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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

5 years

*a Pakistani bowler doing well* Wa$im bhai: I had a chat with him this morning

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

2 years

Hasan Ali ran the fastest towards Naseem Shah. Shows how much this team means to all of them even when not selected in the playing 11. Top lads!

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

11 months

"I think India wanted the venue to be moved to Sri Lanka so they had the possibility of rain saving them against Pakistan" - Steve Waugh Brave of Steve to say this

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

2 years

This too shall pass. Stay strong, @babarazam258 . #BabarAzam

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

3 years

Attitude tou aisay dai rahay hain jaisay India ke khilaaf 152 ki partnership lagaayi ho

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

9 months

The same crowd shouted religious slogans at Rizwan. It was supposed to come bite them at some point. Glad it's in the finals.

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@HaayeShabbir

6 months

If PTI had retained their bat symbol, these elections would have been a walk in the park. Even with kaddu, baigan, teenday I see them leading on several fronts. Inspiring.

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

5 years

This guy has hit India with his well-timed shots all over the ground. The other one is Shahid Afridi.

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

2 years

asal khushi uss din hogi jis din Sindh se PPP ki laanat khatam hogi

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

3 years

lol I made abba sit in the lounge to watch the final His comments: aisa lag raha hai ke shaadi mai na larki waalon ko jaantay hain, na larkay waalon ko, sirf khaana khaanay gaye hain

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

10 months

Chacha straightaway looking for his friends Gandhi and Nehru

Iftikhar Ahmad

@IftiMania

10 months

✌🏼 #India #CricketWC2023

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

3 years

you cannot tell me this wasn't done deliberately 😂😂😂

kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

3 years

WTF? DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT GUY THROWING THE BALL TO THE BOUNDARY LOOOOOOOL

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

6 months

This is pathetic. No matter what your differences are, please never stoop to this level. I saw the tweet and mai ainween khush hogaya tha

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@AzaadiReloaded

6 months

Mian Nawaz Sharif 1981-2024 End of an era. I can't stop crying, i just can't 😭😭💔

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

5 years

Fakhar Zaman shukar hai navy chorr gaya. Iss nai missile bhi apnon ko maar daina tha.

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

4 years

Ya Allah humaray buzurgon ki hifaazat farma. Khud tou unka koi mood naee.

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

2 years

"Dekhein abhi tou jeet ki khushi hai, raat ko dard pata chalega" rizzu 😭😭

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

2 years

shan departs, NZ in trouble

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

5 years

Platelets coming back after hearing bail has been given till Tuesday.

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

5 years

Two-nation theory today:

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

3 years

"Begum nai seaview se jitna kachra uthwaaya hai, sab iss team mai aaya hai"

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

3 years

aaj petrol ki jagah ye smile dalwaunga garri mai 😍😍😍

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

2 years

watermark kharra kharra thak jaayega, sofay par lita de

Arfa Feroz Zake

@ArfaSays_

2 years

VVIP enclosure for Rawalpindi Test in Pindi Cricket Stadium #PAKvAUS

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@HaayeShabbir

2 years

"asif ali, where have you been?" dear commentator, Khuda ka nizaam hai, naseeb mai yehi 2 chakkay thay

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

6 months

As a genuine PPP voter, I intend to write Jiye Bhutto on the ballot paper. I request all Jiyalas to do the same please as respects to the Bhutto family.

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

4 years

Babar Azam nai waisay hee kaha ke pitch asaaan hai jaisay class ka topper bahar akar kehta hai paper tou kaafi asaaan tha yaar.

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

5 years

I'm sorry if I had cracked a joke when you received Tamgha-e-Imtiaz. You've used the platform in the best possible way to give voice to how many feel unlike Chooprra. Thank you. Well-deserved.

Mehwish Hayat TI

@MehwishHayat

5 years

Bollywood could have used cinema to promote mutual understanding instead of vilifying us as they do. They need to decide which is more important - nationalistic fervour or a peaceful future .

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@HaayeShabbir

5 years

All of your 59 fans in Pakistan are deeply affected

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@ajaydevgn

5 years

In light of the current situation the team of Total Dhamaal has decided to not release the film in Pakistan.

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

3 years

so who else noticed Shaheen telling Harry to give it to the Scotland team first 😭

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

2 years

It's okay Shaheen, you're more important to us than the WC.

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

3 years

No issue Asif my bro, we are only playing this because of your contributions

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

4 years

Imran Khan just said Hazaras are blackmailing him to visit them & that he will not be blackmailed. Shias, the next time you have to vote, remember it, remember all of it. Do not be fooled by him visiting Imambargahs.

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

3 years

kyun sir, card na hota tou baaqi andar hee chorrnay thay?

Taimur Saleem Khan Jhagra

@Jhagra

3 years

6 of the septuplets (7 babies) born to a proud mother and father in Abbottabad, courtesy of #KPSehatCardPlus . Wishing you all a wonderful life!

