@MuvaPrincess
Y'all need to learn that allowing YOUR PARTNERS express their frustrations, Especially when you frustrate them or piss them off genuinely is ok
And calling it anything else is manipulative AF
You're not going to piss me off and still dictate to me how to react or Express myself
@DeGentleman_
That's why y'all wife's and GFs be having office and work husbands.
Cuz I don't see the bug deal in this thing
If she hints at flowers
Get her the whole dam Bush
What's all this dissertation and seminars for???
@DAMIADENUGA
It's only Nigerians that will drag you for living Fake life
And still drag you for being real and original
Meanwhile if them follow most of Una reach house
Una no even reach
Dirty !diots
The police were coming after me with their Hilux trucks and I was on foot
Almost got caught
That guy in the Honda CRV that pulled up so that I could escape on the hood of his car
GOD BLESS YOU
ordered an Uber
He kept missing his way for over 20mins
called him and said:
"Bro you keep going the wrong way pls ff your map"
He flared up and strted yelling angrily at me
I smply said "Don't be stupid, you can't be yelling at me"
& hung up
The following were txts he sent
@Mochievous
@kachyvibez
1)
I honestly feel like if you didn't like how the food looks
You should've declined from scratch
The moment you had a taste of it
And even ate the side dish, you're obligated to pay.
@arojinle1
They are either called CASEBEARER MOTHS or PLASTER BAGWORMS.
They are a species of Moths
Life Cycle from eggs to full grown moth is about 75 to 80 days
Other than Minor Allergic reactions to a handful people
Plaster Bagworms isn’t know to be dangerous to humans
@datchughuy
That's his pet Python
Python went swimming and got stuck in the drain
But then they made a video like this for y'all who're too lazy to get real info
I'm sitting in church (I'm Catholic)
Legs crossed like its my father's house (actually is)
This church warden comes to me and says:
"Myfren Put your legs down you're in church"
I beckon on him to come closer
And I whispered
"You are Mad"
He's gone to get reinforcement
@Feyisparkles
Just Pray God keeps us alive long enough...
That Bastard will show up on the streets of some far away town in a foreign country in the future.
E say na Hung
By the same politicians that are his patrons?
Didn't you see how they killed this other PH guy to cover their tracks?
Anyway
True to my word
I Emailed Uber
Lucky for me I use premium Truecaller so my calls are recorded
I attached all the details...
Also made and official report to the police and dropped his details.
Was arrested and detained
This afternoon he sent this...
My Baby still has this Same angry face since she was 4months old anytime she's upset
Now she's 11 months old
The problem is that it only got Cuter😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂
So there's this really fat Cousin of mine
Dressed for church this morning
Came downstairs to the living room
Sat down
And died
of a heart attack...
If you people like don't lose weight you hear?
Be doing I'm comfortable in my flesh
@remidaves
@LexyDudee
@missadelaja
Oga if you get Job, give am
No body gives a fuck if the whole nation does PP in NYSC
It is part of his qualifications
Do not berate anyone's efforts
If you don't have something nice to say
Shatap and be invincible
@BankofBenedict
You saw your wife's shenanigans was gaining traction so you brought it here so you can get a piece of the clout cake
You and your wife should shift please...
Shakira:
So be wise-
Gbish!!!
And keep onnn-
Gbish!!
Reading the signs of my body...
My teenage stupid ass::
Aaaaaamon tonyt enoma hips don lie anjebbdhbeyright
@ulxma
What you're not going to do, is tell people where, or where not to brag about their daddies or mommies
If she had said "My Mother"
Ehen...
So please use eba to swallow your sadness pls
BREAKING!!! Hoodlums and anti
#EndSars
protesters have invaded the apo mechanic and spare part village
Burning cars and setting shops ablaze
Those who live on that Axis are advise to move with caution.
Images:
@Mochievous
@kachyvibez
Then drag the whole of Abuja into it
As if we followed you into the restaurant
Cuz you want to be sensational...
Catch your flight and some manners while you're at it sis
@ThatTemple
@oge__asiko
If this isn't the worst kind of ignorance then I don't know what is...
My wife just went through hours of labor
Birthed my child
She needs to rest
Who better to look after her and her baby more than me her husband
But then I have to go to work after just 10 days because /1
@bebeidiyonce
This is your own interpretation...
And it's very valid
Now allow everyone else to interpret as they see fit
Let others see it also as an avenue to appreciate that their fathers weren't in the "less" bracket
After said post was made in a public space right?
Expect reactions!!!
@chika_jones
@menoword
A lot of patience
And a vacuum cleaner
Also you have to learn your cat
Cuz each one is unique and likes diverse things
Eg
Anyanwu is insanely attrated to iPhone Chargers 🤣😂
My friend complained to her landlord multiple times
That her shower head comes live at times
Like it would mildly shock her when she touches it
Landlord would ignore and even make statements such as
"Madam abeg get out"
@Mochievous
@kachyvibez
2.)
