A decade after dramatically quitting his job in an angry huff and badmouthing his former corporate employer at every opportunity, a middle-aged man recently returned to the employer with his tail...

Longtime wrestling fans may remember may remember Damon Striker as a plucky WCW upstart — and now, 26 years later, he is finally getting a chance at real stardom by signing with AEW. Little is known...

Barely an hour after winning the Raw Tag Team Championships with Braun Strowman, professional wrestler Nicholas has been slapped with a 30-day suspension after a routine urine test revealed traces of...

God, the omnipotent and eternal creator of the universe, was reportedly “overjoyed” to hear that the latest plague He unleashed upon the world has achieved its desired effect — the disruption of...

A digest of professional wrestling news for the morning of September 4, 2019: New All Elite Wrestling Chris Jericho (real name Christopher Jerry Koe) reportedly filed a police report in Tallahassee...

A quarterly meeting of the World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) Board of Directors was disrupted yesterday by a mysterious cloaked figure calling himself a “higher power.” While the board was discus...

Nyla Rose is quietly making history as professional wrestling’s first transgender woman, but does the AEW star have an unfair advantage due to her genetics? Yes, according to small but vocal minority...

Following the mind-bogglingly, Earth-shatteringly historic announcement of an upcoming all-women pay-per-view called Evolution, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) further revealed that the event...

Hunter Hearst Helmsley, newly bequeathed heir to the WWE empire, has wasted no time in making some major changes to the company, including his decree this morning that the company will henceforth be...

Amid complaints from advertisers that macabre sports-entertainer The Fiend is “too scary” for younger viewers, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) plans to soon reveal the Fiend’s kinder, happier...

World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced today that, in response to the country’s history of corruption and egregious affronts to human rights, the company will no longer host sports-entertain...

For the first time in more than 35 years, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) may be forced to cancel its annual flagship event, WrestleMania, due to a scheduling conflict that will prevent musical...

Amid a disastrous and politically bungled public health crisis, a spiralling economy, and mounting evidence that he could have largely mitigated both if he had just listened to the adults in the...

The so-called Internet Wrestling Community (IWC) is abuzz today after leaked documents revealed that The Young Bucks, a high-flying tag team on the independent wrestling circuit, will soon debut in...

Despite an unprovoked sneak attack last October that left Roman Reigns temporarily hospitalized, WWE’s most despised monster heel, Lou Keymia, ultimately proved no match for the tenacious Big Dog....

In an exclusive interview with Kayfabe News, the 27-year-old man who interrupted last night’s WWE Hall of Fame induction ceremony denied culpability, insisting “Bret tackled Bret.” The fan, clad in a...

Fans of professional sports-entertainment are gearing up for the raucous annual Raw after WrestleMania, and the excitement will continue as the pre-show for WrestleMania 36 will commence immediately...

The grapplers of World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) eventually got out of Saudi Arabia last week after a long and mysterious delay — except for Zachary “Zack” Ryder, who was in the restroom when his...

Backstage sources within WWE reveal that abrasive professional wrestler CM Punk will return to the company at its annual Survivor Series event tonight by emerging from a strange egg that has myster...

WWE Hall of Famer and US “President” Donald Trump announced this morning that his preposterous plan to build a wall along the Mexican border will be led by professional wrestling “booker” Vince...

Leaked details emerged today about forthcoming videogame WWE 2K19, revealing that current reigning and “defending” Universal Champion Brock Lesnar will be a playable character, but only on a quarte...

Lawmakers in Florida, Georgia and Kentucky are among the first in the United States to implement a law that requires all fans of professional wrestling who walk around in public carrying expensive...

Bradley “Brock” Lesnar, a plucky young sports-entertainer who has been generating buzz for his tireless work ethic and positive can-do attitude, has finally clawed his way to WWE’s main-event...

As World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) enters the home-stretch of the so-called "Road to WrestleMania," the company announced that the pre-show for the annual pay-per-view spectacular will begin...

Professional wrestler Brock Lesnar seemed to be displaying a softer, gentler side of his personality this morning when he granted a Make-A-Wish request, but the occasion turned nightmarish when...

Amid escalating tensions and violence in the Middle East, WWE Hall of Famer and US “President” has authorized the deployment of America’s most sophisticated tactical weapon: Hulk Hogan. Sources in...

Wedding bells are ringing for popular sports-entertainers Becky Lynch and Seth Rollins after “The Man” surreptitiously drugged and abducted her fiancee last night for a drive-through wedding at a...

WrestleMania, the popular annual sports-entertainment spectacular, has been called off after World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) was alerted that Flo Rida — whose musical performances are marquee...

During a conference call with shareholders this morning, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) executives said the company is projecting record-breaking profits in 2022 thanks to the cost-cutting...

Apparently trying to capitalize on the success of this weekend’s “All In” event — dubbed the biggest independent show in wrestling history — World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced today that...

Legendary professional sports-entertainer Andre the Giant is reportedly a “near-sure-thing” to come out of retirement for a one-off appearance at WWE’s next lucrative event in Saudi Arabia. Much like...

With the release of WWE 2K20 just around the corner, videogame enthusiasts are eager to try the newest features of the series, such as the ability to play as Brock Lesnar a realistic four times per...

Apparently seeking to outdo longtime rival Vince McMahon, media mogul Ted Turner held a press conference today to announce the impending TBS premiere of World Championship Football (WCF). Billed as...

