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2 years

@JDaviesPhD After my boyfriend died in 2016 I quit my job, moved back in with my parents, lay on their couch and cried for 6 weeks. I allowed myself to fall apart, grieve until there was nothing left, and then I just… got on with life. I really needed that 6 weeks to start healing ❤️‍🩹

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I have time between 1:30pm and 5:30pm today in Canberra 🥰 text 0448766672 x

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We love minty green / baby blue vibes over here 👼

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That classic blue jeans / white shirt combo looks good on everyone, no matter their age, size, or gender. Fashion fades but style is eternal ✨

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2 years

Back to civilisation tomorrow until Friday 🧚‍♂️ text me on 0448766672 to meet up in Canberra x

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2 years

I have a very important announcement: I jumped on the baggy jeans bandwagon and I’m LOVING it 🥹 I haven’t had a set of pants this wide since the late 90s. Mum would be proud!

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11 months

Obsessed with this new top. It’s an absolute pleasure to wear (and untie). Come see me at my Sydney CBD incall, tonight and Sunday x

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2 years

Question: If all jobs paid the same, what would you do for work?

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1 year

Sydney, last week was such a treat I couldn’t resist another tour. I’m yours again, September 6th-9th. Pre-bookings recommended as last week booked out fast. Text 0448766672 to plan our rendezvous. V x

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1 year

SYDNEY: I have some remaining availability on Saturday 21st October: 3pm onwards 💖 Text your inquiry to 0448766672 xx

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1 year

Sorry I suck at updating Twitter. To be fair, it’s mushroom season and I have better things to do than look at phone and type on computer. Anyway I’m in Canberra next week, Monday to Friday 😇 Xx 💋

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2 years

Honestly this trip was the highlight of 2022 🥹 being creative with my beautiful friends, ocean swims, eating oysters and salmon and fish tacos, being ridiculous and laughing lots, what a great way to be. Love @cleokali_x & @viscera_studios so very much!

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11 months

Sydney, I’m yours again 🥂 30th Oct - 2nd Nov Incall located in CBD Text or WhatsApp your inquiry to 0448766672.

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2 years

Good morning from the Bush Capital 🐨

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2 years

@whorriblytired Correct. We don’t “seem to” spread the wealth but to tell you the honest truth, I’m not personally going to tell Twitter every time I make a donation or volunteer. That can easily be misconstrued as performative, therefore we keep it to ourselves. Speaking for myself & friends.

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Sydney lovers, I will be in your city at 5pm this evening 🥰 text me on 0448766672 if you’d like to catch me on my tour. I’ll be around until Wednesday night✨

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11 months

✈️ November Tour Dates CBR: 6-10 November SYD: 21-24 November SYD: 27-30 November 📧 meetverde @gmail .com 📱 0448766672

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2 years

Sydney lovers 💗 My tour dates have been posted for mid-March. I can’t wait to be back, it’s been a hot minute!

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1 year

@0raenges said I dress like the director of a ballet academy and from now on that’s the vibe 🩰

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2 years

Casual, friendly reminder that if you ignore my screening requests, I will ignore your booking requests 💗

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11 months

Canberra, I have arrived. Did you miss me? Today is fully booked but I have time from November 7-10. Looking forward 💋 📧 meetverde @gmail .com 📱 0448766672

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2 years

PSA: Please don’t make me ask you 5 times in a row for the screening info you should have sent in your original inquiry. Aside from being a huge red flag, it is disrespectful. I value efficiency & minimal back and forth. Respect the process and don’t be difficult 🥰 Thanks! Xx

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2 years

There could only be one way to celebrate the conclusion of my most successful Sydney tour yet: wining & dining with @GiselleLucasx and @LexieLennoxx at Hubert. Très magnifique 🥂 I cannot wait to come back. Tour dates will be announced next week.

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2 years

Stop scrolling and behold this beautiful bowl of tonkotsu ramen I had for my lunch today 🍜

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1 year

Some guy on Twitter: “I’d love to book you!” Me: Wonderful, here is my booking form. Him: “Oh, no - I didn’t mean it like that.” …how did you mean it then sir???????

