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JR

@yung_socrate

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New York, New york
Joined January 2016
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@yung_socrate
JR
5 months
That earthquake made me realize I have zero plan for survival in that situation
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Back shots probably sound like shipment on Call of Duty
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When your girl gotta go last but you all outta dick
@falsepritense
biblically accurate hoochie.
2 years
If you bringing your man to girls night? Can we fuck him?
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@yung_socrate
JR
9 months
That’s cuz people started making tik toks and reels about how they don’t do shit at home like their bosses dont own social media smh
@jiggyjayy2
MAY18TH
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The remote jobs drying up quicker than Egypt during that famine in the bible
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One of the most diverse schools in the country but everyone segregates themselves with their own people.
@AuriTheMermaid
The Mermaid 🧜🏾‍♀️
6 years
Unpopular opinions: University at Albany
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I hate answering my phone thinking it’s a potential job calling to hear that my cars warranty that I never had is expired.
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I think Drake be dissing women that deny him coochie…just my opinion
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All American gotta do better with finding extras….you telling me these dudes in high school????
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Ya boy finally got his big boy job offer 🗣🙏🏽 Christmas came early this year🎄🎁
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I’m starting to learn as an adult you gotta create your own things to look forward to or it can get real depressing real quick.
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@yung_socrate
JR
11 months
The irony of Jewish people calling for genocide of another group of people is just….can’t make this shit up
@dancohen3000
Dan Cohen
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"Kill all Palestinians! All of them!" "Wipe them off the f*cking map!" "We need to erase Gaza!" Pro-Israel protesters in New York City demand genocide
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Can’t front, women be right about a lot
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The fact it took a viral outbreak to get them to clean the subways is nuts
@News12
News 12 New York
4 years
The #MTA says crews will now clean #subway stations twice per day because of the #coronavirusoutbreak . Are you using subways?
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My barber broke up with me today.... all I know is pain🤧
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For all my UA heads...this nigga don’t look like Raekwon??
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This woman been beautiful her whole life
@mefeater
MEFeater Magazine
4 years
Happy 72nd Birthday to the always regal Phylicia Rashad 💕
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How about you publicly apologize to Kap and force Team owners to stop black balling him
@NFL
NFL
4 years
We, the NFL, condemn racism and the systematic oppression of Black People. We, the NFL, admit we were wrong for not listening to NFL players earlier and encourage all to speak out and peacefully protest. We, the NFL, believe Black Lives Matter. #InspireChange
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How you travel to a school’s homecoming with nowhere to sleep is beyond me
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Idc how in shape you are, burpees are tiring
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Can’t shimmy your way outta this one.
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I’m definitey a check my email at the party type of person
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Everyday we get closer and closer to living a black mirror episode
@djbaskin
Danielle Baskin
4 years
You can now get a Verified Badge crest on your Bay Area home if you're an influencer, public figure, or represent a brand.
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Pass the student loan relief bill already @JoeBudden
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I’ve never seen this much melanin in a hooters before. Which hooters is this??
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It’s unfortunate women can’t just have a good time without constant fear of sickos.
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We need more black mentors. I dead feel more inspired when I get advice from a black man or woman in the job field.
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If you listen to women on how to be a man you already lost
@DarrellTheDon
🥢DΛRRΞLL DΛSH 🥢
2 years
Im glad im gay, yall heteros have too many rules on what Men cant do
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Jokes on you, I was gonna do it anyway
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Very unserious
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Adulting is really awful
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See but did he say “I want only you”?No, and that’s y’all problem.
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Bout to be a Vine
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@yung_socrate
JR
11 months
I’ve been trying to save bread and be more efficient with my spending….and after 2 months I realized I just gotta make more money 😂
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I’m ngl I thought them was some new bundles
@WhatUpJT_
Young Shame
2 years
Them ribs went through hellfire and brimstone
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Orrrrr he could just fucking cancel them smh
@kylegriffin1
Kyle Griffin
3 years
BREAKING: The Biden admin has just extended the pause on student loan repayment, interest, and collections until January 31, 2022.
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Long Island about to secede from the rest of NY. Trump Island
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Mans eating a Demogorgon
@bubuhboba
pepp but
4 years
You’re not black if you’ve never had Halloween chicken 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Seems to me like his preexisting conditions might be the cause, maybe an illegal substance perhaps.
