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@99Cooking

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@99Cooking
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3 years
man what the hell
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i’m getting old and it’s happening in front of my very eyes
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me after peeping offset ig story and realizing that cardi b has a W gyat
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4 years
unemployment back
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In front of the hoes
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@southernpilled let me start sitting in the porch
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@SexyyRed314_ how you know bout that auntie
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4 years
Foreign isn’t a Playboi Carti song, he was a vessel for God in that recording studio. Why he chose him I don’t know but it’s not my place to question it
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@99Cooking
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2 years
next up red opps by 21 savage
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Atlanta We Have To Do Better Put The F****** Guns Down !!!!!
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11 months
you strict
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Lock that butt up too
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4 years
u better get that heartfelt conversation in before I smoke cause imma go mute
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3 years
first of all if I was in the quiet place universe and aliens dropped from the sky and started ripping people to shreds I would kill my self
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1 year
i’m 25 with a mohawk
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ria ✮
1 year
how would y’all describe your first heartbreak?
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1 year
@califortia damn ronald
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5 years
we close in 15 mins this lady just came in and set up a desktop
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4 years
I’m glad we’re past making beats with women moaning in em
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3 years
U can tell fauni rapping in between shifts at Dairy Queen
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5 years
Fellas is it gay to clearly define your dreams and goals
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No homo... but I wanna make a vision board.
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2 years
dropped the blunt 14 times it is what it is
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4 years
animal crossing won’t let me sag my pants
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4 years
@holykauron you will answer for this on the day of judgement
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6 years
at my girls father’s house complimenting his water pressure
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4 years
Who has the monkeys number I have a job for it
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5 years
@NotPlayygrl I be gettin knocked out on the regular
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1 year
this is what moving in silence looks like. look at how they label you after they peep game
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Jack Nicholson, 85, looks disheveled on LA balcony as he's seen for first time in TWO YEARS
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@MilfordLil this shit get ugly like roscoe dash
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9 months
please put that native deodorant down
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4 years
TW; White People
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4 years
a nigga like me learned not to idolize celebrities way back
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@99Cooking
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8 years
you ever be playin a game with someone and be so far ahead you start doin dumb shit cause you know you already won? That's Japan
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BREAKING: Domino's Japan is currently testing out a way to deliver pizzas via reindeer
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5 years
mmmmm
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3 years
@BootednTooted U not welcome back in New York
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Is This Real
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when u think u get ur period but it’s just this AHJDKKSLALALDJAK
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3 years
Katt Williams just said if you can’t adjust with the times n continue to be funny then you weren’t funny in the first place
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Kevin Hart says that comics feel censored and have lost the freedom once attached to their craft. “You’re thinking that things you say will come back and bite you on the ass. I can’t be the comic today that I was when I got into this.” (Source: )
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@imnotwellthanks me listening to music in front of my dad
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5 years
@Rico_nastyy I’m bout to FaceTime you
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@tobidire Carti got like 25 songs on streaming services lmao
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@VegaGotBands she got you in a figure four my brother
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6 years
niggas move mad sensual
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2 years
we got the warehouse skit actualized
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a whole video release to prove she not fonky kofkdkdjrkrkkdkdnkdksn voice cracking and all
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5 years
bae u think I got too much emotional intelligence
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7 years
real shit
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4 years
u stop smiling after 22
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5 years
math Professor has a thick accent again
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5 years
ogmaxb suspended my brothers and sisters we celebrate until dawn
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3 years
@KeefWithdaK
$hadow$🧑🏽‍💼
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If you ain’t never hit a bitch wit 60k+ followers you ain’t dat nigga you think you are
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5 years
9/11 been weighing on my mind a lot lately anybody (girls only) wanna talk about it
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4 years
gonna mail a google home to my enemy and let the surveillance state handle him
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1 year
@GL0RYG1RL your first bad nigga?
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5 years
is she fly or does she own a pair of big pants and some 1s
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4 years
Just asked baby about a couple of y’all
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5 years
nigga did I just catch u havin fun
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4 years
ok i did it
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4 years
Somebody please do this with baguettes in the face as well lmao
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This is my legacy
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you’re doing too much
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@beammeupblocki he strong as shit
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4 years
Them fighting in complete silence is killing me
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6 feet rule doesn't apply in the MTA
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@sexorciiism give me $509 or I’m telling him ur feet are fake
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5 years
white people racist as fuck til it’s time to find drugs
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4 years
the lesson here is to never ever look up to celebrities at any point in your life any reason at all
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3 years
Bald niggas in the car consistently the most horny niggas on this app
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@_Prettyyassh Why does this monster look like me🙄
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I’ve seen faster
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go back to moaning
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3 years
. @BOOSIEOFFICIAL what did u get
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@UnkleDell this tweet freaky af that wet ass slice
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@UnkleDell pocket watcher
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5 years
u should be allowed one moan in the barber chair
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2 years
what channel the game on tonight ?
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1 year
there has to be another Way
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U wanna get rid of a nigga? Stop washing your ass. Like completely. Just don’t bathe no more.
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5 years
voice cracked in front of the hoes 🤦🏾‍♂️
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2 years
black lives don’t matter cause niggas drink in a strip club
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Royce White calls out Ja Morant “This is not something that black people should be onboard with. We can't cry about 'Black Lives Matter' and the police using fatal force and shooting us in the streets but we drink alcohol at the strip club and play with a gun.” (Via Fearless)
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@mspeacherino u fine asl check dm
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I see why niggas be mad at me
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@semal333 yea what u tryna get into
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3 years
i lied. i don’t actually like sex. put your clothes back on im going to explain how big of an impact tapered denim has had on my life
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The iPhone 7 camera better than my actual eyes
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my mama graduated she a nurse now
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@muneytarz he was hurt fr
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nigga in the stall next to me wiping very aggressively
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2 years
me n this dude was racin n I left him so shitty
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I am really serious about smokin crack idk bout y’all
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@CNN
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Diego, a giant tortoise whose unstoppable libido was credited with saving his species, has finally retired to an uninhabited island off the coast of Ecuador after decades of service in a breeding program.
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@D5iveGG Hall of fame QuickDraw
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4 years
stop putting black people getting killed on my timeline, thank you
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8 years
If u girl liked to be choked while yall fucc just put summ popeye biscuit in her mouth with no drink it work every time
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4 years
2nd wave gon hit harder than crack
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Friday night (6/12), St. Mark’s Place
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uzi leaks do not concern me I have a 401k
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I get it now
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wifisfuneral buns keep it movin
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3 years
Watching him create revisionist history about his old music in real time is blowing my mind
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