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When words are your only medium, choose carefully. Hyperbole dealer. Opinions may be exaggerated and are subject to change.

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Joined August 2021
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@1872Stu_ They only have to because folk like you are defending this. Our government need to pander to the bloodthirsty.
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@MsResJudicata @DrProudman "Working royal" 😂
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@liamCFC18 @freddiew05 @leotaylor06 @JWGv400 @sufcBilly So two of the "mongs" he mentioned? Don't like the word though
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@its_jtb This bit annoys me more than it should 😂
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@MGM55892824 @BladeoftheS Give him your club card
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@LeSouness It's our city. We'll do what we like.
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@MsResJudicata @DrProudman The idea of a working royal just makes me laugh. As I said in my tweet. I'll happily do the job for a fraction of the cost.
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@amateurartmom @zedverism211 @PosyPot @racquelgates @unexplainaweird If she's stringing him along enough for him to propose, I hope she's stuck in an awkward position.
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@ggh1992 You got a non-pen and 0 yellows. How much more help do you need?
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@RockyWasYer @Nick_Pettigrew Haughty blue tick wanker.
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@ClydeSSB Kenny Miller is a disgrace
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@MyArrse My guy
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@BladeoftheS Almost brought a tear 👍 just shows how starved of truth we are.
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@alexxortv @Gentilenewsnet You think the Nazis were left wing? 😂🤦‍♂️
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@ChrisMcL16 You lied. You lied several times. The you created a fake gofundme and robbed well-meaning bears. Yet here you are. All if Rangers twitter should want you rooted out.
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@StucknDaMid @CupOfAdelaide @PopBase Doubt they'll get wifi down there.
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@MRA_ResourceHub @NuclearTux @lporiginalg I hate blanket statements like this. It just shows arrogance. There's always at least one outlier.
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@sackthebored The IRA were in response to Colonialism. Israel is the Colonial power here. False equivalence, read a book.
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@willytownsly No Surrender eh 😂 You've given us the National team? What's next? The country.
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@CitizenUddin @adamstan91 Aye I heard there's a creep walking around filming cars.
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@GM1872_ Clement straight up the tunnel with no handshake. Typical Hun. Get it right up you.
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@d3estiiny @PicturesFoIder I'd never have survived on that island without my trusted Patek Philippe.
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@turasatana1 @Football_Scot It is. I'm confident there's a gulf.
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@Football_Scot I won't be back at Celtic Park or buy any merchandise until this is revoked.
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@MBS1872__ Why shouldn't he use his name? He's the VAR official. The referee team made 3 big errors. 2 penalties and a red that shouldn't have happened. That needs a performance review.
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@alexjhurley @birch1988 He crossed the give-way line while there was oncoming traffic.
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@AJC__67 @CelticFC He could have meant "instead of on your head" You made it weird.
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@JuanCPineda @fesshole Doesn't make a lot of sense in English English either.
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@aboutceltic Alistair Johnston, take a bow 👏
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@SunKen_Homie @MsResJudicata @DrProudman Are you offering me the role? I can start on Monday.
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@JagerBradley @MileHighMurphy_ @Dexerto Then don't have an implant installed 🤷‍♂️
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@ScotlandSky @SkyFootball Best Right Back in Scottish football history btw 😂
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@RossLee_ @BpdLion @LBC Which one of these adonises are you?
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@JosephC727 @JD676767 You can't even write in English. Political discussions are beyond you.
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@AdiZonga @a_rhythym @BladeoftheS Unless you have a warehouse full of butter, I doubt it.
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@Gersfan1983uk @MOYOURMEADOW @skzaaylzeigh Worse than mocking the disabled?
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@MagMagda12345 @fasc1nate So you know better than the researchers who work on this stuff?
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@truthse81193207 @BBCScotlandNews "Biting off your nose to spite your face" comes to mind.
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@ibroxrocks All of this to deflect from the fact you got pumped and only made it look competetive after a free-kick in the 88th minute. This is after weeks of telling us what you were going to do. You couldn't beat us with our 4th choice CB
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@richysouth @hannahrosewoods So working from home should be made illegal? Wait until you hear about people who are born in to money and never have to work.
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@hellznobro @alexxortv @Gentilenewsnet It's pretty clear. Unless you want to obfuscate the issue. The Nazis were a far-right group.
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@kostralee @PeterSweden7 Someone could have looked at the fire when it broke out and went "that's an electric car on fire" Save you an investigation.
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@empireenjoyer10 @ccount5775 We're all from Africa.
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@AMG1872 Sent to the third-tier? No, you were allowed to enter the league system in the third-tier. Your wily ways don't work on us.
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@AdiZonga @a_rhythym @BladeoftheS What's the price? I need numbers, Adi. I have 3 guys ready to drive down at a moments notice.
