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Burner Boi Shitz

@Humansoftrading

7 months

Met this 27 year old kid trading with 20L and making 60K/m and being very happy about it, just on the right path in life for this business. Couldn’t be happier.

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@Humansoftrading

7 months

Got blessed with a baby daughter ❤️ Can’t imagine all the father daughter things with this lil one.

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@Humansoftrading

6 months

If you don’t have 30L don’t trade in india opshuns Def not for broke boys and gals if you disagree you poor

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@Humansoftrading

7 months

all you boys can flex about your quant models and super fast nano sec Mid F executing through HF infra. Guy on XTS NEST ODIN moves more than your cap sitting on a chair with TVS keyboard I don’t make the rules sorry.

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@Humansoftrading

6 months

Remove the leverage from your options backtest and compare it to FD returns. That’s what Levered Beta is in West delhi way of saying it nicely

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@Humansoftrading

6 months

I am going to start a fight with @doconclock For his harrasing of all people here, I am the new voice of the unspoken. These fake swamis can’t suppress us anymore @ectwoo Humka join krlo

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@Humansoftrading

7 months

Work hard in silence Stay Shut Keep your mouth and Pants zipped up Be a good boy Trading gods will give you money But as soon as you start talking about how fast you making oh boy

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@Humansoftrading

7 months

Natural selection at the finest, Only a small %age is who got lucky, it’s everyday business nothing new nothing odd. Those who lost, Another day. Those who won, Another day.

Nikhil Khandelwal.

@Nick_khandelwal

7 months

Anyone who lost/made money today. It wasn't you or your voodoo but market. Don't be too hard or elated of self. Just a reminder that markets are tough to crack. Some of the brightest minds are competing here for small change. Most success you see is just survivorship bias.

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

The way traders post Everything was against me! Today it was a war Market left no cards unturned They should start their own Fightclub at night and then go to war, Chill bro just normal up down it was you who didn’t fit in the party

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@Humansoftrading

7 months

Saw boring broken marriages at a wedding i was at for a week, day 3 booked a trip to EU with the wife. Make me broke but don’t take my lovely marriage away.

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@Humansoftrading

7 months

If you ever are puzzled how good you are doing just look around your family and liquid net worth.

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@Humansoftrading

7 months

@TFallibilist Sirr….sirrr….sirrr….. one photo sir grp photo sir. Look at us sir wow sir mazaa aagaya sir fuck the haters sir

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@Humansoftrading

6 months

I have A but complex strategy which i want to discuss. It’s at a max dd of 0.6% with a 89% return post charges, now I am getting stuck at just one thing and dear god please help me out here. I just can’t get it out of my imagination to my brain please someone help me find it

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@Humansoftrading

7 months

Constant comparison of money to material things will lead to an ultimate demise, not hating but giving you a wise advice. Also M340I is a sick car if you have the moni go ahead don’t talk just buy

Crosshair

@crosshair_io

7 months

Lost about 20 Lakhs in 3 days😂 The constant urge to just buy a fk bmw M340i tmr bcz market meh rahega toh pessa udh jayega! Now at next all time high ill just buy it out right cash , need to enjoy what i make . Chalo grateful that i have this money as profit to risk .. I hate

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

it’s 7:40 AM here HK, Finished breakfast with an old acquaintance from a HFT based out of here (Jave Zero knowledge about this or any plans, just catching up with him ) what stuck is “India is the place to be if you want to do extortion on people trading Derivatives” Literally

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

Fintwit people think this is how people be when reading their tweets

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@Humansoftrading

6 months

Bhenchod raat bhar nikaldi ki konsi stratezy chalani hai

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@Humansoftrading

7 months

Good morning Sensex is still il-liquid as compared to banknifty and nifty thanks

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

You got 1 cr to loose? Fucking people with nothing on them showing fatherless behaviour by tagging 30 people for nothing. And call yourself a patient person, Your are patient of envy and jealousy. (NGL i agree with you but this is just stupid)

Patient Trader

@scluded1847

8 months

He( @v_ranjha ) lost 1 crore today. On a cap of 15 crore. 99% success rate makes you feel invincible until that 1% hits. @doconclock @Nick_khandelwal @PranavJannu3 @adityasrane @AshishGupta325 @bear__hunterrr @mnopro @Ankit_Quant

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@Humansoftrading

6 months

Tax man will have a blind eye

Curious Trader

@peace310116

6 months

People frown if you say you just target 1% a month. 12% a year is what am currently targetting for minimum (including liquid fund returns). Below is a table of what will happen if i do it continuously for 20 years.

