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nisi mors certum vitae. might probably go out on a cocktail of lethal chemicals, a noose, an electric chair or end of a nozzle but prior all debts must be paid.

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he who walks in the shadows.
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Word of the Day: Word: Subpoena Meaning: A writing or document ordering a person to attend a court hearing or a meeting Example: The Justice Department issued a subpoena to the police chief over the recent social unrest
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among us.
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RT when you get it.
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RT if you understand
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the dolt that sent out that tweet is Abdulhameed Adeshina; a student of the University of Roehampton ( @RoehamptonUni ) in London, UK. i overlooked his stupidity previously, but it is time for the UK authorities to learn about his vices.
@Morris_Monye
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We are not dealing with actual human beings in this APC. They are the real life DEMENTORS. Their rotten skeletal hands looking for the next victim. They suck the happiness of everything around them.
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Four pics, 1 word
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@Wizarab10 it's possible. what if the Sanwo-olu of Finland saw her carrying water on her head during PhD school hours and decided to give her full scholarship. think about it.
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RT when you get it 😂😂😂
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*when a Nigerian says high school instead of secondary school* Me:
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@DailyLoud "if you ever see me fighting in the forest with a grizzly bear, help the bear"
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@DailyLoud "you dance in the street, jail"
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Today makes it exactly 30 years Simisola lied to Mr. Lawal (our Maths teacher) that I was the one that whistled in class, all because I didn't give her chin-chin. It's not as if I'm holding grudges or anything but Simisola Akintola, may whistling never depart from your ears😢
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@DailyLoud y'all just love setting folks up. this is a clip for context btw.
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If someone from Mali is a fan of Naira Marley, is the person a Malian Marlian or a Marlian Malian? 🤔
@AbdulfatahAdnan
AYDEE
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I'm telling my kids this was Albert Einstein 😂😂😂
@TheWorkPlaceLTD
wolfie 🌹
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Bomboclaat
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Zanku means Zlatan Abeg No Kill Us. Does that mean that if it was Burna that came up with the dance, it would be known as Banku?
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When your mum is still disappointed at you for having a girlfriend, only for you to tell that her that the girl is pregnant 😂😂😂
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WhatsApp when you delete a message
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@yabaleftonline "equal rights, equal lefts"
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I remember once when I came back to Lagos from the US during summer. One day, as I was going out, heavy rain started. In an hour, everywhere was flooded. One oga that was wearing suit just entered one building, changed to swimming trunk & started swimming to work. I was shocked.
@treepzglobal
Treepz
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Sco pa tu manaa #LagosWaka
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Boss: Come translate this real quick Me: I can't read Spanish language, Sir Boss: But your CV says right here that you're fluent in English, German, Spanish and French
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they done made it all about Sha'Carri.
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High level creativity 💯👌🏽
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Read till the end 😂😂😂
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She went real hard 😂😂😂
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How slim people look sitting beside two fat women inside danfo 😂😂😂
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salim🇵🇸
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Bomboclaat
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Do you know that this guy is actually a half Jamaican, half Haitian whose parents relocated to Lagos when he was few months old? His parents invited Fela to play at his second birthday & that's where his love for the sax began. Aunty, ejoor share the puff puff for this zobo na.
@joshuaodeyemi
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Sco pa tu manaa?
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When you realize that fathers and mothers are called parents because they pay the rents
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Bomboclaat
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Me: *confidently fills my exam answer booklet and requests for extra sheet* Lecturer: *looks at my work* "Most of you have failed this course already" Me:
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This will surely crack you up 😂😂😂
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The easiest way to make popcorn 🤧
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@DailyLoud Drake defending himself.
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When you don't have any hope of travelling abroad but the God you serve is a miracle worker
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A short hilarious conversation 😂😂😂
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@thepamilerin Please if you're in the Department of Law, UNILAG, gather here of for an identification of the subee. N/B: This goes to all the levels. #WhoIsYinka #FindingYinka
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RT if you get the joke 😂😂😂
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lmao. if y'all really know the details of this old fool's life offline, you'll be astonished at how fake life displayed on social media can be. this guy is literally the dreg/black sheep in his family and depends on his wife Moyo for his basic living daily and show-offs online.
@chiditweets042
Harry 🎯🎯🎯
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Enough cho cho cho! Put your money where your mouth is! Harry no dey forgive, Harry no dey forget! Harry no dey for online cho cho cho!
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@Smb_binbaz @tinukevibes_ @MoHU_En @HajMinistry @insharifain @HaramainInfo @haramain_info @KSAmofaEN @AjuriNgelale @HajjReportersNG @Saudi_Gazette @daily_trust the irony of this is that the so-called holy kaaba that these Islamic extremists adore so much was/is a home of polytheism, a bedrock for the ancient gods/spirits. akin to virtually all religious sites/symbols in Islam, it has its origin/foundation deeply rooted in paganism.
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Trying to convince African parents and elderly relatives that any course other than Medicine, Engineering and Law can lead to a worthwhile career 🤧
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Plot twist 😂😂😂
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azikiwe was a power hungry sell-out who was coerced to ensure the creation of a nation that should never have been, awolowo was a power hungry backstabber whose quest to grasp power reduced his region to its present cowering state, balewa was a full-fledged tribalistic jihadist.
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@Daddy_Nomso oil na oil. whether na for ewa or land/river, all still dey basin.
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@MisanWilfred @wemabank shocked ain't what he is feeling at all. that is his card.