The moment you observed the rice was sour as you claimed, you could've immediately called the attention of the waiter/ess to register a complaint and ask for a new dish refund (if you've paid) or walk away
But you don chop finish
Use strong head commot
I ignored him
Didn't text back
And he called like 15mins later
Raining more insults on me
Saying he knows my location and he will come and deal with me
At that point I replied cuz he went too far
Threatening me and my daughter...
Nigerian Architects are a serious waste of Global space
You go to school and study architecture only to graduate and be building the same kind of houses for decades
Nothing revolutionary
NOTHING
All these mediocre shit you keep dropping per second....
Can't you just chill and use time to cook up something epic?
Like disappear and make the public want you
And then come back and quench our starvation with actual music
@iAmUrAlterEgo
@Ijaw_girl
@duchesskk
True
And why do you think I tweeted my ordeal?
Of course to balance the scale
To make people know that guy's too also experience this
That guy's can be "rude" too
If I wanted to be perfect
I'd not have stated my response to him which so many people regard as "rude"
@MissTomi001
@peekaymila
Same way when we talk about sweet mother, we didn't include the ones that are evil witches..
It's best to say nothing if you have nothing nice to say
This wasn't a debate
Guys!!!
Anyanwu Is A Girl!!!
And she's Pregnant....😂😂😂...
We took her to the Vet cu she was acting Slow and unusual, and Doc told me congrats, And I'm about to be a GrandPa 🤣😂🤣
Charles wey been dey my Babe DM that year dey promise am US Visa so she can come visit him 😂😂😂
And the babe was sending Nudes 😂😂
Till today Nkiru doesn't know why I just blocked her out of Nowhere
Hello X Nigeria,
This is a public announcement about Charles Chidiebere Akwari popularly known as
@UncleCCA
and
@Akwaricharles
about his deceitful acts with single ladies while he is married with kids.
I am calling him out to STOP this devilish acts.
Look at who they chose as lawyer...😂😂
Same toluolisa that came online to shame and defame a girl, calling her ugly just cuz he went out with girl and she refused nacks
That's how I know all of them are guilty
@drkenon2
I knew it was a matter of time before morally dull Tribalists start to hawk this narrative.
This case has been on before he started flying to wherever
If he is guilty
Let him be thrown under the Jail along with his accomplices
#NaijaFarmerTips
Acnes and pimples can frustrate and mess with your self confidence and finances.
If your skin is prone to acnes and pimples or you have spent so much money trying to get rid of them, follow this natural DIY tip for a clear skin:
- Mix lime juice and honey
-
@FotoNugget
I agree with you
And while we're at it
Unify the jamb and common entrance cutoff marks for students all over the country
Suleiman should be able to write common entrance in Enugu and pass
@Gidi_Traffic
Might be the wrong time
& I'm sorry in advance but:
lagosians do not know how to behave when they see good roads
It's the same way the come to Abuja to die on airport road and Mabusgi express
If you ask, they'll say "Abuja drivers no Sabi drive"
Speed without control is death
@juliethardt
So It's 2024
And a full grown man would wake up
Beat his own meat enough to get himself hard
Set up a tripod with a phones camera facing him
Make a video like this
And post it
God Forbid!!!!
@TolulopeAyeni
@ibreed__
Felt attacked and came to threaten everyone...
Y'all are pastors and not Marriage counsellors
If a married person comes to y'all for advice
Refer them to a trained and licensed counsellor
Cuz 90% of the time y'all end up making things worse
@iam_egh
@Feyisparkles
Honestly,
1.) You can't blame me for your lack of understanding
2.) I didn't open this account to pander to your inadequate sensitivities
Good night
@Adeshola_Konka
@kilonpop
I knew it was only going to be a matter of time before someone thick in the head enough would find that story and make it into a Gender thing...
And this Pathetic kretin didn't fail
@Wizarab10
Mannn.
You're really enjoying the attention aren't you?
You love all the little notifications and the way your screen lights up don't you?
It brings some warmth into your sad cold and uneventful life abi?
Your life's best achievement is a twitter account
Enjoy
E go fade
@sheyiiiiii
@shilebaby
Derogatory?
Do you even know the meaning of the word?
Point out the derogatory term or remark I made?
Also I warned my cousin severally about his ever rising weight
Bros
If you're obese
Lose some weight before you die young
Thanks
You saw one 200k from nowhere
So you're going to come on twitter and make people RT it so the world see that you have 200k to give to anyone who is willing to beg for it
But if too many people beg you, you won't give anyone anything.
You're beginning to sound like a colonialist
I just saw one N200k from no where and because I wasn’t expecting it, I’d love to share. I will give N10k to 20 people or N20k to 10 people. BUT if more than 10 people say they want N20k, NOBODY gets a kobo. If you want, RT this, then reply “I want 10k” or “I want 20k” BELOW.
@Gyata_Ba_
@DominicChika
I really wish this was of any significance
Jesus must be seen
in the poverty capital of the world
In a country where 60% of it's youths are unemployed
In a country where the church is weaponised against the people
I wish it was rather than just being performative