falling in love isn’t scary at all when the person you’re falling for shows up for you consistently, is considerate of your emotions and speaks your love language. i’d imagine at that point, it doesn’t feel like falling at all. floating in love perhaps.
@johnwaterscunt
“you think you’re alt? i stink I fucking stink I’m gross I’m dsisgusting my own parents are disgusted by me to the point they’ll offer me money to fucking clean myself and I love it”
@c0wgirlonline
i would rather kill myself than ever do this on a plane it becomes like a double edged dildo where youre both being fucked by awkwardness
@fkapoIo
if you can identify any of them by sight alone please never speak to me. Johnny Sins is an outlier and shouldn’t be counted due to the amount of places outside of porn he shows up.
@rickdank_o
“boy I sure know how to pick ‘em” like this isn’t the most polite and normal way they could’ve handled what is probably the weirdest situation ever
@444scarface
I hope that’s photoshopped cuz I’d be pissed as hell having to shit out another human and then looking over and seeing what I can only imagine is the real life version of peter griffin just chowing down