Martin Luther Lean @GoatMealCrissp Twitter profile

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Martin Luther Lean

8 months

I see why Mikal Bridges and Cam Johnson are nicknamed “The Twins” You got cheek 1 and cheek 2 them boys are straight ass #NetsWorld

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Martin Luther Lean

@GoatMealCrissp

8 months

@JahMakesMoves That’s not a hot take bro, Sarah Palin is a hot take

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@lvnaisa Dude lucky Mark took it easy on him compared to what Omniman would have done to yo. He would have gotten zero hits in

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@BASINGSEGRAPS “WE THE PEOPLE!” The Real Americans should have held the belts

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Dawg we had such an aura…Vibes were second to none. Them boys went 20-5 down out of nowhere to make the playoffs

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If KD was still a Net his shoe would not have come off and he’d be out for 1-2 months. See how our luck works ???

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WTF is PJ Washington doing here?!

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I was so proud to be a Nets fan at this time. DLo and the boys were getting blown out by the Kings, and made an amazing 4th quarter comeback on my birthday. I can still see that RHJ fake handoff and strong finish. #Netsworld

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@luarlord2 @JahMakesMoves You heard me😂

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@Shadowiscold @TheDunkCentral Not even close, tf do y’all be on

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@GoatMealCrissp

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When will @BenSimmons25 remember that he’s Ben fucking Simmons yo!? 3x All Star 2x 1st Team All Defense, averaging just under 17 off of just driving to the rack like this. Bro you’re 6’10 250 hyper athlete, no one stopping you from doing this at least 10 times in a game but you🤦🏾‍♂️

Brooklyn Nets

@BrooklynNets

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Powering through the contact 😤

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Martin Luther Lean

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@RMA_Thierros @TheDunkCentral @SteveBHoop In my opinion they sold on the back court of Garland and Sexton way too soon. Didn’t even give them real time to see what they could possibly be. I’m not saying Sexton is on Spida’s level at all, but sometimes it’s better to develop potential stars rather than buy one

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@OmerOsman200 @TheDunkCentral 7-7 from 3 1-14 inside the arc is wild

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@GoatMealCrissp

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@siva2_ But the one on the bottom is more Quarterbackey

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@GoatMealCrissp

7 months

Aight ima fan of Wemby for that 😂

LakeShowYo

@LakeShowYo

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Wemby spoiled Jalen Brunson’s 61pt game then threw the game ball into the crowd 💀

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@PlMPSATION A Majin Vegeta tat would be fire on you

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@NofyahShemTov @HazelAppleyard_ Exactly, that’s a wound baby. Your body is trying to close it up and heal so this individual will be going through surgeries forever. Just keep your wee wee and live your life lol

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@MsTriggaWho @DramaAlert The way I’d lean back and uppercut ya shit is crazy😂

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@AllahuTrackstar @JahMakesMoves I mean. I’m not saying No👀

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@GoatMealCrissp

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Still believe JJJ stole Claxton’s DPOY award last season.

Brooklyn Nets

@BrooklynNets

8 months

AGAIN 🚫

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Martin Luther Lean

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I know we’re talking Nets here, but damn did y’all hear Drake’s diss? He said “Mikal shut yo smiling Ass up and make some shots n****” #NetsWorld

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@Kurrco

6 months

"Metro shut your h*e ass and make some drums, n****" — Drake in a leaked diss track

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@MissBNasty Legend

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@FadeAwayMedia Ludwig Kaiser will be the break out star of 2024

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@PlMPSATION I think you meant to send that to me only 🤗

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@Fifa_aaaa @HeshComps @InternetH0F Women dodging accountability

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@GoatMealCrissp

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They need to stop this whole “Building around Mikal Bridges.” And start saying “We’re building WITH Mikal Bridges.” There’s a big difference.

The Brooklyn Way

@Jersey2Brooklyn

8 months

“The Nets are rebuilding the roster around forward Mikal Bridges. They hold significant salary cap space and draft capital to build around him this summer and beyond.” (Per: @wojespn )

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Tf did Royce do for the hate? Man’s was literally our only offense for stretches throughout the season and games

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@jakeviousmingo

8 months

FUCK YOU

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@rileypeaceful @gunsnrosesgirl3 Becomes The Flash

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@BrizoftUs Big ass fly

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@schuld_eth @PicturesFoIder Love how he actually followed her over to the police 😂

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Martin Luther Lean

@GoatMealCrissp

7 months

Just might be the perfect mentor for Cam Thomas. A small guard who knows when to look to score and when to get others involved.

Cody Mallory

@RealCodyMallory

7 months

“That’s a max player right there.” Dennis Schroder on Cam Thomas

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Martin Luther Lean

@GoatMealCrissp

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@implateauing @Kierandufffy @forchu_ifeanyi @AsiyaRodrigo @GeauxGabrielle Ain’t enough threats in the world I’m beating everyone’s ass fuck em all

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Martin Luther Lean

@GoatMealCrissp

8 months

Must be something about Atlanta that gets him locked in. He’d be league MVP if he player Atlanta 82 games.

