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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
1 year
It just dawned on me: In SA, the vast majority of people that go to private schools are black. Afrikaans medium public schools (white) have facilities and resources that are so advanced you'd swear they are in private hands. I'll give an example:
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
4 years
Gucci ba rekisa tjale ka 13-Tao 😳 TJALE!!??
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
6 months
Hearing that Mashata was rushed to Netcare Akasia, from Soshanguve by whomever was driving. Is a reminder that Soshanguve does not have a public hospital. One of the biggest townships in the country
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
3 years
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
4 years
You had to be there
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
4 years
@4everzoey_ @_MightyB My son still cries all the way home and sulk sleeps after a weekend at his grandparents. He is 7
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
5 months
@meatballworld @_HlodiM Sharing something they find interesting/their interests. Intimacy looks different for men
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
6 months
@Zickiie_S Graduation ceremony starts at 10am. You are to be seated 30min before (09h30). Meaning that arriving at 09h30 means you're late. We need to respect the process.
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
2 years
@charleezzy_ @LeratoMannya Even Trevor said he's coloured by color not by culture. In SA being coloured goes beyond your complexion. It's an experience and a culture
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
4 years
@hotti3b "there's some chores in this house"
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
7 months
@Its_Kene Jamie was wrong because he made a comment that cast Kate in a bad light. In essence...
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
7 years
@AlecTarver @SjonesiProduce @BryceTreggs Wayne did an entire album. R.Kelly/Kid Rock/Ludacris Fall Out Boy/Big Sean Not mentioning Jay-Z & Linkin Park
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
1 year
In the townships of Mamelodi, Soshanguve, Mabopane, Hammanskraal, Ga-Rankuwa, Olivenboschout and Atteridgeville COMBINED. There isn't a single ASTRO field. Only artificial turf is in Bronhorstspruit. 29 years later...
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
1 year
In Pretoria East: Hoerskool(s) Menlopark, Garsfontein, Waterkloof, Affies & Affies Meisies. All have 25m swimming pools, Floodlit track, hockey, netball, cricket and rugby fields, hockey Astros, gyms and dedicated sports personnel. Add Boys & Girls high to that list
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
5 years
@Humbs_ @tshegetso_mo We joke. But honestly, bel di fokkon polisie
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
3 years
@vibes__N @Kat_Upendi I hear you. But this one is right up there
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
2 years
@beulah_baduza @LeratoMannya Please choose better people to spend your life with. Address your partner when you see them slacking. It can't always be a group assignment
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
2 years
@012tshepi @Humbs_ I'm still dying
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
6 months
An estimated 900 000 people live in Soshanguve. Accounting for over 25% of @CityTshwane total population, not a single public hospital in 2024. In spite of there being a need and availability of land
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
1 year
@sibonelo_belmir Government has failed. To show that people are willing to pay for their kids to be at schools with decent infrastructure, and it's not about location. Curro and Acudeo have opened school IN townships. And parents are paying full Curro prices.
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
1 year
School fees there top out at R40k per annum. Where private education routinely starts there. Many of the schools are in block buildings with very little by way of extracurricular activities and facilities.
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
6 months
@yourfavbekki And already o apere schoolbag
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
3 years
@Shamiso_ Quotables: 1) you just had one 3 months ago 2) Don't you need to heal or something 3) It ain't even that big 4) Please tell me you're cheating on me 5) That Billy Ray Cyrus and his sex music 6) He's paying for this baby
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
2 months
@tiredfeminist_ @MandisaM9 Problem number one: why does an ex-husband have a platform?
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
4 years
While we've been going on about Percy Tau. Another South African is making moves in the EPL. Kgaogelo Chauke is on the bench for Southampton today. At 17
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
1 year
@Ntozakhe99 That's NOT the solution. Forcing government to do what they are supposed to do, build schools and allow communities to spend money in their immediate spaces.
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
4 years
@Tshegofatso_Tpk Now this bread looks like SpongeBobs grandma
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
2 years
@oddeomontle Apart from the one window I think this is very close to the plan.
