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Goldilocks🙃

7 months

Reintroducing to you on the 6th day of March, 2024; G.A Olofu(LLB,BL, AICMC) Appearing for all the pretty property lawyers😌 Jesus did this guys!!

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@Goldkathryn_

8 months

Their what??? Collective dads!!! Your girl is a lawyer!! Like proper lawyer.

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@Goldkathryn_

10 months

And now, my watch has ended at the Nigerian Law School Yenagoa🥳🥳 Thus far, the Lord has helped us. Thank you Jesus!!.

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@Goldkathryn_

6 months

@Mazi_Ifenna Lmaoooooo. You would have just said mediator and conciliator. Gives off "the man of peace" vibe😅

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@Goldkathryn_

7 months

I am about to get called into the largest Bar in Africa. If I offended you, apologise before 2:00p.m today , because na me dey reign o. Toh!!

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@Goldkathryn_

7 months

Quoting this with my favourite CTB picture because she really did take my pictures🥺 @nicole_adehi I casually tweeted this and never had it in mind that she would even acknowledge the tweet. She did and she made magic. Thank you❤

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@Goldkathryn_

7 months

I act like I am okay, but I'd really love @nicole_adehi to take my CTB pictures🥺🥺You are surprised I haven't taken pictures? I promise you people o, I am a serious person🤧atleast I try to be🙂

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@Goldkathryn_

23 days

The 27th year 🥂 🥳🎂 The year i live in my daydream❤

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@Goldkathryn_

2 years

@Florence_Esq Oh...now I get this gist. Thanks for this update. That was why my Principal told me to prepare to go to PH with him to challenge this judgement and I told him ayam coming😂😂😂

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@Goldkathryn_

8 months

You people!!! Jesus did it... 7 roommates, we all passed. We passed o. All my friends passed. Like we are never going back to the Nigerian law school.

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@Goldkathryn_

2 years

Myself, Room 11 and my friends finish law school, it will not finish us and very well too. I close 6 figure deals this year😌

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@Goldkathryn_

25 days

Everyday, non-lawyers have the strongest opinions on THE LAW and what it should be, as against what it is....Twitter people please naw🧎🏽‍♀️We know we studied the course "by mistake" and in a "lawless" country but please🧎🏽‍♀️

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@Goldkathryn_

3 months

@EzinneamakaO Should a 26 year old woman not know better? With your clear eye, you got pregnant for a 19 year old. I kuku blame David. He won't stay in one place.

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@Goldkathryn_

7 months

WhatsApp saw it first🤭 The szn is upon us my smile 🥺>>>

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@Goldkathryn_

7 months

My namesake and roommate y'all😌❤ I'll be introducing y'all to the finest lawyers next week, watch this space🤝🏾🤭

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@Goldkathryn_

3 months

Unprovoked, this Registrar looks at me and says: So you're a mainland lawyer behaving like a V.I lawyer😭😭 Whatever this means, Jesus please take me out of here🤧

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@Goldkathryn_

1 month

Lmao. Randomly remembered when my coursemate said she collected money to buy "Trespass to land" textbook from her dad in 200L😂

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@Goldkathryn_

2 years

@Dalunna1 @temitop_ Abeg o. You can have sense without suffering. Somethings you experience damage you instead of teaching you

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@Goldkathryn_

25 days

@Wizarab10 You're not judging this correctly o. You could have just stopped at them considering that he is a minor which the court would consider. But that minor almost took a life, what was the intent when he used a pestle on her head, not leg, not stomach... head.

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@Goldkathryn_

5 months

You guys😂😂my first appearance is on thursday😂wish me luck. I might cry or collapse in court🤧

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@Waheediiiiii

5 months

No case this week. I don't know how, but thank you, God. Also, God, please don't let anybody give your baby boy his/her file to go to court abeg. I wan rest🙏🙏

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@Goldkathryn_

3 years

AbujaTwitter community👀What's good??

