WWE in 96: Steve Austin, Brian Pillman, Vader, Foley, Dustin Rhodes, Marc Mero, Ron Simmons, Michael Hayes, Cornette, etc.
WCW in 96: Hogan, Savage, Razor, Diesel, Kid, Luger, Duggan, Earthquake, Rotunda, Elizabeth, Heenan, Okerlund, etc.
Edge didn't betray
@WWE
and Jade didn't
Republicans:
Pretend we didn't do what the whole world saw us do on live TV.
Demand to fix things that literally EVERY republican voted not to fix.
Tell LeBron, Kaepernick, & McConaughey to "stay out of politics" then cut to our guest Ted Nugent to help defend Jack Del Rio.
When Tony Khan wears sunglasses and dorkily cuts a promo on WWE, it’s awesome. When HHH calls AEW a “pissant company” at the HOF, it’s awesome. It’s ALL awesome. Both fanbases need to remove the sticks from their asses and have some goddamn fun for once in their shitty lives.
The main events of
#WrestleMania
2,3,4,5,10,12,13,14,15,17,18,19,24,26,27,29,34, and probably one or two I'm missing we ALL rematches. So shut up about that.
Watching hardcore Attitude Era and ECW fans tell Tony Khan to "concentrate on his own product" is pretty hilarious.
If Vince, Bischoff, or Heyman had Twitter in the 90s they would make Tony Khan's behavior look like Mr. Rogers.
Wouldn't it just be easier to admit you have an
WWE wrestlers: Good luck, Jade!
AEW Wrestlers: Good luck, Jade!
Tony Khan: Good luck, Jade!
Fans who aren’t obsessed with being assholes: Good luck, Jade!
Assholes: I’m going to be an asshole because I literally don’t have any other personality traits!
I totally get that many fans wanted McIntyre to win, but I'm a little confused why some are acting SO perplexed by the booking decision. Drew vs Punk is the match we are getting at SummerSlam, always has been. So if Gunther already has a locked in shot, how would that work if
There’s a big difference between how AEW uses legends and WWE uses legends. The Goldberg comparison isn’t fair, Goldberg was given the fucking title. Sting’s role will likely be just like Jake or Taz. Nothing wrong with legends on TV provided the show isn’t built around them.
CM Punk should come to Raw with his arm in a sling, call out Cody, and cut an Ace Steel-style promo encouraging him to fight. “10 years ago they drove me away for this very reason, don’t let them do the same thing to you.” Then have Punk slap him.
Oh so you don't like it when former WWE guys come to AEW and take shots at WWE? Cool. Do me a favor and go watch ALL of Steve Austin's ECW promos. Right now.👍
Dear
@WWE
,
The product y’all put on TV outside of NXT and Roman Reigns is really bad. Like super crazy insanely horribly terribly bad.
Sincerely,
Lifelong diehard loyal fan
Happy Birthday to fellow '77 baby,
@JohnCena
.
I always appreciated how well he played the role of a hero during WWE's post-Benoit era. John carried the flag and carried it well and was a perfect centerpiece for their new image.
His style was different, but not bad. He
I’m sure people will be pissed about this too. Just remember, after SummerSlam 1997 Owen Hart wore a shirt that said “I just broke your neck.“
If that didn’t bother you but Nia’s tweet does, congratulations, you’re biased.
I was AT the Raw where DX invaded Nitro. We all watched on the Titan Tron and were marking the fuck out. Not one person in the arena said “they should concentrate on their own product!!”
Made the hardest decision of my life today and said goodbye to my best friend, Bub. He was my warrior. On death’s door in Feb, he kicked out at 2 1/2 and gave me 10 months of extra time. It was the strongest bond I’ve ever had with a pet. He died peacefully in my arms at home.💔
The personality gap between regular fans living regular lives and the flustered, agitated, anger boys is truly astonishing.
WE see this funny little neck sell and laugh our asses off.
THEY slobber on themselves, go cross-eyed, and tag Cornette and Bischoff.
We're not the same.
