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@Goatpxced

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Who needs Frenkie De Jong when we have his owner Pastor Fred

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@brfootball They release the same kit every year and nothing changes just like their trophy cabinet 💀😭

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@w4nner7489 @FabrizioRomano Ratio

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@D_DeGea @samuelluckhurst 1x Premier League winner 1x FA Cup winner 2x League Cup winner 3x Community Shield winner 1x Europa League winner All recency bias aside. You leave Manchester United as a club legend 🇪🇸🐐

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@FabrizioRomano No big players played in the Saudi league before Cristiano Ronaldo joined btw. His influence is unmatched 🐐

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@LunihanV1 @goal Both better than Pavertz

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@Goatpxced

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From refunding hotels to refunding football tops It ain’t easy 😭😭😭😭😭

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I’m coughing literal blood.

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@Goatpxced

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How are we going to tell our future kids that Wout Weghorst won a trophy before Harry Kane

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@Goatpxced

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Cristiano Ronaldo has never had the privilege of being carried to trophies 🐐

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@FabrizioRomano @CLMerlo Inter Miami are really trying to copy the Saudi league They think they’re that club 💀😭

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@FabrizioRomano @JijantesFC Xavi has really rejected Messi and Neymar in 2 days, bro low key had enough of carrying them in his playing days at Barca 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@LunihanV1 @Cristiano Own this ratio pal 😭

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“We weren't in Uber League at 34” “We weren't in Uber League at 35” “We weren't in MLS at 36” “We did not fake retirament at 29” The one and only Cristiano Ronaldo 🐐

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@Goatpxced

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@nocontextfooty Penalty to Argentina

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2009: Both signed in the same summer Most goals in Real Madrid history: 1. Cristiano Ronaldo 2. Karim Benzema Most assists in Real Madrid history: 1. Karim Benzema 2. Cristiano Ronaldo Iconic partnership 🐐

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@BallinKy_ @ESPNUK Bro thinks he's tough talking on twitter😭 if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I don't play no games

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@Goatpxced

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@ManUtd @D_DeGea @TeamViewer Admin’s had a howler 😭

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@n7smc @FabrizioRomano Why would he go from a club with a European trophy to a club with 0 European trophies? 😭😭😭😭😭

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@FabrizioRomano Bro just lost the conference league to West Ham and he’s saying that they’re not a top club. What happened to shame 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@LunihanV1 @FabrizioRomano Chelsea spent £600m on flops in January 💀

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@LunihanV1 @FabrizioRomano Weghorst has a relegation on his CV and has more G/A than Havertz 2023 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@Goatpxced

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@goal He thinks we can’t see him 😭😭

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Now that Lionel Messi and PSG are out of the Champions League Cristiano Ronaldo’s UCL records stay safe for another season We stay clear 🐐

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@FabrizioRomano @City_Xtra Ain’t no way he’s trying to make other clubs look bad. He’s so insecure 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@LunihanV1 @FabrizioRomano Both clear of Pavertz

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@LunihanV1 Cry now, cry later, keep on crying until them tears dry

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Second half Pastor Fred is a different gravy 😮‍💨

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@Goatpxced

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It’s amazing how the return of 1 player can rattle and scare our rivals They simply ain’t ready for Mason Greenwood

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@Goatpxced

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🚨 BREAKING: Cristiano Ronaldo breaks the record for the most goals in Football history previously held by Cristiano Ronaldo 🐐

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@UnitedStandMUFC @ManUtd @D_DeGea @TeamViewer The admin is only 10 years late on congratulating him on 50 appearances 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@ManUtd @D_DeGea @TeamViewer Admin has low key went to sleep and won’t notice his howler until he wakes up 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@theMadridZone @SofascoreINT Snuck in Messi 😭

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@TheEuropeanLad Wout Weghorst has more trophies than your club this season. Have some shame 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@zainkhalif @UTDTrey Bodied your club 😭😭😭😭😭

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We really got rid of Cristiano Ronaldo for Wout Weghorst

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@CFC_Janty Only Ronaldo has that influence

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@StokeyyG2 Better than Stoke’s badge tbf

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@LFCKingDiaz @UTDTrey Nah they got beat 8-1 instead 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@StokeyyG2 Why did I expect you to nab this tweet 😭😭😭

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@LunihanV1 @UTDTrey Ain’t no way you’re talking from 10th 😭😭😭😭😭

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Bruno Fernandes: “hold this for rejecting Ten Hag’s tricky reds”

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Owning and knocking Bayern Munich out of the Champions League ain’t for everyone I know my goat 🐐

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@Goatpxced

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@FCBMonalisa @LunihanV1 Your tears 💉😂

