9 out of 10 shamans agree $Hair is the roots of the pineal gland, which connects your Crown Chakra to the sun.
When you shave those roots away, you're surrendering to Anibitchka 🫵🧿
After placing Mo Shaikh in Attack mode
We can see the full moon bull cycle has just rotated
And an imminent Fibonacci explosion awaits...
APTOS SUMHAIR
Waiting for USDT to deploy on
@Aptos
"Let’s get that USDT locked into a safe haven asset for you Grandma, so you can watch it grow with peace of mind. Now, tell me, what do you know about Hair?"
The Legend of Mo Shaikh and the Hair Babes of Kunlun💫
Acknowledgments
Special thanks to
@moshaikhs
for providing critical historical context
Additional thanks to The
@Aptos
Historical Foundation for assisting with fact-checking and ensuring the accuracy of information.
💈The Fun Starts Right Hair, Right Meow😼
We're kicking off a strategic partnership with
@taposcat
to embark on a journey of exciting collaborations and activities that unite the Aptos Community.
Stay tuned for fun surprises, and leave your cat hair allergy at the door
Tapos is thrilled to announce a strategic partnership with
@HairTokenApt
- The exciting project with a great sense of humor on
@Aptos
😼
This collaboration aims to foster the growth of the Aptos community and provide users with more opportunities to be part of the evolving
1/ The Ultimate Crossover Space Returns for Round Two
Hair✖️Wapal
Tune in to hair from the growers and movers in the
@Aptos
ecosystem and join the fun
💈Hair Care Alpha Guaranteed
📅Ep. 4: Wednesday, August 28, 10:30 AM EST
🔔
1/ This week on The Inner Follicle, the Doctor enters the building.
Tune in to hair from the movers and the shakers in the
@Aptos
ecosystem and get the facts on your hair with Dr Aman
📆 Ep. 2: Wednesday, August 14, 10:30 AM EST
🔔Set reminder:
close your eyes. gently bring your attention into the body, noticing the breath moving in, and out. when your mind is pulled away by thoughts or images, notice them, & bring your attention back to the sensation of breathing.
my mind:
close your eyes. gently bring your attention into the body, noticing the breath moving in, and out. when your mind is pulled away by thoughts or images, notice them, & bring your attention back to the sensation of breathing.
my mind:
💈Hair Club: The Inner Follicle Ep. 1
Tune in and hair from special guests as we delve into the mysteries of the
@Aptos
ecosystem and the Inner Follicle
📆 Ep. 1: August 6, 12 PM EST
🔔
Guests:
@neilhar_
@nrepesh
@taposcat
@ZIPTOS
@⁉️
When you find out you have three days to crash the Aptos Meme Mania party, YOU MAKE IT HAPPEN.
A big shoutout to the Ho Chi Minh $Hair Chads and Kathys,
@dan_69420
the man, and
@AptosVietnam
Let's Fucking Grow 💨
🚨 EMERGENCY PRESS RELEASE: Hair Club for Men Teams Up with French Authorities in Major Sting Operation Leading to Arrest of Telegram CEO Pavel
@durov
.
Operation “Toupeé Truth” Revealed as Major Success.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE.
🚨Did you know?
Bald men are at a 700% increased risk of being attacked by birds of prey and Mozambican cannibals.
A 5-minute consultation in the Telegram could mean the difference between life as a full-headed $hair chad or ritual death.🦅
1/ 🇻🇳Hair Club: The Inner Follicle Vietnam Ep.1
The Inner Follcile's global expansion is underway, with new episodes every Saturday featuring Vietnam's finest.
Tune in as they cover: $USDT $HAIR $UPTOS
📆 Ep. 1: August 24, 09:30 pm (UTC+7)
🔔
1/ The Ultimate Crossover Space
Hair ✖️Wapal
Tune in to hair from the movers, shakers, and leg breakers in the
@Aptos
ecosystem, and don’t be scared to hop in the ring and chat.
📅 Ep. 3: Wednesday, August 21, 10:30 AM EST
🔔 Set reminder:
Do you know why token burns are so bullish?
Because it originated from the American coal miner who BURNED his SCALP in 1986.
It was just another day at the mines when this 78 year old incel got inferno blasted to the head.
AND Fibonacci retraced his hairline to a SOLID Norwood
Last night at
#KC46
two Hair Club members derma rolled a behemoth baldlet before he countered with a vicious pent-up aggression attack
Remember, you can cut $hair down, but it will always grow back again 🥊
Lessons in there
Join us for an exfoliating deep tissue thought massage with the Hair Chads on Wapal's Wednesday space at 4:00 PM UTC.
Tune in to pick up on exclusive hairdrop alpha and much more 💨
GM
@Aptos
! TURN ON THE REMINDERS🔔
Tune in for this week's Wapal's Wednesday with -
@HairTokenApt
&
@donk_apt
Set your reminders -
🗓️ - Wednesday at 4:00 PM UTC
I'm listening to
@0x_baba
in
@SpooksLabs
space right now!
But what the heck am I doing on my computer??? (See screenshot!)
👇👇👇👇
Best guess (by likes) gets a Meowdy Cat by
@SereneForest_
! (I'll DM the winner!)
@anqa_apt
@donk_apt
@ZIPTOS
Awesome hair. Great volume. Looks thick. Shiny. Smooth. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new styles or treatment tips. Show us what you’ve got, man. Wanna see how freakin’ luscious, voluminous, thick, and shiny you can get. Thanks for the inspiration.
organized and administrated several tests on
@RyanGarcia
's $hair
We found no signs of minoxidil or Finasteride, but unfortunately found a heavy presence of Polyquaternium 4, Polyquaternium 22, plasticizers, luster agents, fragrances, and propellants.
APTOS FOUNDER MO SHAIKH APPOINTED BY CFTC TO JOIN DIGITAL ASSETS SUBCOMMITTEE
- The US Commodities Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) has officially added
@AptosLabs
founder Mo Shaikh to the Digital Assets Subcommittee.
- The subcommittee falls within the Global Markets
@chuteuhehuoc
@Syblusapt
@Aptos
The real RWA asset Larry is coming to Aptos for.
1m Max supply of Mo $Hair with a built-in deflation rate of 500 Hairs per year compared to 21m BTC.
@twobitidiot
Ryan, we've done years of research on this.
The real issue is you've surrendered to anibitchka and shaved the roots of your crown chakra, which is proven to cause bald aggression. Stop being a slave to the shave