Brooklyn Nets

@BrooklynNets

8 months

Witnessed a @mikal_bridges masterclass 🤩 38 PTS | 5 3PM | 53.8 FG%

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@GoatMealCrissp

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@MikeAScotto @hoopshype @usatodaynba @usatodaysports @NetsDaily @thenetswire We want you here @lonniewalker_4 you’re a fan favorite for our NETS already.

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@GoatMealCrissp

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@BrooklynNetcast You could put a gun to his head and tell him to start Cam. And he’d say “Well you’re going to have to pull that trigger, because I’m not pulling the trigger to start him.”

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Martin Luther Lean

@GoatMealCrissp

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@dj_bte @saquon @Giants Bro the Giants didn’t offer that man a contract 😂those chose Jones over Barkley. You should be talking about y’all front office

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@GoatMealCrissp

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@papyfaye1 @BleacherReport Same initials, coincidence I think not

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@GoatMealCrissp

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@BrooklynNetcast Getting rid of Spence makes it a win in itself

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@GoatMealCrissp

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@KOSMHOE Idky but Sarah Pailin would have me bricked up

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Martin Luther Lean

@GoatMealCrissp

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Cooper Flagg welcome to Brooklyn 🫡

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@GoatMealCrissp

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@AdamWitdachoppa @JustSuspent_yo @ManOfAuthencity @yosoyguapojr But she’s got money too now, so because of her status you’d be more than down to dive into her ocean

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Martin Luther Lean

@GoatMealCrissp

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We are one of those 20 teams btw with Cam Thomas leading us in charges taken.

NBA University

@NBA_University

7 months

Brandin Podziemski leads the NBA in charges drawn (33) this season - he has more than 20 entire teams by himself

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@Mr_Wh0_Dat @JahMakesMoves She opened her mouth, which now make it a hot take. Because she was saying a bunch of bull ish😂

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@GoatMealCrissp

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@mrcakesss @Shadowiscold @TheDunkCentral Y’all really don’t know Wtf the word “Bust” means in sports

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@GoatMealCrissp

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@BrooklynNets Does Cam Thomas have to grow a patchy ass beard or something to start?

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@GoatMealCrissp

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@el_budget Sean Payton: We need you to take less money Russ:

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@MonseBolanos

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@MoeOkeith @Legend__Darren @druski Nah really, why they asses out??

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@BLACGOKU @Blackvids_ This shit had me like

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@PitchingNinja That’s a lot of leg flying around too

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@GoatMealCrissp

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I saw Cam Thomas average 26 ppg for 2 months straight on 45/37/88 splits and my first thought was “Cole ain’t doing that”💀

Dani 💙♍

@DaniBlue917

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Cam better get better defensively I just saw Cole Anthony get a block on Garland and the first thing I thought was “Cam ain’t doing that” 💀

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@kirankbeautyx @enforcerchris_ No way they strike gold twice

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@GoatMealCrissp

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Isn’t it funny how Mikal Bridges does everything that people accuse Cam Thomas of doing? Shot chucking night in night out Needs to become a better passer Needs to get others involved Needs to play better on defense Needs to mature with on court IQ Hmm 🤔 #Netsworld

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@shannonsharpeee Donald Trump to Colby Covington after the fight

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@raylewis You had Peyton ready to scream “MIKE 52!!OMAHA, OMAHA!!!”

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@GoatMealCrissp

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Our drafts picks have turned into Damien Lillard, Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown. Wonder who the next pick will turn out to be 🤔

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@GoatMealCrissp

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Jarrett Elmer Fudd Dudley would not have stood for this shit Mikal

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@quintin7811

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Mikal Bridges can not be a Brooklyn Net next season lmao. He’s gotta go, this is nasty work

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@Bateman_Szn7 As a Maryland Terps fan, I need to see Jake Funk

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@HysteriaHubx @crazyclipsonly Would have been funny if they were to together just jump that random guy at the end 😂

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@MsTriggaWho Those are not men.

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@PlMPSATION My eyes 👀 would be so locked in

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@MsTriggaWho @BratPrincessAva He simply can not be called a “Man” we’re taking from this being

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@GoatMealCrissp

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@MissBNasty Damn! Them things nice

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@GoatMealCrissp

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Really sad to see Mikal completely give up the mid range shot. I know it wasn’t all him, that’s the coaching and philosophy wanting them all to get up 3’s. He could get you 24-26 a night from mid. But you’re forcing him to give you 15-21 from 3 instead. Make it make sense.

