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The greatest MMA analyst in history

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@Goat0Burner
Goat 2
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Merab realising he has to fight Umar next
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@MykeJitsu We know Conor was a star when this shit had more than a million buys
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@Bendaman2001 Guys a fucking loser lmao
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@Callum_JN Besides Brady vs Luque yeah.
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@CutGuyMMA Anyone rooting for Dan Hooker to beat Gaethje deserves to rot in a prison for the rest of their life
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They got me 😭
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Is that 16 fights? Crazy
@ufc
UFC
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It just keeps getting better! 👊 Said Nurmagomedov vs Daniel Santos & @FaridBOfficial vs @VictorStriker0 have been added to #UFC308 #InAbuDhabi | @InAbuDhabi | @VisitAbuDhabi
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So pathetic man 😂
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Oh my god
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@Globalstats11 @InternetH0F Degeneracy at it's finest
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12 days
"If any"? 50-45 Merab is a horrible scorecard.
@Full_Violence
Full Violence ™
13 days
What rounds, if any, did you score for Sean O’Malley? 🤔
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Bro someone's gotta stop this guy 💀😭
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18 days
I'm still really back and forth on Sean vs Merab, I've switched my pick like 900 times. Can you guys give me good reasons to pick one of em?
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@qpe @GGGMMAGALA Infinitely better than Gane
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@BigMarcel24 @Diegolopesmma The fraud check will hit like crack
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17 days
Is this guy stupid?
@EdwardsSZN_2
Dylan♿️
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Flirting Harassment
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@McGregorRousey2 @Bryan_Uhl62 @PatrickScouting "These two contenders haven't fully earned a title shot so lets make them fight and give the shot to a far less deserving contender!"
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Umar really is the best BW in the world lol
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@Viktor3El @BendyStraw452 He owns Yen forever. FOREVER.
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24 days
Not shocking at all considering who this is coming from lol.
@RedPillSayian
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Adam 22 goes at All Religions 😳 “The world would be a better place with no religion”
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@MMADumbTweets Let her cook
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4 months
Ikram is so cute 🥰
@ufc
UFC
4 months
Posters are signed ✍️ #UFCSaudiArabia is in full swing! #RiyadhSeason | @RiyadhSeason
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@indvar_ @MAZDHARMMA Kid got 1 shot KO'd by Arman he never had a chance against Islam
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9 months
@MECU999 "I picked him because Ankalaev couldn't KO Paul Craig on the feet" That was 6 years ago bro💀💀💀
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So is December possible? 😊
@mma_orbit
MMA Orbit
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🗣️ Islam Makhachev: “Most likely Tsarukyan [is next]. He’s the No. 1 contender now. I have a small injury now but I’m finishing up my treatment and I’ll be ready around the end of the year, beginning of [next] year, January.” 👀🔥 [per igorkakdela_official / IG]
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Diego's gonna duck Movsar and help Ilia stat pad now... 🥲
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@MrTestoestrogen Ank has two top 5 wins
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@BackPackCamX @MovsarUFC Be grateful your boy pussied out and gets to stay in the win column
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Why does the UFC keep promoting this random fight?
@ufc
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Dublin, will we see you tonight? 🥊 Both events are FREE and open to the public! 📍 @3ArenaDublin [ #WalshRunowski 🎟️: | #JoshuaDubois LIVE on Saturday ]
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9 months
Bro's bragging about Volk losing a 4-1 decision against the worst version of Islam💀💀💀
@lamepocalypse
IPPOld🐦‍🔥
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@FightDoctor_ Don’t google what happened in feb/12/2023
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@melansiamaluca Anyone that cries about "us" and "we" are gay
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Holy flip look at that name!
@LucyDuplessis
𒉌𒌓𒀭𒈚𒃶𒈨
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@RavenLynClemens Yes, and then some Their cowardice is amusing
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17 days
This is why Merab and Dagi haters don't want this fight.
@aaronbronsteter
Aaron Bronsteter
18 days
Opening odds via @BetOnline_ag Umar Nurmagomedov -200 Merab Dvalishvili +170
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@melansiamaluca Well yeah this is the only 308 card 🤪
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19 days
Alright I'm def picking Merab now lol
@RanboGG
#Ranbets
20 days
🚨LOCK OF THE WEEK🚨 Sean O’Malley at -139 Diego Lopes at -182 Parlay goes for +178 This is not a drill, the lock is back. It’s the Sphere and in order to shine in the sphere you need a good haircut. This week I present the “Best haircuts in the UFC” parlay #UFC306 #Ranbets
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Never, and I mean NEVER, doubt my picks ever again
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@burner_khamzat
Khamzat Burner 🇲🇦 (Usman Superfan)
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@Goat0Burner Did ya ever predict a boxing fight correctly?
