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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

4 months

I’ve seen enough, I’m announcing my candidacy for the presidency. Ask me anything

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

3 months

Manny isn’t actually a bad brother, and the slander and suffering on his part needs to stop

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

4 months

@HeffleyRoderick Me personally, I have nothing to apologize for

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

21 days

They canceled our school play because of this, can you believe it?

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

2 months

This is real, this actually happened

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@3letter_

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

2 months

This fan fic has done more damage to my rep than the fucking cheese

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

4 months

@Pete2Shawn @TeamTrump You’ll mail donations to a criminal but you don’t think that protected mail-in ballots are legal

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

3 months

@HeffleyRoderick The Hub had French horn lesson, don’t spin this

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

3 months

Not an April fools joke, this happened

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

2 months

I lived bitch

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

21 days

@Exctagen If zoophilia is valid, then why does nobody outside of zoophiles agree. With every other group there are outsiders that agree, but nobody wants to touch y’all with a 39 foot pole. Every source can’t be biased, and every social norm can’t be wrong. I think you may be wrong, no?

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

6 months

@FranklinHeffley Thank god

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

29 days

Can confirm, the towers are no more

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

29 days

@hereforthezoo Don’t care, didn’t ask, animals can’t consent, can hate zoos while supporting minorities and women, you’re going to hell, + ratio

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

28 days

Thank you Donald, very cool

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

16 days

@zooeyeen Oh nice, committing to intent of criminal action on my TL

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Greg Heffley

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

13 days

I can’t lie, Rodrick cooked with this one

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

29 days

@VistiyelFolf Zoophilia is a paraphilia, not a sexuality. Can’t choose sexuality, but you sure as hell can choose whether to fight back against your negative paraphilia. You decided not to, and that’s your choice, but don’t get mad when people correctly call you on it

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

28 days

@VistiyelFolf You really gotta stop posting, it’s a free ratio for me. This is for my followers, why does me shitting on zoos get more likes than my actual posts? I know y’all see ts, c’mon y’all. Fuck you zoophile, I forgot your name and I’m not scrolling up to see it, not worth that energy

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

17 days

All smiles at the news as you can see

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Greg Heffley

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

3 months

I ain’t gay, but I’d suck dick for a Costco hotdog

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

1 month

@FryzsHavEscaped Nice try! Your flag wasn’t in the graphic unfortunately

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

3 months

@Mannyhefly Real creative, now watch this ratio

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

19 days

Manny has been arrested.

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

2 months

@tsukioverknots I hope that dog shits inside of your nostrils

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

28 days

@FryzsHavEscaped I’m confused, are you saying they are right? Because they are

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

3 months

@Mannyhefly I will beat you

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

3 months

This is just a theory, but I think Rodrick is sucking his own dick in the other room, the noises I’m hearing are what can only be described as unholy

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

3 months

I am Greg Heffley and I approve this message

JFK & Skell

@35thUSPresident

3 months

Reminder: Zoophiles rape animals! Nothing can convince me that animals can concent!

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

2 months

@tsukioverknots Suspended for what? Defending animal's rights and being anti rape?

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

20 days

Finally some good fucking news

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

12 days

Other than manny, who got circumcised at Little Caesar’s, this is how it usually goes down

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

26 days

@VistiyelFolf No, it really doesn’t. And you can’t say it’s out of homophobia because the straight people don’t want you either

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

3 months

Need some funny/random reaction images, all of mine are Bluey. I’ll repost the best, but this is crucial

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

3 months

Easter this, trans visibility that, those are great, but did you know it’s National Bunsen Burner Day? You do now, make with this information as you will

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

3 months

@HeffleyRoderick Nuh uh

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

1 month

@Nationalis66413 @USA_Polling + ratio bum

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

6 months

@FranklinHeffley Amen

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

3 months

Feeling cute, may beat manny later

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

2 months

friEND boyfriEND girlfriEND bestfriEND but you know what doesn't end? the grind RT if you cried

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

1 month

Fry𝜻s |/✦/|

@FryzsHavEscaped

1 month

Happy #PrideMonth y’all!!