I spent 23 yrs in a very homophobic part of the country with an abundance of churches and scarcity of basic education. Anyone who uses past mistakes to grow as a person and break free from the intolerance and bigotry that surrounds them has my respect. Jay's remorse was genuine.
The sky is not falling, the ship is not sinking, AEW will extend their TV rights deal and find a streaming platform. In about one year from now Dynamite will have existed longer than Nitro.
Do they have some issues? Yup. Do they need to be addressed? Yup. Have they already made
Just lost my THIRD friend in a year to suicide. Ladies, dudes, I’m begging you. If you ever have these thoughts FOR FUCKS SAKE call someone, text someone, tweet someone...just reach out. My DMs are indefinitely open. I’ll always listen.
The Dynamite Kid has passed away on his 60th birthday. He was arguably the best in-ring wrestler of the 80s. Watch his Stampede stuff. As good as anything in you'll see in NXT. He was a flawed man, but a helluva talent who inspired many. Sad day.
#RIPDynamiteKid
So I’ve been doing some research and I think I know why
#WWERaw
is doing all-time low ratings. After analyzing the data I’ve concluded that it’s because the show fucking sucks.
Tons of changes are needed to improve
@WWE
's ratings. But one thing I think would help in the short term is to DROP THE STUPID GIMMICK PPVs. Continue to have TLC, HIAC, and Chamber matches all you want, but book them when it's NECESSARY not because it's on the fucking calendar.
Dear losers with timelines 100% dedicated to compulsive AEW hate:
You are WAY softer and weaker than any "freakazoid" you spend every second of your day obsessing over.
You are far stranger and infinitely more awkward than Tony Khan could ever dream of being.
Mercedes wipes
Dear,
@TripleH
Please bring back the Winged Eagle belt, the Big Gold, or both. The current belts are soulless and excruciatingly boring. You have no idea how something this simple would rejuvenate the emotional investment in fans like myself. I can't think of ONE downside other
Hey,
@WWE
. Cancel your tapings and just replay the 1998 season Raw on
@USA_Network
for the the next few weeks. If we start now it'll be just in time for the build up to Highway To Hell and that badass music video.👍
@steveaustinBSR
@undertaker
OMG. Had a couple in here on their 1st date and the woman left after 15 mins. Apparently during small talk she revealed she was unvaxxed. Dude immediately said it’s not going to work out. She stormed off and left, he stayed and had a steak and a $200 bottle of cab. Legend.😂
Prediction: CM Punk's run in WWE will be a success. Being a jerkoff in THIS locker room just won't be an option. He can't walk around like King Shit banning m'fers. None of the veterans will tolerate that and I doubt Triple H will either.
I believe any talent who has an issue
Cody wins MITB
Cody vs Brock at SSlam-Cody wins but gets taken to hospital
Roman vs Jey at SSlam-Roman wins but loses entire Bloodline in the process
Announcers: "Roman lost his family, but he is still champion."
*Watermark/fadeout*
🎶ADRENALINE🎶
Cole: HOLD ON HOLD ON!!
I dare ANYONE to approach me and tell me who to cheer. You'll be lucky if all I do is punch your face. Pray we never meet, Thomas.
#TrueFan
#YouDeserveIt
👏👏👏👏👏
AEW is in a pandemic too, not just WWE. Don’t get too excited that EVERY one of these released talents will be on Dynamite. The only people hiring right now is fucking Amazon.
WWE ratings continue to tank. The end is near for Nick Con and the fed. This is what happens when you don't cater to the casuals and you just try to please your small niche of journalists and podcasters. Many of them silent today because they know I speak facts.
It's none of our faults that Vince McMahon is a disgusting POS. It's not our fault that this cretin's disturbed mind helped create an embarrassing and likely criminal culture inside of WWE.
