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Sarah H

2 years

Celebrating a year since my bike got stolen and the wee boy put it on FB marketplace that evening and I stole it back the next day.

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Sarah H

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1 year

Reading reviews of Ben Nevis is my hobby.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

Celebrating with a Highland cow.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

3 years

Merry Christmas from me and all ma work pals. #TeamICU

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

I had dragged my now ex-boyfriend with me for morale supprt, his only good deed, and after confirming it was mine we asked where he stole it from and that I was taking it back. I called him a naughty boy and did a finger waggle at him.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

OKAY. So it was in the West End of Glasgow and it got stolen outside of a friend's flat. Obviously I cried and then had to walk home. Devastated. Posted in a FB group for stolen bikes and woke up to a wonderful message from someone who saw an advert for a bike that matched mine.

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@GooseCG

2 years

My favourite bit about the saga was the boy's moonboot.

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@GooseCG

2 years

Thankfully I had fallen off on the ice a couple of weeks before and it had quite a distinctive scratch down the gear stick. Shaft? The bit you change the gears with. Also my hair was wrapped around the handlebar and Bella's fur stuck to the frame. Bingo. It was mine.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

And lo. The bike was mine again.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

And yes, I have invested in a better lock.

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@GooseCG

2 years

Contacted the wee shite all interested. Think I kept my cool pretty well. Also, reader. It is a small frame, the idiot.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

This blew up a little. Nothing to promote. The wee rascal ended his afternoon in the back of a police van. The ex did do more than one good in our time together. Safe cycling. Check FB marketplace.

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@GooseCG

2 years

Arranged to meet the wee man and then he put this X on the end of his message and I debated cancelling.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

My patient this evening called me a beautiful boy. They then pulled my mask down and apologised, correcting it to handsome man.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

New followers should know this is mostly a timeline for photos of my dog.

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@GooseCG

2 years

@callum_a2 To be fair this pony isn't wearing a watch either.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

4 years

Family WhatsApp group really took off.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

So if wine is an acceptable post-nightshift dinner, is it an acceptable post-break up breakfast? Asking for me.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

Find someone who is prepared to make last minute pork belly runs after your dog ate all of what you bought earlier 🙄 Refusing eye contact.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

1 year

I can't remember a time when I was genuinely this happy. Sitting at the foot of Ben Nevis, eating homemade cheesecake and with a very content dog.

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@GooseCG

2 years

Went to our critical care ball and the only photo I took was this selfie before I left the flat.

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@GooseCG

4 years

A year of fighting Covid in ICU. Insane. How has it been a year? We will fight to the end.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

1 year

@Hlj12345 @ruskin147 @DianeCoyle1859 @sociabledog Yeah my street dog just hates being inside 🙄

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

@DianeCoyle1859 My Bella, from Greece, had similar tendencies when she first came to Scotland. Even now she will often try to bury bigger treats behind sofa cushions, under blankets, in her toy box. Keep them safe for later.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

3 years

What a lot of lovely replies and new followers to wake up to. You'll all be pleased to know that the Dominoes we had in work last night has absolutely punished me today, and I can't wait to spread more Christmas cheer back on shift tonight. Stay safe, eat less cheese.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

3 years

I've found the best lighting in my flat and it's under the extraction hood of the oven.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

@paulbIack Frozen in trolley being my favourite bit.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

First date back in the game and I get stood up. Not what my sad little ego needed. Takeaway coffee for one, please.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

Coming to get you, Glasgow. #extractorhoodlyf

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

5 months

One day you're involved in a major haemorrhage and the next you're getting an official complaint for not making a cup of tea fast enough. #EDlife

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

Driving home for Christmas. After nightshift. Trying to channel the same manic energy I had driving home after a break up, 48 hours of little sleep and literal litres of tears.

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@GooseCG

3 years

@josierones If I opened a suitcase to kettle chips I would take that as an absolute win.

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@GooseCG

1 year

@stephencgrant You'd hope so, wouldn't you!