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9 months
Ankalaev is going to BRUTALLY KO Johnny Walker in less than TWO rounds! #UFCVegas84
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4 months
I got banned again 😂
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☠️
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@JspecTheHost @Jaden_the_goat1 You don't know anything about MMA
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9 months
Society is cooked
@WiIdTyme
Wild
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@CJTHEDJAY @theneedledrop What's wrong with being homosexual? Or a satanist?
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11 days
Just shocking the world, you know the usual.
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11 days
Make no mistake, Dubois WILL finish AJ
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@BrayMMA84 @BenTheBaneDavis It's literally legal in some states fuck you mean?😂 You have internet morals bro
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@dirty_24O If Diego wins then sadly you'll be right. Despite getting bitched by Movsar and nearly losing to 3 hour notice Ige people love to suck his cock and glaze him
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@Brumma_9 @MAZDHARMMA You guys aren't helping 😭
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The worst thing O'Malley has ever done is not invite Schmitty to the after party 💔
@HappyPunch
Happy Punch
15 days
Sean O’Malley’s friend rages after not getting an invite to the UFC 306 after party 😅
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@Charltapper @PjTheCasual @rockstakid1 His pussy still dripping 😭
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I'm unironically scared of Ranbo wtf
@RanboGG
#Ranbets
4 months
🚨FUTURE BETS PLACED🚨 Conor McGregor KO at +140 Khamzat Chimaev DEC at +850 Just placing some future singles for two upcoming events. #UFCSaudiArabia #UFC303
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Pantoja: 4/10 Merab: 5/10 Ilia: 7.5/10 Islam 10/10 Belal: 10/10 DDP: 8.5/10 Ankalaev: 8.5/10 (Pereipist: 0/10) Aspinall: 6/10 (Diddy Jones: 0/10)
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3 months
Pavlovich 2.0 is here
@certifiedzester
Zestyasl
4 months
HUH????????????
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@DiamondElbows Let him cook
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Don't get what people saw in Shabily. I knew he was decent but everyone that was acting like he's clearly better than Usman is ret @rded .
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9 months
AFGHANISTAN JUST OWNED THAT FRENCH BOY
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21 days
Western Australia is a focking shit hole
@HomelanderMMA
Homelander MMA
21 days
This can’t be real This can’t be real This can’t be real This can’t be real
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9 months
That's what fucking happens when you didn't let Islam on it the first time. The ret @rded higher ups at the UFC are wasting everyones time.
@mma_orbit
MMA Orbit
9 months
🚨| The #UFCSaudiArabia event on March 2nd has been POSTPONED, per @arielhelwani . The new date for the UFC’s first event in Saudi Arabia is expected to be in June. It was reportedly postponed due to the Saudi Arabian higher-ups being unhappy with the current quality of the
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9 months
Beautiful performance by Nolan. Don't use your range at all and instead get in long exchanges with the short power puncher. Ret @rd
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4 months
I always skip past any post that has the ending of Max vs Gaethje. Fuck you Hollowanker 🖕
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@RanboGG Curtis will win at the very least so you won't go 0/2
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I was fully expecting Dana to book Arman vs Hooker and force Islam to wait until next May / June to defend
@ChampRDS
Championship Rounds
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🚨 Dana White says there WILL NOT be an interim lightweight title fight, and they will wait for Islam Makhachev to recover “When [Islam] is ready to go, we’ll go. We have plans, we’re looking at it right now on when he would fight… I don’t know [if December 7 is likely]. We’re
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@P4P_islam_ Hes so ssexxy 😍
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Holy flip
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4 months
@SirPunchalot69 First round was close but 48-46 is still a fair scorecard. Anyone that had anything besides a draw or an Aljo win is biased as fuck.
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@judobetter995 @Topuriailia @MerabDvalishvil Both are extremely afraid of Movsar and Umar
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21 days
It's over
@FalconGFX_
Falcon
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Brian Ortega in Mexico fight kit
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@rpsnMMA @junkyousha0 That ain't even the worst of it "The man with bad intentions"😭😭😭
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@PhotoAmy33 Just leave MMA please
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@DiamondElbows Got outstruck by Merab man that kid is great huh?