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2 years

@sensuous_muse I prefer married clients because the single ones can get attached easily. Married clients tend to be easier to deal with in general because privacy and discretion are important to them, which makes my job easier and safer. Of course there are exceptions but this is my experience.

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2 years

@SexWithEmily That we have to be dripping wet to have an orgasm, and if we cum without getting wet it means we “faked it”. Sometimes my pussy just doesn’t get that wet and that’s pretty normal for me. I’m still turned on! A lot of guys have accused me of faking orgasms because of this.

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@meetcamilavera I’m happily childfree because I do not like children. They make me uncomfortable. I’m an introvert, I need a lot of peace and quiet and alone time to recharge and I just find children so destructive and irritating and LOUD. Every time I’m in the presence of children I’m stressed.

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PSA: Scarlet Blue is playing games but I am available for bookings this week 💗

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@SexWithEmily 1: More threesomes and gang bangs. 2: I want to finally organise my dream threesome with 2 hot bi guys. 3: Host a spa party / gang bang at home. 4: Did I mention gang bangs?

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@SexWithEmily Open relationships = great. Polyamory = not for me. Humans are way too needy for me to feel genuine romantic love and loyalty towards more than one of them at a time. Plus I’m introverted AND a sex worker so I simply don’t have the emotional or physical capacity for polyamory.

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@GloballuxuryVIP For protection of biodiversity, protection of crops, for disease control, for food. It’s not about the adrenaline or not being hugged as a child. Sincerely, someone who lives on land.

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@SeekingJasmine_ I’d probably do that booking for free to be honest. I actually had a boyfriend who died of cancer in 2016, and seeing him out with love was the most meaningful thing I have ever experienced. I’d be honoured if a client chose me as their last.

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Morticia and Gomez, hands down would have the hottest, most passionate, intense threesomes I just know it. Followed closely by Gaylord Focker’s parents in Meet The Parents lol

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@LauraCohenSolo Things that made getting ready fast for me: 1) lash extensions. 2) brow tattoo. 3) skincare routine > heavy makeup. 4) hair in a neat bun or ponytail instead of down. 5) laser hair removal > shaving. 6) dedicate 3 or 4 regular outfits to choose from instead of 10+. Takes me 15min

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@anon_opin I have never in my entire life heard anyone say anything other than Vee Dub when describing a Volkswagen. Source: am Australian.

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2 years

@SierraWildeX Ohhh this reminds me of the good old days. Slow day in parlour? I’m ordering a burger. 100% of the time, burger would arrive, and I’d score a long booking at that exact moment. It’s foolproof.

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1 year

On the other side of the spectrum I think it’s also giving 🏴‍☠️

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2 years

@sensuous_muse One year when I was single and away from my family, I worked. Saw a BUNCH of clients who were also working away from their families, including one smoking hot American pilot. Made an absolute killing and ended up having a lovely time. Worth it and would do it again.

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2 years

Yes ma’am 🥵

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@GabiAshton Hotties are everywhere on the internet and in our industry. Next time you go out in public, count how many REALLY attractive people you see vs how many average people you see. Spoiler: most people IRL are average and unremarkable and that’s ok. It’s a great reality check ✅

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@SexWithEmily I’m in a longterm relationship and wouldn’t change that for the world, but I really miss just being able to pack my shit and go on solo road trips without having to check in with someone else. I miss being able to disappear and reappear at will and without notice.

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@katijacortez Incalls. I didn’t enjoy working out of hotels and having to deal with reception / staff every day. Since I got my private incall I enjoy work a lot more, and my clients say they feel much more at ease visiting a nicely decorated private apartment instead of a sterile hotel room.

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@BlasiGeovanna 1: get a good financial advisor and see them regularly no matter what your income is. 2: voluntary super contributions are a great (and legal) tax dodge. 3: becoming financially literate will reduce your stress levels by a metric FUCK TONNE.

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@loveBillieC Always!

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@RequiemLenina (SWer since circa 2009/2010) My personal issue is with the under 30s clients. They are absolutely becoming more brazen / timewastey / difficult / demanding. I haven’t noticed a change in my over 60s clients. They’re still gentlemanly as always. IMHO.

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