Har Mar Superstar Profile Banner
Har Mar Superstar Profile
Har Mar Superstar

@HarMarSuperstar

50,293
Followers
2,948
Following
1,064
Media
26,657
Statuses

Positive takes and dumb jokes only. Check out my latest album, Roseville.

Minneapolis, MN
Joined April 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
5 years
I’m celebrating 6 months alcohol-free today. If you would have told me a year ago that I’d be out of my cycles of depression and suicidal thoughts I wouldn’t have believed you. Thanks for helping become a happier, more helpful human. Ready to return the favor.
394
183
11K
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
3 years
It’s 39 degrees Fahrenheit in MN which means: -No jackets -Potential Bros in shorts already -30 minute car wash lines -Vehicle tires getting air for the first time after being dangerously low for 5 months -dog shit everywhere
59
141
2K
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Celebrating having my last drink 18 months ago today. Didn’t think I’d be able to manage without drinking, and I’m happy to report that life is much better without the baggage of booze. Thanks for your support!
Tweet media one
95
15
2K
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
5 years
She said yes! I’m so excited to announce that @laura_hauser and I got engaged yesterday. We climbed an icy ledge to get to Delicate Arch and I tenderly put a ring on it. I love you, Laura! Thanks to @melindaleeholm for finding the beautiful ring and everyone else who helped.
Tweet media one
66
9
2K
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Here’s a video of nearly every radio station in Minneapolis playing Purple Rain simultaneously to celebrate @FirstAvenue ’s 50th Birthday! That ruled.
26
321
2K
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Whoa. It’s been an ENTIRE YEAR since my last drink, and I don’t miss alcohol one bit. Thanks to everyone who has helped make it feel normal. If you think you’re getting out of control you probably are. Help is out there, and life is beautiful.
59
28
2K
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
5 years
Sometimes I forget about the one day I was the drummer for Joaquin Phoenix’s rap career. He invited me over to show me the tracks, we took molly, we jammed, and we booked a gig in Vegas for the next day that we never got on the plane to go to. Then we never spoke of it again. Ha!
19
55
1K
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
5 years
This is a huge weekend for holidays. Happy 4/20, Passover, Easter, and so on. The biggest one of all is celebrating @lizzo ’s first #1 US album. She’s werked hard for it, and it shows! Keep buying and streaming #CuzILoveYou to keep it on top!
7
90
1K
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Went on a 23 mile bike ride so I can eat Dairy Queen three times today. That’s how health stuff works, right?
57
28
1K
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Forgot to pack an apple in my lunch today. I’ve really let myself down. Also, I’m a mail carrier now, and I fucking love it!
57
15
1K
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Lake and Minnehaha became a food desert this week. No grocery stores left in the area. How can we help? What food banks need stocking? Can we help pick up donations and deliver them? This is going to be a big problem for a long time.
46
220
1K
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
3 years
I was at a bread store today with Figgy. I heard Sleight of Hand playing from the bakery in back. Me: (excitedly) That’s my song! Cashier: You really like this one! Me: I wrote it! That’s me singing. Cashier: (crickets)... The 3 people in line laughed at me and I left. 🤣
46
23
1K
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Listening to the finished master of my new album right now, and I can’t even put into words how excited I am! This thing is fucking crazy, and I can’t believe we accomplished this production. Especially during a global pandemic. I think it might be the best one yet.
61
15
1K
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Fuck these tuna salad lookin’ Twinkies.
Tweet media one
52
83
1K
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
3 years
Holy shit I’m in @Forbes , y’all! Huge thanks to Simon Thompson.
30
59
1K
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
5 years
You can actually buy a barrel of olive oil at Costco now. Only $870.
Tweet media one
71
65
986
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
By the time touring happens again my stage show is gonna be a giant bed made of heating pads. My set time will be 8:00, and everyone will be asleep by 8:25.
60
16
997
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Is it OK if I don’t play acoustic guitar on the internet?
68
39
940
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
It’s easy to start getting lazy and let your guard down in day to day life as time goes by. Remind yourself that there is deadly virus that can be passed asymptomatically all over the planet. Wear a mask, and wash your hands. Don’t get into fights at Red Lobster, etc.
17
132
875
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
On Jane’s Addiction’s “Been Caught Stealing” did they: 1. pick the song tempo to a recording of dogs barking then add them? 2. jam along to a passing by pack of random dogs they caught on mic? 3. train dogs to play the song in perfect time with them?
