A @GunninMessiah Twitter profile

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

Update - we’re getting MARRIED 🫶🏽🥹

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

I’m going out for dinner with someone tomorrow. It will be a table for three because my pimple decided to join in last minute. #FirstWorldProblems

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

Number plate - AMM 760 A guy in his late 30s followed me all the way from lake city exit to defence p4 exit. Honked at me ✅ Signaled me to lower my window ✅ Asked for my phone number ✅ Tailgated me ✅ Just another day in the land of pure What a terrible day to be a woman

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

Today at ethnic In Y block, around their closing time the store manager screamed “Shabaash team” and all the staff returned the gesture with huge grins on their faces. What a delightful sight to witness. Loved that he made their day with two words.

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

Me listening to my boss’s end of year speech because I want my salary on time.

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

I’m going out for dinner with someone tomorrow. It will be a table for three because my pimple decided to join in last minute. #FirstWorldProblems

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

Now that I’m not single anymore, it’s raining men. WTF.

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

@purplyknow @anaaresistanam @sooploops You right here are playing a big part in oppression by assuming. Congratulations 👏🏽

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

@wajih_abbasi He saw me at a Signal and did not stop following me. Tailgating, stalking and honking are big offences in many countries. It’s hazardous and are not acceptable even as road rage. Doing that for 21 km is harassment. Consider not giving your opinions at all if thats how you think

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

Little words of encouragement go a long way in team building.

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

@messimerize10 Pimple ofc

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

@WillStabLovinly Your maths and my maths are the same maths.

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@GunninMessiah

3 years

@Umairmirza I can’t even count the amount of times I have been harassed sitting next to men on flights. Men should be the ones taking a careem because they can’t keep their hands to themselves.

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

Dad said something once (on deciding partners) and it stuck with me forever - your decision is the best decision. People will say what they want to say. What you choose for you is going to be the best choice in the world. 🫶🏽

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

Me, about to leave my job because I NEVER get paid on time. What a waste of energy. 😤

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2 years

Me listening to my boss’s end of year speech because I want my salary on time.

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1 year

@CrabstickFusion 🤣🤣

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

Miss winter time. Only time when my humour was new to my colleagues. They’re used to it now. Time to get them fired.

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

Winner winner chicken dinner

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@GunninMessiah

5 years

I'm a halal version of a Harami. A halami.

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

Just a precaution to Islamabadis. So many Lahori fbwoys are now entering your territory. This news is brought to you by IG stories

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

I’m so glad that my brothers and sisters are actively working on themselves to become better siblings and parents. They’re breaking toxic generational patterns. Happy to have the best support system. That being said, if you’re someone who wishes the same, then start with yourself

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@GunninMessiah

3 years

@BurhanA93190131 @Lanaschild_ Are you the sisters “ghussay wala” brother? 🙂🙂

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

@futbolesqueAFC That’s what I did. I doubt they will do anything about it tho.

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

Joined the gym for the first time ever after convincing myself for 5 years.

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@Kaarichawal

1 year

I honestly can't choose but I keep coming back to this one because I took this with my phone. On days when I am constantly comparing my art to someone else's, I remind myself that I did this with a broken camera and the black leather on my sofa as the background.

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

The scariest thing I have done in my life is cross a road in Pakistan.

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

Help me find this guy. Met him at his parents wedding anniversary dinner he was dancing with women in pink dresses. I broke a vase and his dad kicked us out. He was so annoying and wouldn’t stop winking at me but I think I might like him a little now.

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

It’s been 11 years since my Nani’s passed away, plucked up the courage to visit her house this year. It’s not the same. It will never be the same.

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

Love the love people have for others when they’re drunk. It’s so natural and in abundance.

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

Love it

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

So glad this charcuterie board was also a part of my shaadi date setting day 💃🏽🕴🏽

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

Its the sinking feeling that hits at night, makes me wonder where I went wrong and what could have been but it’s truly not in my hands. So I leave it to Him, this alone gives me hope knowing that He has been super gracious and will continue to be. He promised and He will listen.

