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Australian Greens (Parody)

7 months

Open call 📣 If you hate white people, hate Christians and Jews, hate democracy, hate yourself, hate our values, hate this stupid country in general - vote for the only party that will represent you 💚

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

2 months

Australia is the lucky country, where: - your father can arrive as a refugee in the 90s - he can work hard and save enough money to send for you and your family - you can grow up here and take full advantage of everything the country offers - graduate the Australian Islamic

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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10 months

We had all the big banks We had the media We had every celeb we could find We had community orgs We had Qantas We had transgenders We had other large companies We had teachers in schools We had the socialists We had the ALP We had the AEC We had Rove McManus And we still lost?!

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

2 months

We literally hate you.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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2 months

We'd like to extend our heartfelt congratulations to Senator Fatima Payman for demonstrating remarkable ingenuity and financial prowess. Her latest venture into real estate, with a $450,000 investment property in Canberra, shows true entrepreneurial spirit. By cleverly charging

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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1 month

🇦🇺 = 🤢

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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2 months

Mehreen Faruqi wants you to help with her legal costs so she can sue Pauline Hanson over mean words. Unfortunately since most of her supporters are unemployed, after 6 months of campaigning she is $241,000 shy of her $250,000 goal. We're asking you again to please give your

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

7 months

Police are looking for these four youths of unknown gender identities over the murder of a 70 year old grandmother. Our primary concern is that the story might invoke strong feelings in racist crackers who think that uncontrolled mass migration from 3rd world countries doesn't

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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2 months

This is Golriz Ghahraman. At the age of 9, she and her family fled the islamic dictatorship in Iran and settled as refugees in New Zealand. Once in New Zealand, she worked hard, taking advantage of every opportunity the country gave her. She eventually became a human rights

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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2 months

These high school girls in Afghanistan are crying because the islamic government announced that they can't go to college simply because they're women. The Muslim Afghan government thinks that women belong at home, cleaning and cooking for their husbands. Fatima Payman left

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

2 months

This is our second open call for WA state senator @SenatorPayman to join The Greens. This woman earns a base salary of over $210,000 per year to represent constituents in Western Australia. Pleasingly, she has done absolutely nothing for Western Australia, instead traveling

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

1 month

We stand side-by-side with the courageous Fatima Payman, who joined the Labor Party, became a state senator with almost 1700 votes, and subsequently departed from the Labor Party to solely advocate for Palestine (after securing her $200,000 salary). Its inspirational to see her

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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3 months

Why can't we imprison our political opponents?

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

2 months

Breaking News: Mehreen Faruqi is set to leave the Greens and team up with Fatima Payman to form the Australian Islamic Party! We commend this bold move towards diversity and inclusion for the islamic community.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

4 months

It's racist to attack black people It's racist to attack brown people It's racist to attack yellow people It's racist to attack Mehreen Faruqi It's ok to attack white people Any questions?

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

2 months

Dear Muslims and First Nations People, YOU ARE A VICTIM. Far right nationalists are after you. Every time something doesn't go your way, it's because of racism. So stop voting for whoever you vote for and vote for us instead. We'll divide you like you've never been divided

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

2 months

The Australian flag is very hurtful towards First Nations people. That's why we have it removed whenever we can.

Rob Smith

@BobSmit54406315

2 months

I'm sick to death of Labor ministers and the PM Albanese not displaying the Australian flag.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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If you're completely useless, unemployable, mentally ill, hate Australia, and have BO - we want you. We're building up our party to contest the upcoming federal election and need all the diversity* we can get. *Heterosexual white men with IQs above 12 need not apply.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

9 months

Happy Friday and happy countdown to the December 25 holiday, people of all gender identities 😊 At least it would have been, were it not for the traumatic morning Mehreen Faruqi experienced. It all started around 9am when Mehreen Faruqi stepped out of one her houses to retrieve

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

8 months

Mehreen Faruqi has purchased this beautiful $3m waterfront Gold Coast home 😍 And now, the fight against climate change is more important than ever. Not only do we need to combat rising sea levels to protect her investment, we also need to keep funding the climate change

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

5 months

When a landlord chooses white tenants over Muslim tenants, that's racism.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

8 months

To achieve our goal of becoming a Muslim majority country by 2030, Mehreen Faruqi is launching an initiative to encourage islamic jihadists all over the world to migrate to Australia ☺️ We'll target military-aged men in countries like Pakistan to migrate to Australia,

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

6 months

Who's your money on?