Most of us are just wrestling fans trying to enjoy wrestling. No one asked for this, no
Unbelievably grateful for this little guy. It’s now been 4 months since I was told to put him down. I waited a couple of days just so I could process and then he started getting better. He’s virtually back to his old self now. At this rate he could make it through the year.🐈
In an age where WWE sells out stadium shows before a single match is announced, there are genuinely a large number of fans who purchased a
#WrestleMania
ticket specifically to watch
@CodyRhodes
finish his story. Cody isn't the one who should be "stepping aside" here.
Nervous about the details of the other passengers who were with Kobe. Everything from Rick Fox to his daughters floating around. What a horrible fucking day.
#RIPKobeBryant
As if things can't get shitty enough it should be noted that we just hit the 15-year anniversary of the murders of Nancy and Daniel Benoit. Easily the worst tragedy to ever hit pro-wrestling. Heartbreaking and haunting to even think about.
#Woman
Mauro should be calling this match. (Cole blaming voice problems)
Thanks, Graves. Keep being a prick, you're amazing at it.
Mauro, I wish you realized how valued and loved you are. You should be confidently telling the goofy dressing twerp to stick it up his ass.
#SurvivorSeries
There has literally never been a worse time to attempt to do this match. We wanted you for YEARS and when you finally agree to do it, you sabotage the story of WWE's top guy? Webster's doesn't even have a word to describe the disappointment I've felt since last night. FIX IT.
There’s a word for this explosive, insane reaction - undeniable.
No matter the era, the decade, or the city, the energy and connection between the People’s Champ and the People can never be broken and is truly an electrifying experience that creates chills every single time.
I’ve never seen a creepier fucking image in my life. I mean just look at him. Standing there like an angry constipated baby along with a wife who hates him. If you Christians think this guy gives a flying fuck about you, you are crazier than a virgin birth and a talking snake.
Thank you again for all the well wishes on my grandmother. She passed away peacefully a few hours ago. I appreciate everyone's kind words, y'all are the absolute best. This is no tragedy, she lived life to the fullest and died a VERY old lady. We should all be so lucky.
What kind of fucked up reality does one have to live in to post shitty "you didn't use him right" comments on WWE's Jon Huber tributes? He died and left a wife and kids behind, you grotesque fucking cretin. Real life is more important than fake fighting. Grow up.
#RIPBrodieLee
I haven't felt the least bit confused, mislead, or angry about any Mercedes Mone reports from
@SeanRossSapp
. This is due to the fact that I can read words and understand what they mean. This level of reading comprehension was taught to me somewhere between 3rd and 6th grade.
AEW could bring Eddie Guerrero back from the fucking dead and you'd have people claiming "Eddie was never a draw so his resurrection won't be that big of a deal" just to stubbornly resist against the AEW growth that makes them so hilariously butthurt. What a community.👍
"You wanted this match for years and now you're complaining?" is complete horseshit take and no one can be dumb enough to believe that.
It's not the match itself fans are bothered by, it's the sacrifices needed to make it happen. We don't need common sense explained to us, you
If Brock would be so kind as to maybe step in the fucking ring on
#RAW
for the first time since Abraham Lincoln was president WWE could have an excellent go-home main event tag between Brock/Drew vs Roman/Seth....ya know, like the good ol' days. Too bad Brock's a butthole.
Not that
@Fightful
needs my help defending them as the folks who work there can easily dispose of weak and jealous trolls on their own...
BUT, I find it deeply hilarious that whenever someone gets butthurt about
@SeanRossSapp
or anyone else there, their response is always to
Sometimes I like a really compelling story that I can become invested in. Other times I just like to enjoy competitive matches between two amazing talents.
I watch some promotions as a casual fan, I watch some promotions as a hardcore fan. I like big crowds, I like small
WWE has come to terms on the release of Vince McMahon, Stephanie McMahon, Bruce Prichard, Kevin Dunn and their 12-person Hollywood writing team. Triple H will take over as CEO, his first act will be rehiring Jim Johnston and finding a wrestling YouTuber to be head of creative.
The crowd reaction Orange Cassidy receives should kill any debate about the guy. The audience fucking LOVES him. To tell the fans what's "best for wrestling" or what they should or should not like is something WWE would do. Don't be like them.
#AEWDynamite