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@Goldkathryn_

7 months

Seeing proud parents this week was top tier😂😂or was it when they cautioned them against clapping or screaming "thank you Jesus", or videoing us...Omo!! Parents literally damned them😂

keji baby peperempe♥️

@madamkeji

7 months

My man for life for life😂😂😂❤️

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@Goldkathryn_

6 months

God, please give me a fine ass man🤲🏾A man I'll gush over for the rest of my life.I need that win🤭

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@Goldkathryn_

4 months

A featured photo because I met so many cool people I didn't take pictures with today and I regret it🥺 And boy, I am attending the next one🥳 #AfricaCyberfest24

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@Goldkathryn_

2 months

However it goes, I voted for TOBENNA EROJIKWE with my full chest. No one put in the work physically like he did. Atleast to the best of my knowledge. Anyways, I can't wait to laugh at this tier 1 lawyer on whatsapp😂I fit chop blocking today😭

Chube Billions✨

@kvngchube

2 months

Today, I'm happy I didn't take any side publicly. Because I cannot deal with any banter. I'll cry. I'm not mature. 😂😂😂

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@Goldkathryn_

3 months

@EzinneamakaO Lol, it's just that somethings cannot be said here but believe you me, a 26 year old woman who slept with a 19 year old knew EXACTLY what she was doing. But let us blame David for having bad character🙏because true true, his own is too much now.

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@Goldkathryn_

3 months

It is sha in your best interest to be at peace with all men like the Bible said. Because these dates the courts are given. Toh!!

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@Goldkathryn_

5 months

Lmao, what were you people saying about NLS love again yesterday please😂😂There was this particular girl that kept marking territory with my study buddy, children of God, 5 months later, engagement picture has dropped and it's not featuring my guy of course😂😂😂

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@Goldkathryn_

2 months

@__Sarah52 I don't know if its the tweet or your display name 😂😂😂

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@Goldkathryn_

2 years

@AbassOyeyemi Your caption is everything sha. Really tired of the drama on Twitter. Everyday

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@Goldkathryn_

2 months

My friend who is diabetic told me he went to get his drugs last week and he couldn't get even one. That the prices had gone up so he just came back home. This is not life. This is not the way to live. #EndBadGovernanceInNigeria

Agbara Nwanyi

@0hammiri

2 months

A pack of insulin went from 25k to 150k in 1 year. If that doesn’t mean that Tinuke is after my life, I don’t know what else that means.

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@Goldkathryn_

1 year

Well, very thankful for the baby face gene from my mum and her people because this age I just turned🧎‍♀️🤲🏾God I plead with you o. All that glitters and still GOLD btw😌 And yes, Twitter(X) saw it last because @Doctor_foureyez and co don't deserve me😒

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@Goldkathryn_

2 years

@Ayannnfejesu Ophilia is nice. You could get it almost anywhere

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@Goldkathryn_

10 months

I am idoma but the Swange dance of tiv people😍😍>>>>>>

Iwuese Bossua

@_iwuese

10 months

TIV DOO.

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@Goldkathryn_

23 days

My mum called at 5:48a.m to pray for me and ends the call with I'll call you again by 7:30a.m because that was the time I gave birth to you😭😂the sweetest fr.

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@Goldkathryn_

7 months

From using a random lawyer's picture off Pinterest as my lockscreen wallpaper for months in law school as some form of "drive", to finally using my CTB picture as my lockscreen wallpaper....Whoosh!! What a time to be alive😌

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@Goldkathryn_

1 year

@AmarachiAustin That wan is pursue they will pursue o😩😂😂😂😂pursue is different from chase. Haaa!!😂

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@Goldkathryn_

3 years

@dhaboy01 That smell that comes from a properly sunned dress washed with a detergent that has a nice smell

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@Goldkathryn_

1 month

My own is just to be liking the wins of others, especially the ones that align with what I want for myself🤭Surely, the congratulations will go round.

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@Goldkathryn_

2 years

Her own bookstore- both beautiful and scarred.

