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@HKSurrey
Miles Surrey
5 years
Game of Thrones 802 thoughts: - Lol Dany gonna be the final villain - Lyanna Mormont has serious BDE - Arya + Gendry = Tumblr just exploded - Brienne <3 <3 <3 - We've all talked to a dude like Tormund at a bar - Greyworm gonna die - CRYPTS NOT SAFE - Davos remains perfect
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5 years
Lucasfilm to Rian Johnson next year
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5 years
The Last Jedi (2017) and The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
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2 years
Bob Odenkirk has always been brilliant on Better Call Saul, but the work he's done this season is Mount Rushmore level stuff. The dude is a national treasure
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2 years
Rhea Seehorn Emmy please
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2 years
Burn it all down, justice for Rhea Seehorn
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@HKSurrey
Miles Surrey
8 months
Congratulations to the last four people to board the Titanic
@THR
The Hollywood Reporter
8 months
Marvel's #FantasticFour has officially been cast: Pedro Pascal as Mr. Fantastic Vanessa Kirby as The Invisible Woman Ebon Moss-Bachrach as The Thing Joseph Quinn as The Human Torch More info:
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@HKSurrey
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3 years
Kendall to Roman and Shiv in that final scene
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2 years
God what a depressing paragraph
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@Variety
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2 years
#TheNorthman box office proves the danger of bloated budgets on slick arthouse films
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@HKSurrey
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2 years
The thing about RRR is that it’s the greatest movie ever made
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@HKSurrey
Miles Surrey
4 years
Tfw you're Miss Turner and you best start believin' in ghost stories because yer in one
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@HKSurrey
Miles Surrey
3 years
Will be keeping my DMs open until the end of time
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@HKSurrey
Miles Surrey
2 years
It has come to my attention that September is the last month you can watch The Empty Man on HBO Max. Make some time for it
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@HKSurrey
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2 years
Everything is very normal in the Better Call Saul subreddit
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@HKSurrey
Miles Surrey
5 years
I’ve contacted Stanley Kubrick’s spirit, and through a Ouija board called Marvel movies “weaksauce” but added that he’s “part of the Fast and Furious famiglia” really interesting stuff
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@HKSurrey
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5 years
⠀ (\__/)    ⠀  (•ㅅ•) The Mandalorian  _ノ ヽ ノ\ __ / `/ ⌒Y⌒ Y ヽ (  (三ヽ人  /   | | ノ⌒\  ̄ ̄ヽ  ノ    ヽ___>、___/    |( 王 ノ〈 (\__/)    /ミ`ー―彡\ (•ㅅ•) Baby Yoda
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@HKSurrey
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5 years
Looking back, Bong Joon-ho taking time to praise Martin Scorsese and QT was genuinely moving but the best part was him basically adding "Sam Mendes, Todd Phillips, it is an indisputable fact that you are also directors"
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@HKSurrey
Miles Surrey
7 months
Ludwig Göransson, also known as Lawful Good Jared Leto
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@HKSurrey
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3 years
So true Coach Lasso
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4 years
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4 years
We don't talk enough about how the arms reload magically produced more facial hair
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The greatest moment in 2018 was Henry Cavil loading his arms like shotguns in Mission Impossible
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@HKSurrey
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6 years
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4 years
FUCK THE TELEVISION ACADEMY HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SNUB RHEA SEEHORN FOR FIVE EXCELLENT FUCKING SEASONS OF TELEVISION. ALSO JUSTICE FOR BOB ODENKIRK THIS WAS HIS FINEST WORK
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5 years
Gonna tell my kids this was Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip
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4 years
This is the American flag now
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4 years
There's only one manager who can save Arsenal now
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5 years
You can tell Kawhi Leonard is really enjoying himself out there
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@HKSurrey
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3 years
Lmfao why is this the image Netflix chose to promote The Dark Knight on my acct
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Miles Surrey
