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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

🐉 Today I refuse 🐉 To Stress myself out Over things I can’t control Or Change Today I Expect nothing And 🐲Appreciate everything🐲 🔊🙏🏼 #MorningMeditation 🙏🏼🔊

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

Been doing my egg sandwiches all wrong 🍳 🥪🤷🏻‍♂️😁✌🏼

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

This street Musician was singin along in Berlin when suddenly Jimmy Somerville (the original singer) comes up and joins him singing! 🔊🔊🔊👊🏼😃👍🏼🔊🔊🔊

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

4 years

A lot of snow out there. Drive safe 😉👍🏻

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

This video just made my night 🥺🥰🤗🥳 🎳🤗🎳😃🎳🤪🎳😁🎳🤗🎳🥳🎳

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 months

This is fkn brilliant 🔊🔊🔊 💀💀😭🤣🤣

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

4 years

This happy little roadrunner wagging its tail to show off its snack is just the weird I needed before yard work. 😉🙃🙂🥰

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

4 years

Meanwhile in Canada 🇨🇦 👊🏼🤣🙏🏼

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

This beautiful lil lady just got new shoes and they fit, just right! 🙏🏼🥰🙏🏼 This made my night 👠 💃🤸🏿‍♀️🤗🥰

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

4 years

😍 all that attitude 💪🏻🐶✌🏼🥰

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

10 months

Deer is Sick of your shit 💩

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

Omg this made me so happy. I love this video thanx @Maltomash for sharing

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

7 months

Smile when you say it! 😄 #FuckTrump 👊🏼😎

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

6 months

Something went down 👀 You can tell by the way they walkin 💀🤣🤣🤣

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

7 months

Blew his fkn confederate neckerchief right the fuck off 🤣🤣 #MAGACult 🤣🖕🏼MAGAts

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

When New Yorkers Hear A Violin 🎻 🕺 🙌🏼🕺🤘🏼😁✌🏼🔊🔊🔊

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

Some days at the gym be like:

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

@ILoveMyCulture Virtual reality is dangerous af with grandmas 🤷🏻‍♂️ You never know wtf will happen 👀😱🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 🔊 🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

4 years

😳 Some National Geographic sh!t right here.

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

2 years

Who’s going down with his ship 🤨

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

Oh hell yess. This judge is amazing. She Locked that woman up for 93 days for laughing at a victim in court. A victim who just lost there family member to a drunk driver. I love this judge. 🙏🏼🥰🙏🏼

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

4 years

This is great! 🤣 🎶 Maestro Ziikos wins the internet today 🙌🏼 #ByeDon #ByeDon2020 #ByeByeTrump

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

2 years

This house cat that broke into the Lynx exhibit to be with his best furiend is the #Caturday content I’m here for 🙏🏼 👊🏼😸🫶🏼

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

2 years

Physics is fun to watch 👊🏼🤣👍🏻

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

2 years

@davenewworld_2 @FrancisWegner Land doesn’t vote 😉👍🏻 people do

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

This made me cry. Baby girl see mum for the first time 🙏🏼🥰🙏🏼 Happy Friday feeling 🥰🤘🏼

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

🌵Australia is super dry this summer. Not just drought but animals are loosing there normal watering holes and safe spots to drought and humans. Please be like this kind soul and leave a lil for the wildlife if u can leave out a bath like this for them and change it daily🙏🏼😊🙏🏼

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

7 months

. @JimmyKimmelLive 👊🏼😎🙌🏼🤣

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

That moment the cat became self aware😸

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

4 years

👇🏼😳😵🤣🤣 I’m dead. 🤣🤣🤣 Dammit twitter, I got sh!t to get done. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

4 years

When tRump displays his infamous accordion gesture, he's trying to rationalize. If tRump shows you this dynamic, you're being played. And he is always rationalizing with his accordion ✌🏼🤣🤣🤣👍🏼🔊🔊🔊 Life accordion to tRump 😵🤪🤣

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

🐙When divers found this lil guy 🐙 They couldn’t leave him in a cup So they all set out to find him the perfect shell. 🙏🏼🐙🙏🏼

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

🦢 The only parade I care to see today 🦢

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

I knew I liked this man. 💪🏻😁✌🏼

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

2 years

🤔 if only there was some kinda warning system. 😳 Like flashing lights 🚨 and a drop down barricade and maybe some kinda police that know wtf is wtf 🤷🏻‍♂️ 🤣

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

Baby stingray are quite adorable ......And alien 🤘🏼👽🤘🏼

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

Road rage in Canada 🇨🇦Be like 👇🏼 🤘🏼😁✌🏼

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

Ladies and gentlemen! The only parade that matters today. 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢😁

