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Misanthropic realist. ۞

Joined August 2009
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"Mormons aren't Christian" are the porn bots of l religion X
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@ScottAdamsSays Does anyone actually like Newsom? He oozes slease
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@BillyM2k @elonmusk Warren only paid 5k in taxes??? I don't make nearly as much as her and I paid more.
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@OrwellNGoode It wasn't even a one night stand.
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@ChoooCole @elizableu @JeffBezos @washingtonpost @elonmusk If conservatives think it's important, liberals must think it doesn't exist. Thems the rules. And I know, "conservative" is anyone not 100% agreeing to the current liberal thing
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LDS. I don't want to be right, but we are in 3 Nephi chapter 6 right now, and Chapter 7 isn't far away. Are you ready?
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@BigPermMoney @DelusionPosting Neither do most sex workers, yet they rent it out anyway.
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@GBaldy62 @estherk_k Underrated tweet
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@Jclearfield2 @mustangkid45 @DelusionPosting It's literally colonization of language by white liberals who complain about colonization
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@OKWildlifeDept It's been nearly an hour. Time to throw away your phone. Get a burner, change your name and hitch hike cross country to become a register clerk at a small family owned grocery. There is no other recourse.
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Annual reminder, when the UK starts complaining about heatwaves and Americans with their A/C, these are the temps they are calling a "heatwave".
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@WurD_Is_BonD @__B__S___ How do you know how dog tastes?
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I think about this a lot...
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@RealSpikeCohen He never even allowed replies, because apparently, a politician should never hear what the people think...
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Ok, Cathbros, Prots and Orthos, here's your chance to clearly explain to a "Mormon" your concept of the Trinity, defining all the terms in such a way as a poor deluded non Christian can understand. Go on. Convert me.
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Mormonism is not Christianity. As much as I love Mormons, it would be an insult to Christ to pretend they are the same.
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Why won't my shelf break?
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@BradRTorgersen It's always the same thing. They keep celebrating the same "firsts" because they can't admit there's not a lot to fight for anymore. But doing so disrespects those whose shoulders they stand on.
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@kiracantmizz Best cartoon parents
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The more I think about this, the more absurd this argument is. Like, are you going to fly to Nairobi, find a poor person and buy them a goat? Or are you just going to buy a goat and give it to some panhandler on 5th Ave? Or are you mad its the Church? They list their...
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I had this crazy idea guys, hear me out. You know those Light The World: Giving Machines? So it’s like that, except there’s no machine that people have to pay money to use, and we literally just give those items to people in need. Thoughts?
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@BasedAnglo3 @OrwellNGoode English women... Faces that launched a thousand ships...
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It's amazing that people are terrified that white elite liberals will shut them out of liberal dominated elite education because of the color of their skin... Because MAGA, of course.
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Oh? You're moving across town? Oh. its Today? Oh, you want the EQ to help you move? Oh, you heed someone to rent you a uhaul the day they are all closed? Oh... uh huh... ok....
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Joseph Smith was a prophet of God, and Russell M Nelson is God's literal prophet today.
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What is denied by many people but it is actually 100% real?
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@OKWildlifeDept Now I need my boss to accept that I'm hibernating for the next 4 months
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@wrong_speak @libsoftiktok At what point did educators start thinking any of this was ok to bring into the classroom? There was kinky stuff when I grew up in the 80s, we went to Rocky Horror every weekend, but not once did my Health teacher start talking sex positions, paraphernalia, or bring in a stripper
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"That's not in the Bible!" *Shows where it's in the Bible* "Excuse me for not knowing the Bible!"
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What is this Power she wants so badly? The power to serve others? The power to spend hours in meetings away from families? The power to listen to the broken hearts of people in pain and suffering? The power to come early, stay late, and clean up after? Does she even know?
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Further thoughts on the LDS power structure: When men get higher callings, they are immediately labeled as “humble servants.” When women ask for simple representation, they are called “power hungry.”
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I wonder if women realize that if we husbands spoke to them the way they speak to us, they would leave us in a heartbeat?
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@greg_price11 @Julio_Rosas11 1944 Germany propoganda got nothing on today.
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I'm going to be clear. If I see a child/youth/young adult dressed immodestly, I'm not judging them. I'm judging the parents. All the day long. The kids don't know what they haven't been taught. The kids don't value what they don't appreciate. The kids don't choose what they
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@BreakerRepair @libsoftiktok @DrydenSchools Yeah ok. You're someone I'll take a reference from. Sure.
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@Tybernicus17 @Rothmus Don't worry.... It's already closed.
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Unpopular opinion: As much as we are overjoyed at the acquisition of the Kirkland temple and other historical assets, it's unbecoming to rub in the reasons for the sale. The CoC are still our cousins and we should respect their loss.
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@Rothmus @ERICSORENSEN @elonmusk @Tesla @UAW @chevrolet Fauci IS Science! The literal embodiment. The avatar of Science. The high priest. The prophet.
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The world: Polyamory is hip and cool and the way things are going. Also the World : Ewww Mormons practiced poligamy 120 years ago. Gross. Getting your groove on with lots of women? Cool. Marrying and supporting them all? Gross
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Is your relationship ready for polyamory? 6 signs that point to yes
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Wait, I thought the Canon was closed as of Revelations (not chronologically, of course, since John wrote other things after that...)
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@JackPosobiec Never even heard the sniper one, and a Google search for DC sniper returns old stuff for half a page.
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When I was young, reading the Bible and Revelations, I wondered how the entire world could be gathered against Israel to battle? Surely there would be nations like our own who would continue to stand behind the Jewish people? Now I'm seeing it in real time. It's appalling.
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A former AP from my mission is now a mission president. He convinced two other APs (one a former mission president) to come serve with him. They are under yet another AP who is over the region. Now my former mission president is going to serve under him.