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

Random urge to scream shakira shakira throughout the day

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@GunninMessiah

3 years

@PTIofficial We cannot compare rape cases cause many aren’t recorded in the system. Many happen in rural areas and villages where panchayat doesn’t even take them into account. So on what basis and numbers are we comparing these cases? It shouldn’t even be about comparison. Women want safety

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

Prolly my last Eid at home and it’s lowkey killing me inside

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

Heard someone say “The worst boss I’ve ever had is when I worked for my dad”. I couldn’t stop laughing at how dead serious they were while saying this 🤣

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@GunninMessiah

3 years

How are people vacationing 6 times a year? Do they not have work?! Who funds them? I want answerzzzz

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

I miss Saudi so much this Ramadan. The food, people, food, iftar parties, did I mention food? Last but not least, the food 🤤 🥹

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

My google is from Islamabad 🍔

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

Adil MD

@adilmdar

1 year

Post a picture you’ve taken that looks like a painting

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

My moms getting the Eid dinner table setup by a famous company called mychildrenaremyslaves and they do an amazing job! 🫠

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

You get the best of both worlds when you’re an insomniac

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

@chaibiskuit That’s a very soothing blue color

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

Thought I’d never fall for an Aitchisonian, yet here I am. It’s too late now 🥹😂🫶🏽

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

Arsenals back to being Arsenal. Shitheads giving us false hope since forever

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

My friend called me just to say “I hope you have a good day at work” because I work on Saturdays and nobody deserves to work on Saturdays. 🥹😭

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

Easy guys, don’t want my boss to find out about my Twitter. Phir no salary for the rest of my life.

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

A when I’m bored B when my back is hurting C when I’m using my phone D when I’m about to honk at someone E when I’m on canal or ring road F only psychos drive like this G when JLo is playing H when I drive behind my sister I when my dads in the passenger seat

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

When an ex PM is not safe in his own house and the establishment has shown us that they can fuck you over as they please, then what makes you think you’re safe in your homes? The government influences peoples behaviour. People will also do as they please.

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@GunninMessiah

3 years

My great great greatest grandma and her friends dinosaur

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

When you hurt me, you think you hurt me you POS

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

Shocked to the core after watching a girl get bullied in a school. Those who stood around to make videos, silently reinforcing their (bullies) behaviour do not realize how much power they held at that moment. Without them, the bullies would die.

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

My parents are not too happy that I want to attend my friends wedding in Lebanon (wait for it) because of security reasons… Bruh we live in pakistan!?! 🥹😂😭

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

Can’t even trust your guy friends in Pakistan. Might as well just fucking die inside these four walls of my room until I don’t get out of this 365 days of thirst fest.

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

Read this somewhere “ I identify as a non taxable person” and same.

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

Only the real ones know

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@GunninMessiah

11 years

My moms friend thinks im in love because i dont talk alot. #SwagLogic

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

I hope he rots in deepest pits of hell. I hope anyone who’s like him suffer tragedies in this world and hereafter.

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

Interstellar’s theme music can make average sky look beautiful

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

Pakistani startups lack corporate training. No matter how many strategies you make and no matter how much you monitor your stats, without training your employees, you’re driving the company at the speed of 0km/h.

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

The amount of times I have put myself in a dangerous situation, only to provide solid entertaining stories for my friends the next day, is uncountable.

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

Just cause my mothers husband is blessed with smooth legs doesn’t mean she has the right to say anything to my very desi legged husband 😤

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

Today I found out all the boys in my old friend group were cheating on their gfs who are now their wives. GOOD fucking riddance

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

Wanted to finish the season I’m watching currently but decided to paint instead. Glad I did what I did. I shall clean my closet and bake some cakes now. Bye bye from old me.

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

I just realized when I’m trying to break ice with someone over chat, I always rhyme the last words. For example - when Ben? Awesome mausam, fit scene jelly bean, my most recent one is later hater and I’m just hoping I get a text back 🥹

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

This tree covered four sides of boundary walls of our house in Saudi 🫶🏽 most beautiful time of the year.

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karachi rn

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

#ImamAli

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

Alizeh randomly asking me if I have ADHD at a food festival made me rethink all of my life decisions

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

Anything and everything I put on my highlight on instagram is for the time when I’m older and would want to look back on how it was years ago and how far I’ve come.