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Just had a dream about neeting Grant Dawson in real life. Why did I have to wake up? 💔
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15 days
Should've head kicked him
@HappyPunch
Happy Punch
15 days
N3on just got slammed by former two-time UFC champion TJ Dillashaw 🤣
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4 months
The kid's lucky. Movsar damn near flatlined him.
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@Home_of_Fight
Home of Fight
4 months
🧠 High fight IQ moment by Petr Yan Sparring with Movsar Evloev. Gets him off the balance with a kick, makes Movsar open up and lands more shots.
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Make no mistake, Dubois WILL finish AJ
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9 months
Forgot to this but Tybura Rose Brady Figgy
@danawhite
danawhite
9 months
Breaking news: March 16th: Tuivasa vs Tybura March 23rd: Namajunas vs Ribas March 30th: Brady vs Luque April 13th at #UFC300 : Figueiredo vs Garbrandt
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@GoatStPiHair @X @elonmusk I seriously fucking hate that guy lol
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@ChampFiggy Movsar clearly has a better resume and literally beat Lopes
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4 months
Flyweight rankings are genuinely so dog shit 💀
@JohnMorgan_MMA
John Morgan
4 months
Massive move up the flyweight list for @TatsuroTaira following his #UFCVegas93 victory in the latest update. Taira advances eight spots up to the No. 5 position, while the man he beat, falls two spots to No. 7.
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😭
@OnPointMMA
MMA On Point
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As of now, Michael Chandler is a favorite to beat Charles Oliveira at UFC 309👀
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@Valoresense @AliAbdelaziz00 @MovsarUFC Looks like Movsar will soon have the longest win streak without a title shot in UFC history 🔥
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Goat 2
4 months
So piggy what now? @THATBOYMMAGURU
@ChampRDS
Championship Rounds
4 months
Robert Whittaker reveals that nobody would take the fight against him since it was on such short notice: “Mate, there was no thought to not fight. That is my job, that is what I flew across the world to do, and that is how I put bread on the table for my family... There weren’t
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Pereira should've been next but he ducked Ankalaev
@xNIGHTMAREZZx
DIRTY DICK DO BRONXX 🇧🇷🗣️
18 days
The losers at UFC 304 UFC 305 and UFC 306 All have reached a similar fate.
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9 months
@Electric_onTT @CharlesDo999 Is Charles fake humble too? Don't be an idiot, small trash talk doesn't mean you're not humble all of a sudden.
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9 months
I don't think I've seen this guy ever have a good take even once.
@MMAPauli
Pauli.♤
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Goat 2
4 months
This kid is as delusional as his ret @rded fans
@ChampRDS
Championship Rounds
4 months
Diego Lopes believes a win over Brian Ortega at #UFC303 earns him a title shot 🏆 🎥 @CCLegaspi #UFC #MMA
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@MECU999 Mumbling like a fuckin politician 😭
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@MAZDHARMMA He's entertaining and funny but his takes are actually really bad.
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4 months
Taira is a bum
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4 months
Sounds more like Hunter 💀
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@ChampRDS
Championship Rounds
4 months
Ikram Aliskerov on what Dana White told him after he took the Robert Whittaker fight: “If you win, it will change your life.” (via. Sport24, H/T @RedCorner_MMA ) #UFCSaudiArabia #UFC #MMA
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@BackPackCamX This is the easiest opponent of his entire UFC career.
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Goat 2
12 days
@PatrickScouting @McGregorRousey2 @Bryan_Uhl62 Belal needs to defend, doing that will only stall the division. Belal vs Shavkat or JDM title fight Usman vs Shavkat or JDM no. 1 contender The division stays active and no matter how you match make both fights will be great
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17 days
UFC rankings are fun but I fucking hate them
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Goat 2
9 months
Dana just posted a story about SteveWillDoIt. Fuck you Dana
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Goat 2
25 days
We can't shock the world every day 💔
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@WonderbreadMMA @MECU999 You had a mental breakdown over Twitter trolls bro. YOU need to go outside.
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Goat 2
4 months
Taira won via Gamrot stoppage and people are still acting like it was a legit win
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Goat 2
4 months
This is so funny 🤣
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@funkmasterMMA Stalled Movsar to fight in October just to pull out. I HATE YOU🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🕊🕊🤡🕊🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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