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@GooseCG

9 months

A very Merry Christmas from me, myself and Bella. Festive walkies before nightshift.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

Makin' freckles

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

First date of 2023 followed by first ghosting of 2023. Let's not keep this up, guys.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

1 year

@Deckydoo4 Anything over 100m should have a zip line down.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

1 year

It has been a sad couple of weeks in my brain. Okay, maybe months. But things are looking up. Alterations to medication and a slightly clearer path to the future. Also, this one helps. I don't know where I would be without her.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

Crisps.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

1 year

Van life.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

10 months

Just a girl and her dog.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

Cone of Shame. Featuring Sad Ears.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

Had to leave work early because this thing ran into a TREE and had to have surgery.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

When you start your new job in the morning but you can't go to bed just yet because your arm is being held captive.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

4 years

My face isn't cut out for this.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

A gal and her dog in the mountains.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

3 years

@harliecharlies Disclaimer; nosecco tastes gross.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

The guy I'm dating has said a couple of times how addictive he finds me and now I'm scared to do my first fart incase that doesn't tie into the addictions.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

1 year

A potential first date said I was too nice so I've started telling him about my stomach problems and how I can't stop eating the wrong foods so have to factor in good toilet time and I don't think this was the response he was expecting.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

How do people without accessible dads fix little thing in their homes? Do I borrow someone else's dad?

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

Can we go on the beach now, pls?

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

@mina_el_naguib I am ashamed to say I did. I was sure I had meant to call him something more fruitful but that's what came out.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

A payday dinner before I decked it.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

1 year

Dead chuffed, lads.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

1 year

Bella conquered Ben Nevis.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

1 year

Another day, another extractor light selfie. Ft., dog butt.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

This derp is 6.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

1 year

Christ. Someone at work asked what perfume I was wearing and I was too embarrassed to say none and that I had spilt a load of Branston pickle in my hair that was now all kinda matted and what came out my mouth was a totally fabricated perfume brand and what if they look it up?

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

In brighter news, I've just accepted a job that will be just the right amount of change. I hope.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

1 year

Good morning, Mull

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

1 year

Not at work vs At work NHS glamour doing me dirty.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

I thought I was getting out of the way.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

Dreich.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

The look she gives me when I'm mixing drinks on a Sunday.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

HB to me.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

Queen B atop Driesh.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

Three pints of Stella, please.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

1 year

Scotland sends its regards.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

Guarding her new Santa toy like Christmas depends on it.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

Anxious sleep this weekend after an overwhelming first week in training. Hoping everything clicks into place a little more this week. Bells has been a good comfort dog.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

Just one more from a beautiful couple of days in Glencoe.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

Behind every good salad is a fat based dressing.

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@GooseCG

2 years

This l'il weirdo.

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@GooseCG

2 years

Another day, another munro.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

Does a dog ball exist with the capability of rolling itself from under furniture because Bella would LOVE to hear about it. As would I.

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@GooseCG

2 years

#Orkney

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

This bold fella tried to have cheeky nibble.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

Why do I sweat from the tits out to make a panda face?

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

1 year

40 degrees requires hat.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

3 years

Hello, 1000 new followers. I hope you like photos of my dog.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

#TeamNightshift getting in the spirit.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

10 months

Never forgot; a* pickled egg a day will keep everyone away. *This was my second **Three will give you terrible heartburn

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

3 years

Look, a little lap dog.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

1 year

I have had the best weekend with @BASICSScotland in Stirling on their PHEC course. My brain is full. Can I do pre-hospital forever?

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

Hey, it's me. I've got all the black biros. Sorry.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

1 year

Yes please.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

Just remembering that my watch thought I was having an incident at Saturday night's ceilidh and sent off messages to my emergency contact. Now there's a good ceilidh.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

"What kind of dog is this, mum?"

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

1 year

Sushi vibes.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

When your parents come to visit and bring up a box of your old stuff they're trying to get rid of.

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Sarah H

@GooseCG

2 years

Never have I gone back to the staff room to have a quiet drink!? It was mostly quick shower, home, bed. Repeat.

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2 years

"I don't think at any time he thought he was breaking the law... he thought just like many teachers and nurses who after a very long shift would go back to the staff room and have a quiet drink" Tory MP Michael Fabricant urges Boris Johnson to apologise