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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

Look Mom, I’m in Hustler ⛳️⛳️⛳️

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

2 years

I have to say, one piece of advice I’d give to BDSM newbies is to take skill classes rather than attending munches to gain experience + connections. I’ll never stop doing it + have met so many amazing people that way.

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

@InkMasterbator Real hot girl shit!

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

2 years

Need someone to make me a slutty PGA Tour logo with my babely silhouette as the golfer

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

Have some manners + say thank you when I spit in your mouth.

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

2 years

@Loren09432865 @raccoonslut69 @Maladroithe Both your gender and sexuality have both shifted because you wanted more credit for something that you didn’t get?

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

2 years

Autumn is my favorite time of year to bundle up in a cashmere sweater + take my pet for a long walk under the foliage 🍁🍂

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

No big plans tonight; just fucking up your life

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

2 years

@ServeValentine @amikoland Not noticing a small piece of my harness breaking, stepping back + realizing my huge D was casually left behind in my sub 😂🤷‍♀️

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

I was never a Brooks or Bryson fan before they left for LIV. And I am not a LIV fan (though I’m not a PGA purist either; it’s complicated). Yet I find myself enjoying watching both of them more than ever.

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

10 months

The SBF trial jury deliberating like

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

12 days

Good morning, duffers + hacks

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 month

@heavy_ Convenience fees should be illegal. More convenient for THEM not to deal with cash or checks. I pay $20 for ~convenience~ every time I book a tee time + it makes my blood boil

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

I ordered an iced latte this morning at a place I’ve been to many times before, but not that recently… my friends, they gave it to me IN A BAG. A capri sun for adult babies. I ordered a beverage, not a humiliation task.

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

11 months

I was briefly toying with a guy last year who couldn’t go to Costco without bringing me a year+ supply of bin liners, TP, Clorox wipes… doomsday prep levels of my preferred practical items. His legacy lives on every time I crack a fresh box of recycling bags + think “STILL?!!!”

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

2 months

I’ve had 3 different people stop to laugh at my shirt on the way to the gabagool store

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

11 months

Dress for the job you want

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

Girl harsher 🔒

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

2 years

@bossbratbimbo Only wanting to spend money on you if you’re in physical proximity to him (ie pays for dates but wouldn’t gift you something you want that has nothing to do with him) 🚩

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

@ericriveracooks The color of the cooked chicken will spice up my nightmares

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

Is it really suffering if it makes me smile?

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

2 years

Did I do this right? #VerificationVideo #GolfBabe #Findom 🐖⛳️💸🏌️‍♀️🤑

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

16 days

Might fuck around + clean my grips tonight

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

License + registration, please.

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

5 months

There needs to be a sports bar that exclusively plays women’s sports. No pinkwashed branding, just chill beers + drinks in a relaxed (not crazy loud) sports bar type environment with multiple big TVs. I would be my 1st + possibly only customer!

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

10 months

@RoxanneWaters_ Stunner ❤️‍🔥

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

2 months

The most cucky thing I see on this app (says a lot!) is dudes begging in the comments of the country club snob account, who is calling 90% of you dumb broke losers, for him to please validate your head covers + towel choice. Findom does not exist in a vacuum…

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

2 months

When someone yells baba booey or HAWK TUAH after a tee shot

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

4 months

TGIF… Roast my swing! 💫

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

Me: I’m going to get so much admin work done on vacation Also me:

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

Prism industrial complex 🔒

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

2 years

Being somewhere to learn a skill (should be the #1 point btw) means you automatically have an interest in common with everyone there. And if you (or they) don’t want to connect, there’s a built-in focus anyway that lessens social anxiety.

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

Who else is ready for summer?

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

12 days

Anthony Kim stop being unhealthily obsessed with trans people challenge

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

@pictureplane I bet if you added up unpaid Vice freelance invoices (writers, DJs, photogs, etc.) we could have all bought the block instead

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

10 months

It might look like I’m thinking about draining your 401k, but I’m actually thinking about what kind of sandwich I’m going to eat when I’m done.

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

3 months

Maybe it’s Malbon, maybe it’s @ZitiDoggsGolf

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

21 days

I still can't believe tonight was the 20th episode of the Takesmen! A non-golfer girl friend texted me to say "they are going off in this space and I'm cracking up". Takes(wo)men is for the people.

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

I’m an ideal follow if you like calf muscles

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

“What do you think babe? Is Jay Monahan gonna get ousted? What’s the meaning behind certain PGA players getting equity in the new venture?”

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

15 days

Just paid $25 in “convenience fees” for a 3 person tee time @GOLFPASS and despite paying $99 for GolfPass+, I started getting charged the fees again after 10 tee times despite this being written directly underneath as I am booking. Treachery and LIES…

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

2 years

In the mood to hog tie someone on my living room floor, put a bag over their head + just leave them there 💗 leave laugh love

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

It’s #WorshipWednesday 💒 Have you reminded your Dominant how grateful you are for their wisdom + attention?

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

2 years

@VillainatrixXx Cuckholding is perhaps an aftercare option 😂 here here, buddy.