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

Open this snap after roza disclaimer hona chahiye

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

My aunt doesn’t let me leave her house without eating something. That’s her way of showing love. The only way also.

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

@SalmaMarwat Say yes to being open minded and accepting peoples choice of clothing.

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@GunninMessiah

3 years

I was eating a sandwich yesterday and Idk why but it was taking ages to finish so I crumpled the whole thing and put it in my mouth only to realize boss’s boss was standing behind me the whole time. I hope he learnt something new or else that’d be a waste of trick

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

I woke up today with one goal and that was to get to work on time. I ended up doing an interview about my workplace for a tv channel instead. Everyday is a happening one in pakistan 😂Can’t wait to cringe at myself when it goes on air. 🤡

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

I’m in random peoples close friends list and it’s painful to watch sometimes.

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@GunninMessiah

11 months

Going on about my usual day with little snippets of Gaza on my mind. No work, no gig and no meeting is as important as what’s happening in 🇵🇸 right now. Trying to make a habit of saying a small collective prayer with the people I meet right after saying hi or Salam. 🍉

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

She’s not wrong but I don’t want to be right either.

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2 years

Woke up feeling restless today. Turns out there’s a name for this feeling. It’s called the “anniversary effect” its a collection of disturbing feelings, thoughts, or memories that can occur on or around the anniversary of a traumatic event.

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@GunninMessiah

3 years

@PTIofficial We want harsher punishment for people who commit heinous crimes. We don’t want words. We want actions.

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

Getting tea from my bestie who’s halfway across the continent celebrating her honeymoon. Someone tell her husband very politely that I’m here to stay 🤣

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@GunninMessiah

3 years

Not all men. I agree because it’s all men and some women too.

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@GunninMessiah

3 years

Appreciate my early morning 5 second humour please. #Ykiyk

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4 years

Another one (in Dj Khaleds voice)

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

Wasted my day watching living on the edge reels. Painfully wonderful

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2 years

My life my rules my gamla my phool

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

Only people who support Andrew Tate are applauding what achraf hakimi did

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

Gòod morghning from my famille to yoùrs

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1 year

What was that last minute tho? What was the whole match even?

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

My dads too cute. He’s juggling cricket and PTI stress side by side like It’s a full time job.

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1 year

Clients who call on Sundays have a special place reserved in hell. Their punishment will be - every time, when they’re about to sleep the phone will ring on loud, right next to their ears.

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@GunninMessiah

2 years

For those who have seen the big white Bukhari house in phase V. I was driving past by it and 6 yo niece shrieks in excitement “👉🏼 looooook hotel Transylvania” 😂🥹🫶🏽

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2 years

@wajih_abbasi Sad life

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1 year

Only Pakistani dads can look happy and angry at the same time

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1 year

This thread keeps getting better

Folkloristan

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Thank God we're Pakistani!

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2 years

My opinion has to be reiterated by a man for it to be heard by other men in a meeting. Otherwise it’s just background noise floating in air.

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

We’re all going through it

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@thechosenberg

1 year

Brother is going through it

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1 year

Yes, but no other water bottle could Store cold water for so long.

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@busynesswoman_

1 year

Even in childhood my fashion sense didn't allow me to carry this ugly bottle at school

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@GunninMessiah

5 years

I was speeding and the police with camera outside garrison club just gave me a thumbs up. I was very confused but happy they didn't stop me. Ff today there's a chalan on the table and my dad thinks it's him bc the picture is unclear loool. Am I going to hell for this?

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@GunninMessiah

3 years

I have a very bad memory. When people leave memories also leave 😖🙃

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@Heyitshassan

3 years

Sometimes "Nostalgia" hits you so hard. A name, a perfume, a shirt, a watch, a chair, a keychain, a song, a place, a book, even a specific smell. It appeares and boom. You had a special connection and it hurts when you're no longer attached with that same feeling, so helpless

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2 years

Sound the alarm 🚨 Ramadan Kareem my lovelies Time to cleanse 💪🏽

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@GunninMessiah

1 year

Found a Greek god in my room last night. Might as well just keep him. Meh

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