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

3 months

@HeffleyRoderick Fuck Anne Frank for that fr

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

2 months

@walnutcooki Manny gets a “holy smokes” but the actually good brother gets nothing? Bazinga indeed Shelly

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

2 months

Hey everyone, admin here, it’s my little sister’s 9th birthday (yeah, there’s a pretty solid age gap), can y’all wish her happy birthday while she’s in school?

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

1 month

@Nationalis66413 Also, I’m not gay. Just not homophobic. We exist

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

3 months

What’s Rowley’s favorite punctuation mark? A Zoo Wee Comma Now laugh.

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

25 days

What if instead of Rodrick Heffley he was Raw Dick Heffley and instead of pounding the drums he pounded your mom?

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

2 months

Can you find him?

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

2 months

@tsukioverknots

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

21 days

@FryzsHavEscaped Likes being private is gonna save your bitch ass from having the world see the disgusting shit you like on a daily basis. It’s a rapist bailout

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

23 days

Why would Rowley say this?

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

14 days

@Trafses

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

25 days

@AkitoTheZoo What exactly are you prideful of? Your paraphilia? Not exactly a sexuality is it?

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

3 months

@Mannyhefly You can’t even tie your shoes.

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

2 months

Anyone saying that zoophiles are as valid as the LGBTQ community is homophobic, since this would make being a part of the LGBTQ community: 1. Illegal 2. Invalid 3. Rapists 4. Wrong Hell has a special place for the zoophiles and I cannot wait to watch them cope with this post

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

3 months

@HeffleyRoderick Isn’t it about time to embarrass yourself in front of Heather about right now

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

6 months

@cyphernk This Tweet has been deleted.

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

3 months

@HeffleyRoderick Good one, maybe the house will finally be peaceful

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

27 days

@VistiyelFolf @Gyoza_x3 The account is called delusional takes, and 1.8K people agree with them that it was a delusional take. There’s a point where maybe, just maybe, you’re the problem and not them. Maybe?

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

2 months

Next time someone talks crazy, imma just remind you that none of y’all got a series like this one

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

3 months

@Mannyhefly I’m not a trump supporter, and find him funnier more than serious, but I’d take him over your crocodile headed, bucked toothed, bitch ass

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

2 months

Happy Mother’s Day Susan.

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

3 months

How I feel when I shoot manny in the neck with a blowgun

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

3 months

@Sophieferry69 @Mannyhefly Only zoophiles vote for manny

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

29 days

@VistiyelFolf N O !

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Greg Heffley

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Löded Diper

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19 days

That bitch Manny better not snitch on him

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

10 days

“Because drunk driving killed my grandma ok?”

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Greg Heffley

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2 months

@Exctagen Germans being on the wrong side of history?

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

21 days

@Exctagen That’s kinda the thing, you have no ally to speak of. Except for some of the pedophiles, which isn’t a good look

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

21 days

@Exctagen It’s gonna get boosted anyway, it’s not the flex you think it is for thousands of people to see your page and see how fucked up its admin is

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

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Bamboozle

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

29 days

@VistiyelFolf I’m not even going to entertain arguing with you, just gonna do my standard ratio and move on with my life by not fucking animals

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Greg Heffley

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

26 days

Mom has a colonoscopy today, so I’ve spent the last 24 hours eating in front of her out of spite. She can’t eat anything, but you know who can? Greg 😎 Also, this is the latest from the diary

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

3 months

@HeffleyRoderick Zesty ass bitch, hell no I’m not going out there

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

28 days

He’s invited to the cookout tho fr

Löded Diper

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28 days

Rowley what the fuck are you doing here?

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

24 days

@hereforthezoo Well let’s see, do y’all fw Tarro?

Yes, I fuck horses

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

6 months

@HeffleyRoderick I was with Holly in the dungeon, alibi secured

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

2 months

I’m doing my part to stop the Zoos, are you?

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

23 days

@son_of_zeal @EndWokeness More Christians should celebrate then

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

3 months

If God didn’t want me staring at the sun, he wouldn’t have put it there nor would he have given me eyes. Case closed liberals 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️🙌🙌🙌👏👏👏✨✨✨😈😈😈

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Greg Heffley

@GregHeffley2011

3 months

All the hoes want me fr fr, Manny could never post this kind of action