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aubazette survivor, gabriel dos santos magalhaes enjoyer, collection of thoughts. priv: @k1llel0n

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might have to stan pinkpantheress
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@Noelle_SD @DMNTnasa when he wakes up in istanbul
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unimaginably rare tom garratt W it pains me to say it
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@pollen196 go little rockstar
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@milliehalls_ @shan_fuah ”I love hard” please love hard very far away from society
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@UnkleDell when they trade sock for some copper
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@KrangTNelson its decentralized thats why its so good come on man! *gets scammed* wont someone please centralize this shit
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@pinkpantheress2 I’ll make him get arra here
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@pollen196 oh hes getting paidddd i hope, pic unrelated
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@pradabIair umm your honor my client is very clearly giving not guilty
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@pollen196 It is not enough that i succeed, others must fail
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@raphousetv2 Their relatives when their birthdays are approaching
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@B_00_G @maliktomvs 13? 31 more like
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@RegistaCall I need someone to find the oldhead brazilian in his family that yaps to him about bobby charlton
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@DreamsOfDoom @mollyw_123 @willmenaker Live footage of a drug addict relapsing
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@tize4PF he putting that shit on though!!
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@bambooney Someone needs to tell them white man bad has been true since the beginning of time
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@USATODAY ”Heartbreaking: pig comes in contact with muslim’s food”
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@D4KAComps hes been like this😂
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@DangrDan @frazierapproves @DragonflyJonez yo the way this is written confuses me so much
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@grey990s i need that ghanaian blood to choose me like the symbiote
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@Ic3Evaa Just off how they play i can tell the coach is a prick
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@ziyanm_ he really said
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@superloafcat white ppl be like this is my son Tshadwick but struggle to pronounce Iraq
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@KrangTNelson also these guys always fall for the dumbest shit like they would totally fall for the ”type in your password it will be invisible” thing 5 year olds do on roblox
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@plainwhiteclaw 59 year old ”place, but japan” enjoyer wow
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@speziaIs they cant chat at all man ”hes disrespecting my kids” bro so are you😭
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@99Cooking This how i felt when they started saying ”W” and ”L” to everything
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@lifecrazyfr me when i have to stand for more than 30 minutes
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@TheWorkA_holic @tony_sam10 @lijahrios he, in fact, did not get away with one
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@1899INE we are well and truly back
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@Ic3Evaa how do you even become a journeyman in saudi arabia bro
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@Trujista most iconic least effective signature move oat😂
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@SJftbI 30 man squad with 1 game a week and Lukaku returning is peak cinema the Athletic articles will go platinum
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when you’re eating shit from a butt but its 80 less calories
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@DramaAlert Lunchables sells hundreds of millions of units and countless people eat it. Our goal is to give people a better for you alternative to it. Our turkey meal for example is 80 less calories, 60% less sugar, more electrolytes, we use real cheese they use “cheese product” (they can’t
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@JUNlPER Guy whos really mad at the sphere but only because its kind of distracting when hes playing golf
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@BesDMarx i like that he constantly denies being a zionist while also saying ”we jews have nowhere else to go but israel” like cmon man being a netanyahu hater isnt enough here
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@keyon This was the worst one they made them a cop lol
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@Evertxn Odegaard himself is only 4 goal contributions away from equalling Everton’s total league goals this season
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@Ic3Evaa this clip used to kill me he ruined pogbas mood in 0.2 seconds now hes acting like a saint😂
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@iamcobbina ”im taking it raw every night p.s when it slipped out i put it back in”
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@uncledoomer I can send my best guys to save Nacho
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@keyon that chicken is still alive
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@V1Loxzi Why the hell do you call yourself a big character basically admitting you didnt put your head down and work hard
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@keyon cocomelon reading this:
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@Flaminiesta When Salah breaks his fast mid game and he says “we are here to have a meal”
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@THR Netflix to introduce new plan which will only run shows and movies at set times, this means if you want to watch Ozark you will have to wait for when its on. Innovation
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@JoeMccoll5 you cant be a todd cantwell enthusiast on twitter and married for 24 years at the same time, these things are antithetical to each other
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@Trujista 38 points…
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@VOVCFC @CoinersTakingLs Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Misogynist Ape NFT $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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@micahhomgg @keyon THATS THE SAME PHOTOGRAPHER??
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@chiddyafc european mid table type countries get a good player and let them do whatever they want😂😭 alaba zinchenko kiwior
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@im4charliecrist I am Adolf Hitler commander of the third reich
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@artist0m0 ”how did you know im french”
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@CELLPHONECRYING @LaCienegaBlvdss Lets get these foxes fucking until they smell line air freshener, we did it with wolves too
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@hasanthehun ”How can i be a sexist my mom’s a woman”
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@SonnyGrandezza im going to the group leader first to ask if he wants two tickets for the CL final
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@JJDemonic mischievous men. they are up to no good.
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@buildupphase ”Me and Tite”
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@Ic3Evaa Dr Cugat btw, Pep is telling him use the Gen V
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@Locsgirls_ this looks like shit from a butt
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@JustinWhang @TheWapplehouse Silent majority bro they move in the shadows (reddit)
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@willsgardevoir hes like 14 years old his generation has NOT seen that video
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@hopkills Not even a movie guy but this whole bit of saying “sorry my favorite movie isnt a 4 hour long serbian movie about birds” to anyone who doesn’t instantly ejaculate and cry when Captain Glup Shitto appears in the post credit scene of a marvel movie, has been a disaster 2 discourse
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@guy_freire After scrolling past 100 ”civil war wasnt about slavery” tweets you can find some bangers
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@Culturecams van dijks ’aura’ defending post ACL
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@_Ryeal @fbgwayno You know you can go to jail for that right?
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@tize4PF 😭😭
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@ech0astral chief keef didnt start rapping until 0:50 on Save Me he just said aye over and over again for 50 seconds
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@bocxtop 9/11 killed more people in afghanistan than in america
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@SaycheeseDGTL why they keep arresting this dude knowing hes out in 2 seconds anyway
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@JUNlPER when the alcohol czar says something so boozephobic you gotta hit them with that alcoholic stare
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@TheTumboy Harden 50 points on 29% fgm and 24 free throws
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@afcstuff Have you tried not playing the same players for 5 years Jurgen perhaps you’d find that Saka at 21 recovers quicker than 49 year old Fabinho
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@Ebe4Eva This heatmap is nuts
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fack thought this was a parlay
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No electricity so may as well get some grub
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@NotPotBol communism is when you have two cows and big government takes the cows away to give you milk, i learned this from a tiktok slideshow
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@dreammchasinn @ShannadeJenee Nah what the hell is this tomfoolery
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@Iast_dayz ”yeah i listen to other genres” whole time its tame impala and frank ocean
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@willsgardevoir Massachusetts license plate
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@possiblythefall 6 Chicken nuggets one ice cream sandwich one PBJ one peek-a-boo CHEF!
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@itsCre_ this madden shit get serious be ready to die behind it
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@baehisn @OfficialPLT she announced it same day they broke up😭
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@fxzinho @chiddyafc You dont know where im from dawg
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@blandCinema @NotMslinehan @JUNlPER Or perhaps to be a slave in Mars
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@chiddyafc The real #14 was the friends we made along the way, take care brothers
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@wowthatshiphop Lol i see what you’re doing keep going they might realize how ridiculous they sound👀
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