What I’ve learned from
#OceanGate
:
The general population really hate rich people.
Those same people wish they were rich.
No matter how much or how little you have, we’re all still human beings. The lack of compassion is abominable.
#Titan
#TitanicRescue
Mason Cox 1st half vs the Giants:
0 Disposals
0 Marks
0 Tackles
0 Goals
0 Metres gained
1 Free against
47:58 Minutes of cardio
MORE TWEETS ABOUT THE GIANTS THAN TOUCHES🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#AFLGiantsPies
#ASS
Collingwood fans doing the “Collingwooood” chant while a Melbourne player is knocked out cold waiting for a stretcher sums up that fanbase to perfection.
#AFLPiesDees
To be fair though if the Hawks didn’t kick all those goals in the 1st and 3rd quarter and Collingwood kicked them instead, it may be a different story.
#AFLHawksPies
We are suspending players who are going for the ball for 3 weeks.
Lachie Shultz attempts to king hit Acres in the back of the head, off the ball and only gets 1 week.
Absolute joke of a system
BREAKING NEWS🚨: Marcus Bontempelli has been eliminated from Brownlow medal contention after Andrew Dillons wife said he “wasn’t in the mix”.
via (
@7AFL
)
Brian Taylor is an absolute disgrace and shouldn’t be allowed to commentate. He has now said multiple times that Sam Walsh intentionally put his head into the ground.
I expect an apology in the next 24 hours or else we will consider our legal options for defamation.
#WorpaNation
Maynard turned his shoulder into his head therefore electing to bump, absolute cheap shot.
That’s 3+ weeks if the AFL is serious about concussion which will eliminate him from playing anymore games in the 2023 AFL season.
#AFLPiesDees
How the fuck do Melbourne keep getting home games at the MCG when they have about 10 people show up, compared to Carlton who play half their home games at Marvel and sell it out against interstate sides.
Andrew Dillon sort it out, Ta.
#AFLDeesLions
Almost died today.
A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me.
Luckily, the season opener between Sydney and Melbourne was playing on the TV.
He suddenly started watching and fell asleep. Thank God
#AFLSwansDees
Nick Daicos tonight:
42% Disposal efficiency
13 Contested hesitations
20% Kicking efficiency
0 Goals
0 Contested marks
0 Tackles inside 50
0 Goal assists
1 Free against
Talked to himself 34 times
THE LIGHTS WERE TOO BRIGHT😨😨
WHAT THE FUCK IS RATUGOLEA DOING????
#AFLSwansPower
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE INTENSITY FROM LAST WEEK! 🤬 US CUNTS BETTER DO FUCKING SOMETHING.......IF SWANS GET TO 60 POINTS BEFORE WE SCORE A GOAL WE ARE FUCKED!
LACE THE BOOTS UP TIGHTER AND STAND THE FUCK UP BOYS! NOW!!!!! 😢
How is that not a 50m penalty?
This is the most garbage umpiring I’ve ever seen, they couldn’t make it any more obvious that they want Collingwood to win.
#AFLNorthPies
SAM FUCKING WALSH TONIGHT:
34 Disposals
2 Goals
6 Marks
3 Clearances
8 Tackles
618 Metres Gained
DIOR MOUTHGUARD (DRIP)
40 FUCKING 3 PRESSURE ACTS
BEST PLAYER IN THE AFL🔥🐐💙
I finally understand why Sam Walsh gets so much hate:
He’s handsome
He’s rich
Right wing alpha
Your girlfriend loves him
Makes million dollar business deals daily
Best player in the AFL
Pro Trump
ALL OF YOU AFL UMPIRES CAN GO GET FUCKED!!!!!! I HOPE MATT STEVIC AND SIMON MEREDITH GET FUCKING SACKED, YOU FUCKING MUTTS!!!!! FUCK ANDREW DILLON, THE BRISBANE HATING MUTT!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
#AFLPiesLions
Eric Hipwood tonight:
5 Disposals
0 Goals
0% Scoring Accuracy
59 Metres gained
3 Frees against
0 Contested marks
SIGN HIM FOR ANOTHER 6 YEARS🔥🔥🔥🔥
#ASS
#AFLLionsPies
Jack Carroll’s 2nd half tonight:
10 Disposals
6 Contested Possessions
1 Goal
80% Disposal efficiency
11 Pressure acts
Top rated player on the ground in the 3rd quarter!
ABSOLUTE BALLER🔥🚀😍
Dear Nick Daicos,
Only the elite of the elite players can kick a check side goal while running. Don’t embarrass yourself again, stay in your lane!
PrimeWalsh sends his regards.
There are some small rumours going around that Carlton are planning to rebuild ikon park and have majority of home games played there.
The stadium is expected to fit a minimum capacity of 80,000 people!🤯
Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.
One of the greatest Key Fowards of our time. It’s been a pleasure to watch Joe Daniher do what he does best.
Love you Joe 🦁❤️
This is downright disgusting from
@TheRoarSports
. Any semblance of journalistic integrity completely out the window with comments like this from your editor Tim Miller labelling Kysaiah Pickett ‘footy’s dirtiest player’. Abhorrent reporting.
This is everything that’s wrong with the current world.
Picking people based on race, gender or whatever else over who’s actually best qualified for the job.
The AFL has introduced a "social inclusion clause to diversify the presentation of football" at Channel 7 and Fox Footy from 2025 onwards.
@tommorris32
explains 👇
@SENBreakfast
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#AFL
Can’t wait for Brisbane to get smacked
Lohman is a wanker that only talks when he up
Rayner plays 1 good game a year and thinks he’s somebody, hilarious
Daniher struts and walks like he’s won 10 Colman medals
St Kilda vs Bulldogs Thursday night
Adelaide vs Essendon Friday night
Pies vs Port 1:45pm Saturday
Blues vs GWS 4:30pm Saturday
An Andrew Dillon disasterclass on display once again🔥🔥
#CTEFoxFooty
If a side with Billy Frampton and Mason Cox wins the premiership, that’s enough proof for me to say that the talent has dropped off in the afl since the early 2000’s.
#AFLGF