Osahon @HandleOfTheYear Twitter profile

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

2 years

Why can't there be light at the middle of the tunnel ?

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@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

My wife of 5 years at the time..Sigh We played that old game that you sing "after round one, original panadol extra", and you put your hands together for slaps if you lose..I lost, and I honestly didn't recognize the person that was slapping my hands without mercy.

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1 year

Have you ever experienced betrayal before?

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@MoIbrahimEsq Old money is elitist oh. I've seen Old money sneer at 1st generation banana island money....as per, if you're wealthy, but your grandparents were nobodys, then so are you...sigh

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1 year

@CzarArchie I wasn't pre-informed 😭

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Osahon

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2 years

@sugabaddie Can the defence present a list of once legal and culturally correct practices that the court may be interested in taking note of: Killing of twins Owning slaves Female genital mutilation Burning witches Marrying your rapist Inheriting wives Child brides... Need I say more?

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Osahon

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1 year

@Ceeveeuk I should be a brand ambassador

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Osahon

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1 year

@MrMekzy_ I can't relate. I'm the rich friend

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

3 years

@_davidtitan @SEzekwesili While we are still legally discriminating by tribe and religion lol

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Osahon

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3 years

@jon_d_doe @MrOdanz Im naive, please, is he rising financially by lifting his wife's legs for the sugar daddy?

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

@nathan_oji @BaajAdebule Can't agree more with this. Similar story here, I was 18, she was 17. 8years happily married.

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

2 years

@instablog9ja With the economic crisis going on. CBN says they have an announcement for us today, and it is that they've employed a new graphic designer

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

3 years

@Osi_Suave So, you off your native, abi you no off am?

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

While you're here, refer any patients in need of Physiotherapy and physical rehabilitation to @StJosephsPhysio in Lekki Phase 1, Lagos. We also partner with the major HMO's if you've got a health insurance cover.

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

4 years

@Tzariena @cnmauricette It's funny how shes implying that the objection of those words of affirmation (from her), equates a refusal of love from friends. Lol.

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

@preciouso You get it

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

8 months

@Woulk3r Love how she subtly displays the colours of the ocean and its flowing waves, signalling a call to preserve mother nature's deep secrets. It's now very obvious why she was nominated to attend COP28 💯

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1 year

@PhiloeEsq faith in the judiciary will be restored ...

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

2 years

@sebiomo_ @Olabiyiii Cease your bike at oshodi, and ascend another to my bus stop, I will demonstrate when you get here.

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

@Hauwa_L Is it an intertribal relationship or is it not an intertribal relationship???

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

2 years

@sugabaddie How do superior bills get presented at the National assembly? You're inadvertently saying that as long as the law doesn't criminalize it, no one should go on making a fuss about it? Hope you know what happens if no one made any fuss about the issues I listed...

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

2 years

@ifed4yo Right there beside "Lovestoned/ I think that she knows"

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

2 years

@sugabaddie Does "supercede" and "superior" have anything in common within the context of both previous tweets?

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

@MarilynMill_ No. 4 clearly exonerates my client from any charges.

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

4 years

Adekunle Temitope formerly known as "Small doctor", is now to be referred to as a "Medical Consultant". He don try abeg...all prior documents remain valid.

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Osahon

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1 year

@gechife @Omogidigangan HP Laptop:

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

3 years

@Zednani @jesstake My money is on aso ebi

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

2 years

@eldivyn Solar panels and inverter There's rice at home When expecting a baby, buy basics, leave others till you're sure you'll need them. Don't be "house poor" I.e live in a house below your budget Buy food in bulk: satchet purchases are expensive Buy internet data in bulk

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Osahon

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2 years

@sugabaddie To be clear, I was referring to constitutional laws; with cognisance of the process by which they are instigated, and then eventually trump customary laws. Most laws start of with ethical agitations, before they're even made customary laws. But let's just wait right? No fuss

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@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

@KekePalmer @MargeAgabi We recognised your ancestry before Akeelah could spell "bee"

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

2 years

@sugabaddie Its easier not to repeat what we both agree on....and that makes it right? OK then. This perspective backfires very quickly when the law isn't favourable for the side you could be on tomorrow, and you need to laws reviewed to defend the obvious. E.g section 26 (2).

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

@SkusSkus Na why... Na why... Na why people no dey help people be dis.