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@Humansoftrading

7 months

I have a Pr plan for @ViruPandey81 Buy a Bentley Brand new fuck these pussies, Get a nice bottle of RS (Royal Salute not Stag) Get a photoshoot done Buy a House in Magnolias/Camelias Show them the commas going on during transaction Fuck every cribabi

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@Humansoftrading

7 months

Fucked up big today

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@Humansoftrading

7 months

@gaz_cap @zerodhaonline @nikhilkamathcio At the end of every podcast we give money to a cause so today are traders here……..So how much more would you like to give me

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

Just waiting for my Dry Ice to start my Ryzen and then start posting Real data intellectual stuff with jargons your fav Quant boy hasn’t even heard of. It’s over for everyone lol I am the real wannabe Fancy boy you faks

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@Humansoftrading

7 months

What did I miss out on?

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

Strap on your Theta dildos and get ready to pound sen-sex in the morning

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@Humansoftrading

5 months

People are actually thinking that JANE STREET IS OPERATOR NOW THERE TO EAT SL ON TAILS Classic Indian Boi Gal thing couldn’t have expected anything else. Kuch bhi batado inhe maanlenge bas videsi company honi chaiye

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@Humansoftrading

6 months

I know so many people of my age who earned shit ton when they were young and blew it all out by now and are back struggling. Your 20s for saving money for the future investing it in Capital markets owning Land and stable business so you can enjoy life throughout You won’t die dw

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Burner Boi Shitz

@Humansoftrading

8 months

One day here with Active markets going on a few observations-: 1. People really have a false image of markets as some puppet being moved by a few 30 year olds 2. A huge dick move by showing pnls and then giving lectures on what’s right/wrong 3. Giving gyaan on fixated RM More..

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

Men have no game these days, Buy a house and slap her name on the registry papers

Ekata Singh

@unitysingh_

8 months

I am done with dating apps 🙏😭

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

Did CFA then MBA from (ashamed of it now but HBS) and i have pictures with only booze, girls and bloomberg terminals

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@engg_uc

8 months

Same feelings when I cracked JEE 😁 But never became Engineer 😁😝

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

What to do if you are facing losses in Day-Trading? Leave it. Get your job back. Sell ancestor’s Land

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

Gave my niece a Z account she sent this to me now, and she is realising so much about life “Mamu People turn so quickly i thought i was loyal and look at me swinging from bears side to bulls side like zip zap” 😂😂😂

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@Humansoftrading

7 months

guck everyone me and my daughter gonna rule the world

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@Humansoftrading

7 months

@_NiftyTrader_ for my age kid only

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@Humansoftrading

6 months

Question to all the Techbros working WTF IS “CULTURE” in a company you are working for, My friend’s son resigned and said the Culture Was not vibing with him. Hota kya hai bsdk ye culture.

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

last time this was said we had a global recession

GURGAVIN

@gurgavin

8 months

PAYPAL CEO SAYS HE’S GONNA “SHOCK THE WORLD” IN EXACTLY 1 WEEK ON JAN 25TH $PYPL

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

I feel good about myself after coming onto this platform Thankyou everyone ❤️, Now I realise that I am very content and happy, knew that i was Low IQ but looking here thankgod not chu*iya.

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@Humansoftrading

7 months

@doconclock home is where the heart is

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

@doconclock His brain age is something which would make Jeffrey Epstein come back from the dead

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

@Nick_khandelwal @shortvoladdict Making your own community >>> 2 kinds of problems there are 1. Money problems 2. Life Problems (Passion, Happiness, Fulfilment) If your money problems aren’t sorted you won’t ever be able to fix your life problems Monk later Buying Selling Ferrari first

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@Humansoftrading

6 months

I don’t see why pundits are screaming everyday that markit is difficult,. it’s always been the same. and they have been screaming since doctor gave them first slap Don’t be like them

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

All my friends at Mutual funds, Market makers, Investment banks, Foreign Banks investing. Please stop Buying and Dumping Stocks just to manipulate market to gain ₹20 in options in Index for gods sake Stop manipulating for options 😡 @v_ranjha Have told them bro, chill now XO

