nisi mors certum vitae. might probably go out on a cocktail of lethal chemicals, a noose, an electric chair or end of a nozzle but prior all debts must be paid.
Word of the Day:
Word: Subpoena
Meaning: A writing or document ordering a person to attend a court hearing or a meeting
Example: The Justice Department issued a subpoena to the police chief over the recent social unrest
the dolt that sent out that tweet is Abdulhameed Adeshina; a student of the University of Roehampton (
@RoehamptonUni
) in London, UK. i overlooked his stupidity previously, but it is time for the UK authorities to learn about his vices.
We are not dealing with actual human beings in this APC.
They are the real life DEMENTORS.
Their rotten skeletal hands looking for the next victim. They suck the happiness of everything around them.
@Wizarab10
it's possible. what if the Sanwo-olu of Finland saw her carrying water on her head during PhD school hours and decided to give her full scholarship. think about it.
Today makes it exactly 30 years Simisola lied to Mr. Lawal (our Maths teacher) that I was the one that whistled in class, all because I didn't give her chin-chin. It's not as if I'm holding grudges or anything but Simisola Akintola, may whistling never depart from your ears😢
I remember once when I came back to Lagos from the US during summer. One day, as I was going out, heavy rain started. In an hour, everywhere was flooded. One oga that was wearing suit just entered one building, changed to swimming trunk & started swimming to work. I was shocked.
Boss: Come translate this real quick
Me: I can't read Spanish language, Sir
Boss: But your CV says right here that you're fluent in English, German, Spanish and French
Do you know that this guy is actually a half Jamaican, half Haitian whose parents relocated to Lagos when he was few months old? His parents invited Fela to play at his second birthday & that's where his love for the sax began. Aunty, ejoor share the puff puff for this zobo na.
Me: *confidently fills my exam answer booklet and requests for extra sheet*
Lecturer: *looks at my work*
"Most of you have failed this course already"
Me:
@thepamilerin
Please if you're in the Department of Law, UNILAG, gather here of for an identification of the subee. N/B: This goes to all the levels.
#WhoIsYinka
#FindingYinka
lmao. if y'all really know the details of this old fool's life offline, you'll be astonished at how fake life displayed on social media can be. this guy is literally the dreg/black sheep in his family and depends on his wife Moyo for his basic living daily and show-offs online.
azikiwe was a power hungry sell-out who was coerced to ensure the creation of a nation that should never have been, awolowo was a power hungry backstabber whose quest to grasp power reduced his region to its present cowering state, balewa was a full-fledged tribalistic jihadist.
*attends a burial with Dad*
Me: Dad, why did that man's wife die at a young age?
Dad: Bad things happen to good people
*brings home my result*
Dad: Come here. Why is your result bad?
Me: Bad things happen to good people
Dad:
@_Teegold_
@Mister_Judah
Is it your house? Your is it house? It is your house? Is house your it? Your house it is? Your it is house? Is your it house? Is house it your? House it is your? House is it your?
Scientists have discovered that cockroaches are actually friendly creatures. When they start flying, they are only imitating butterflies and trying to say hello. Anyway, we've rounded up the scientists to Baba Risi's compound to flog out the spirits of stupid lies from them 🤧
@Belshagy
"obedients sponsored..." yada yada yada. the apple didn't fall far from the tree at all. you're indeed a bonafide grandson, cut from the loins of one of the most corrupt civilian leaders of Nigeria, Shehu Shagari, and it is not surprising to see that you inherited his dishonesty.
@toyinfied
@KidBold
how? both complaints were clearly within the scope of the same issue; overinflated prices of edible items at bourgeois outlets in Lagos. the only notable difference is the hypocrisy of the recurring participant of the discourses.
When you realise that the 'Cheeee' Davido has been shouting is actually the short form of Chioma. Oh! The love 😘🥺
And to us singu pringus, God loves us too 🤧
his full name is Abdulhameed Ayomide Adeshina in the Department of Journalism. these are the emails and numbers to contact regarding this complaint/report. they're those of the Vice-Chancellor, Dean of Students, Dean, and Deputy Dean of School of Arts and Digital Industries.
@bob_banke
@yabaleftonline
@realFFK
a pedophile for throwing a double entendre/making a pass at a female adult? do you even know the definition of that word, or you just learnt it and couldn't way to use against someone? do better and quit disgracing your forebears online.
In 2011, I was making enquiries about where to purchase cars to start my taxi business. One guy directed me to the shop of a car dealer. I got to the shop & had to wait for the owner. He arrived with two cartons & started offloading hundreds of this car from it. I was shook 🤧
in 1949, the Alaaye of Efon-Alaaye in Ekiti, Oba Adeniran Atewogboye II, ordered for the kidnap and ritual murder of a 15-month-old female baby. when he was caught and arrested, alongside his stooges, Obafemi Awolowo defended him during the trial, unsuccessfully. they were hung.
Men of Ogun State Police Command have arrested a suspected member of a notorious ritualist syndicate, Ifasoji Ayangbesan, for allegedly killing and dismembering one Oyindamola Adeyemi
He also tried to bribe the policemen with 1 million naira
He also confessed to buying the