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RT if you support this movement
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You said your Yes. Michael dad is Michael Joe Dan. Jordan
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*hears someone knocking* Me: Who is there? Person: It is me. Me: Who are you? Person: It is me. Don't you know my voice again? Me:
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When your crush says she likes guys who take risks
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What Nigerian ladies expect once you tell them that you love them
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*attends a burial with Dad* Me: Dad, why did that man's wife die at a young age? Dad: Bad things happen to good people *brings home my result* Dad: Come here. Why is your result bad? Me: Bad things happen to good people Dad:
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Who else suffers this? 🤦🏽‍♂️😭🤧
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@_Teegold_ @Mister_Judah Is it your house? Your is it house? It is your house? Is house your it? Your house it is? Your it is house? Is your it house? Is house it your? House it is your? House is it your?
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Amidst all the ongoing tension, this will crack you up 😂😂😂
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*hits blunt* Me: Do you know why B is shaped like eyeglasses? Guy: No. Why? Me: To help B see D (BCD)
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Scientists have discovered that cockroaches are actually friendly creatures. When they start flying, they are only imitating butterflies and trying to say hello. Anyway, we've rounded up the scientists to Baba Risi's compound to flog out the spirits of stupid lies from them 🤧
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Stranger: Make 100k easily in a month Me: How? Stranger: Just buy these products for 10k, refer three people........ Me:
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Can you feed icecream to a child without taking some spoons yourself?
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@Belshagy "obedients sponsored..." yada yada yada. the apple didn't fall far from the tree at all. you're indeed a bonafide grandson, cut from the loins of one of the most corrupt civilian leaders of Nigeria, Shehu Shagari, and it is not surprising to see that you inherited his dishonesty.
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@PettyyWappp Gugu gaga 🤔
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@toyinfied @KidBold how? both complaints were clearly within the scope of the same issue; overinflated prices of edible items at bourgeois outlets in Lagos. the only notable difference is the hypocrisy of the recurring participant of the discourses.
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When the prep supervisor catches you sleeping and wakes you up with a legendary stroke
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A solution to those 'We will get back to you' interviews 😂😂😂
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In a parallel universe 😭😂😂
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If I mix kolanut and sugarcane, will I get cocaine or sugarnut?
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Me dancing in my head vs Me dancing in real life 🤦🏽‍♂️🤧
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*hits blunt* Me: Squirrels are R&B fans Friend: Why? Me: Because they love acorn
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Imagine trying this in Nigeria 😂😂😂
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*hits blunt* Me: Never argue with a terrorist Guy: Why? Me: They always blow things out of proportion
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When you realise that the 'Cheeee' Davido has been shouting is actually the short form of Chioma. Oh! The love 😘🥺 And to us singu pringus, God loves us too 🤧
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Bomboclaat
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If this happened to you, what would you do? 🤔
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When you're CEO of the 'I Can Not Come And Go And Kill Myself' lifestyle
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his full name is Abdulhameed Ayomide Adeshina in the Department of Journalism. these are the emails and numbers to contact regarding this complaint/report. they're those of the Vice-Chancellor, Dean of Students, Dean, and Deputy Dean of School of Arts and Digital Industries.
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When our host offers me food and I accept it My Mum:
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Follow all instructions 😂😂😂
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*hits blunt* Me: I don't think any of the Israelites in the wilderness could have been a Marlian Guy: Why? Me: Because they all had manna
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When your village people finally get you 😂😂😂
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@Kwajotweneboa obviously.
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Literally.
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When you see your guy challenging the bully that beat you vs when the bully starts beating your guy 🤧
@Shawnifee
Iseunife The First
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Bomboclaat
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The score How it happened
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@bob_banke @yabaleftonline @realFFK a pedophile for throwing a double entendre/making a pass at a female adult? do you even know the definition of that word, or you just learnt it and couldn't way to use against someone? do better and quit disgracing your forebears online.
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@princesskelly65 @effodu so, in short terms,
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You are embarking on a war against very dark forces and need a wizard on your side, who do you go with? RT for Albus Dumbledore Like for Gandalf
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The meaning of a sentence depends on who says it 😂😂😂
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*hits blunt* Me: Do you know why P is close to Q? Guy: No. Why? Me: Because Q helps P avoid RST (arrest)
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A very short story
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Story of my life 😂😂😭
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Me: *playing Subway Surfers* Subway Surfers: *Mission: Spend 8000 coins* Me: *uses 2100 coins to skip mission* Subway Surfers:
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@DailyLoud "the good ol' times of Lord Savage XXI of Yorkshire"
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What if mosquitoes are actually superheroes of the insect world deployed to fight their greatest enemy (man).
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Me knowing I don't understand anything in the course I have the next day but then I remember that there is nobody F has killed 🤧
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In 2011, I was making enquiries about where to purchase cars to start my taxi business. One guy directed me to the shop of a car dealer. I got to the shop & had to wait for the owner. He arrived with two cartons & started offloading hundreds of this car from it. I was shook 🤧
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TAHYOR 👑- 36-
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IBADAN ❤️
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This is both creative and heartbreaking.
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in 1949, the Alaaye of Efon-Alaaye in Ekiti, Oba Adeniran Atewogboye II, ordered for the kidnap and ritual murder of a 15-month-old female baby. when he was caught and arrested, alongside his stooges, Obafemi Awolowo defended him during the trial, unsuccessfully. they were hung.
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Harry 🎯🎯🎯
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Men of  Ogun State Police Command have arrested a suspected member of a notorious ritualist syndicate, Ifasoji Ayangbesan, for allegedly killing and dismembering one Oyindamola Adeyemi He also tried to bribe the policemen with 1 million naira He also confessed to buying the
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