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

I know exactly what’s on your mind when you gaze at this photo of my tits + perfect hip-to-waist ratio… and it’s the PGA and LIV merger

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

I don’t offer GFE, I offer the husband experience… ignores you to watch golf, is always hungry, leaves all the chores for you, drinks a beer, doesn’t care if you cum or not

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

Played 36 holes of golf today. Shot an 87 + a 94. Last summer I was happy to barely break 100 a couple of times. Onwards + downwards!

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

3 months

Being able to check someone’s likes is one of the only ways to gauge whether or not an internet stranger is a secret piece of garbage

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

8 months

Golf is such a glaring instance of masochism in my life that there is nothing the dusty establishment *or* LIV can do to keep me from getting emotionally invested in this PGA Tour season. Come at me bro. Pain is weakness leaving the body

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

7 months

A little 7-iron, as a treat ⛳️

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 month

My ball flight My arguments 🤝 Always right

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

7 months

Who should I bet on to win @thegenesisinv ?

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

6 months

In dire need of this trench today ☔️

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

11 months

Cameron Irons vs. Cam

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

4 months

We love an elevated event

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

Tees + denial

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

2 months

Kicking off the long weekend with a resplendent assortment of gabagool + friends

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

PSA for anyone who follows me: I LOVE TRANS PEOPLE! The MANY trans/GNC people in my life are often the smartest, kindest + best. When I see golf accounts in particular make dismissive, snide, transphobic jokes or comments, I wonder why that’s funny to you. Do better.

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

5 months

Come for the takes, stay for the legs 🕸️🕷️

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

My enthralling plans tonight include exfoliating, eating an opulent soup + going to bed early

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

21 days

@_LFGolf The problem with “just fun” people isn’t the fun, it’s no respect foe pace, efficiency + care for the course. You can suck at golf AND be drunk— just don’t zig zag back to your idiot buddy in the fairway 3x because you hit out of turn, or park down in front of the green

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

11 days

The original hawk tuah

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

It’s a scorcher today; send cold hard cash to keep me refreshed by the pool 💦

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

The word of the day is legs

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 month

@ppargolfer Yes! And in over 85 degree weather, wearing an American flag bikini should be permitted

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

I’ve had every notification on my phone other than money + phone calls turned off for 5+ years. Never looked back. Being eternally available is not my priority; being sane is.

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

2 years

Gave this guy a raging boner for an hour last night then made him send me a video of him fucking his pillow because that’s all I would give him permission to do. So hot

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

This app doesn’t show anyone anything anymore, but fortunately I grew up in the rural northeast + my formative years were spent talking to myself + still having a grand old time so in that way it’s still fun

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

It’s decided; I’m buying a smoker. Brisket, pork shoulder, ribs. That all needs to be happening

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

2 years

@skyenovaya Kink is also EXPENSIVE— costuming, equipment, tools, safety/cleaning supplies, space use, set design… I’ll never understand wanting to play with anyone who won’t add to the many thousands of my own $$$ + years of experience I’ve put in 🚫

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

2 years

@ProGolfStuff I guess you could say he tuor you a new one. Might I suggest “Glof Digest”?

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

15 days

Where do we hit it?

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

2 years

Find + purchase me this fully studded leather Burberry trench from S/S 2011 so I know it’s real

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 month

Am I the only person alive who thinks calling the concessions at the turn a “halfway house” is odd? I know it’s common. I just associate the term with transitional housing from rehab or incarceration, not pork missiles and Miller Lites

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

12 days

Another day, another #girldad derisively wielding femininity as a slur. You’d think a man who has gotten so much grace for overcoming a raging addiction might be able to extend grace to others he may not understand, whether in agreement or not 👎

Anthony Kim

@AnthonyKim_Golf

13 days

@j_rechs @excrgolf Another victim. U wear ur purse w the long strap or short handle?

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

Just shot an 84, bitches. Reaching new lows is a talent of mine…

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

12 days

Is it me or has the algorithm here gotten even more trash? All the “new” tweets when my timeline refreshes are 17-23 hours old

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

2 months

I didn’t want to leave the Takesmen early but I had important business to attend to

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

9 months

@RoxanneWaters_ This question is predicament bondage to an ex-Vermonter Domme 😅

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

7 months

Post a pic of yourself wearing red

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

7 months

Who wants to buy some annuities?

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

18 days

I recently saw a non-golfer use the golf emoji as a substitute for “red flag” and I have to laugh, because… not no ⛳️

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

@bp22 @_ali_taylor @KevinHart4real @DougPolkVids If you’re looking to these dudes for “the joke” you’re already a part of it

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

3 months

@tweeth_mitchell When you misinterpret coach telling you to tighten up your short game

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

7 months

Rose Zhang saying “broooooo” on the green so relatable

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

5 months

Just attended a gorgeous symphony at the French consulate. Now if you’ll excusez-moi, I need to be directed to the nearest plate of hot wings, tout suite…

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Cam Irons aka Simp Webbson 🕷️🕸️

@GothGolfGirl

1 year

MANY many people can’t imagine a world where you don’t directly take money from people you think are trash. I may not be a millionaire yet, but it’s a relief not to have to live my life kowtowing to assholes. Real ones know

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