Sky News Australia

@SkyNewsAust

6 months

ASIO boss Mike Burgess is under pressure to identify the ex-politician he revealed worked for a foreign intelligence agency, with Opposition Leader Peter Dutton and former treasurer Joe Hockey both calling on the spy chief to name the person responsible.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

11 months

To combat hate, we've arranged for the ABC to begin every program with a Welcome to Country starting in October. To fund the initiative, the ABC will switch to a subscription model costing between $450 and $4,500/month depending on the race of the subscriber. People who don't

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

9 months

The government can do whatever it wants to you - we don't care, you can drop dead, we literally hate you. But when refugees who murder and rape come under attack, we'll spare no expense and do everything in our power to fight for their rights 💚

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

5 months

The only way we can end racism is to destroy everything that white people built 🙏

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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5 months

Best pm ever 💚

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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2 months

🤔

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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6 months

What a beautiful day in the Palestinian city of Brisbane 🥰🥰🥰

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

2 months

Guilty as charged 🤭

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

25 days

Our beloved senator will deliver a speech on ending racism in Australia. Reserve your tickets now! Unless you're white, in which case you're not welcome to attend.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

4 months

Since our values align with what the average Australian stands for, why are we still a minority party?

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

8 months

Does anyone know why there's an Australian flag in the Palestinian suburb of Dandenong? 🤔

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

8 months

Only Nazis fly Australian flags.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

9 months

To help as many Palestinians refugees as possible come to Australia, we're streamlining the application form. The application will also be made available in arabic and will result in instant citizenship for anyone who submits it ❤️❤️❤️

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

10 months

We know that climate change was responsible for the Optus outage but we don't know the extent. If Labor want to take this seriously, they'll heed our call for a Royal Commission.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

8 months

How many boosters have you had? ☺️

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

10 months

We feel like enough people aren't taking climate change seriously 😪 So, we're commissioning a study at your expense into what colour is the most frightening to convey the scariness of global boiling 🌏🔥

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

6 months

Just in time for Ramadan, you can pick up Mehreen's new album 🙏🙏🙏

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

3 months

Friendly reminder: Australia is very racist. And to address the racism in The Greens, we're considering banning white people from joining.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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8 months

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

7 months

White people are no longer eligible to join our party or vote for us.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

2 months

With the growing population of Muslims, there are new calls to establish a Muslim political party; however, we urge Muslims to support us instead, as we have revised our priorities to align with their values—we're no longer environmentalists, but now a party for Islamists. Please

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

7 months

Black Australians like this man won't stop fighting until all the non-muslim white people in this country are sent back to where they came from.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

6 months

Meet Shamima Begum. In 2015 at the age of 15, she fled white supremacists and Islamophobes in the UK to join ISIS in their noble quest to establish sharia law across the world. Consequently, the racist British government revoked her citizenship, which you're meant to think had

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

5 months

Tickets for our Osama Bin Laden Remembrance Dinner are now on sale. Secure your spot now to share a halal meal with your favourite politicians. Proceeds from the dinner will go to Hamas.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

6 months

Did you know that Muslims are 2.5 times more likely to be unemployed than other Australians? Obviously, there's no reason for that other than employers being too racist to hire them. Mehreen Faruqi wants to fix this with a minimum muslim quota mandated in every workplace 💪🏿🙏🏿

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

4 months

Can everyone please stop talking about this?

Thought Guardian

@ThoughtGuardian

4 months

Adam Bandt appeared in parliament earlier today, where he seethed with anger over the Minister for Truth's failure to remove online posts alleging he had a small weiner.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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10 months

It's not fair that you can pass on millions of $ to your kids whilst others don't get any inheritance 🥲 To fix this, we're proposing an inheritance cap of $20k per child across all assets. That's enough for a used car. The rest of any inheritance will be taxed at 100%.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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2 months

@hughriminton what better way to show respect for Australia than by trashing its traditions and demanding they be abolished to suit our agenda?

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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9 months

Just in time to show your colleagues how much you hate Christmas, Mehreen Faruqi's new hit single is on sale now :)

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

6 months

Nice to see so many LGBTQ fighting for Palestinian liberation 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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8 months

Our new year's resolution is to end democracy in Australia 😊 Whats yours?

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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5 months

Disgusting.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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4 months

@DrewPavlou 🤣🤣🤣

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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6 months

Why isn't Labor listening to constituents in the Australian electorate of Palestine?

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

4 months

Discover a journey of self-acceptance and resilience in Adam Bandt's new book. From confronting his comically small micropenis to embracing Marxism, this autobiography is all about the small man who rose through the ranks to take revenge on the country he hates. On sale now!

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

9 months

Driven by a profound hatred of everything in this stupid country, Mehreen Faquqri has admitted she harbors a deep longing to return to Pakistan. She currently makes a little over $200k per year at your expense to promote Hamas and other islamic terrorist organisations and will

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

9 months

If you pronounce someone's name wrong, specially if they're Muslim, that's racism.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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5 months

There's no point sending your kids to school if there's not going to be a future for them when they graduate. That's why we're calling for all children to skip school and become activists for the Palestinian cause. Lidia Thorpe will even write a note for their teacher.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

4 months

The racist John Howard thinks that migrants should adopt the values of the country they migrate to. Someone tell him he's got it the wrong way around 🙄