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America need to get on board with the 4 day work weeks. I am TIREDDDD
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Japanese is on point
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NYC when it’s nice outside is truly undefeated
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The fact it’s not centered on his forehead is bothering me
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My little sister got me and my fam doing the tik tok thing #QuarantineLife
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I like the way he thinks
@Naija_PR
Naija
3 years
New Twitter CEO, Parag comes under fire for an Eleven-year-old tweet
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Either this woman is taking my breath away or I have Rona. Both of which is concerning
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Applying to jobs is a job cuz boy this shit tedious
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I’m glad my grandma got to see me graduate college and get my first career job. I know she proud of me
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I hate when it snows and it’s not enough snow to cancel anything…just in the way n shit
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Wow, wtf do they be teaching us in school?? Cuz it look like black people created mad shit and I had no clue
@netflix
Netflix
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Once upon a time, every video game console came with a single dedicated game. Then in 1976, a Black engineer named Jerry Lawson invented "interchangeable cartridges" and changed the industry forever (📺: High Score)
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Black people losing a lot of our heroes this year
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Michael Jackson has 24 hours to respond
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Knowing teachers in ur 20s is funny cuz you think back to your teachers like damn you was twerking that ass before our DBQ too? 😂
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Hs Teacher: The bell does not dismiss you, I do NOW SIT DOWN!
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You would believe a man with a part in his spray on hairline? Pack him up too 😂
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If you eat ass on the first link don’t worry bout what’s in that vaccine
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That was the most black half time show ever, I appreciated that
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Whoever did this need to be put on the Epstein case cause y’all got time.
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His fade tell you everything u need to know
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Now how the hell I’m supposed to do this at 65 at the fam BBQ? Go to hell.
@SharonShyBrown
Shy (Not Like Us) Brown🏀🗣🎙👊🏿
3 years
The new Cupid Shuffle
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Apple needs a fast forward feature for Voice notes. Tired of replaying the whole note cuz I missed one thing
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Something about this fit screams joe budden to me
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Telling yourself you gon buy only 1 drink is a scam.
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I haven’t spoke on it but I’m truly glad that creep Manav finally is getting exposed. This man used to harass my sister thru text and DMs and he’s lucky I haven’t caught him on campus since then. Fuck him.
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It’s kind of crazy that you can trace almost every problem in the world back to racism.
@TheTobiSmith
Tobi
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You know I never knew all of this about tipping...
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Aint shit urgent about urgent care
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If my manager think im finna be productive today I got news for u buddy
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Vaping at the gym is nuts, you’re a crack head
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Life of a STEM major
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Her surgeon put up Kobe numbers, my lord
@SZAaccess
SZA Access
2 years
SZA com Jay Versace — Via Instagram.
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Taking myself out on more dates in 2023
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I’m catching flights all of 2022, need that for me.
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This is like the one time I’ve ever seen police be reasonable and use common sense
@shannonsharpeee
Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account)
2 years
Bodcam footage shows the moments before Odell Beckham Jr was kicked off the airplane in Miami Odell got angry with passengers after they kept looking at him & telling him to get off the flight
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Thank god for facial hair
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@avelinacipion
AVELINA 🇩🇴
4 years
Can we do a “how it started vs how it’s going” but middle school edition please quote y’all ugly ass middle school pics
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I really avoid leaving my crib at all costs this time of year
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Some people don’t deserve to be parents, why you bringing your baby to ROLLING LOUD 🤦🏽‍♂️
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This is racist idc
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On my soul the Jackie Robinson pkwy been under construction my whole life
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She gotta be a Titan the way she ate that thang
@PunishedJerm
Jermothèe Chalamet
3 years
AYE FUCKING YOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Think I’m going to journal my quarantine. Be the the next Anne Frank
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Rather do this than go out to the club
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My Shawty got her period before Valentine’s Day?
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He look like he shovel coal into the engine of a train
@chaclobro
sʜᴇᴍᴀᴋɪ ᴍᴏʀʀɪs
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Nigga dressed like he the last Train Conductor on Earth
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To this day I wonder why the Grim Reaper in Billy & Mandy was Jamaican
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I hate when people trying to spell out something and they go “alpha Charlie bravo sierra”. I’m not a marine, just say the letter dickhead
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Me & my birthday twin 👨🏽
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@_Wesworld
Wes
5 years
Me & my birthday twin 🥂
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I was in the spa for the first time and that lady oiled me up and gave me the meanest booty rub, I almost moaned 🥴
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Goodmorning, Breonna Taylor still needs justice!
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This nigga stole someone’s Amish daughter cuz how tf 😂😂
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The difference between celibacy and abstinence really be kicking y’all asses
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Turkey bacon is better than pork bacon 🤷🏽‍♂️
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Me waking up at 4am after she’s thrown my phone at my face in tears
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Wheels and Engine sold separately
@Complex
Complex
3 years
Company designs ‘Apple Car’ using official patents recently filed by Apple Inc. 🍎🚙 Look:
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The olympics will really have u watching sports u never cared about. I’m fully invested in table tennis rn 🏓
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@mohead_mike @lorde_godson @DollazzRob @lav_icon why have we not learned this yet. Gotta hit it at the next function
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I wish y’all journey was publicized more like another group of brothers we know so well
@JustHolla7
Justin Holiday
4 years
When backyard dreams become reality, it will never get old.
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This who Logic think he is
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Hate to be that guy, but Kevin hart hasn’t been funny in a long time
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