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@HaayeShabbir

6 months

Honest. Daring. Leadership qualities. Integrity intact. Sincere. All above missing.

South Asia Index

@SouthAsiaIndex

6 months

Elections 2024 Pakistan: What is your opinion about PML-N leader Maryam Nawaz Sharif ?

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

5 years

Pakistanis watching the match:

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

2 years

To the ones who woke up at 5am today, GROUP HUG!

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

2 years

sorry but rizwan is the match ka mujrim here, it is just unfair to expect your finishers to come in and make 60+ runs and at that RRR.

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

4 years

*gets a target above 250* Pakistani batting line-up:

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

3 years

exam mai paas nahein hua tou kya hua handwriting tou sab se achi meri thi ❤

Amitabh Bachchan

@SrBachchan

3 years

T 4088 - Irrespective of what the results of tomorrow's NZ v AFG game are in the T20 ICC World Cup .. remember this .. we have scored the highest total , till date , in the tournament ; KL Rahul made the fastest 50 ; and we defeated the opposing team, in a record 6+ overs ..🇮🇳

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

4 years

Sooo I've been blessed with a beautifulllll princess in this blessed month. May she be brought up with the love of the Prophet pbuh and his pure progeny. Cannot wait to drink tea from imaginary cups and have my nails painted red. 😜😁

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

3 years

Phir wapis ja ke wohi subah utho, seaview se kachra uthao aur shopper mai daalo

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

3 years

PAKISTAN KO WC JEETNAY SE SIRF PAKISTAN KHUD ROK SAKTA HAI.

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@HaayeShabbir

3 years

"Rizwan was in the hospital a night ago. He is a warrior, he has great courage." - Hayden What have we done to even deserve this guy, my Lord! ❤

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

3 years

"aaj telephone line hee kaat di mai nai teri"

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

3 years

india ke match ke baad se laga tha ke jaisay openers out hee nahein hoange ab 😂😂😂

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

2 years

haan leken aap shuru kardijiye

Virender Sehwag

@virendersehwag

2 years

Request to neighbours :)

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@HaayeShabbir

4 years

Man they just wanted you to visit because maybe they had faith in you. They did not ask for your resignation, they did not badmouth you. They just wanted you to come & listen to their ordeal. How difficult was it!

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@HaayeShabbir

3 years

sir thora duur se dekho, match tou kharaab hai hee, ankhein bhi kharaab karloge

Harbhajan Turbanator

@harbhajan_singh

3 years

Common india..Let's win this do or die match. Bleed blue always. #IndVsNZ @disneyplusHS #Collab

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

11 months

Bro stick to cracking jokes on Pakistan because last time you joked about your own countrymen, they put you in jail for 37 days.

munawar faruqui

@munawar0018

11 months

It’s hurtful to see pakistan fans writing “Only rain can save india” Plz yaar humne bole kya “Only loan can…

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@HaayeShabbir

2 years

YA ALLAH SAHI PLATELETS WALAY NAWAZ KO LAMBI UMAR DE MERAY MOLA!

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

5 years

RIP. Thank you for granting visas to Pakistanis for liver transplants.

Congress

@INCIndia

5 years

We are saddened to hear about the untimely demise of Smt Sushma Swaraj. Our condolences to her family and loved ones.

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@HaayeShabbir

4 years

The same selfless souls you will see everytime a tragedy befalls our country. One of them being recovered from corona recently. May Allah bless them immensely for their efforts.

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

3 years

don't overdo it Shoaib bhai. You can easily choose to ignore it as we have been doing with your YouTube videos for quite sometime now.

Shoaib Akhtar

@shoaib100mph

3 years

Really disappointed by the anthem this year. Is this how you're taking PSL brand up? Going down every year. Kon banata hai yeh. Full review: #psl6anthem #PSL6

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@HaayeShabbir

6 years

Nawaz Sharif to contact Rajkumar Hirani for his biopic. The movie to be named Ganju.

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

7 years

Accidentally opened front camera.

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

3 years

ji Ramiz bhai bouncer saifi bhai ko karwaya tha, laga ja kar Karachi ke saaray journalists ko hai

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

5 years

Bhai hashtag mai lagay PK se tou lag raha hai ke ye shayad Switzerland mai hai

Zunair Khan

@zunairkh

5 years

Ye konse country mein hen any guess? #Winterlandpk

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@HaayeShabbir

3 years

Azam Khan peechay plan sun raha hai saaara

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

5 years

Tu Peshawar ki parchiiii, Hum Quetta ka rajaaaa

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kazmi.

@HaayeShabbir

4 years

Our money. Laundered.

Maryam Nawaz Sharif

@MaryamNSharif

4 years

My windscreen. Smashed.