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@Goldkathryn_

7 months

You people, my friend hardly ever wants to blow his own trumpet😭😭IFENNA OKEKE is a double FIRST CLASS lawyer. I need him to blow pieces in this profession so he can keep sending me money. Teinz🤸🥳

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@Mazi_Ifenna

7 months

It took 7 years, but God did it. Now M.I Okeke, Esq. Solicitor and Advocate. ❤️

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@Goldkathryn_

6 months

@The_Barr_OluT Wait, please don't tell me this is from the talking stage that made you go late to work yesterday or so?🙏

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@Goldkathryn_

5 months

Guysssss, I think @WATLegal is standing right in front of me, and I am too shy to say hi😂😂😂😂

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@Goldkathryn_

3 years

@ItzCharles69 @MargaretObi1 Him or her? Who's your favourite twin among them?😂

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@Goldkathryn_

2 years

After passing my bar exams next year, I'll get myself a really expensive gift because I have really tried in this life😊Bookmarking this because I am coming back to it this time next year.

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@Goldkathryn_

7 months

I am a simple woman,all I have done today and will do till 7th march is just be shouting "De Law", Esquireeee!! That's all dears.

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@Goldkathryn_

5 months

Lol, they should just try to give young lawyers microphone in this NBA conference so we can voice out what we have to pass through in the hands of this "old" lawyers all in the name of pupilage so everywhere can scatter on National TV because, this 50k is paining my life😭😭

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@Goldkathryn_

5 months

Well-dressed male lawyers😍>>>>>

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@Goldkathryn_

1 month

@Baba_Shawn_II Paraphrasing o🙈With long life will I satisfy you, the power of life and death lies in the tongue and then I go on ahead to counter it, whatsoever we bind on earth is bound in heaven and so on....

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@Goldkathryn_

8 months

Dear God, allow this site open let me crase this crase in Hallelujah challenge this night🥺🤲🏾Give me this one, AGAIN!!

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@Goldkathryn_

10 months

@Dtnsophiepresh The amakwa m o😩😂😂Such a bold child....with this level of audacity, to beat the pikin go even hard you😂

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@Goldkathryn_

2 months

My boss has asked us to not come to the office from tomorrow 🥺Take a look at this God😭😭Doing wonders Hallelujah 🎶🙌🏼💃

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@Goldkathryn_

2 years

2022 is the first year in all my years as an adult I didn't cry myself to sleep on so many days, I felt peace, started and still on my healing process. Might not be a big deal to you but it is a win to me. 2022 came with ease,2023 will be better🥂

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@Goldkathryn_

7 months

Lol, let me put this out here on time: My call date is on the 6th of march(wednesday), if you cannot say congratulations in peace, hold it. If you bring the BS of "Oh the profession is a joke rn in the country"' I will block you God knows. We worked for this.

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@Goldkathryn_

5 months

In all of this, the "mma anyi si" brethren from Anambra must not contribute. That is where I will step in. Let us not attlact curses this Sunday. Selah🙏

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@Goldkathryn_

2 months

Let it be on record that unprovoked, a male lawyer called me "feminist wey dey beg for bounty(chocolate)" today. So when they are dragging male lawyers and I collect the microphone to drag them like tiger gen, you'll understand my plight 😒

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@Goldkathryn_

4 months

Being used as the face model of a thriving real estate firm in 2020 really gave me an edge. 3 months post call, and I have had to answer so many questions from colleagues as regards acquisition of properties and guide them properly, atleast to the best of my knowledge. Grateful

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@Goldkathryn_

3 months

The highest meme posters i know on whatsapp are lawyers 😂 God plis, may our careers not be like our gallery🧎🏽‍♀️😭😂

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@Goldkathryn_

1 year

@6ryte Gaslight keh😩😂😂😂😂don't cause fight between God and His children. All I know is after watching that video, it felt like my IQ had dropped because I couldn't reconcile what I was hearing with the literal meaning of these things. No ooo. Twitter is that place abeg!! Jesus!