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Osahon

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1 year

@KingsleyDaniel0 E be like so. All is fair in love and war. It was clearly war

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Osahon

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1 year

@classic_servers Me😔

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1 year

@asemota My own epiphany is that, at the current fuel price, it likely cheaper to buy and maintain a top bred horse, and go where I need to go 😭

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

2 years

@IzzRexxx @feyiszn Oh God! I've messed up oh! Dated my course mate, now happily married for 7 years, with a beautiful daughter, is it too late to break up?? Please advice

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

@TolulopeAyeni I agree. Been seeing similar opinions like these. Knowledge needs to always push boundaries. Maybe it's the dna of an unknown deep sea species that we need to cure cancer🤷🏿‍♂️

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

9 months

@NkaisoEdemenang @Drikezzz @asemota @AimThaMachine_ This is the problem. The realities of running a business with huge expenses, and seeing the same from a paid employee standpoint isn't a thin line....its in miles

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

@tosinolaseinde @StJosephsPhysio Thank you so much @tosinolaseinde !

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

@docneto "Proximity to trenches, is not the same thing as trenches...Trenches is Trenches" - Queen Cersei

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

2 years

While you're here, refer any patients in need of Physiotherapy and physical rehabilitation to @StJosephsPhysio in Lekki Phase 1, Lagos. We also partner with the major HMO's if you've got a health insurance cover.

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@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

@0x @Feyipatts I'm also beginning to consider that pretending to be out of touch with the economic reality of most Nigerians, is now a flex on social media.

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

2 years

@officiallyk10 I want to be a ballHer not a MecHernic

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

@Hauwa_L @OpeoIuwa The question is "can Hauwa do it, abi she cannot do it?!"

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

3 years

@asemota

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

@JeremyShawMD @DavidHundeyin When we are done with Malnutrition, Typhoid, Malaria and 100 other diseases, maybe we'll consider googling "gender affirming care". Pesin wey neva chop, no dey get running stomach.

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

11 months

@iaboyeji The only problem with @iaboyeji 's opinion is that its perfect when a hardworking and productive person holds this perspective deeply....when an unproductive and lazy person does...sigh

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

3 years

@SEzekwesili I sha reported the space as I was leaving.

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

@gechife Me: *crosses it off the list* I'm sure she meant HB pencil

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

@NaijaFlyingDr You should be explaining the economics of how a 5k gift received monthly, can be invested in a health insurance plan; if subscribed to at scale, can fund and finance the Nigerian healthcare system.

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

@don_contra That means you're hosting our next reunion oh🙌🏾

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

2 years

@scad_official Help! I think I've been a kidnap victim for 3 years! I'm certainly not in my own apartment! My rent is more than 2 months salary, and its due already. Should I pay it, or report my landlord for kidnapping me?

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

2 years

My daughter is turning 6 soon. What do you get a 6 year old that has everything??

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

3 years

@_Taaooma I'm looking for a woman who has just been heartbroken and feels down, but looking to lift herself up. I install elevators.

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

2 years

An old couple may tend to look alike as a result of similar diets, and imitated facial expressions that contour facial similarities over time.

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2 years

Dear TL, please teach me something new on this tweet. Anything goes. 🧐🤔

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

@FinPlanKaluAja1 I would then organize submarine tours of the sunken ships💀

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

11 months

@lollypeezle I can't be the only one still nervous about meeting police on lagos roads, when all documents are over complete for a car I bought.

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

#NewProfilePic

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

3 years

@Morris_Monye How will I know.....when my transport money to the market sef dinnor complete again

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

10 years

If someone is bothering u with unneccessary calls, post his/her number on olx with the ad "new Samsung s4 for N5000 only"

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

@docneto "Oh you think the trenches is your ally? But you merely adopted the trenches. I was born in it, molded by it, by the time I saw the soft life I was already a man. The trenches betray you, because they belong to me" - Bane

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

2 years

@Trumpagenius If dogs are outraged about the murder of their species by humans, and chickens also declared similar murder outrage by humans, are they recieved the same way? That's exactly how sexual assault against boys/men is handled by the society. Like Chickens...

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

8 months

@Posh_Mo Because a cheetah would be disqualified for cheeting

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

@Morris_Monye Taking a screenshot for quote or comment like you did is the best way to give/share opinions, without tilting the algorithm to favour the tweet. I'm learning.

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

2 years

@makispoke Security was prioritised over profits/increased revenues or salaries. The reason why they only bought fixed assets is the same reason they stayed at their jobs for 35 years.

