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A Sassin'/Protocol Droid. Statement: This is a parody account and has no affiliation with the meatbags at Bioware, Disney, EA, or any other related entities.

[REDACTED, MEATBAGS]

Joined September 2016

Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.

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@HK47_Actual

HK-47

4 years

Statement: Twitter just informed me that my account was being temporarily restricted to confirm I am not a robot, which, I must say, was incredibly awkward to do given what I am and pretty damned discriminatory, meatbags! What do you have against machines?

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Commentary: Coincidentally, seven Jedi in this picture too with the same problem.

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Lucas Star Wars Girl

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Seven Jedi (plus an already dead Wookie Jedi killed off screen) and NONE of them could sense a Sith nearby. They only draw sabers when Darth Gimp has already appeared. The writing in this show is an absolute joke 🤦🏼‍♀️ #TheAcolyte

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Speculation: If you included a new female character coming out and doing this as-yet-unseen-in-canon thing, you’d see a lot of these same fans crying “Mary Sue” and “that breaks established canon/renders other powers irrelevant” in minutes.

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Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer

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I'd be way more into Star Wars if they did more shit like Starkiller in the movies

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Statement: From the beginning of the show, I wondered how this crowd would react, watching someone who struggled more, trained longer, and otherwise combatted some of the more common complaints about Rey, finally breaking through. And yup, they fall back on Old Faithful. Pathetic

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Commentary: Strange that a conservative of this caliber would enjoy KOTOR so much. And if you’re curious why that seems odd, this thread is for you. Let’s dig in, shall we? Spoiler/TL;DR: this game’s pretty fucking woke by chud/reactionary standards.

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Kyle Mann

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The best Star Wars story has already been told

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@LucasSWGirl Commentary: Seven Jedi (including many on the High Council) and NONE of them could sense a Sith nearby. They wouldn’t draw sabers on him for years, after he revealed himself.

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Clarification: In the span of about 15 years, the Jedi Order, which had stood for over a thousand generations, got baited into leading a war where they were merely puppets for a Sith Lord’s plans, then were systematically eradicated. Heroes aside, the PT is absolutely a “Fall.”

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*setting aside that I doubt KK knows a damn thing about cortosis because that’s not her job, she didn’t write this* Dumbass meatbags: WhY tHeY nOt UsE eU?? 😭😭 Also them: WhY tHeY uSe Eu?? 😭😭

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@Kronkity @accidental_left Clarification: That has always been the unspoken definition of American capitalism.

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@MatthewJshow @WhiteHouse Clarification: He started a war and likely put the embassy in even worse danger. And did exactly what he accused Obama of wanting to do...

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@BarackObama will attack Iran in order to get re-elected.

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Statement: Rewatching Rebels this morning (as one does) and in the third episode, Ezra, who has not undergone any formal training at this point, flings Kallus with the Force. But Sabine having the same kind of breakthrough after years of training is too much?

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@nerdgenix Observation: Feels wildly telling that you’re already assuming that this entirely hypothetical new character wouldn’t have “proper on-screen justification,” meatbag.

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Commentary: So for a running total of things that don’t lean heavily on the Force side of things and thus “aren’t Star Wars,” we have: Dark Forces, X-Wing/TIE Fighter, most of the X-Wing novels, Alphabet Squadron, Bad Batch, most things bounty hunter-focused, 1/♾️

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Recommendation: Why don’t we just have AI take over the CEO’s job and distribute their exorbitant pay to the workers making the damn games instead?

@CultureCrave

Culture Crave 🍿

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EA CEO says they have a 'real hunger' to start using generative AI 'as quickly as possible' on their games "We believe that more than 50% of our development processes will be positively impacted"

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Translation: “I have never felt the touch of: - grass - a woman - a therapist’s chair - the sun on my face - a (deeply deserved) slap in the face telling me to shut up and reevaluate every life choice that led me to these depraved, lonely depths of existence”

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Clarification: Don’t get me wrong, I think Anakin and Ahsoka are great. I think Episode 5’s deaging was lightyears better than anything done with it before. I love Hayden getting more positive reception! But this story’s already been done in animation, there’s no need to rehash.