4 years
My god
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@HKSurrey
Miles Surrey
6 years
Everyone: We don't really need any updates on Ser Pounce, I'm sure a nonthreatening cat in King's Landing is doing just fine Benioff and Weiss: Well actually, Cersei ordered Zombie Mountain to crush Ser Pource's skull and toss his entrails in Flea Bottom
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@HKSurrey
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1 year
He’s all about the fundamentals, the Tim Duncan of fucking
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Miles Surrey
4 years
Tyler Herro looks like a supporting character in Ozark but he can ball
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Miles Surrey
2 years
Top Gun: Maverick: dads are going to lose their fucking minds
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Miles Surrey
3 years
Wrote about the actor who always makes me hoot and holler when he shows up on screen, the Prestige TV Daddy himself, Jared Harris
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@HKSurrey
Miles Surrey
4 years
*to the tune of Seven Nation Army* MANK MANK MANK MANK MANK MANK MANK
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Miles Surrey
3 years
Happy Succession Season 3 Premiere Day to all who celebrate
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Miles Surrey
4 years
I’m thankful for being alive* *as performed by Adam Driver in Marriage Story
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5 years
MCU movies, ranked: 1. Aquaman 2. Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance 3. Serenity (2019) 4. Elektra 5. Blade: Trinity 6. High Life 7. Short Term 12 8. Mulholland Drive 9. Birdman 10. The Winter Soldier
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4 years
Appropos of nothing it's unbelievable how good Bob Odenkirk is on Better Call Saul
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@HKSurrey
Miles Surrey
3 years
When is Amy Adams going to be in a Fast and Furious movie
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Miles Surrey
4 years
Listen it's not a contest but I've been horny for Kathryn Hahn for years
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@HKSurrey
Miles Surrey
3 years
On my life I thought this was Amy Schumer
@celinatruckstop
Celina 52 Truck Stop
3 years
Prize winner Amelia wanted us to point out that her teardrop tattoo is not because she murdered anyone. She accidentally killed a pedestrian once after falling asleep at the wheel and got the tattoo to honor their memory.
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5 years
When I post a dank meme
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1 year
It's really touching to see just how much Indiana Jones means to Harrison Ford
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@HKSurrey
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6 years
My dad is 61, pursuing a modeling career, and I’ve never seen him happier. He told me he’s just waiting for a chance to blow up. So, Twitter, meet my dad.
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2 years
"YOU START OFF THINKING THAT HOWARD HAMLIN IS THE VILLAIN BUT OVER TIME YOU REALIZE THAT HE'S THE MOST FUNDAMENTALLY DECENT CHARACTER IN THE SERIES, WHICH MAKES HIS DEATH AT THE HANDS OF LALO SALAMANCA ALL THE MORE HEARTBREAKING"
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5 years
Game of Thrones 804 thoughts - Gendry just tryna find the restroom, got a lordship - Ghost disrespect is absurd - Northface Jaime still dealing in elite fuccboi energy - They shouldve stretched out this season to let the big moments breathe, pacing is bad like S7 - Davos rules
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5 years
Imagine being the Mark Jackson of your industry
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2 years
Is Andor just the best Star Wars...ever?
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Miles Surrey
3 years
Skyfall is *very* good but anyone who thinks it's better than Casino Royale should be put on a watchlist
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Miles Surrey
3 years
If I had a movie coming out from an Oscar-winning filmmaker I would probably include their name in the trailer and promotional material
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4 years
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4 years
I highly recommend rewatching the hospital episode of Succession
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@HKSurrey
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2 years
Succession can't end without Tom, Greg, and Logan having their version of this
@ericallenhatch
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the disgusting brothers
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@HKSurrey
Miles Surrey
3 years
BREAKING: The Academy is adding Tracy Letts as a sixth Best Supporting Actor nominee for his performance in Deep Water
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Miles Surrey
4 years
Luka an inspiration to thicc kings everywhere
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2 years
Saw Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me on 35mm last night, it was a religious experience. Sheryl Lee really gave us....the best performance of all time???