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@Goldkathryn_

3 months

@_DeejustDee @Adedamolarr Because that is not the facial expression of a woman naira is maintaining😂

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@Goldkathryn_

16 days

@SamoraFortune "I don't take anyone who doesn't try to try seriously" sounded demeaning tbvh. It just sounded somehow. She could have conveyed her message in a better way too. Somehow it felt like litigators are the most intelligent and every other lawyer

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@Goldkathryn_

5 months

What is in-house dispute resolution for?😭You will offer me 100m, the igbo woman in me will now say: Mummy e try mana tinyekwo🥺🧎🏽‍♀️additu something

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@TheIgboWolf

5 months

I miss when rich families will just pay you to leave their children. wym press release

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@Goldkathryn_

7 months

Okay okay, I'll never or atleast I'll try not to ever drag male lawyers again🥺🥺I have seen the light because these guys are sweet humans🥺

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@Goldkathryn_

4 months

Am I the only one that blocks people from viewing my WhatsApp status when we grow apart? Because I feel you shouldn't know me on that level anymore? Because I mean, that's my personal space🙃😑

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@Goldkathryn_

2 years

I got balloons 🥳🥳My birthday 😊

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@Goldkathryn_

1 month

@ChiomaKJane Please o Chioma, AGC is ongoing. There are pressing matters that your profession is trying to iron out. Let me not report you to LPDC

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@Goldkathryn_

2 months

Today is my mum's birthday and all she has done today is gist with me😂😂❤ As my parents get older, my prayer remains constant; that God gives them long life and sound health, just for me🥺❤

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@Goldkathryn_

2 months

This new week, I am just here to remind us that we all have issues and things going on in our lives. If you want people in your life, make that effort not excuses. Selah!

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@Goldkathryn_

1 month

@The_Barr_OluT Lmaooooo

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@Goldkathryn_

29 days

God, please gimme my moneeeeeeyyyyyy😩😩Please naw🥲

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@Goldkathryn_

2 years

I really can't tell how Nigerians manage to keep their head above water everyday and still manage to laugh seeing we wake up to one bad news everyday. Catching cruise just had to be a life skill we all learned just so we don't lose our minds completely. It hurts being a Nigerian

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@Goldkathryn_

3 years

@MargaretObi1 someone once gave me his atm card to use for an entire weekend.Just has to be it😂😂that was the first and last of it's kind.😂

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@Goldkathryn_

3 years

@MargaretObi1 Therefore we shall continue to be singu until the one we want wants us😪

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@Goldkathryn_

2 years

@CalebMusic8 For this tweet, you will walk and never stumble🤝

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@Goldkathryn_

6 months

I came to the office and the complex is empty😭😭😭😭😭What kind of life is this? Who sent me??

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@Goldkathryn_

3 years

@SpiricocoNg Our assignment is to bring people to Christ; introduce them to Jesus and step away. Let the Holy spirit do His work.

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@Goldkathryn_

5 months

Showing up everyday is hard, do it regardless. It'll be worth it soon.

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@Goldkathryn_

2 months

2024 has been my best year yet🥺❤A day at a time and everything good comes. Again, God can be trusted, God can be totally relied on.

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@Goldkathryn_

8 months

Nobody was left behind, all my friends, my roommates, my study buddy, everybody PASSED!! OMO!! GOD, you did this one. You did it o and we are here to openly say thank you.

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@Goldkathryn_

1 month

Good morning guys. There's a law firm at Ikeja looking to employ a male lawyer. Please reach out if you are interested.

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@Goldkathryn_

6 days

I maybe wrong, but I think dressing according to your body type is a form of respect and love for your body.

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@Goldkathryn_

4 months

People automatically feel you can fix anything by merely being a lawyer. I am but a new wig sir😭🧎🏽‍♀️before police arrests me.

AGBO OBINNAYA

@AgboObinnaya

4 months

What's your first reality check after getting called to the bar? 🤔

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@Goldkathryn_

4 months

😂😂will they fly? Or become invisible. Energy tho>>>>If you are under my roof, you must know Jesus please😂

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@BradleyMadlala

4 months

I’m not forcing anyone. All I know is I’m locking an EMPTY house at 8am every Sunday.

