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@Harryssfw
4 days
your favorite mutual's favorite mutual
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@Harryssfw
19 days
Mind you what? MIND YOU WHATTT???
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Ten years later, my dad is still happily married to the woman he cheated on my mom with, while my mom was mourning the death of her mother.💀 Sometimes karma doesn’t know the address.🕊️Mind you umama wayethandaza kutshe ilizwi😭
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@Harryssfw
8 months
I'm racist but Japan was so right for that shutter sound law 😐
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@Harryssfw
18 days
@___Flaneur_ Apparently it means her mother would pray until her voice went hoarse
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@Harryssfw
19 days
@_leahkariuki Real!! I was reading that!😔😂
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@Harryssfw
7 months
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@Harryssfw
8 months
@amoh_tesh Japanese phones have an enforced audible shutter sound that can't be turned off. It's a legal requirement in Japan to avoid creeps like you taking pictures of people without their consent
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@Harryssfw
9 months
"sasa hawa mnajuana?"
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Usman ✰
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"Mom look at this funny video" My mom:
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@Harryssfw
1 year
went and what? THEN YOU WENT AND WHAT???
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@Harryssfw
4 months
No.
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amoo
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It's time we as Gen Z we endorse Babu Owino because he can easily scare away those Cowards ,, what do you think??
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@Harryssfw
2 months
See how I haven't texted that man in weeks? Very mindful. Very demure. Very cutesy
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@Harryssfw
9 months
it looks so busy man. Masaa ya kupenda mtu inatoanga wapi sasa?
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@Harryssfw
1 month
kumbe grown men mnatembea huku nje na mommy issues. unaitwa kababaa unafold mbio hahaa. pathetic
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@Harryssfw
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@Harryssfw
4 months
And let it be known that they did not "sacrifice themselves for a cause", they were MURDERED by William Ruto. They're not martyrs, they're VICTIMS OF A TYRANT! #RejectFinanceBill2024 #RutoMustGo
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@Harryssfw
4 months
My body is shaking. My eyes are teary. You're still killing people. People at work, at their homes, or on their way home. Over a stupid fucking bill that could've just gotten rewritten! You're no leader. You're a COWARD and CRIMINAL. STOP KILLING US! @WilliamsRuto !
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@Harryssfw
19 days
I've been laughing for 10 minutes 😭😭😭
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@Harryssfw
2 years
I—😭😭😭
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@Harryssfw
9 months
I love pastor Ng'ang'a because if I had a church, this is exactly how I'd treat my congregation. just bullying them and taking their money till they learn their lesson (and they don't)
@Dendricck
Lord of the Ricks
9 months
Her:My bones are breaking Me:
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@Harryssfw
7 months
Maybe the real academic comeback is the friends we made along the way 😥
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@Harryssfw
19 days
nitakufa lini man
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@Harryssfw
4 months
Mimi nikiona tweet kuhusu sijui nani ametubetray nakublock mbio sana. The people who betrayed this country are RUTO and his government!!! Focus!! Our enemy is RUTO! #RutoMustGo
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@Harryssfw
6 months
went from getting straight A’s to not even being straight
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@Harryssfw
1 month
We're finally talking about how racist kenyan indians are
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@Abyullsss
𝑱𝑜𝑦'𝑠 𝑻𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑠 ☀︎︎
1 month
Indians cannot even allow you to reside in Parklands... fuck those people. Unakuja kwa wageni then unaoverstay your welcome smh. Waondoke nchi yetu na wabebe Adani wakiendanga ala! #StopAdani
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@Harryssfw
4 months
My generation worried about the right things😭😭😭 #RejectFinanceBill2024
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@Harryssfw
7 months
Why??? 😠 Why between my interview you're passing around???😠 I hate you!!!😠😠😠
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@Harryssfw
7 months
Some shots would be nice rn...alcohol, or back or gun to my head
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@Harryssfw
1 year
To the intern at Tiktok HQ who keeps putting those corny, low quality, west African tiktoks with zero likes on my for you page...I will find you and you will be flayed alive. trust
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@Harryssfw
5 months
I like Tems. She's a gorgeous gorgeous girl. I don't like Tems music. And thats okay.