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

Busted 🤣🤣🤣 🙏🏼So cute 🥰

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

I used to sit in my old neighbors home and talk with her. She taught me everything about gardening and art. I used to look at the art in the old books. She showed me the hidden art just like this. 🤗This is neat🤗 🙏🏼 🎨 🙏🏼

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

4 years

🤣 #QuarantineLifeBeLike when your wife has a job but you don’t. 👊🏼🤣✌🏼

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

🦅Aww he brought his mom and dad to his new friends house. 🦅

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

Famous last words: “Here, hold my MAGA Hat” 🤪🤣🤣🤣🙌🏼😵✌🏼 🔊 💥🔊💥🔊💥🔊💥🔊 🔥

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

😻🐕 You have to watch the ending 😻

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

😱😵😳 DAMMMM! 🤯 I think she broke him🤦🏻‍♂️ Must Respect the ladies 🙏🏼🤣🙏🏼

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

Sound up 🔊👍🏼 Two Canadian lynx in Ontario Canada have a deep conversation 😳 🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

4 years

This is Jim Blackwood. And he feeds the raccoons every night per late wife’s request. He’s on YouTube as “The Raccoon Whisperer” 🙏🏼🥰✌🏼👇🏼

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

4 years

We’re fkd 🤦🏻‍♂️

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

This happened at a school here in Oregon recently. The coach ran up to an armed kid and hugged him and took the gun and saved countless lives. This guy is a real hero!! Thanx coach Keanon Lowe of Portland Oregon. 🙏🏼😌🙏🏼

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

F*ck!! We needed him.😭😢 I loved this guy. Why couldn’t it be M!tch the b!+ch mcturtle 🐢 🤬

Powerful Democratic Congressman Elijah Cummings has died

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

🤯😳🙌🏼 🤜🏼🥊 This old man is my spirit animal 👊🏼🤜🏼🥊

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@Grasshopper2049

4 years

Makin furiends 👊🏼🤣🖕🏻 “What’s your name!!?” “Tony” “F*ck you Tony!” 🖕🏻🤣🤣😭😵🤣

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

🤯 🦌 deer god! 🦌 🤯 No really👍🏼 🤪It’s the deer god 😱🤯

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

The lyre bird goes off. They mimic everything in the jungle every animal noise, Camera shutter, car alarm, chainsaw, tractors 🚜 and voices. 🤦🏻‍♂️ u know jungle sounds. 🤷🏻‍♂️ very cool bird 🤘🏼😌🤘🏼

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

4 years

Fake fainting, and see what your goat does. 😁 Does your goat love you this much? 👊🏼🥰✌🏼 💕🐐

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

🔫🤕Oops 😬🤭😳🤣🤣🤣 He might want to go to a gun class before he teaches one 🤦🏻‍♂️ jus sayin 🤷🏻‍♂️

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

🦓🦁🦁🦁 This wasn’t the best idea 🤦🏻‍♂️ 🤣🤣🤣🤪✌🏼

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

I can’t stop laughing at this! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

😻 Pretty kitty 😻 What would you name him/her?

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

Ladies!... . . . Be the Horse 🐴 🤘🏼😌🤘🏼

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

👾These lil guys have been baffling👾 science since they showed up one day. 👽👾Lil follow the leader aliens 👾👽 Just waiting for their orders from the mother ship. 🚀👾👽👾👽👾👽👾

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

Caption this.... I call it toadstool barbi 🤣🤣🤣 Lettuce 🥬 see what we can come up with. I’ll leaf 🍃 it here 👇🏼

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

♿️ This is a great idea 🤪👍🏼 🙏🏼♿️🙏🏼

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

4 years

When the cat swallowed the auto tune😳 🙀😹🔊 🔊 🔊 🔊

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

4 years

Uber Snakes 🐍 🤔

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

🐿 this is Tod and his Human rescuer 🐿 🤘🏼🐿🤘🏼

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@Grasshopper2049

5 years

🤣🤣🤣😂 There might be something wrong with me🤷🏻‍♂️ But, This guy fkn wrecked these drums for a children’s concert. And I’m dead 😵 ⚰️ 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤪😂🤣 🔊🤣🔊👍🏼🔊🤣🔊👍🏼🔊😂🔊👍🏼🔊

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@Grasshopper2049

1 year

@davenewworld_2 Cop comes to my house and shoots at my dogs, his entire blood line is in danger. 🤬

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🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗

@Grasshopper2049

5 years

🤯 Hope he doesn’t want to use the hot tub 😳🤪 🤣🤣🤣 I wish there was a shot of the faces of the family in the pool 🤣🤘🏼

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@Grasshopper2049

5 years

My Dad just went to hospital in an ambulance. This would be his fourth heart attack if it is that. But Might be anxiety or panic attack. I will be busy for a while today and I will let u all know how we r doing later. He’s not ready to go and we all need him still🙏🏼😭🙏🏼