59
79
906
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Y’all OK if my next album is all 70s style monster piano ballads?
78
5
909
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
All of us white men need to learn how to shut the fuck up.
19
62
901
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
3 years
I delivered during a -15 degree day today and can proudly report that I am, in fact, immortal.
21
2
883
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Thanks for the article about my pivot to carrying mail for @USPS , @stephenhero and @mspmag ! Also, great pics, @simone_lueck ! Figgy’s first time in print, but I’m sure not the last. On shelves now.
Tweet media one
38
64
868
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
This job rules. I walked 30,000 steps today.
32
2
839
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
3 years
A casting director once told me that actors with physically big heads tend to get the most jobs. She said, “big heads book”, and everyone in the room solemnly nodded. I laugh about that moment at least once a week and will for the rest of my life. It’s a gift.
47
37
820
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Tweet media one
53
13
820
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
I trudged 17 miles through snow banks yesterday and still gained 3 pounds because I ate so many holiday cookies. No regrets. Enjoy yourselves. 🍪
19
4
825
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Ronnie Spector is a complete bad ass and a hero of mine. I played a show with her and Joey Ramone in NYC once, and she came up to me after my set and said, “Damn! For a white boy you can really sing!” It was probably the greatest moment of my life. ❤️
15
43
815
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
2 years
It’s official! Today is my last day as a CCA (City Carrier Assistant) at USPS. Converting to regular carrier after this shift. It’s been a long 16 months, and if you know you know how hard that phase of the process is. Woo!
Tweet media one
34
9
748
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
5 years
I was born to fulfill this headline.
@LocalCurrent
Local Current
5 years
500,000 people watched @HarMarSuperstar play a show inside a Minneapolis @Wendys .
Tweet media one
2
13
94
20
27
735
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
5 years
All I could think about the whole time I watched Underwater was that Kristen Stewart’s style in it could only be described as Sigourney Bieber.
Tweet media one
12
46
693
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Might fuck around and watch everything Sam Rockwell has ever appeared in over the next few weeks.
92
15
681
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
11 years
Sometimes I like your photos on Instagram just so you know I still exist.
15
556
660
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Please get out and vote today. I voted for @BernieSanders , and I also think @ewarren is great. If Biden gets the nom I will vote for him as well. Just get out there and do it!
6
41
669
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
5 years
Long story long, I made changes because of my love for the amazing, supportive people in my life which helped me find love for myself. I haven’t had a drink in 9 months, and I couldn’t have done it without you. Thank you very much, and let’s make next decade the best one yet. 20
51
3
675
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Important: Figgy started his job @USPS today. He is quite pumped to deliver.
21
47
653
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Yes, I wanted Bernie or Warren more than this ticket, and this sign is basically a Budweiser commercial, but I can’t handle another 4 years under Tr*mp. I’ll be voting ASAP for #BidenHarris2020 . Then we can work on dismantling 2 party system and the electoral college. Join me!
Tweet media one
9
33
652
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
7 years
Reminder: You are beautiful, and social media is garbage.
9
148
648
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
3 years
Thanks for all of the birthday wishes, everyone! You fill me up. I made it to 43. Here’s an obligatory eyelash icicle shot from the route. The high today is 1 degree Fahrenheit. Minnesota, man! 🤣
Tweet media one
44
5
648
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Hey @GovTimWalz & @MayorFrey Can we make it a rule that police officers have to live in the community, or at very least, the city they are serving? I think that’d be a huge help.
13
69
643
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
7 years
My new emo band.
Tweet media one
18
73
612
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
5 years
Inspirational Post Alert I’ve been off of alcohol for another two months and counting. Feeling better than ever. Mental health is easier to wrangle. Mornings feel good. Physical health on point, and achieving even crazier vocal heights. If you think you need a break, try it out.
41
21
632
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Tips for reducing the spread of Coronavirus: 1. Full body shower every 7 minutes 2. Only use the backs of your hands 3. Get a partial perm 4. Reconnect with your original Myspace Top 8
16
63
630
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Dear Corporations- We are your customers. We won’t be your customers any more if we die. Please help us live for now, so you can continue to fuck us over down the road.
8
96
613
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Just ate a burger in my car. America is back, baby!