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@Harryssfw
8 months
@TiskTusk I got s**p*nd*d for a week the last time I spoke on As**ns so I can't say much but they ate with that law
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@Harryssfw
4 months
we keep saying WE ARE NOT THE PROBLEM!!!! #RejectFinanceBill2024
@citizentvkenya
Citizen TV Kenya
4 months
Nairobi: Protesters assist a police officer during the Anti-Finance Bill demos
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@Harryssfw
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@ShaniaWagema
𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 🐈
2 months
"My man, my man, my man" Tutakudinyia madam nyamaza.
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@Harryssfw
10 months
this app man 😭😭😭
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@Harryssfw
2 months
me when the text gets delivered before the sticker I took minutes to find
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@Harryssfw
2 months
I can't explain it but they look like they attend their church's youth fellowship
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@Harryssfw
5 months
😭😭😭
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@Harryssfw
1 year
bro's rent said:
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@Harryssfw
8 months
okay wrap it up😭😭😭
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@Harryssfw
9 months
😭😭😭
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@Harryssfw
10 months
making spotify blends is kinda scary cause what if our taste match is more than 95% and now I have no choice but to marry you😟
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@Harryssfw
2 years
She's so real
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@Harryssfw
8 months
na She Wolf
@gambino_film
AG
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Watuwekee Storm over Paradise pale Netflix.
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@Harryssfw
7 months
They need to ban tiktok fr now😭
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@Harryssfw
6 months
mambo ya met gala ni kama imeisha sasa turudi kwa mambo yetu. Ukiweza pewa 10 M ukue mkisii unaweza kubali?
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@Harryssfw
2 years
I wish I failed KCSE. Y'all look so happy😔
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@Harryssfw
1 year
ma "street smart" wamejaa kwa replies mtu anaeza fikiria mlianguka ju mlitaka.
@Malaikssssss
Malaiksssbabyy
1 year
Actually, I scored an A in Kcse and 433 in Kcpe😭
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@Harryssfw
3 months
Uzuri tushahamia teargas. #RutoMustGo
@C_NyaKundiH
Cyprian, Is Nyakundi
3 months
Cigarette prices have jumped from Kes 270 to Kes 370
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@Harryssfw
1 year
the jik bottle???😭😭😭
@Mistersuperiorr
Miles Ben 10🥑
1 year
pancake smocha?
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@Harryssfw
8 months
tumebambwa guys😔
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@Harryssfw
8 months
this one takes it😭😭😭
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@Harryssfw
8 months
okay wrap it up😭😭😭
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@Harryssfw
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@OdiraTeddy
The Odira Odira
2 years
UON law school is better than Strathmore law school
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@Harryssfw
5 months
you and your mother
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@Harryssfw
2 months
Mmeuzia nini haka? 😭
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@Harryssfw
2 months
Looks like egg-white when you fry it. Doesn't taste as good though lol. Tastes bland and just wrong
@meimaiy
¥αή 𝐌є𝐢 (⁠✿⁠☉⁠。⁠☉⁠)
2 months
Mko sure hio cum ya wanaume haiwezi pikwa ikue tumayai😂
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@Harryssfw
10 months
nawaombea pia nyinyi 🙏🏾
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@Harryssfw
7 months
@nobodymr_X Wewe toa uzee hapa
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@Harryssfw
2 months
Millenial oomfs wamejaza mushene ya uzee kwa tl yangu. Kibanja ni kinini sasa?
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@Harryssfw
1 year
sorry for her I guess but I'mma need all of y'all to stop talking like this in your tiktoks. it's terribly cringe
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@Harryssfw
5 months
no northern lights. no solar eclipse. Ruto. what exactly is the point of living in kenya? useless
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@Harryssfw
1 year
a banger!
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@Harryssfw
7 months
me looking at my bed when it's exam season
@yfnsiloo
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he was ready to risk it all 😭
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@Harryssfw
3 months
when your phone hits you with that random "one year ago today"
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@kvregi
Karebenj|zz
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friendship break ups are not fun I might never speak to you again but aki walai the way I will miss you😭
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@Harryssfw
9 months
Post yap clarity
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@Harryssfw
8 months
that post wank clarity <<<<<. sitting there all by yourself meat all oiled up looking like elsa majimbo
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@ComedianMwirigi
HIM🐐
3 months
Salaried friends wekeni kitu
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@Harryssfw
10 months
it's me and my whatsapp stickers addiction against the world
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@Harryssfw
1 month
I think we've normalised alot of bullshit but what the fuck is a "talking stage"?