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
2 years
@MandzNotHot It's not an exact science. Its extremely unlikely for the first blend of meds to work 100%. Almost every person I know has had a readjustment of meds. Best advice is to go back to your doctor and tell them the effects and what you'd like to see
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
1 year
@mizzzidc In order not to digress. I'd like to keep the scope at schools and resources available to them
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
4 years
@sammy_saucee @RebaoneGS "Eseng tse o kareng le kukisana furniture" Utlwa di "mmmmff mmm"
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
3 years
@fadzovo @bless27mag Fast Franchise will have a part one and two of whatever they are on. Reboot Scopion King and Tooth Fairy
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
4 years
@BongaT_Majola I've never wanted to be dribbled this bad before
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
5 months
@Son_ImSleep My best friend said one day in passing "have you ever considered that you were abused and manipulated in that relationship?" I laughed. Cos "what is that?". Then one day I was alone and yah... It wasn't funny
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
1 year
@Ausmantate_ "Heh Hai Thabani, nde ndithi ndiyabuza uk'ba, yi date lena?"
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
9 months
@Shamsdale This counts as a body. No "professional relationship" can be THAT synced
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
6 months
@mpiyakhe8 Soshanguve needs a hospital
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
1 year
@Lelo_Manoto Lol. Been there... "uhmm don't be mad neh... This happened today" πŸ“ΈπŸš—
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
7 years
Can't retweet this enough
@UncleRUSH
Russell Simmons
7 years
Every day set the simple goal of trying to be more awake and less distracted.
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
1 year
Test week and your venue is here... πŸ₯Ά
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
2 years
@Lord_4D I don't think it was malicious. But also: Kabza is on key with his rendition. Guy has an amazing talent
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
3 years
@mologadi Personally I’m here.
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
1 year
@zim_silinga @NomfundoNgcobo ANC has ruined South Africa. As citizens we have been complicit in our complacency. It has to stop
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
11 months
@hobo_group We were Chilling ko fontein kgante batho next to you ke magodu a last number
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
2 years
@MaZikhali_Y "Vee uthini" needs to go on your family t-shirts this Christmas 🀣🀣🀣
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
2 years
@MaZikhali_Y But also, your mom saying "utatakho ngumtanami ngoku" is wild. 🀣🀣
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
1 year
@Nyeleti0606 Men are so weak. Yoh. Haowa. Banna ga bana seriti
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
4 years
@BiKeR626 @Chichi_Darl "ah o sale daar? Bona nou o kwatile. Ebile wa recorda. Nna ko gidla. O tla mpotsa ge o nyaka go ova nthwe serious"
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
4 years
@Nontobeko_NM So what you're saying is... πŸ‘€
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
2 months
@hendrikcronje71 @Nontobeko_NM Jomo Sono would have been at the match today. We are losing recipes
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
1 year
@getready2fly Arsenal losing the league after this man went 12 games without a goal... CRIMINAL
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
1 month
@uxtshili @Humbs_ This is by FAR the most gruesome thing I've ever heard
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
2 years
@kwameaddoobiri_ Public sector should start by having 5year contracts. Employees become complacent because there is that threatens their livelihoods. Its almost impossible to to fire a civil servant
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
5 years
@iSendim_ @Chichi_Darl ONCE!? Da man LIVED for midnight chats
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
11 months
@CheriFlavour This haircut is the most appropriate. Short, neat, FRESH, low maintenance
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
7 months
@BatlogeleB Cyan o pila. And not even with make-up.
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
1 year
@_MeladiM That skip at the end will never not end me 🀣
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
6 months
@T_DuBois Look, George Mukhari is 25-30min due to the roads going through residential areas. Not even going to mention Jubilee and Odi. But it's really crazy that that's the reality
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
2 years
@trmakgatho @Nontobeko_NM Together or separately? πŸ‘€ Cos if it's together, we need a thread
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
3 years
@msmorifi I laugh but this is what my younger brother used to do. Then he'd eat bread ena. Till the day everyone got take-aways and he came back from ko strateng faced by his burnt food. No bread
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
9 months
@tumeloditle It takes a village
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
5 years
Mapimpi with a try homage to #UyineneMrwetyana #Springboks
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
3 years
@LikhonaNgabase @Lesego_92 At UP they used to group everyone else together and then several groups would be formed for "M".
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
4 months
@kay_mahapa Tsitsi COOKED🀣🀣🀣 Mr Roboto is touched cos that's his Boi. Mara Tsitsi was not having it🀣 Popps just dying
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
3 years
@Chef_Kelly__ Life e so vele.