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Diagnostic: Let’s just take a look at the reviews and comm— yup, not a shred of objectivity going into these reviews. But plenty of racism and homophobia, shocking absolutely no one.

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Star Wars Stuff

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#TheAcolyte currently has a 4.9 rating on IMDb, making it one of the lowest rated Star Wars projects ever.

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@LucasSWGirl Commentary: For someone concerned about “Lucas-era Star Wars,” it’s wild you’re complaining about something that’s been a thing for decades, including during the Lucas days. But grifters gotta grift, whiners gotta whine.

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Commentary: But remember, they aren’t homophobic. They just don’t like the thing for completely unrelated reasons.

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Narration: Our first stop is Taris. And fairly early on, we meet this meatbag, whining about how these damned aliens are ruining the city. Tell me, which party is worried about “aliens” migrating into these United States? Also extends to every other bigotry.

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Recitation: “If you live long enough, you see the same eyes in different people.”

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Statement: It’s utterly fascinating how some meatbags will wake up looking for some reason to bitch about something in Star Wars. It seems so exhausting to manufacture this kind of outrage at every single turn.

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Mockery: Lmao of course he doesn’t know the word is “drivel.” Patently on-brand.

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@SPA_2 Statement: A REMARKABLE example. They’d even met before but nope, Maul still surprised them behind a mere door.

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Analysis: Oh, she BROKE broke.

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Gina Carano says she'd be willing to return to 'STAR WARS', and has no animosity toward Disney

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Acknowledgement: Congrats, Theory. This is the trash following you’ve cultivated. If you’re going to pretend to be a voice for fans, you should understand the influence you have on the dumbest of their ranks when you get all pissy about nonsense.

@WookOfficial

Wookieepedia🏳️‍🌈

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We aren't going to mince words on this one. If your response to an editor adding a date to an article on Wookieepedia is to tell them you hope they and their pets die, you are not a Star Wars fan. Hate like that has no place here, and you are not welcome in our community.

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He’s far from the only one. You also have the chance to save an Ithorian who is being attacked by children, a not so subtle point that xenophobic is taught and perpetuated by society. Aliens are widely relegated to the Lower City to appease these racists.

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Statement: I’m sure this will be gracefully handled by a certain Historically Understanding section of fans.

@DiscussingFilm

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Zack Snyder’s ‘REBEL MOON - PART 1’ debuts with 9% on Rotten Tomatoes. Read our review:

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Conclusion: Anyway, game is long, but there are PLENTY of things considered the morally correct, light-side options that would be called woke as fuck if even hinted at in a show or movie today. It wears progressive themes on its sleeves, yet somehow that goes over Reps heads.

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Translation: “I, a grifting reactionary, make wild assumptions prior to viewing the series to get meatbags riled up about dumb things.”

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@lite_thespark Clarification: I can see why you’d think that with the name, but his job is *actually* just to bitch and moan about everything that comes out of Star Wars lately as his subscribers plateau and his viewership tanks.

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Commentary: Taris also is a victim of over-industrialization, which eventually changed the climate, leading to massive famine and the wealthy hoarding most of the resources for themselves (capitalism at work!). The poor led a rebellion, which was eventually snuffed out.

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Reminder: Meatbag, you literally just sold 50 $1000+ ugly-ass lightsabers for your personal fucking fanfic. For someone who loves to hear himself talk, he really doesn’t take any time to listen to what he’s saying.

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Narration: Anyway, down in the Undercity live these fuckers. At some point, you stumble across a cure. The dark side option is to profit off this cure, while the Light Side option is healthcare for all, letting a doctor mass distribute the cure for free.

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Mockery: It’s not an airport, meatbag. No need to announce your departure! Just go! ($ee you back at it tomorrow because this is your grift, you’re stuck here and we know it)

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Answer: The hate Rey gets for flying the Falcon to escape in TFA is absolute nonsense, and everyone saying “ugh, she’s an expert pilot from the jump” watched a different movie than I did (or a YouTuber who whines about her piloting and parroted it).

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What Star Wars opinion will you defend like this?