16
15
626
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
5 years
Thank you, @firstavenue . You build community, inclusion, and stand up for what you believe in. All profits tonight go to @PPFA , and I couldn’t be happier to support.
Tweet media one
10
47
623
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
A huge fuck you to the Wisconsin Supreme Court for forcing everyone in our neighboring state to piss in the viral pool today. This will set us all back weeks, maybe months health wise. The GOP does not care about people, only money and agenda.
11
54
615
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
5 years
It’s been a helluva decade, and I’m feeling a ton of gratitude toward everyone who helped me through it. In 2010 I was slowly going bankrupt in a Hollywood condo I bought through a folly of bad business management and unpayable all-interest loans. 1/20
43
16
603
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
3 years
I walked 30,000 steps today. The high was -4 I believe. I can officially tell stories like a grandpa now. “We walked 50 miles to and from school in a blizzard, uphill both ways!”
21
4
597
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
5 years
Started listening to @MyFavMurder in sequence from episode 1 a little while back. Already on Episode 60. It’s fun to hear the show grow and grow from a seedling. Can’t stop now! Thanks @GHardstark & @KarenKilgariff for helping me stay sexy and not get murdered.
15
6
595
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Can Spotify and Apple Music at least be free for artists if they’re not gonna pay us to use our work?
9
42
581
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
5 years
This winter is heavy. So much record breaking snow and cold here in Minnesota. If you feel your mental health slipping don’t be afraid to check in. Your friends/ family love you, and we are here to help each other out.
11
83
586
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
This is the week we get to see all the bullies cry.
16
23
584
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
8 years
Sorry women. Sorry minorities. Sorry peacemakers. Sorry poor people. 😢
7
262
564
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
3 years
The world gave up Rush Limbaugh for Lent. 🙏
16
44
555
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
The @100gecs show tonight felt like Rage shows back in the 90s but with the fun cranked to 1000. My favorite parts were the pan flute/ guitar jam breaks.
5
15
543
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
5 years
I’ll be disappointed if there isn’t a weed shop called Vape Canaveral. Also hoping for it’s sister restaurant Crepe Canaveral.
18
29
547
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
7 years
Hey @united . I'm over here in Minneapolis welcoming all passengers in leggings.
Tweet media one
12
98
541
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Let’s all stare at the moon and be thankful we ever walked the same earth as Bill Withers, John Prine, and Christen Thomas. ❤️
Tweet media one
12
37
557
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
8 years
The #AmandaKnox documentary is really good. Nick Pisa comes off worse than whoever actually committed the murder.
10
113
521
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Today I walked by a snowman just as it fell over into a pile of mush. Still got it. 🔥
18
10
549
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
I support businesses that still take COVID seriously. There are some great, adequately spaced out patios with check-in requirements that I’ll indulge (with distance, sanitizer, and mask) once or twice a week. Other than that I’m still locking down pretty religiously. Anyone else?
53
14
531
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
We just adopted Figgy! He loves looking in the mirror. Prepare yourself for much cuteness. All 4 pounds of him!
Tweet media one
36
3
533
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Don’t forget to vote us out of this dystopian hellscape. Thank you!
6
54
525
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
5 years
May is Mental Health Month. I’ve learned some tricks in recent years to help deal with the anxiety/depression that often crashes into my life and many around me. 1. Frequent exercise keeps that happiness level up.
12
74
519
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
3 years
It’s fun driving a mail truck around and waving at other mail carriers all day.
9
5
528
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
They should make a trail mix that’s just M&M’s.
17
34
519
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Went to a bar last week when patios reopened. One wasted person playfully yelled directly into my face without their mask on at 5 pm, and I vowed to never leave my house again.
20
11
513
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
20 minutes in and not one question about Eddie Van Halen yet.
10
56
518
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
You’re telling me I might get to rake leaves this morning AND shovel snow tonight? Minnesota, you’re next level today.
18
40
521
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
I still love making albums. Time tested, inspired collections that chronicle a period of growth or infatuation. There’s nothing wrong with digital singles culture, but I like to hold a tangible artifact that I know someone spent some time tinkering with to present to the world.
10
17
508
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
3 years
This is one of my favorite days ever. Thanks, everyone! It was so fun checking in to read your supportive thoughts while I worked today. Now I’m going to put on real non-work pants to go eat pizza in my car at the mall to listen along with you. This rules. Seriously. 🤣🍕🎶🎤
17
4
510
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Instead of focusing on the mob of big baby people I will think about how amazing and historic it is how Georgia showed up at the polls today. Fucking awesome!