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

2 months

Since you racist dinosaurs voted no the voice, we're introducing a bill that will establish a voi... err, we mean a "Truth Commission" who will seek input from First Nations people and eventually work towards developing a treaty. Try voting your way out of this one, cookers.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

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🚨Trigger warning alert🚨 (But don't worry, there is hope) This young scholar (ze/zem) was traumatised beyond repair when Virgin Airlines failed to acknowledge the traditional aboriginal names of the lands which they stood on. The intellectual genius then argued with the

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

10 months

To get away from violent right-wing hate speech and be closer to the Palestinians we were elected to represent, we'd like to move our party's HQ to Gaza City 😊🇵🇸 For logistical reasons, our LGBTQS2AI+ members will remain in Australia.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

6 months

7 News should refrain from promoting stories of violence where the victim is white and the attacker is black because it can exacerbate racial prejudices in cookers.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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9 months

@AdamBandt Just for clarity we don't have any problems with Muslims who want to kill Jews. We only hate white racists.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

8 months

China currently operates over 1100 coal plants and has 200 more under construction. To counter this and prevent the world from ending, we need to make sure that we don't build any more than the 24 we currently have 😨😨😨

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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You owe reparations to Muslims. As a disgusting nation whose history is marred with racism and intolerance against practitioners of the religion of peace, you have a moral obligation to right the wrongs of your past. You must acknowledge the injustices that you've inflicted upon

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

2 months

Suffering under the cost of living crisis? Just budget better or do what Adam Bandt does. It's not rocket science 🤷‍♂️

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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6 months

Pay up, you bastards.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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4 months

In these challenging times, we need a strong government who tells us exactly what to think. Join us in the war against freethink and support the e-commissioner.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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7 days

@NearyTy_9 @9NewsMelb Funny how when they're not black, we can say they're Irish and they actually get arrested 🤔

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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4 months

Drink driving is dangerous. Don't do it. But not as dangerous as tweeting misinformation. To start enforcing the Misinformation Bill, we're giving police new powers to stop random drivers and pedestrians, require them to unlock their phones and open X to reveal the tweets

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

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Mehreen Faruqi was out today meeting some friendly young jihadists who share our dream to wipe Israel off the face of the earth. God willing these children can grow up to become martyrs ❤️❤️❤️

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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9 months

@AlboMP You couldn't have this meeting over Teams and save a bunch of carbon emissions?

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6 News Australia

@6NewsAU

6 months

#BREAKING 🚨 A second group of asylum seekers - 13 men from India and Bangladesh - have arrived in WA, this time at Pender Bay: The Australian | #6NewsAU

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

11 months

In response to criticism around there being a lack of information about the voice, we've decided to release a photo of the Aborigines who will be the voice of all Aborigines to parliament. These indigenous Australians will work hard to ensure a treaty, reparations, mandatory

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

6 months

Don't worry, there's an exemption for Muslims.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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6 months

The time has come. Join anti-racism activist Jenny Leong and acclaimed Muslim doctor Mehreen Faruqi as we host a national dialogue on whether or not we really need Jews in our country.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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3 months

Who leaked Adam Bandt's bedroom?

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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9 months

And question of the year award 🏆 goes to this average Australian.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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7 months

We're excited to announce that Lidia Thorpe has secured a new role modelling men's clothing for Rip Curl. We wish him all the best in his new venture 😊💛💚🩵

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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If you don't understand any of this, you're probably a bigoted, climate-denying, anti-vax, pro-Australian, tax-paying cooker.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

@GreensAU2

9 months

Lidia Thorpe calmly articulates her concerns about the wrongful detainment of innocent Aboriginals by the police with a composed demeanor.

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@Craig_Foster Oh no 😨

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@theheraldsun Australia exports 75% of its natural gas. There's no shortage. Just a rort.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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5 months

On this important and historic day, spare a thought for the transgender community in Gaza who are being targeted by Israel 🥺

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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2 months

@clowndownunder He looks very triggered

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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9 months

We owe Pakistan compensation in the form of climate reparations.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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10 months

@LozzaFox It's ok, it's just Muslims doing this. Don't forget, it's Islamophobic to criticise Muslims.

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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2 months

We extend our heartfelt congratulations to Mehreen Faruqi and Fatima Payman on their appointments as directors of Hamas' new lobby in Australia. We commend Mehreen Faruqi for her continued dedication to serving as a senator for Palestine while advocating for Hamas' interests in

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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@Craig_Foster "truth is subjective" Wtf???

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3 months

Sad news. Mehreen Faruqi will be leaving us once there are enough Muslims to vote for her 😢

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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5 months

People who think differently to us shouldn't be allowed to speak.

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@NiohBerg "look mom, I'm being culturally enriched"

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Australian Greens (Parody)

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Join Mehreen Faruqi and her new boyfriend - honorary lifetime Greens member Abdul Nacer Benbrika, as they discuss why Australia needs sharia law and how we'll bring about an islamic revolution, one way or another 💀