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At age 35: - Lionel Messi joined Inter Miami. - Pelé played for NY Cosmos. - Kaka, Zidane & Ronaldo, retired. - Ronaldinho had no team. - Xavi played for Al Sadd. - Iniesta plays for Vissel Kobe. Cristiano Ronaldo at 35: Unreal longevity 🐐

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@WelBeast 6 games away from playing Europa League football* 😭

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@LunihanV1 @FabrizioRomano Ratio then

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@FrankKhalidUK Morata can hold 😭

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@ESPNFC @rwohan @ESPNPlus Snuck in Messi 😭

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@FabrizioRomano Bigger legend than Messi in my humble opinion

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@killashaw10 @CFC_Janty Both > random Hungarian guy 😭

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@theMadridZone Messi would never have given up his number 10 shirt for Neymar at Barca This guy has a bigger heart than Messi

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@ESPNFC Pep paid UEFA for an easy group this should get added on to City’s charges in my humble opinion

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@idk_you999 @brfootball

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Cristiano Ronaldo has more UCL knockout goals than PSG 🐐

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@UTDTrey We really replaced Ronaldo for him 💀

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@Cfc_tek @CFC_Janty Rejected Chelsea 💀😭

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@addokalil12 @ESPNFC Warra UCL for Partey 💀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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The club The owners

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@TheEuropeanLad Messi didn’t want his salary cut and we’re supposed to believe that Ronaldo isn’t loyal and only cares about money 😭😭😭😭😭

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@433 Flopp 😭

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@StokeyyG2 @TheEuropeanLad Stoke City fan 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@UTDTrey @FabrizioRomano Please don’t jinx this

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@NVSEvade @ESPNUK Warra league cup for him 😭

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A penalty was guaranteed even before the game started

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@LunihanV1 @UTDTrey 😭

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@UTDTrey Please don’t tweet when we play Bayern

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@goal Snuck in Martinez like we wouldn’t notice 😭

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@LunihanV1 @FabrizioRomano Ain’t no way you’re talking from 10th 😭

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@CFCJahhhh @utdreport Greenwood has been out of football for a season and a half and has the same amount of goals as your avi in a season and a half 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@salah1895 @FabrizioRomano The Qataris rejected you 😭😭😭😭😭

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@brfootball This is why Cristiano Ronaldo is the goat 🐐

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@LunihanV1 @UTDTrey Chelsea get humbled every week 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@ESPNUK James Ward Prowse

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A reminder that in 2016, Cristiano Ronaldo had more trophies (4) than losses (3) 🐐

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@CFC_Janty Respect Bruno?

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@CFC_Janty His downfall started when Carlo Ancelotti left the club

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@LunihanV1 @FabrizioRomano Bayern Leverkusen reject who’s now a Chelsea flop 😭

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@LunihanV1 @Sanchooo10 @MarcusRashford @B_Fernandes8 @vlindelof He was out for months and has came back with more goals than Havertz in 2023 😭😭😭😭😭

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@433 Salah waiting to get revenge on Madrid

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Wayne Rooney’s statement vs Cristiano Ronaldo’s statement Guess which one gets called the bigger club legend

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@goal @GarethBale11 Ronaldo’s overhead kick better

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@StokeyyG2 Nice one! Just showed the wife and kids. 😂😂👍👍“George at it again?” She said😂😂

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Some facts on the TL

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@BallinKy_ @markgoldbridge

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@LunihanV1 @FabrizioRomano Both astronomically clear of Havertz

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@433 Champions league final because the World Cup is rigged

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How Cristiano Ronaldo responds after getting booed vs how Lionel Messi responds after getting booed…

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@AdvancedCB_32 @FabrizioRomano Not reading all that 😭

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@LunihanV1 @UTDTrey @ChelseaFC Chelsea have spent £600m and still have 0 wins in 2023 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@ESPNFC Lmao look at the countries, stat padding 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@BallinKy_ @markgoldbridge Arsenal are trophyless since 2004 then 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@FabrizioRomano This is why he is better than KDB

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Cristiano Ronaldo doesn’t need certain individuals to win UCLS 🐐

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@StokeyyG2 You PAY for interactions 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@433 Finished player + Ronaldo better

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@GoalNews @goal Arsenal fans won’t notice a difference if they’re there or not anyway 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@LunihanV1 @FabrizioRomano Madrid rejected flopvertz 💀😭

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@JxckCOYS @ManUtd Eriksen spent 7 years at your club and never reached these heights. It only took him 7 months to win a trophy with us 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Brazilian masterclass Pastor Fred x Antony

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•15+ league goals in 17 consecutive seasons •13 of his goals this season have came in his debut season for Al Nassr Cristiano Ronaldo doesn’t take long to adapt to a new league unlike system merchant Messi I know my goat 🐐

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