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LDS Twitter, I'm going to need your prayers. My wife just got released from primary and called to Relief Society counselor. It's going to be rough...
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Ok. One more strictly for the LDS. When Korihor built up a following. God didn't strike all of them mute, just the leader, and his followers all repented when they saw what he did. The same thing with Sherem. Only the leader was punished, the rest had a change to change When..
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If you know where this is, we can hang.
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@AP Niel Young saw this and needed to be relevant...
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Radical LDS thought What if the Skin of Blackness on the Lamanites wasn't race, but tattoos?
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No tattoos: non-conformist
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@realMrUnPop @IAmAaronWill ... And they stopped getting invited to *those* parties
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Marvel in 5 years
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Just .. don't try explaining how I'm wrong. You don't understand LDS theology, and you get it wrong every single time. Stick to your own. Convince me.
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@wrong_speak @SydneyLWatson Not just the tyrants, but the media enablers.
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@EricCMeadows You mean....
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@Rothmus Ruth has previously been arrested for tampering with cameras. In October, he was charged with criminal tampering and obstruction for using an extension rod to push several red light cameras up to the sky, so they could not catch violators.
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@TheDanPeters @DelusionPosting How's that black Cleopatra working out?
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@GPrime85 A reminder just how far north Europe actually is compared to the US...
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@stone_toss My 13 yo boi....Chippy...
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Whelp.... This one is unhinged...
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@USMiniTru Gas prices are at the lowest highest point in history and falling further up. Thank Biden!
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@boomereng @adityaag When the accusation becomes meaningless, what reason is there to feel shame?
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I do not have faith in my bishop I do not have faith in my Stake President I do not have faith in Russell M Nelson I do not have faith in Joseph Smith I do not have faith in the Book of Mormon I have faith in Jesus Christ My faith in Him helps me sustain all the others.
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@Runefaust Literally
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@LegendaryEnergy Don't want a cake, don't make a cake. Don't throw flour sugar eggs milk and baking powder into a bowl, blend it up and shove it in the oven. That simple.
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@cnviolations My grandma's name was "Password"
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@poiematics @KyleTrainEmoji Oh honey, your plane going down would be the royal icing on the diabetes cake.
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If you don't see this in the Epstein Logs, you are really not paying attention.
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And my fellow LDS, don't debate them. Don't argue, let them make their case. Ask them to define their terms, explain their doctrine in plain English language, but don't fight. There's plenty of that going on
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Babe, let's go to the temple this afternoon for sealing.
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Why do these people persist in accusing us of things we don't believe?
Joseph Smith is not God. Repent and believe in the true Jesus
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If you haven't heard becoming like Christ in every single talk this Conference, I don't know what conference your watching.
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So far #ldsconf seems to be hyper- focused on telling @Ch_JesusChrist members to be better at covenant-keeping, temple-attending, garment-wearing, meeting-attending all for celestial and temporal blessings. Not a lot about being Christlike.
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When they come for me, I shall not recant.
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@madsphotos @RepMTG So, what do you think about the Supreme Court Roe leak?
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People who think LGBT+ sealings or women ordained to the Priesthood are the same thing as the reversal of the blacks holding the Priesthood do not understand the Doctrine of the Dispensation. Joseph Smith opened this latest dispensation. Each dispensation has it's own ...
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@WurD_Is_BonD @__B__S___ You said pork is just like dog. How else was I supposed to take it?
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Never ask a "Mormon" where they come from. We have charts
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@frozenaesthetic This only goes back 12 generations, but there's more .. England, Scotland, Ireland, Denmark, Sweden, Germany, Prussia, Northern European mutt, basically.
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@cliffmathew @ThePlanetaryGuy 🙄🙄🙄 It's not a filter. It's lens flare from a point source as a result of the mirror geometry. To remove it would yield images more altered than the frequency shifted ones shown.
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@ddogsbbq @reddit_lies Whoo says it's not coming?
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@HazelAppleyard_ Wife needs to bail now. And not leave a forwarding address
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I don't get the seething anger at this statement but Pres Nelson. They are literally not taking counsel from someone who obviously believes differently from them. They are doing the thing.
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The Early 80s Avengers we deserve
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@monipridragon12 @HazelAppleyard_ And this There are probably others.
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productive and provocative and much learning and council was to be had. The clothes do not matter. What matters is what you bring in Spirit, experience, and understanding. And donlt schedule meetings on Tuesday.
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@AlrightAngle @CSMFHT That's my uncle Leto, naked wearing a black mask. Take this down
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Can't wait to hear only half of Elder Kiernan's talk repeated back to me by people who consistently ignore the other half.
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@SereneSquirrel @HazelAppleyard_ She's a bi-woman who wants to pretend she's a man. Which doesn't work if she's with a lesbian.
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As a building Architect, (as opposed to software architect) this thread gives me a seizure.
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"i have 10 years experience building stable, reliable, maintainable software systems" the software systems:
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@KimIversenShow I'd suggest a Christian, Jewish and Islamic theologian panel. They all have various takes on end time prophecies.
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My family is discussing lax garment wearing standards after Turkey Dinner. How's yours going?
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@PogSocky @LPofMN @POTUS Funny. Medical malpractice kills more people than guns in the US by a wide, wide margin....
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@astro_jaz You might not be able to see it, but you can listen to it.
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@AltAcco07044680 @MookieB02198460 @libsoftiktok Then shipped them off to a military base for someone else to deal with...
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@JonThePatriot @GPrime85 I'm guessing you haven't heard about this whole thing that we can change the climate (and thus the weather) of we just give enough money to people who already have most of it.
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@AP_Oddities I hope the police filed his complaint in the same location.
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