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@HaayeShabbir

2 years

"this is Pakistan cricket at its very best" ye suntay suntay na jaanay hum mai se kitnay heart attack se mar chukay hain ab tak

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@HaayeShabbir

4 years

Really heart-touching dua by Maulana Tariq Jameel. Ya Allah, protect this beautiful country in the name of your beloved Prophet pbuh and his pure & immaculate household.

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@HaayeShabbir

2 years

"neechay ajao, gir jaoge" khan sahab asking shehbaz sharif to step down already

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@HaayeShabbir

4 years

"Dekho NZ ki khoobsurti enjoy karo, yahan batting tum logon ke bas ki baat nahein"

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@HaayeShabbir

4 years

Just came back from Lahore after a 4-day trip and I have come to realize ke Karachi mai tou humaray saath shehar ke naam par mazaaak chal raha hai.

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@HaayeShabbir

5 years

Kohli requesting Pakistanis to stop their support.

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@HaayeShabbir

2 years

Pakistanis, if you are still sleeping, you are missing out on one of the best feelings in the world. Ufffffffff!

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@HaayeShabbir

3 years

sometimes I am confused whether I love Rizwan the batsman more or Rizwan the keeper

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@HaayeShabbir

3 years

Guy tweeted under the desk. What a lad.

Asad Qaiser

@AsadQaiserPTI

3 years

Congratulations @ImranKhanPTI Got 178 votes

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@HaayeShabbir

4 months

ISPR now working on farsi songs

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@HaayeShabbir

5 years

Kisi nai saee kaha tha ke Pakistan wo team hai jab bowling karay tou lagta hai batting pitch hai, aur jab batting karay tou lagta hai bowling pitch hai.

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@HaayeShabbir

5 years

Ab 1992 mai Afghanistan ko kahan se laaein.

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@HaayeShabbir

4 years

"Bhai raseeed zaroor dee jiyega"

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@HaayeShabbir

5 years

"Trophy jis ki bhi ho, hoorein tou apni hain."

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@HaayeShabbir

2 years

pakistani ko itni aadat hogayi hai first over mai wicket ki, na milay tou hum tension mai ajatay hain 😂😂😂

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@HaayeShabbir

11 years

An English professor married an Urdu teacher. They had a بb after 9 months.

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@HaayeShabbir

2 years

FEEL SO FREAKING BAD FOR HARIS! intelligent bowler surrounded with clown fielders

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@HaayeShabbir

3 years

"NZ will hear us at ICC." - Ramiz Raja Ramiz bhai unn ko bhi apni commentary se maareinge

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@HaayeShabbir

4 years

To everybody who is silently suffering, may God put your heart and mind to ease.

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@HaayeShabbir

5 years

IAF will call it a successful strike even if they hit a few trees. That'll make their people happy. PAF will make it sound like 'payload dropped in haste while escaping because of PAF jets'. That'll make our people happy. If this helps in avoiding a war, aisay bhi theek hai.

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@HaayeShabbir

3 years

WTF? DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT GUY THROWING THE BALL TO THE BOUNDARY LOOOOOOOL

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@HaayeShabbir

3 years

"I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers."

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@HaayeShabbir

4 years

Sir aap 20 par 40 ki picture lagao, ya 40 par 20 ki, humein kya pata chalna hai

Shehzad Roy

@ShehzadRoy

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Khusro bhai kabhi hum bhi #MeAt20 thay

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@HaayeShabbir

11 months

We are decent people, Harsha.

Harsha Bhogle

@bhogleharsha

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Shouldn't Zaman Khan have been alert to the possibility of a run-out ar the bowler's end? Pathirana was outside the crease.

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@HaayeShabbir

2 years

28(11) over 51(48) any day all day.

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@HaayeShabbir

4 years

Waisay mashaAllah to the students jo NASA tak soch bhi rahay hain, hum tou chilli milli ke packet se chilliyaan aur milliyaan alag kartay thay iss umr mai.

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@HaayeShabbir

2 years

shukar hai galle ka drainage system PPP ke haathon nahein hai

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@HaayeShabbir

5 years

Malik nai ehraam pehen liya hai, bas ab bowlers ko kankar maarna shuru karega

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@HaayeShabbir

3 years

This is why I love this game.

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@HaayeShabbir

5 years

"Itni si bhi izzat naee chorri meri"

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@HaayeShabbir

5 years

Jofra already busy writing 2023 WC.

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@HaayeShabbir

2 years

Look at our ex-cricketers praising Virat's innings (as they should) without a mention of that controversial no-ball call, or the 3 runs off that free-hit. Now switch the teams and we would have had a totally different outcome.

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@HaayeShabbir

2 years

As confirmed by his agent, Elon Musk has agreed to pay $8 to Chachu to keep his blue tick on.

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@HaayeShabbir