much reflex

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

Being a med student means you now open string cheese in sterile fashion

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

10 months

Taylor Swift’s silence regarding the controversy over contrast-induced nephropathy is deafening

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

4 years

Patient: can I get a warm blanket? Med students:

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

When I decided I wanted to become a doctor

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

The attending, resident, and med student when a complicated case shows up

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

1 year

“I’m going to examine your thyroid now”

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

4 years

Saw a gallbladder today AND IT WASN'T EVEN LIME GREEN LIKE EVERY TEXTBOOK ON THIS EARTH SHOWS IT BIG GALLBLADDER HAS BEEN LYING TO US ALL ALONG DO NOT BUY THE LIES

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

2 years

[Ordering X-rays] Reason for order: I need to see their bones

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

2 years

Looking at those ductal-dependent congenital heart diseases like

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

You're so quiet. What's on your mind? Me:

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

Can you imagine if med students got merit badges and wore them across their chest like the Boy Scouts? Like, "oh, you got your Good Differential badge? That's cool. I just got my Pen Stolen by Attending badge"

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

#Match2022

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

“Please wait, the meeting host will let you in soon"

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

4 months

Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever, but make it Italian “Rickettsia rickettsii”

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

2 years

The 0.01% of bacteria that survive the disinfectant spray

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

10 months

Doctors reintegrating into society after residency

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

Unless you're the one doing it, it's impossible to comprehend just how many decisions doctors make on a daily basis. It's unbelievable

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

2 years

So is life

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

4 years

Me: *opens Qbank* Qbank questions:

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

Interviewer: how would you describe yourself? Me: verbally, but I've also prepared a dance

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

11 months

Medical student: [internally] gosh, I hope the patient gives the same history to the resident that they gave to me The patient:

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 months

[July 1st] PGY-1 PGY-2

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

2 years

The med students being sent home early

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

2 years

@jtrebach The patient when I knock on their door at 4am after they haven't rested at all because they're sick and in the hospital

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

4 years

Good morning to C3, C4, C5 for keeping the diaphragm alive only

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

1 year

When the neurologist asks if your 12th cranial nerve is intact

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@HumeralO

1 year

Grammy positive diplococci

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

1 year

Taylor Swift looks impeccable for Spotify.

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1 year

If I were a residency program director, I would ask applicants one question and one question only during their interview: what is your pen of choice? Tells me all I need to know about you

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@HumeralO

1 year

“Extubated” “Liberated from the vent”

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

11 months

Winter is coming

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

2 years

Going into the hospital when it's dark outside. Leaving the hospital when it's dark outside

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 months

The peds attending updating the family while the medical student tries to make the patient laugh

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

1 year

SO LITERALLY THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT TOXIC EPIDERMAL NECROLYSIS COVERS 30 PERCENT OR MORE OF TOTAL BODY SURFACE AREA AND STEVENS-JOHNSON SYNDROME IS WHEN LESS THAN 10 PERCENT IS COVERED

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

2 years

What's it called when two orthopedic surgeons start throwing punches? Osteophyte

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@HumeralO

3 years

Winter Medical Olympics Students 🤝 Plummeting downhill seemingly out of control yet managing to find a way to cross the finish line

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

4 years

Began studying again today. Opened up a question bank. Got the 1st question wrong. Took a nap. This is what peak academic performance looks like

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

Saturdays are for the boys! The boys:

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

Today is my last day in a hospital as a medical student. The next time a step foot inside of a hospital, I will be a doctor. This is surreal.

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

It's 2 words actually. Medical student

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

Just remember, your local med student is frantically refreshing the EMR, hoping the labs result before rounds start. Show mercy.

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛🟪 A ⬆️⬛⬇️⬛⬆️⬛⬇️⬛⬆️⬛⬆️ B ⬇️⬛⬇️⬛⬆️⬛⬇️⬛⬆️⬛⬆️ C ⬇️⬛⬆️⬛⬆️⬛⬆️⬛⬇️⬛⬇️ D ⬆️⬛↕️⬛⬇️⬛⬆️⬛⬆️⬛⬆️ E ↕️⬛⬆️⬛↕️⬛⬆️⬛⬇️⬛↕️ F ⬆️⬛↕️⬛⬆️⬛↕️⬛⬇️⬛⬆️ G ⬇️⬛⬆️⬛⬆️⬛⬆️⬛⬆️⬛⬆️ H ⬇️⬛⬇️⬛⬇️⬛⬇️⬛⬇️⬛⬇️ Not wordle, just a Step 1 question

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

1 year

Show me the movie or television character you wanted to be growing up vs the one you feel like you became

Rachel Darnall

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1 year

Show me the movie or television character you wanted to be growing up vs the one you feel like you became.

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Glen O'Humeral

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1 year

Non-medical people being woken from sleep at 3am by an ambush of stupid memes and TikToks from their medical friends on night shift

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@HumeralO

3 years

New fortune cookie just dropped #TheMatch2022

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@HumeralO

3 years

. Liver | Gallbladder ---- | | | | --- Pancreas 🤝 Common bile duct

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

10 months

Presenting adult patients: “this is a 54y male presenting with shortness of breath” Presenting peds patients: “this adorable little nugget is a 7 month old chonker. Poor buddy, his lungs got the zoomies, but he feels a little better after I gave him a sticker.”

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

5 years

2, 4, 6, 8 what did we just auscultate!? "THE HEART" 2, 4, 6, 8 and what did we appreciate!? "POSSIBLY A MURMUR BUT MAYBE NOT I DON'T REALLY KNOW I THINK IT WAS EITHER SYSTOLIC OR DIASTOLIC OR NEITHER IT'S REALLY HARD TO TELL SOMETIMES OK"

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

1 year

Nurse: doc, they’re seizing. What should we give them? Me: dazzle me Nurse: if you want Midazolam, please just say Midazolam

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

5 years

Current M2s after becoming physicians: BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD TO STUDY FOR 400 HOURS A WEEK TO GET A GOOD STEP 1 SCORE TO EVEN THINK ABOUT GETTING A RESIDENCY. NONE OF THIS PASS/FAIL NONSENSE. (p.s. don't be like this)

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

6 months

“That lab you ordered that you didn’t know what you would do with it if it were positive? It’s positive”

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

Not wordle, just a brachial plexus

Empty Bennett

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3 years

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

2 years

After 6 months of EM residency, here are a few tips I've learned (mostly from my mistakes) A 🧵

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

1 year

6mg of melatonin vs the metric ton of caffeine I drank throughout the day

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

Yes, I will be a doctor in 6 months. Yes, I struggle to perform basic mathematical calculations. We exist

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@HumeralO

3 years

Medical students don't say "I love you", we share our Anki decks with each other

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@HumeralO

3 years

Drake Fecal-oral Transmission 🤝 Started from the bottom now we're here

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

8 months

Patients will never know that the resident doctor taking excellent care of them has been ignoring their car’s check engine light for weeks now

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

Progress note, Gen Z style: Kidney function improving, which is lit. Patient yeeted their IV out overnight. Pain is now under control *dabs in celebration* Making progress with physical therapy like a boss.

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Glen O'Humeral

@HumeralO

3 years

I feel like EM docs were the kids that got more hyper the more tired they got.

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@HumeralO