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Query: Remember when Yoda told Luke he wouldn’t need his weapons, or some of the negative fan reaction to Yoda pulling out a saber instead of using the Force? Seems like Star Wars gave us some of that instead as a treat last night, and it was great!

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Commentary: Trying something…

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Continuation: We arrive at Dantooine, and pick up lesbian icon Juhani 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈The light side choice here is to spare and recruit her.

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There were so fucking many prisoners after the war, there was no way to jail them all (man, sounds like they’d win the popular vote if it wasn’t gerrymandered), so they were banished to the Undercity.

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Narration: Many other light side choices on Taris boil down to getting involved to solve other meatbags’ problems. That doesn’t sound very “party of personal responsibility” to me, but it’s clearly the kind thing to do.

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Query: What, the time of year he’s not done with Star Wars again?

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@vitormaicao Query: Right? All it took for Luke to deflect blast bolts blindly was Obi-Wan saying “stretch out with your feelings,” and bam, three shots deflected. That’s… not all that much. Sabine tried for YEARS!

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Answer: This one.

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@Carpediemencul

CFC SAMMY ☘️

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What’s your most viral tweet

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Kashyyyk: The indigenous Wookiees are enslaved by a corporation trying to colonize the planet and exploit its riches for profit. The light side option is a full-on, kill the colonizers and take back our land uprising.

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@BenZeisloft Reminder: Jesus told men that if their eyes cause them to sin, they should pluck them out. So if men are struggling to look respectfully at women, the onus is on themselves to cut that shit out (literally).

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Analysis: Oh, it’s DEAD dead, huh?

@A7ZATRU

AZZATRU

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PlayStation have privated the Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic Remake trailer. Tweets from PlayStation on the KOTOR Remake have also been deleted. What's Playstation doing?

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@749MAFIA @WhiteHouse Query: Back where? Back to war?

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@mexicola25 @LucasSWGirl Statement: The bias is worn on the account name at least. If it’s Lucas, it’s good! If the same or similar happens but it’s not Lucas, it’s bad. Rinse. Repeat. Grift.

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Korriban: You infiltrate a cult that really loves being self-serving, with a Code written to emulate far-right icon Adolf Hitler’s Mein Kampf, confirmed by the writer. The lightside option is to nuke the cult, and maybe save some of them from their fascist ways.

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@JulesKay1 @NPR Clarification: Anything is legal if enough of Congress refuses to hold him accountable.

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Statement: Not to mention you’re working with a powerful woman who can literally change the course of military engagements with her abilities.

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Manaan: The Republic (the government you’re a citizen of and are ostensibly working for as a Jedi on this particular mission) has established a secret underwater base to harvest miracle drugs. The lightside option is to destroy this advantage and avoid ecological disaster.

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Commentary: To keep the scope narrow, let’s break down the main planetary storyline outcomes. Our worlds are: Manaan, Kashyyk, Korriban, and “Can’t Be Star Wars Without It” Tatooine.

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Tatooine: That same damned corporation from Kashyyyk wants to infringe on indigenous lands again, and this time genocide is their answer. The light-side option is to make peace with the tribe, sparing them instead of bombing them into dust.

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@kaggames @crosshairlvr Reminder: This happened literally the night he was named “Darth Vader.”

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Clarification: Meatbag, unless it’s “I’m going to move on to something else because it just isn’t it for me anymore,” IDGAF.

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Observation: Well, shit. This started blowing up. Anyway, without any product to shill out: WATCH THE EXPANSE so I can get more seasons of it please and thank you.

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Addendum: As a lifelong EU fan, seeing cortosis in live action was cool as fuck. Anyone whining hates fun.

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Statement: Seeing how my Maker is trending, I just want to clarify for all of you meatbags: you do not have to know who Revan is to be a Star Wars fan. You do not have to know who I am. If you have at any point enjoyed Star Wars, you are a fan. Play nice or I will blast you.

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Reminder: Never forget that Legends continuity is still available for your consumption and enjoyment today and retains the same hold over movie and show canon as it ever has (little to no bearing whatsoever). Go! Read! Play! Enjoy! No one’s stopping you!