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@Humansoftrading

7 months

@shortvoladdict Have seen things being a delhi boy best to keep it that way

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@Humansoftrading

6 months

@KiranjitDas86 20rs brokerage is so retail monisha beta

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@Humansoftrading

7 months

Fkn hell, I missed out on so much bullshit got so many jokes lol

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@Humansoftrading

7 months

@shortvoladdict @Vishruti0 @doconclock Wife say’s “Chalak hai ladki like shike ke liye kar rahi hai saare naamard bahar nikal ke aayenge”

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@Humansoftrading

6 months

@TFallibilist On the contrary i highly agree with that post solely out of the experience of people around me. Out of 6 friends with ‘modern’ way of life 1 is happy 2 are divorced 3 are in it for the kids. I know this view is going to get me trashed but it is what it is

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@Humansoftrading

6 months

@crosshair_io it never does if you think you have made it. Stay shut Money brings in more stress than happiness, You are probably new money earned a few bucks and slighting out your childhood shiny things. If you are confident enough to make back go and blow it away on stuff. Best way to learn

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

Burner Boi here to simplify for you noob opshun Gals and boiz. MM= Market Maker (yes desi term HFT wale) hedge= What you use to sell 2X options SD= Opstra/Sensibull lines Welcome all, I am the Hero you deserve and need.

Tina

@moreproteinbars

8 months

People talk a lot about dealer gamma, and stabilizing or destabilizing effects from it. What people don’t take into account, is when marketmakers/liquidity provider pros actually hedge. Imagine you have a $100 stock XYZ that has an implied vol of 32, that’s the “price” that

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

This morning on Golfcourse road the fog was so much that the boys who used to clock 250Kmph with lights of were using Hazard lights for other’s safety. Indian youth is getting more wise everyday

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@Humansoftrading

7 months

@doconclock @Shobhit8108 @seektruth42 @Eng_saibot @KiranjitDas86 @ShareSinghNifty done

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

Tweets for thought-Case Midcap

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@Humansoftrading

6 months

Showing ITRs here and there everywhere, and concluding everything based on it. Is exactly why The Boards of education should teach Taxation as a necessary part of 10th-12th standard or College for Marathi folks.

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@Humansoftrading

7 months

@TFallibilist have to take 2 weeks off miss this feeling using zyn has helped

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@Humansoftrading

6 months

@TFallibilist Honestly have worked with JM on their Merchant Banking side and IB as well. Contrary to your view they have a very straight approach to work and ethics to nothing diff from the industry norms of working, If not had been doing that thé success was out of question

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

Got caught shaking vulnerable egos and made holy quant people look into themselves within 24 hours. Life is good, Wife is mad, Friends have no clue it’s me.

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

@doconclock @ectwoo

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

No one gives a flying fack about what you are saying dude leave this to old age big handles or keep going and write a biography on Warren unkil as well

Chintan Shah

@thecpshah

8 months

Today HDFC Bank is down because people are thinking like traders and not business owners.

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

Ik one person who has a ticking time bomb for them, Better not cross that person again or hell will be unleashed on them. I was shocked to my core when i saw this. (This post is not sarcastic)

Shobhit

@Shobhit8108

8 months

@engg_uc U have lost all the respect i had for u : first u launched a course so early despite not even trading ur strategy for a year then started story telling to sell the course aggressively. May 2023 posted about earning 40 lakh and opening showroom

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@Humansoftrading

6 months

@doconclock So much same same here us us Management is not everyone’s cup of strong whisky

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

@shortvoladdict @ectwoo @doconclock Yeah dude fuck him such a negative person. FU Swami Mohan @doconclock

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

I only take advice from people having a bigger/faster car than me, true alpha male who is steps ahead. You think you can sway me away with your Vol reduction addition tweets? What colour is your Range rover Vogue Autobiography

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

@Nick_khandelwal @gaz_cap i was talking about options you weirdo

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@Humansoftrading

6 months

@crosshair_io Premiums also become good for a reason When it bites it bites diversified bets throughout have always given more in the long run. I said it.

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@Humansoftrading

7 months

@doconclock Ik many tell

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

@doconclock Mujhe bas python naam ka daravna saanp pata hai

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

@the_rich_trader Heard an astrologer saying that cutting a lemon in toilet can fix this maybe try and post

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@Humansoftrading

6 months

Gurgaon ke ladko ne M340I vs S5 vs C43 Battle start krdi hai Mai M5 laake maa chod dunga.