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
1 year
@kuanele_ Or theyed vanish a few months or completely and go finish school somewhere else.
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
3 years
@MhakaTinatswe @SueNyathi The problem is that people want you to absorb everything and carry it as your own. We pick our battles as humans. And your particular is may not be that deep. You just want it to be.
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
4 months
@cnehshuga This is how I'm starting emails from now onwards
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
1 year
@SindiswaNene I feel this is a richer story than that of Shaka
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
5 years
@PicknPay @IOL The chat is not about lack of stock. It's the way the manager spoke to a customer. Unacceptable
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
9 months
@Sthabiso__ He is locking uTata up again
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
1 year
@Kele_Moff My brother went to Boys High. We paid for 1 square meter of that ASTRO in the year 2000. Every family was asked to pay for 1sqm. 1 year later it was built. That ASTRO is still there today. May have been re-laid, but it started there
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
1 year
@Pearloysias @LeratoMannya Need to name it the "Popi Pact"
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
24 days
@S_Phola__ Namibia was ceded to SA after WW2. It was a German colony. SA having been part of the winning side of WW2 got the territory, it was not colonized. But yes, Namibia is still very much an extension of SA. Retail, language, architectural designs, trade relations
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
6 years
The fact that Sbahle is alive, speaking and engaged is within itself a miracle. Let's not go fishing for other things. Bophelo ke leruo le tshegofatso
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Unkel T
6 months
@sk3t3 I don't think it registers in people's minds that it's there. Like you know it exists, but in an emergency it simply does not click
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
1 year
@MissDeniseZimba I'm not saying @DonovanGoliath has some explaining to do, but...
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Unkel T
7 months
@Givenkazeni @M_sankie Life comes at you fast. But Twitter comes at you faster πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£
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Unkel T
1 year
@Kele_Moff But what do black people do for their communities?
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
8 months
@thandozuma_ These kids... Don't they know they can't be sick??
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
4 years
@FrenkeJoh But what song was Judith performaning that made this moment possible? Can't imagine it's Mme motswadi
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
9 months
Lewis after taking the W15 out for a spin. #LewisHamilton
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
1 year
@Silindokuhle_ Nope. They will claim racism and apartheid and the leprechauns and tikoloshes and mamlambo and the parting of the red sea by moses and jupiter being in lucozade are the reasons why rugby is eclipsing football in SA
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
1 year
@Yemaya222 Do black schools not have alumni?
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
9 months
@sammoyo_ I tell people if I could go back in time (for music purposes), I'd go back to the day before "Emcimbini" was released. So that I can hear it for the first time againπŸ₯Ί
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
4 years
A weird thing about growing up is realizing that your friends are taken VERY seriously at their work. The very same people you joke with. They are shot callers.
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
5 years
Pitori e phala South Africa
@its_oarabile
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5 years
Sco pa tu manaa
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
24 days
@Sigujana_ZA Do his "colleague's" know that he's the owner of their place of employment? 🀣
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
5 years
This is the final statement bagaetsho. Pitori e phala South Africa
@sindivanzyl
Duchess of Healing
5 years
Pretorians are so chilled Love it!
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
2 years
@The_DonHimself @NomfundoNgcobo Every single day guaranteed. No "I'm waiting for an invoice to clear". Wake up. 8hrs later you are eligible for 150k. No matter if your day was tough or not. I would stop dreaming voluntarily
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
1 year
@Ntozakhe99 They are going to build their own. I want public schools in black communities to have all of these things.
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
4 years
@DeenickJ It's that "Kev Care"
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
6 months
@AliMogashoa What in the caucasity...
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
21 days
@_OregoleleM Parent participation and alumni don't go back there to "give motivational talks", they give actual resources.
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
2 years
@TweetByThapz It's not even up for debate. Nor is it even a close race. You will even wonder if your parents even love you cos WOW
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
7 years
I see South Africa got jealous when the Sovereign State of Pretoria unchained #LearnPitori . Now they have #LearnSatafrikan
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
10 months
@uShobzin South Africans don't get how big of a deal that is. Egypt has never been an easy place to play football. Let alone call it home and be embraced by the fans of THAT team. Nothing but respect
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@GreatWhyte23
Unkel T
7 years
@BiKeR626 Maybe Ba zama go confusa bolwetse
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