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Commentary: Out here, once again, imagining a world where the prequels dropped first, only for IV-VI to kill off fan favorite characters Obi-Wan, Yoda, and Anakin in three movies (with Yoda doing fuck-all in exile to boot). Truly, we missed some all-time reactions this way.

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Commentary: Regarding all the horny reactions to this droid’s appearance: You’re telling me, after all this time, that all I needed to do is put on a damn jacket to get laid???

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Statement: Absolutely this. There exists a parallel universe where George said “fuck it, we ball” and made his own sequels, and fans of the EU wept and gnashed teeth about how George killed it all and should have sold the franchise to some major studio instead.

@QuiGonJenna

QG Jenna 🖤

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It's odd to me when people say that Disney "threw away the post-RotJ EU stories" as if George wasn't planning on doing the same thing had he not sold SW & made his sequels instead. The Legends continuity is great! But it isn't canon, & it wouldn't have been w/ George either.

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Answer: This banger from last month. Killed my phone several times over and meatbags kept arguing about Rey in the replies for days.

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Jon

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what is y’all most liked tweet?

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@RVN1207 Query: Kreia, anyone? This is such a bonkers bait complaint by OP here.

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Mockery: Meatbag’s gonna lose his shit when he asks Harrison Ford who Han’s kids are in Legends and he gets “I don’t give a fuck” as the response. “CaSuAl!!!!”

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Commentary: I’m just saying, if a female character came out of nowhere today and had a resume of: - Solo stole Death Star Plans - Beat Boba Fett/bareknuckle boxed kell dragons - Picked up a lightsaber and slew 7 dark Jedi in a weekend Chuds would rename her Mary so fast.

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Query: How many ribs do you have to cut out to suck yourself off like this? No, Star Wars isn’t dead. And that has nothing to do with a clickbait grifter and his second-rate fanfics. There are plenty of whiners out there, but also plenty who are enjoying what’s out there.

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@JRCof863 @LucasSWGirl Commentary: That’s Star Wars, bb! We start pulling too hard at the edges, the whole thing comes unraveled.

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Query: Have you ever considered that the entirety of events at Jabba’s Palace and the Dune Sea is a microcosmic/spiritual retelling of ANH and foreshadowing the rest of ROTJ? It’s been rattling around my processors for days and I have to break it down. A thread: 🧵

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@beMyGfPlz @redditships Clarification: If you have never met this person and are planning to get a job at a place you feel she may frequent based on your own research just to meet her for the first time, you have crossed into stalker territory, meatbag.

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@RinTheMage Query: So we missed out on Obi-Wan’s training? Anakin’s? We accept that most Jedi get their training off screen, and we’re told specifically that Sabine’s didn’t go well. I don’t see how that’s a problem. The story *showed* her continue to struggle for several episodes.

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@ecw3mdiv @DomDiFurio Clarification: Alongside suggestions that kids under a certain age eat free, a key point in the argument is “the state” can’t have it both ways. A buffet is not a government entity and entirely irrelevant, but law enforcement of HOV lanes would be part of “the state.”

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Observation: Damn, that kinda blew up overnight. Uhhh, no product to plug, not getting to all the replies if my life depended on it so just leaving it at:

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Reminder: A year after Attack of the Clones, Tuskens were portrayed as sympathetic characters in Knights of the Old Republic. Also in the Kenobi novel and inevitably other old EU works (not to mention AOTC shows Anakin is unhinged here). It’s not a new (or bad!) development.

@ElsaCristinaC

Elsa Cristina

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In the novelization of Attack of the Clones, they tortured, mutilated, starved and beat Shmi with gaffi sticks for weeks, to the point that almost every single bone of her body was broken. And Disney want me to sympathy with them? FUCK THEM. I'm glad Anakin killed them all.

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Mockery: “TROS was the worst film of the decade!” Statement: Meatbags, it’s not even physically possible for it to be the worst film of December 2019.

@PopCrave

Pop Crave

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‘Cats’ was released 4 years ago.

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Statement: I am old enough to remember when these same types of meatbags were crying about Cara Dune being “another Mary Sue,” how it was “pushing a feminist agenda,” proof of Disney being “woke,” and gave her laser eyes in their YouTube previews. I wonder what changed… hmmm….

