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John Kleckner

@hejibits

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John Kleckner

@hejibits

4 years

'all 57 police officers resigned to show support for --' '-- the two suspended officers'

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According to multiple reports, all 57 members of the Buffalo Police Department's Emergency Response Team have resigned from the team as a show of support for the two officers who were suspended last night.

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Booty shorts but with messages from Souls games

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Does Nintendo have to make a new logo animation/jingle for the Nintendo Switch Lite, now that the controllers aren't detachable?

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5 years

he's Linguini's Nobody

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Is the main guy in Onward just a blue version of the guy from Ratatouille?

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3 years

everybody delete your old tweets & react to this for the ppl who just woke up

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9 months

(can't find the OP of this compilation but) the only thing crazier than this extent of plagiarism is dudes angrily defending it because the game is fun. there are so many fun games that aren't plagiarized. most of them, in fact

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I am the exact opposite of a Nintendo stan (or a Ark/Wildcard stan), but seeing Palworld make tens of millions of dollars off of the most blatantly creative bankrupt, poorly put together asset flip game is so depressing. Their entire company strategy seems to be theft.

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@MKBHD

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@katietiedrich

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8 years

I made a 'hog

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5 years

hang on hang on, WHAT?

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7 years

"Did Bethesda show anything interesting at E3 this year?"

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2 years

Sonic 2 was good, attached is my headspace for the next month

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4 years

there was a time where I thought ACAB was a bit of an exaggeration, but here we are

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5 years

@shenanigansen same

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Hourly Comic Day is tomorrow and I hate to break it to you but I'm not going to top this one from 2015

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6 years

The JoJo escape room is...involved

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5 years

fav ship dynamics

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2 years

Talk about a low-hanging fruit!

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5 years

Let's be honest, Mario Tennis 64 was a JRPG in spirit Happy #MAR10 day!

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9 months

Palworld looks like the video game equivalent of this backpack

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5 years

I got so excited about the new Reese's Take 5, a fresh spin on the greatest chocolate candy ever made, and when I got home I realized that they literally just rebranded it as Reese's because nobody knows what Take 5 is

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2 years

@arvalis and let's not forget Nuzleaf, who is also one of the two Pokemon with nipples

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5 years

The other players in Mario Kart Tour may be bots but I can assure you that Nintendo did not come up with their names

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6 years

Honorable mention to Gintama, with its cast peacefully falling through the sky for no reason

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6 years

my boy

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5 years

I'm sorry for making this comic.

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@NintendoAmerica

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3 years

they say every artist has a dark period

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6 years

very on-brand, video games are all about reusing assets

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5 years

lmfao

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@greychen_ m'garbage

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5 years

I'm watching Saving Private Ryan and these G-rated closed captions really capture the horrors of war

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6 years

hi everyone, friendly PSA that the Super Mario Odyssey art book (tragically not yet available in English) contains a spread on Mario's undies

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7 years

am I doing this right

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7 years

giant bombinos

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4 years

you love to see it

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6 years

Ace Attorney takes place in a world of unbelievable fiction

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6 years

ＥＶＥＲＹＯＮＥＩＳＨＥＲＥ

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8 years

can we talk about Bowser's phone wallpaper for a second

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7 months

Naming Pokémon is pretty easy, turns out

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10 months

is the implication here that Iron Paradox Pokémon still say their whole names, because if so that's so funny

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5 years

Hejibits (the webcomic, not me) turned 10 years old today! Thanks for reading, and thanks for not complaining too loudly about the lack of updates. I'll be posting an animation thing on 3/10, though!

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9 months

@leadpipeart We're talking about art, here. Nobody's criticizing them for making a monster collecting game

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4 years

firmly grasp it (cw blood)

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I pledge allegiance, to the flag,

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7 years

Feeling old yet?

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3 years

wait

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5 years

I felt very cool for exactly one second

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3 years

what are the lore implications of Kirby being unable to wield a keyblade, despite being able to copy other blades of destiny

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5 years

They may have cancelled E3, but they’ll never cancel E3 comics.

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4 years

Say no more, buddy

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4 years

watched the new Bowser's Fury trailer

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3 years

sorry for not drawing a panel on *checks official E3 schedule* Verizon Wireless?

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8 years

This series took a weird turn

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6 years

i GUESS

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9 months

@allenr85 it's true! I can sympathize with frustration around the quality of modern Pokémon games, but like. this isn't the own they think it is

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1 year

one fear

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1 year

Rumour: Nintendo working on Paper Mario Thousand-Year Door remaster for Switch?

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2 years

pictured: the Sonic Frontiers skybox

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2 years

Encounter Power: Ants (Lv. 3)

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4 years

@MarioBrothBlog when the edible hits

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9 months

this doin' numbers, regrettably: - I don't co-sign every comparison above - plagiarism and parody are two different things - gen AI probably wasn't used here (not a defense of gen AI) - you don't need to have a take on every trending topic - you are allowed to enjoy palworld

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3 years

I fired up the Mario 64 Sonic Generations mod...such a good first impression

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5 years

*starts drawing* I'm a sham. All this time it's boiled down to sheer luck that I've produced even one good piece of artwork. I've deceived everyone who has ever enjoyed my work and they'll all discover the truth someday *finishes drawing* haha I'm pretty good at this

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@shenanigansen *rolls up to boba place* fill 'er up

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@shenanigansen Stardon't Valley

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4 years

an evergreen comic

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3 years

@shenanigansen your next job's on a place called planet Namek, you're not gonna believe this, but,

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4 years

You are a super player!!

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@alienaishas cool!!!

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8 years

I edited the Sonic Mania logo to animate on 2's (12 FPS), and it looks a lot better (animation-wise, imo)

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3 years

tfw Nintendo gets the bill for Donald & Goofy licensing rights

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5 years

YouTube influencer idea: sexy math tutorials. the channel is called 'It's the Thot that Counts'

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3 years

I hope it's just a Smash reveal followed by a 39 minute slideshow of Sakurai's vacation pics

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3 years

Tune in 9/23 at 3 p.m. PT for a #NintendoDirect livestream featuring roughly 40 minutes of information focused mainly on #NintendoSwitch games launching this winter.

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5 years

EA may have backed out of holding a traditional press conference this year, but I’d never cut corners with MY E3 content.

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3 years

revisiting an old shitpost

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4 years

At least I got a Lucky Cat out of it

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@MarioBrothBlog

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@NintendoAmerica

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4 years

what the fuck

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4 years

Celeste’s out here just giving away NASA blueprints, huh

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4 years

hey check out my soundcloud

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2 years

"oh my god" (frustrated) ... "oh my god" (captivated)

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honestly? yeah

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@MarioBrothBlog

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3 years

@ProZD printers are the McDonald's ice cream machines of, uh, printing

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3 years

@TheFantasticIan for your consideration:

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7 years

One of the most amazing things about the Sonic trailer is that Tyson drew Sonic folding his massive clown hands and it DOESN'T look awkward

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5 years

Steven Universe is a show that teaches us how to be better people

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8 years

It took a few years but Mario is finally back in Mexico

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3 years

@MarioBrothBlog @randomposter19

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4 years

The only thing keeping me going through fire season is the Google weather frog

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3 years

one time at a previous job, a co-worker (an adult) stopped what we were both doing to inform me that the way I write the number 9 is wrong I still think about him to this day, wondering what kind of awful internet comments he must be writing

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Looking cool, Joker! HD mirror (mobile users may need the Imgur app):

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