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@Harryssfw
4 months
Sifuna stocks
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@Harryssfw
1 year
"Never again." *agains
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@Harryssfw
4 months
Naona mmeacha kutumia hashtag yetu. FOCUS and #RejectFinanceBill2024 man. The noise is getting a bit too loud and y'all are getting distracted
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@Harryssfw
2 years
Huyu kijana ameingia kwa mat nikajua tu ni wa UON
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@Harryssfw
11 months
when I hear an artist I don't listen to is coming to Kenya and I see people Ik irl excited about it, I get so mad like...what do you mean you listen to Ya Levis?🤨...your ass ain't listening to no god damn Gabzy man stop this🤨😭
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@Harryssfw
9 months
reminder that that man is not nonchalant. he just doesn't like you🫵🏾
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@Harryssfw
1 year
that girl on Tiktok on a random Tuesday:
@cyanpantheress
la roaches possay⁠ ͒⁠ ⁠۝ ͒
1 year
Nikiwaambia nimepika na toaster mtaamini??😭😭😭
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@Harryssfw
1 year
people who watched Bridgerton past season one...is everything okay at home?
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@Harryssfw
8 months
can you people grow the fvck up already? none of these things belong to you
@canceronvibes
Certified Ruto Hater!!🤬🤬
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All of a sudden now everyone is interested in horse racing in Nairobi 😂mtanimaliza
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do u think karl marx was a marxist because of his last name or was it just a coincidence
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@Harryssfw
2 months
spent the whole weekend in the house. no ratchetness, no drugs, no ashawo behavior, it's giving model citizen, so demure🤭 (I'm broke)
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@Harryssfw
10 months
me looking at pictures of myself in my friends' "2023 recap" videos:
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5 months
@smod4real "And he's like the main boy" is revolutionary
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@Harryssfw
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@isthatEdd On south Africa's head again😭
@Harryssfw
1 year
went and what? THEN YOU WENT AND WHAT???
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@Harryssfw
5 months
Just looked at my mrenda and sighed 😔
@ChrniclesofHaji
IBOOBPRUFEN¡👨‍🍳🍒💊.
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@Harryssfw
8 months
I've never posted media and captioned it "deleting soon"
@Babybonnieee
Bonnie ✮
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What's your contribution to society?
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@Harryssfw
9 months
electrons are so real for behaving differently when observed
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@Harryssfw
6 months
@wristerer You're not known for being very intelligent so I'll spare you long paragraphs explaining why it's effective in keeping the big conversation going and to get the message out to a larger audience and tell you to politely fvck off and perhaps talk about things within your IQ range.
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1 month
😭😭😭
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@Harryssfw
4 months
This man is not only still in office as a member of the national assembly, but he also voted YES to the bill. #RejectFinanceBill2024
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8 months
they should invent a Sunday that doesn't suck all the joy out of my life
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@Harryssfw
28 days
not to sound mean but do y'all have lives?
@ifwdandelions
Felicia is a goat🐐
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Ending our tiktok streak is reason enough to cut you off.
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@Harryssfw
3 months
Mother
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@Harryssfw
2 months
The comments on a harmless post about an aunt being proud of her niece (as she should!) are full of sick and miserable fucks. Some of you people need to be sh0t in the head
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GK Nyambura
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My niece was number one in KCSE in the country from Alliance and she’s going to Harvard and I just wanna put her in a bubble and never let her get any traumas😭 please msiguze huyu.
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@Harryssfw
25 days
Mgomo inaisha na nimetoka kubraid nywele leo
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@Harryssfw
4 months
I feel so defeated. I am angry. I am frustrated. Is this what you wanted? You're killing us over a piece of paper??? Is that what our lives are worth to you?
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@Harryssfw
1 year
the Bella Hadid
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@Harryssfw
2 months
oomf is milking tf out of this story tryna get a hit tweet 😭
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@Harryssfw
10 months
YOU GUYSSSS😭❤️❤️❤️
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@KengochaZowie
‘LAST ONE I PROMISE ! ’ OUT NOW!
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@Harryssfw mpesa number?
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@Harryssfw
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I would go home so fast man, yuck
@MadikizelaWin6
Madikizela🦋💙
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Siku hizi kugongeana inaitwa team building 😂😂😂
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