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@Allgrassturf Bet they specifically asked for a blue tractor
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@amberist__ @Fiat_vs_Crypto @NoContextBrits Says the absolute vodka 🤦‍♂️
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@mjisonone @Arron2Smith Switch the genders. Now imagine it's your daughter.
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@GoodIDeaDudes @HumansNoContext I still have an old iPhone with flappy bird installed. Why don't we start the bidding at say, 10 million dollars?
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@brz_1872 That's like me getting in Ronnie O'Sullivans face after beating him in a game of pool after 12 pints.
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@DeeONea78536947 @Markbull2 @PeterSweden7 How to traumatise your kids 101.
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@MikeStewart79 @JaneyGodley Never liked her but she's not wrong here
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@RockyWasYer @Lewis_Calvert17 @Nick_Pettigrew Why are you reporting him? Snowflake generation paying to have their opinion above others.
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@proterfside @G0DD3SSofCR1NG3 @ejmatthew @BunnyNut @JaneyGodley @RapidSpud You need to be clearer in your explanations. A term's definition shouldn't reference social media.
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@morry247 @STVNews State of you 😂
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@klext @chi_agozie7 @PicturesFoIder It's because we have higher resolution screens. Displaying 720p on a 1440p screen will look much worse than on a 720 or even 1080 screen. On an older 720p screen it still looks good.
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@tricyclemayor Still banging on about it?
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@fesshole All these folk incensed at the idea of a tradesman not paying his taxes. Half of them will have amazon prime etc. It's fine if they dodge billions but not a few grand.
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@alexjhurley @birch1988 He's also cycling on the lane divider. Which he's not allowed to do unless entirely necessary and safe. It's neither.
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@anguishh13 @melvinfrancisug @thatsinsane__ Get used to it? I don't really have an issue with it. I just found it quite jarring to read. Feel like I'd be in a lot of trouble if I'd said it.
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@ClydeSSB Aw the currents blowing their load prematurely, love it 😁😂
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@John_Howieson So they bought a low-end coffee machine and an ipad cover? Where's the story? Mind-blowing levels of propaganda.
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@BridgetVallely @AbdullaAlJumali Where in Ireland is Ontario?
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@bobf1984 @cfcjoe1888_ Northern Ireland isn't in Britain. They're not British 😂
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@Brodie_1988 There's no way you think this is the same as a Celtic manager gifting a Celtic top to anyone. She's wearing a Rangers top the her Queen's funeral. It's sacrilege. It's hilarious 😂
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@ruaraidh1985 @aboutceltic @RFC_1872__ Or you got outbid by a bigger club. It happens.
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@callumbosaurus @Herring1967 You will never take home less by earning more. You only pay the higher rate on earnings above the threshold. Why is this so difficult for people to understand?
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@proterfside @ejmatthew @BunnyNut @JaneyGodley @RapidSpud Which is a simplified version of colloquialism. Informal language predates twitter.
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@theperthamateur @Record_Sport They're not biodegradable? Then they'll be fine. Gather them up and donate them to the local tennis club. Sorted.
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@Pete4812 @Draven1sm We've got a boxing genius here, lads.
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@staalicar72 @fitbatweets Pretty cynical take. Celtic was formed as a charity, which has led them to having a massive support throughout Scotland and the world. Being a Celtic fan was, to me, synonymous with being socialist and empathetic. So aye, I'm a celtic man.
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@GaryMcEwan72 @DealyPlazaEcho I think we should ban both from marching on public roads. Parks or private property could be used if people want it to continue.
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@JohnstonChicky @staylorish @Mo_ChridheBeag If Sam replies to this with something honest and sensible, I'll donate £100 to his charity of choice.
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@CelticIg Pretty sure calling tens of thousands of fellow fans "dicks" is disgusting. He fed us what we wanted to hear, we lapped it up. We're a little hurt and embarrassed. We'll move on.
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@JohnnyOldfield5 @NassimAitkaci @vomnox @historyinmemes You haven't taken in to account the numerous other variables.
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@7Mackers @STVNews 5 year in office
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@willytownsly You've given up on your National team and allowed your sworn enemies to take over. But no Surrender.
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@PastaBeanFras @Football_Scot The surely you know the difference between quite and quiet.
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@BoyAboutTown83 Fair play Pablo 👏
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@FTM1042 @DT__92 The guy with a flag on his umbrella? I agree 😂
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@LeSouness Last minute Christmas shopping. It's like when you rush to the chemist before it closes 🎄
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@AdiZonga @a_rhythym @BladeoftheS Adi, I'm getting the feeling you're unwilling to give me a price. I'm starting to lose faith in this deal.
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