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@Goldkathryn_

8 days

@The_Barr_OluT Lmao. Please greet them for us. They have fans

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@Goldkathryn_

5 months

Update: The court isn't sitting today🥲

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@Goldkathryn_

5 months

You guys😂😂my first appearance is on thursday😂wish me luck. I might cry or collapse in court🤧

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@Goldkathryn_

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Lol, I honestly see nothing wrong with it. We must not all be litigation lawyers. Even before I was called, I knew I wasn't going to be involved for too long. Even though it's happening faster than I would have ordinarily wanted it to.

VOTRE AVOCATE⚖️🇨🇦

@IfeomaSolanke_O

17 days

'I am not interested in litigation.' is not the flex you think it is as a young lawyer. I don't take anyone who does not even try to try seriously. There is this edge, legal awareness and foresight that having a stint at least in litigation gives.

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@Goldkathryn_

2 years

Since 8:00a.m An extra vote for Peter Obi😊

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@Goldkathryn_

3 months

@AgboObinnaya That was something!! I seee where the love for politics came from. It's in the family

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@Goldkathryn_

6 months

I pray that "BSC in law" lady's situation is managed properly. Gosh!! She'll feel soo bad.

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@Goldkathryn_

9 months

@lohwis God should just use me to show off like this😩🤲🏾🧎‍♀️It's beg I am begging.

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@Goldkathryn_

6 months

Got just one thing from this video, you literally do not have a reason to be sad about anything in life🥺I mean, in that condition and she is genuinely the happiest person you can think of... Gosh!!❤❤

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6 months

The way I cried when I realized the song she wanted to hear 🥹🥹❤️

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@Goldkathryn_

7 months

A remote job that pays in dollars before the next Hallelujah challenge🙏

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@MrMekzy_

7 months

Tweet it into existence!

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@Goldkathryn_

7 months

Esquirrrrreeeee week🥳💃

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@Goldkathryn_

3 years

To strong women❤; May we be them May we know them May we raise them #InternationalWomensDay

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@Goldkathryn_

1 month

You guys, so I begin my GRC journey today😁Wish me luck.

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@Goldkathryn_

21 days

You guys, God can be trusted o. Like mad!!

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@Goldkathryn_

12 days

Please, somebody that is begging God for money, what's the quickest way to get Him to answer before something spoils in my life😭😭

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@Goldkathryn_

2 months

@ifedolapo_sanni Actually they do😂😂😂

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@Goldkathryn_

8 months

Double first class lawyer!!! Y'all, this is my friend. And I am so proud❤❤❤So proud

Ifenna Okeke

@Mazi_Ifenna

8 months

When I thought God was done with me, he said, “Son look, I am just getting started”. And he came through again! Ladies and Gentlemen, I passed the Bar!!!!’ 🎉🎉🎉 M.I Okeke. LLB (First Class Honours) B.L, (First Class Honours) God did! ❤️

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@Goldkathryn_

5 months

There was a mistake made while uploading my name, in less than a week he helped me rectify it from law school without me coming over to Abuja or writing any letter. And he said I don't even know why I helped you🥺

Seisarl

@Dshawtiescorner

5 months

What is the Nicest thing a stranger has ever done for you? Don’t air me, please 🥺🥺

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Goldilocks🙃

@Goldkathryn_

1 month

H.C Army, Pastor Nath just announced a one day Special Hallelujah challenge on Monday the 26th of August🥳💃💃💃💃see you there like mad ooo.

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Goldilocks🙃

@Goldkathryn_

4 months

Lol, you could go 4 months without hearing or speaking with your friend and y'all are cool, and you are not the friend to show up at your friend's child's birthday party. And we should clap for you for being so unavailable. Well, some of you may end up alone at old age

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Goldilocks🙃

@Goldkathryn_

16 days

You'll think he's joking😂my guy asked me to draft a retainer agreement

Ifenna Okeke

@Mazi_Ifenna

17 days

@WATLegal @Goldkathryn_ is my lawyer.

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