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Miles Surrey
3 years
Happy Fast 9 eve to all who celebrate
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Miles Surrey
5 years
Marianne Williamson is for sure Kyrie Irving's pick
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@HKSurrey
Miles Surrey
4 years
Kroenke is worth over $8 billion and could easily prevent "staff redundancies" but yes making fun of Ozil's contract is a great way to get some likes, fucking tools
@FootyAccums
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Arsenal have announced 55 staff redundancies throughout the club due to financial problems caused by the pandemic.. £350k a week on Ozil but working class staff members are losing their jobs - embarrassing.
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4 years
Wow that guy from Uncut Gems is doing the halftime show? Good for him
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@HKSurrey
Miles Surrey
8 years
@voxdotcom Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation is the first Mission Impossible to acknowledge the franchise's missions are difficult
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@HKSurrey
Miles Surrey
2 years
Here is my feature on Tony Dalton, the Mexican-American actor who steals every scene he’s in on Better Call Saul (and Hawkeye). This man is an absolute star, and his mustache should be insured
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I hate this because it's true
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3 years
I really miss Harley Quinn -- specifically Bane
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@HKSurrey
Miles Surrey
6 years
People keep asking me what I'd do if I could see John Wick 3 right now
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Miles Surrey
4 years
Imagine only watching the NBA starting with the bubble and finding out TJ Warren isn’t actually the best to ever play the game
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Miles Surrey
3 years
Me explaining David Lynch's work on dating apps
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Miles Surrey
6 years
15 minutes into R'hllor and Chill and she starts asking for King's blood
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Miles Surrey
5 years
Just realized the way people feel about Baby Yoda is how I feel about Kendall Roy
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"I will die of alcohol poisoning by 11am Pacific Standard Time" - Bong when Parasite wins Best Picture
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Christopher Nolan, Time Daddy, please delay your film so I may watch it really high in IMAX next year without having to worry about people breathing on me
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Society if Rhea Seehorn was recognized by the Emmys for her work on Better Call Saul
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Me trying to get everyone I know to watch Better Call Saul
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This shot is brilliant and should be shown in any film study class
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"How many times have you watched Kendall Roy's rap?"
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4 years
Another Round hive stand up and get buzzed
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Am hearing reports that Michael B. Jordan is no longer People's Sexiest Man of the Year and will be replaced by, Roy Kent?!?!?!
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Miles Surrey
3 years
"Well howdy there Leo, I know you just got out of a MESSI situation at Barca but we'd sure love if gave you the fine folks at AFC Richmond a shot"
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5 years
Me showing up to your house if you don't watch Portrait of a Lady on Fire this weekend
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6 years
This is my first time seeing Kevin Durant live and it’s...terrifying? HE IS A GIANT SPIDER WITH RANGE
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3 years
Mare of Flavortown
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4 years
@clairemcnear Only thing preventing full hype is....why does it have to MEL GIBSON
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*buys handle of whiskey* Liquor store cashier: Got big Valentine's Day plans? Me, despondent: There's a new episode of The Masked Singer tonight at 9 p.m. Eastern on Fox
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Succession S3's pandemic subplot is gonna be lit though
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3 years
Condolences to one third of the Ringer staff for this Philly implosion
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Miles Surrey
6 years
STRANGER THINGS 3 IS QUITE A MOOD
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Miles Surrey
4 years
My vaccinated self pulling up to a theater in June to watch Fast 9 approximately 2000 times
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5 years
Getting ready for Thrones
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6 years
Luka Doncic
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6 years
Game of Thrones seasons ranked: 4, 3, 6, 1, 2, 7, 5
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4 years
Every line delivery is just so good
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4 years
As much as I want this to happen please protect Brian Cox at all costs
@Variety
Variety
4 years
'Succession' Season 3 Looking to 'Start Shooting in New York Before Christmas,' Showrunner Says (EXCLUSIVE)
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