Game of Thrones 802 thoughts:
- Lol Dany gonna be the final villain
- Lyanna Mormont has serious BDE
- Arya + Gendry = Tumblr just exploded
- Brienne <3 <3 <3
- We've all talked to a dude like Tormund at a bar
- Greyworm gonna die
- CRYPTS NOT SAFE
- Davos remains perfect
Bob Odenkirk has always been brilliant on Better Call Saul, but the work he's done this season is Mount Rushmore level stuff. The dude is a national treasure
Marvel's
#FantasticFour
has officially been cast:
Pedro Pascal as Mr. Fantastic
Vanessa Kirby as The Invisible Woman
Ebon Moss-Bachrach as The Thing
Joseph Quinn as The Human Torch
More info:
I’ve contacted Stanley Kubrick’s spirit, and through a Ouija board called Marvel movies “weaksauce” but added that he’s “part of the Fast and Furious famiglia” really interesting stuff
Looking back, Bong Joon-ho taking time to praise Martin Scorsese and QT was genuinely moving but the best part was him basically adding "Sam Mendes, Todd Phillips, it is an indisputable fact that you are also directors"
FUCK THE TELEVISION ACADEMY HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SNUB RHEA SEEHORN FOR FIVE EXCELLENT FUCKING SEASONS OF TELEVISION. ALSO JUSTICE FOR BOB ODENKIRK THIS WAS HIS FINEST WORK
Everyone: We don't really need any updates on Ser Pounce, I'm sure a nonthreatening cat in King's Landing is doing just fine
Benioff and Weiss: Well actually, Cersei ordered Zombie Mountain to crush Ser Pource's skull and toss his entrails in Flea Bottom
Prize winner Amelia wanted us to point out that her teardrop tattoo is not because she murdered anyone.
She accidentally killed a pedestrian once after falling asleep at the wheel and got the tattoo to honor their memory.
My dad is 61, pursuing a modeling career, and I’ve never seen him happier. He told me he’s just waiting for a chance to blow up. So, Twitter, meet my dad.
"YOU START OFF THINKING THAT HOWARD HAMLIN IS THE VILLAIN BUT OVER TIME YOU REALIZE THAT HE'S THE MOST FUNDAMENTALLY DECENT CHARACTER IN THE SERIES, WHICH MAKES HIS DEATH AT THE HANDS OF LALO SALAMANCA ALL THE MORE HEARTBREAKING"
Game of Thrones 804 thoughts
- Gendry just tryna find the restroom, got a lordship
- Ghost disrespect is absurd
- Northface Jaime still dealing in elite fuccboi energy
- They shouldve stretched out this season to let the big moments breathe, pacing is bad like S7
- Davos rules
Kroenke is worth over $8 billion and could easily prevent "staff redundancies" but yes making fun of Ozil's contract is a great way to get some likes, fucking tools
Arsenal have announced 55 staff redundancies throughout the club due to financial problems caused by the pandemic..
£350k a week on Ozil but working class staff members are losing their jobs - embarrassing.
Here is my feature on Tony Dalton, the Mexican-American actor who steals every scene he’s in on Better Call Saul (and Hawkeye). This man is an absolute star, and his mustache should be insured
Christopher Nolan, Time Daddy, please delay your film so I may watch it really high in IMAX next year without having to worry about people breathing on me
*buys handle of whiskey*
Liquor store cashier: Got big Valentine's Day plans?
Me, despondent: There's a new episode of The Masked Singer tonight at 9 p.m. Eastern on Fox