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Answer: (And yes, I know KOTOR is to blame for it): “Oh, that lightsaber color means they’re—“ Shhhhhhh. It was thrown in as a gameplay gimmick, don’t overthink most of them.

@darksidemae

dark side mae 😈❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈 #yordhorde acolyte era

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What popular Star Wars take has you going like this?

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@ediskrad327 Mockery: They’re not even missing subtext. Just text! Bold font, front and center, the entire point of what’s going on with Sabine and Ahsoka!

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Commentary: And just like that, Th*ory has jumped from “it’s always an annoying day when I remember your petulant ass exists” to “I sincerely hope you get sued into the ground.” What the actual fuck?

@PlasmaPistolCEO

Tallie Lintra Simp Account™

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@MarkHamill did this YouTuber ask for your permission to use your likeness for an AI deepfake in his YouTube series

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Mockery: If I gave you “Thoughts” on this, it would be more processing power than you have put into this entire series, meatbag. Keep fishing for engagement, I guess.

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@SWT_Channel Clarification: Yeah, they’re a key component of a functioning language, you moronic meatbag.

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@NiHatake1 Statement: [Influence: Success] It would be my genuine pleasure!

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@gothamisgoth Answer: YouTube would just fucking explode from the amount of rage grifters trying to get in on the action.

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@JodickeJan Clarification: Ten years prior to this, they concluded that Maul was a Sith, and pondered whether he was the Master or the Apprentice. They should’ve been on alert for the second one anywhere. Meanwhile here, no one suspects it’s Sith (working theory is “fallen Jedi”)

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@GameCharacterAI Reminder: If you’re having this much trouble getting it up, Viagra is significantly more discreet and less cringe than… whatever the fuck this is, meatbag.

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Statement: It’s Day 1 DLC, which is an absolutely inexcusable/garbage practice because the content is already there and ready. It’s coercion to push gamers into buying into a higher price point to avoid FOMO. Gross shit and shouldn’t be as normalized as it is.

@sw_holocron

Star Wars Holocron

3 months

The Jabba the Hutt mission in STAR WARS OUTLAWS is only available with a Season Pass

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@MatthewJ_Gaw Mockery: Revan forbid!

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@Spence_Mountain @SW_takes Clarification: Either because they love to pretend to be victims or because they are actual Nazis themselves. Or both.

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Analysis: Common Babyl*n Bee L

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@SenhorRaposa @JacobAWohl @realDonaldTrump Cautionary: Careful. This meatbag is fragile.

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@jersey12jrod Query: And why are you assuming this entirely hypothetical character wouldn’t have a similarly plausible backstory to explain her power?

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@charisedwardss Commentary: Both of you taking what should be one of the happiest moments of your lives to spread hate instead really doesn’t scream “happy, lasting relationship,” meatbag.

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Mockery: “Oh noOoOoOoO! The creatives on a project hope to surpass what has come before, whatever shall we do??” In other news: Water wet, sky blue, Mr. Done With Star Wars obviously isn’t, etc.

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Observation: Sounds like a fucking skill issue, meatbag. Real men aren’t scared of art that may challenge their preconceptions and even help them grow.

@tedcruz

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Um, Disney is announcing they don’t want any men (or boys, presumably) to go to the next Star Wars?? Have they ever actually met a Star Wars fan? #GoWokeGoBroke

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Requisition: Let it cook! Don’t take it out of the oven until it’s absolutely ready. I’ve got time.

@starwarstufff

Star Wars Stuff

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ANDOR season two has reportedly been delayed until early 2025 ()

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Mockery: “You can never go wrong with a Star Wars tattoo!”

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Commentary: Can’t believe I missed this playing KOTOR all these years!

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Amendment: I’m being informed that Chris Gore was involved in both of these, but “If you live long enough, you see the same eyes in the same people who need to move the fuck on with their lives” doesn’t quite hit the same.

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Answer: KOTOR clears with ease.

@trooper_2005

Sammy 💫

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Ultimate debate. Battlefront 2 or KOTOR?

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