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@GoatMealCrissp

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@MissBNasty 👀

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@GoatMealCrissp

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I wish he was a NET so bad yo, we just have no one quite like him. As soon as Cam Thomas tries to be himself they shut his ass right up. No player of this stature will ever want to play here unless they conform to “The Brooklyn Way”

NBACentral

@TheDunkCentral

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Never change @theantedwards_ 😂😂😂

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@DioScammo This is my final form “Freaky Ahh Cell”

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@GoatMealCrissp

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Until we win a Chip, I will never forgive this FO for trading Kyrie Irving

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@BrooklynNets @24_camthomas Who put a gun to Marks and Tsai’s head? Ain’t no way they just posted Cam Thomas

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@GoatMealCrissp

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If Marks trades Cam Thomas I’m fucking done yo, I can’t keep glancing over trading future pieces and draft picks. Haven’t drafted in the lottery since we picked Derrick Favors with the 3rd pick. That was 14 years ago, and we still traded his ass🫤

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@NFL @Raiders I called it. Said either the Raiders or Vikings were going to have an offensive explosion after that 3-0 game

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@PlMPSATION Not many things in life that I need, but damnit

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@BrooklynNetcast That’s not a guy who can lead a franchise, and that’s ok

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@BrooklynNetcast Mikal and Durant were both like

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Martin Luther Lean

@GoatMealCrissp

8 months

Well. Warriors got us off the hook. Thanks Chef Curry and crew

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

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Checking in on the Warriors 😳

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@MLB @Orioles Should have been 3 consecutive shutouts

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Can we seriously talk about how Claxton has clutched up on the Free Throws?

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@shannonsharpeee Kwame was right about Stephen A

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Nic Claxton does not get cooked by Luka like Gobert did. Just saying.

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@Orioles Gotta give it to Hyde for pulling Kimbrel and not letting him try and work out of that jam.

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@LOCKK3TT_ @JahMakesMoves That’s googles fault lol

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Martin Luther Lean

@GoatMealCrissp

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One plays with Luka and Kyrie the other has played with Dinwiddie and Ben Simmons. Clax already showed how dominant he can be with the right pieces. Y’all just taking shots at him for no reason other than wanting to not resign him or get him for cheap. #NetsWorld

⚔️ 𝙉𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙝𝙝 ⚔️

@HighliteSZN

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Dereck Lively is already better than Clax unfortunately

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@RealFamilyCrete It’ll be the last punches you’ll ever throw lol

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@GoatMealCrissp

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Should’ve been a Net

NBACentral

@TheDunkCentral

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“Green’s frustrations this season have been clear. I was in the building last Friday for one of Houston’s more impressive home wins of the season over the Phoenix Suns. Green was glued to the bench for the entire fourth quarter. He didn’t look happy. This isn’t the first, second

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What happened to that whole “Nets Level” like meta verse thing? Where they would should our players playing on a computer generated court? Did that get traded along with KD?

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Martin Luther Lean

@GoatMealCrissp

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Which team am I cheering for since we’re not in the playoffs? Absolutely no fucking one, fuck them teams especially the Celtics and Knicks I hope they both get swept #NetsWorld

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Martin Luther Lean

@GoatMealCrissp

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No more star hunting via trade, I feel like trading for Mitchell would put us in a bigger hole than when we traded for Harden. Simply because if Mitchell doesn’t sign an extension we’re assed out, we don’t have a KD and KAI to cry tears to in that scenario, while Cleveland laughs

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@GoatMealCrissp

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@iamjebbailey @actuallytweakin @Shadowiscold @TheDunkCentral How can a 3x All Star and 2x 1st Team All Defense player be a bust? Do y’all non ball fucks even think before hitting send?

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@GoatMealCrissp

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@PlMPSATION Can you show me how to do what you’re doing 😍

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@GoatMealCrissp

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It was never about the character, it was about the X’s and O’s. Dude could be a motivational speaker if he wanted to be he’s that good at it. But he was lacking in the most important category of a coach. We didn’t like your coaching, but we respected you JV.

Adrian Wojnarowski

@wojespn

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Jacque Vaughn issued a statement to ESPN following his dismissal as Nets coach: “To Joe Tsai, Clara Wu-Tsai, Ollie Weisberg, Sam Zussman, Sean Marks and front office, Nets coaches, staff, players, BSE family and the entire Brooklyn borough: It was a pleasure being your Head

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@Orioles Ngl, Kimbrel and Bautista would be so filthy

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@PFF Beeks the only interior lineman

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@GoatMealCrissp

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This is legit how I became a Nets fan. I was like 9 or 10 and wanted to play as the guy on the case, and the rest is history. Loyal to my soil #Netsworld

The Brooklyn Way

@Jersey2Brooklyn

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A little Nets nostalgia #NetsWorld

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Why would we not go after Giddey?

NBACentral

@TheDunkCentral

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The Washington Wizards are the favorites to win the Josh Giddey sweepstakes, per @BovadaOfficial Washington Wizards +450 Utah Jazz +500 New York Knicks +500 New Orleans Pelicans +600 Orlando Magic +700 Detroit Pistons +700 Miami Heat +800 Phoenix Suns +1000 Los Angeles Lakers