12
28
507
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
If you are attending an indoor, pro-Trump rally this weekend please remember to not wear a mask and sing/scream very loudly into each other’s faces all damn day.
28
31
490
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
5 years
It is my duty as an old weird to introduce all of the fresh, young weirds out there to Ween.
35
24
484
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Ready for the second wave thanks to Devo. Energy Dome PPE, yeah you know me.
Tweet media one
23
30
487
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
I’d like to collect tour shirts with tour dates on them that got canceled this year. Who’s holding?
28
33
485
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
This debate is exactly what it feels like to be locked in an after hours with a coked out rich NY socialite that won’t let you finish a sentence and just spews nonsense while you try to honestly answer questions.
13
46
481
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
This is how I’m releasing my albums from now on. Available exclusively on Big Mouth Billy Bass/ LP/ 8 Track
@ThatEricAlper
Eric Alper 🎧
4 years
Al Green, who originally wrote and recorded Take Me To The River, got more royalties from the Big Mouth Billy Bass fish than from any other recordings of the song.
Tweet media one
39
144
752
13
25
478
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
7 years
Hey friends! Very excited to announce that season 11 of @MST3K is released on @netflix today, and I sing the theme song!!! Enjoy.
Tweet media one
29
66
463
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
6 years
I've decided to donate a sum from my Sam Cooke tour to 4 different local organizations that foster education and music in the Twin Cities African American community. Here's your chance to throw in a few dollars and help. Please share. Thanks!
14
105
470
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
7 years
Just now realizing G n' R is short for Granklin Nelano Roosevelt, one of our most overlooked presidents.
7
78
460
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
3 years
Mark your calendars. Feb 11 will go down in history as the first day in 2021 that my butt cheeks froze together at work.
35
4
474
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
5 years
@elle91 “A fanny pack will come in handy down here”
8
6
461
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
5 years
Whoa. Minneapolis schools already canceled til Thursday? I’ve never even seen two snow days in a row. My neighborhood is about to get drrrrrrrrrunk.
6
25
466
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Being more concerned about destruction of property than the loss of a black life is one of many definitions of White Privilege. Retrain your brain. We’ve got centuries of ignorance to unlearn. This doesn’t mean our hearts don’t ache for small businesses that got vandalized.
6
72
462
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
I love writing, touring, and performing my music. The only way that works financially is if I tour manage myself which is a lot of work, so please give me a break when I’m still working post-show. I am not responsible for whatever off-stage fantasy you’ve created. Thank U and 🙏
12
13
458
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
All they have to do is arrest 4 citizens who used to be police officers. It’s that simple for right now. We can get to the dismantling of the entire police force from the top down after that.
5
57
444
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
3 years
Just had my first colonoscopy. Already had 4 polyps at 43. Glad they caught them. Don’t wait too long, y’all. Take care of yourselves.
28
6
452
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
7 years
Here’s a rhyme to help you remember: Weed is chill. Opioids kill.
3
76
428
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
3 years
Just woke up thinking about how the “prize” for winning The Voice and American Idol is a major label record deal. 🤣🤦🏻🤹‍♀️🥇
23
15
443
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Adding a rotisserie chicken and 3 ripe avocados to my rider might be the best gift I’ve ever given myself and my friends.
19
3
442
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
I just saw four nuns breaking down a giant, fallen branch with a hacksaw, and it made my day.
16
15
439
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
3 years
I started fasting 25 minutes ago and have never been more hungry in my life.
17
4
436
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
We just ordered a Dominos pizza on the app in the parking lot, and now we’re watching them make the pizza while we Pizza Track. 2020 is a hell of a ride.
28
6
442
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
4 years
Decided to make a new album. Haven’t started or anything, but deciding to start is always my biggest hurdle. Here we go!
19
3
433
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
3 years
If I catch you trying to resell limited edition vinyl for a profit I will cancel your order. Already happening. C’mon, you pirates.
29
3
436
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
3 years
Hot Take: I now enjoy being a hermit.
25
8
427
@HarMarSuperstar
Har Mar Superstar
5 years
Today is the day I took in a bunch of old, sentimental posters and artwork to get framed. It seems I’ve been putting it off for 20 years. I understand this means nothing to you. It just felt good, so I shared.
22
2
423