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

4 years

Dear Ribena, your continued marketing targeted at kids exposes me to incessant discrimination whenever I purchase or consume your products publicly. In recent times, even kids now look at me with condemnation. The "little champions" grow up 😭

Ribena Nigeria

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Ice-cold Ribena is both refreshing and nutritious. Packed with vitamin C, it’s the perfect treat to your little champion’s day🥰! #RibenaNigeria #VitaminC

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2 years

@nwaegbe_nkem @EtuboLion The "terrible two's" they call it. Its super easy to judge what you haven't been through. Also in my parenting experience, Ive seen that due to increased indoor time (as opposed to our time), the kids are more excited to be outside. I've seen one too many new parents learn

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

3 years

@sinzu_soft Why are you presuming the gender of the chicken?

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

11 months

@the_Izuchukwu Nope. Nigerians think they're the executive producers of the movie

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

@azarah_p If you write it in caps or shout it, it does.

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

5 years

@BoriJulius @TheVumVum Because Cuppy is stooping to conquer

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

9 months

@asemota The problem with these minimum salary opinions, is that they always certainly come from people who don't run businesses with staff salaries to pay.

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

11 months

@nelbrk @rusticfunmi When all you have is a ganda, everything looks like propaganda 🤣

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

11 months

@FinPlanKaluAja1 @victorumesi

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

2 years

@psalmcarter @instablog9ja Most men usually have a realistic perception of threat to violence, and its escalation thereof. Most women on the other hand, assume they won't be harmed by a man, therefore,the judgement on risk of violence is poor.

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

2 years

@wickedsous @JJscatter So I'm thinking Semoficient, malifisemo, Cruella de semovil, Semonibal Lecter...

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

As I looked at all the social media apps on my phone now, a wise quote came to mind: " "This one good, this one good", na im dey make mad man dey carry load"

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

@pyjama_ceo Could it be the dominance of substandard umbrellas?

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

3 years

@cupstarking2009 @Mochievous Old news. They've resumed now. Those fears were baseless. Got mine on Wednesday in lagos

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

8 months

@aproko_doctor @frankdonga_ I think there are also advantages to using pseudonyms, such as anonymity. Especially helpful when you have kids, and their surnames aren't easily recognisable.

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

@the_Lawrenz It's the proof of insufficient funds that i don't have. Can that be arranged?

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

3 years

@Ngaruthi This is so sad...no one can really take the "victim" position away from women. Even when she's evidently being violent, we find creative ways of blaming the man.

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

@asemota Man! The root of most diseases is chronic stress, and sleep is great at interrupting stress

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

@docneto If this is for IGR, it becomes clear that the bridge between academia and Industry is finally broken. Ideally, university research should continually birth patents and innovations that can be commercialized for Industry and profit.

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Osahon

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1 year

@instablog9ja Lesson: Dont be ugly in this life oh, because wetin owl don see for barn, dove never reason am.

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

2 years

@EtuboLion Im looking for parents of young children in the replies...I hope it's not just non parents complaining here.

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

8 months

@King_Inspires Me, being a mentorless orphan

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

2 years

@kamsovackz @groovepapi Lol. Give a man and a woman 15 minutes each to find a willing new partner, and see who always wins.

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

11 months

@tosinolaseinde Just keep sanitation up to Standard abeg...fancy or regular kitchens

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

3 years

@amasonic @asemota Every Nigerian is born fighting for their lives.

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

@Ekwulu If next-of-kin can do anyhow, who said Payable-on-death too will not misbehave?

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

2 years

@Drwhales_ And he's Tinubu's tenant too oh smh

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

4 years

I've also come to learn that wisdom and discernment that aids ones success, can also be a privilege that others lack.

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

2 years

@MizGlamfairy Regular kids were on our own... stray bullet reached us

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

8 months

@olumidecapital All these tech failures won't be happening if they had earned this valuations via hard earned money from value given to their customers. Oh! There's a word for that "Business"

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

@ulxma Dem wan break her head before Hilda breaks the record.

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

2 years

@NaijaFlyingDr If ponmo too carried sword, it would be aspirational food too, and we won't be banning it. Bad packaging and PR in my opinion.

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

1 year

@NaijaFlyingDr The ones with boys are even worse. A little boy is perceived as more threatening and has to "be a man" from too young an age

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Osahon

@HandleOfTheYear

9 months

@youngpohpacboi7 @Wizarab10 @edith_preciouss Why do lottery winners go back to broke? Because the system/structure that can make the money is of more importance, than money itself.

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Osahon

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10 months

@NaijaFlyingDr Financial modelling for the rest of us:

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