Former WWE Tag Team Champion Nicholas [SURNAME UNKNOWN] will finally get the recognition he deserves as a sports-entertainment pioneer when he is inducted into WWE’s prestigious Hall of Fame. “I knew...

Anticipation for WrestleMania reached a fever pitch this week when it was revealed that one of the greatest performers in WWE history will square off against a bald schmuck when, respectively, Baron...

Whereas most architects aspire to design buildings with aesthetic appeal and enduring structural integrity, architect and sports-entertainer Seth Rollins asks arsonists to destroy his architecture...

The first major stop on the so-called “Road to WrestleMania” is tonight’s WWE Royal Rumble, and the aftermath of tonight’s bouts will be examined in the WrestleMania pre-show, scheduled to begin at...

Fans of sports-entertainment were unanimously impressed with the timeless beauty of World Wrestling Entertainment’s newly unveiled 24/7 Championship belt, but most people are unaware that the...

With a mere 17 tickets estimated to have been sold for the live WWE Stomping Grounds event in Tacoma, the company announced today that several “WrestleMania-caliber” bouts have been added to the...

With just days remaining until the biggest professional wrestling event of the year, WrestleMania has been cancelled due to allegations that some — perhaps all — of the matches have been rigged. WWE...

WWE Hall of Famer and US “President” Donald Trump announced this morning that his preposterous plan to build a wall along the Mexican border will be led by professional wrestling “booker” Vince...

World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced this morning that, “due to overwhelming demand for longer programming,” its flagship weekly program, Monday Night Raw, will air live for five hours....

Although professional sports-entertainer Curt Hawkins has been on an embarrassing losing streak on WWE’s Raw brand — winless in more than 200 matches — he is faring much better on 205 Live, where he...

Legendary sports-entertainer Shawn Michaels (real name Hinkly Michaelbottoms) reportedly has his eye on returning for one last match this year at WrestleMania, though he also reportedly has his other...

According to a source within World Wrestling Entertainment (who, for the sake of anonymity, asked that we call him simply Jinder M.), fans can look forward to even more of the company’s weekly...

In what is being described by professional wrestling historians as a “truly unprecedented happening for the sport,” a retired wrestler did not come out of retirement this week. Adam “Edge” Copeland,...

We hope you’re sitting down, because Kayfabe News is about to deliver a shocking exclusive that may just knock your socks off. It has been confirmed by several anonymous backstage sources that WWE...

In the latest in a series of bombshell announcements from World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), longtime sports-entertainment mogul Vince McMahon announced today his plans to retire to a seniors’...

Mexican professional wrestlers, or “luchadors,” have turned their backs on decades of tradition by eschewing their elaborate masks after learning from social media that wearing a mask is somehow an...

Professional sports-entertainer and 60-year-old manchild Marty Jannetty just can’t seem to keep his virtual foot out of his mouth these days, having seemingly confessed to a long-ago murder, and then...

The ongoing confirmation hearings of Glenn Kane Jacobs, mayor-elect of Knox County, TN, have been sidelined by allegations that the politician had an “indecent relationship” with a woman who, for the...

A fearsome face from the past has returned to World Wrestling Entertainment, as Ryback shocked fans and pundits alike by winning a major championship on the night of his return. Upon capturing the...

The stock price of World Wrestling Entertainment suffered a “bodysmash” of its own this week after leaked documents revealed to shareholders that the outcomes of some of the company’s bouts may be...

Retired sports-entertainer David “Dave” “Batista” Bautista can add another milestone to his impressive career this spring when he takes his rightful place in the WWE Hall of Fame. Batista has come a...

A study published today in the New England Journal of Sports-Entertainment Physiology proves something pro wrestlers have intuitively known for decades — that lowering the shoulder-straps of a...

Despite publicly declaring that he would “never ever ever” compete again in World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), new evidence has emerged that CM Punk made an incognito return under a mask in the...

Fans of sports entertainment worldwide are united in celebration today following WWE’s long-awaited confirmation that Flo Rida’s annual performance at WrestleMania will be the “longest one yet” this...

The hiring bonanza of former WWE talent to AEW (American Extreme Wrestling) continued today with another coup, as the upstart promotion signed former WWE Tag Team Champion Nicholas.  Nicholas burst...

Big Billy Goldberg, a plucky young sports-entertainer who built a stellar reputation on the independent wrestling scene, has finally reached the big time with an underdog victory at Super Show Down...

During an exclusive interview with Kayfabe News, professional sports-entertainment commentator Michael Cole — father of NXT up-and-comer Adam Cole — reveals what his son was like as a baybay. “Oh,...

Professional wrestling videogames have long sought to re-create the visceral experience of WWE programming, and the upcoming instalment in the WWE 2K series is reportedly so realistic that you’ll...

A small but devoted group of sports-entertainees who have become known as the “ringside regulars,” due to their ubiquitous presence in the front row at WWE live events, have inexplicably managed to...

According to leaked WWE documents, this weekend’s Elimination Chamber pay-per-view will see the return of the lawnmower-riding trio formerly known as the Mexicools — re-branded as National Emergency....

The Marvel Universe and the WWE Universe will collide this April at WrestleMania when fans finally find out who’s tougher: Drax the Destroyer or Ray Bradstone, the school bus driver from The Chaper...

Independent wrestling promotions often emulate the themes and characters of World Wrestling Entertainment, but emulation became pure plagiarism last night when fledgling indy league AEW (American...

Remember that arrogant pretty-boy who sat behind you in tenth-grade chemistry class — the one who was popular with girls even though he was super-condescending and made the less-confident guys like...