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

will raise a rooster give it mcnuggets and cocaine for 3 months and leave it in nse disaster management centre if any of my orders have problem

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

Whenever You are on the screen and just feel like you know what is happening, have seen this play out before but are scared to loose money your heart rate is thumping you are nervous, stomach sinks down. Take a deep breath and just don’t do it/or have a shot and gamble

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@Humansoftrading

6 months

@ShareSinghNifty @MysticExplorer1 lmao this guy man am just scrolling through, bacho ke paas kuch chand lakh kya aagaye GT3rs he is posting to get one He needs to buy the fkn fleet of Porsche and then get a chance to get it. Really shows the disconnect between money and MONEY Let’s teach

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@Humansoftrading

6 months

@ZiddiBakra @doconclock @ectwoo where shall we start

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

A new day a new observation (i am autistic) The supposed troll gang is basically kids who never received love from a father figure in life and got hurt. Hurt people hurt, Instead of booming them up or trolling back just tell them that you love them as one human to another.

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@Humansoftrading

7 months

@x_cryptone @DhanHQ @BeingPractical @DhanHQ If you hear some screams in office don’t worry just boss orgasming after reading this.

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@Humansoftrading

7 months

@Shobhit8108 @seektruth42 Haan yaha hai naa masala @doconclock

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@Humansoftrading

7 months

Amazing day for me Had good breakfast Good lunch now looking to have amazing dinner and a movie before that and 5-6 Larges

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@Humansoftrading

6 months

@shortvoladdict @velmuruganms @doconclock Save money for Marriaze now

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

@shortvoladdict mereko naa marni naa leni, jiska jo hai vo rakhe apan log to bomb phutne ke baad bas Nolan ko boldenge banade bhai Gangs of Xpur

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@Humansoftrading

7 months

@doconclock @G3ni3sWish @FOREVER_SAINT hex positions

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

@shortvoladdict @doconclock I only love neer is dosa in my life not engineer

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

Nationalism tweet time Imagine big hedge fund boys searching ‘desi’ ‘indian’ ‘nifty’ ‘banknifty’ and see us saying “vol can be negative” “cash is worthless only short options” They will fuck us up, save india save our participation.

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@Humansoftrading

6 months

@doconclock @ectwoo faaaak yess

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@Humansoftrading

6 months

@LeverageAlpha_ @doconclock @ectwoo it’s time

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@Humansoftrading

7 months

@godcomplex96 @param_yadavv @doconclock

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

@shortvoladdict @Mostly_Momentum oops

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

@ectwoo @doconclock Don’t think about it much man, aaj bhi party karo. Loss hota hai uss din double sharab

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

@TFallibilist Trust me Bro

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

@tunguz Hara aadhar card

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

@doconclock @ectwoo Old phrase “Went to wash your ass washed your hand with your ass instead”

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@Humansoftrading

6 months

@doconclock @G3ni3sWish MATHS KA AADMI HU MAI

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@Humansoftrading

6 months

Was in LA last year for 2 months saw fucking Pistols being held over a minor hit on the crossing. This shit is so true

Historic Vids

@historyinmemes

6 months

The difference between British people & American people in an accident

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@Humansoftrading

6 months

@doconclock come to delhi will be privileged to show you my very gareeb from this collection

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

What’s this obsession with people trying to trade in supposedly “better way to trade” The only right way is the one which will let you break doors of a 100+ people trading desk and let you survive their. It’s a free market an unfair one, Do your thang and spend moni

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Burner Boi Shitz

@Humansoftrading

8 months

How to be HFT as everyone is very eager to do so Chatgpt: Hire quants, Programming lang boys, Setup infra, legal team. BurnerBoi: Poach the recruiter or HR of these firms, Linkedin Premium and a fat check should do the job. The only people who will make one for you and top ₹

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@Humansoftrading

7 months

@shortvoladdict Big for me dude, fucking saw Crazy amount of loss played Bhajans dude you know when you play bhajans you fucked up

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Burner Boi Shitz

@Humansoftrading

6 months

@G3ni3sWish my lil brother

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

4. Constant hard fast statements which are mostly crap 5. Obsessed with Trading room Lingos, man is sitting in shorts at home and typing as if he bought short contracts from Ackman in 20 6. Incest like taboo with Tech and trading, dude you run on DB accs for god’s sake

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@Humansoftrading

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@pnat22 @doconclock

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@Humansoftrading

8 months

@TFallibilist i never called anyone that

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