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Chet

@Glosendo

6 years

Some dude came into Olive Garden twice with a different girl 😭

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5 years

My fatass thought this was the coolest shit ever

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6 years

Nobody: East side girls:

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5 years

BRUH did you see how bad she wanted to cheat??? Twitter got me traumatized tf

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5 years

West side doesn’t protect you from getting your ass beat

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5 years

She told me she wasn’t coming, she on stage with Tyga

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6 years

“trust me it’s gonna look dope, just get naked and sit inside my fridge” - 99% of EP photographers

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Selena Gomez good lord

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3 years

Dudes letting masculinity keep em from watching Euphoria when that shit some heat 😭😂

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@Glosendo

4 years

Anyone know where I can take this owl? It has a broken wing :/ humane society’s closed and won’t answer

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@Glosendo

5 years

All this just for the professor to be 10 slides ahead of you

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@coIIegebby

5 years

part 2 of my note taking

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5 years

Let’s not make this political, look out for your families and pray for everyone there that’s it

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5 years

I told her no and this was her reply

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@Glosendo

3 years

Been in Chicago almost a week and I can easily say El Paso got way more beautiful women confirmed

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@Glosendo

5 years

Dawg I am really done sliding on anyone for a good minute 💀💀💀 I complimented a girl on snap and two messages later she asked me to cashapp her for the food she was eating at some restaurant???? 💀💀 I don’t even know her

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3 years

Ima say this coming from an EXTREMELY Catholic family. If Jesus came to earth today and loved the way he loves in the Bible he is greeting lgbtq+ with open arms and not a single bit of judgement. Anyone who says otherwise is not following his teachings it’s just facts.

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5 years

This man is my IDOL 💀💀💀💀💀💀

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4 years

Oh yea we had baby goats recently lol

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4 years

East side this ones for y’all

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4 years

ITS OKAY TO BE FROM THE SUBURBS!!!!!!!!!!! Why y’all wanna be from the hooood so bad?

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3 years

Sorry pal she left her roses at the shore house, she ain’t worth it.

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4 years

Please no Peter Pipers slander on the tl life already hectic as it is

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@Glosendo

6 years

Ladies If you wear your mans sweater and it fits perfectly you need to breakup with him ASAP

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@Glosendo

5 years

If I don’t get my ears pierced this week I owe everyone that likes this $5

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@Glosendo

3 years

Me and my moms birthday today 🥲

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2 years

My family got NO drip

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6 years

I’m sad cuz I feel like these guys are slowly fading away 😭😪

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1 year

Me on the phone: “ima be all over dat when I see you” Me when I see her:

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@Glosendo

3 years

Notice how they’re all geezers??

Texans for Abbott

@AbbottCampaign

3 years

El Paso is READY to re-elect Governor @GregAbbott_TX ! 🔥🔥

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5 years

Fuck y’all

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5 years

Jokes on you guys. These teaser pics for your onlyfans is good enough for me 👍🏼

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4 years

Our cow had twins 😭😭😭

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@Glosendo

6 years

So you feel entitled to seeing them look they’re best when YOU think it’s best? Queens please do better i have no idea why y’all are obsessed with this guy. He’s disgusting.

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@ImsuberG

6 years

So girls at utep wait for it to get below freezing to put on full face of make up and a nice outfit on huh? But when it’s hot and y’all can show ass and tits all i see is no make up with messy buns and some gym clothes smh

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@Glosendo

5 years

I always assume shit like this is the sex noises but this actually sounds dope lol

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@Glosendo

2 years

LETS GOOO MADE IT IN THE PROGRAM

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5 years

Can you tell they enjoyed the snow?? Lol

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5 years

This something that if the customer ordered I’d tell them we ran out of

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3 years

Felt like Don Corleone

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3 years

Y’all posting this like they’re trophies you weirdos

Anthony “Scott” Good

@USBPChiefEPT

3 years

MORE STASH HOUSES UNCOVERED! #ElPaso Sector continues to be busy with stash houses! #Ysleta and El Paso #USBP Agents, along with @HSIELPASO , discovered 2 more stash houses & a motel room filled with 36 migrants & 2 smugglers. Great work thwarting these smuggling schemes! @CBP

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4 years

Menudo without the bread does not hit the same

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5 years

I thought he was gonna get decapitated knowing twitter

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4 years

Cats aren’t too happy about it...

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5 years

Dapper

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4 years

They told me it’s a male barn owl for anyone curious lol they also told me I have to take it to the El Paso Zoo

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@Glosendo

4 years

Anyone know where I can take this owl? It has a broken wing :/ humane society’s closed and won’t answer

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5 years

Blessin the timeline tonight, they practically posed 💀🥺

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@Glosendo

6 years

Got a lot on my mind rn....

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@Glosendo

5 years

Your guess is as good as mine at this point 😪

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@Glosendo

3 years

This is what I think my foot is touching whenever im at a beach

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@CaraLisette

3 years

Today I learnt that there is such a thing as the tasselled wobbegong shark and I need to share it with you all

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@Glosendo

3 years

Time for y’all to order real food

Baller Alert 🚨

@balleralert

3 years

Chicken Tenders At Risk Of Extinction Due To Global Shortage

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@Glosendo

6 years

My tia got deported after living in the U.S. peacefully for more than 25 years without any chance of coming back leaving her U.S. born children. Life really ain’t fair at all. Fuck anyone who supports this dumbass wall fr y’all are the real problem splitting up families like that

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3 years

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@Glosendo

2 years

How can anyone can hate a nice rainy day like this I’ll never understand

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@Glosendo

4 years

I be dressing like vinaigrette 🤠

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@Glosendo

4 years

I woke up to this btw.... I’m fuckin sick

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@Glosendo

3 years

Can confirm

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@jacethor

3 years

so true

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@Glosendo

4 years

Really got ghosted for not letting this girl see my animals like I’m Jack Hannah or some shit. Go to the zoo bit idk you 😭😭

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@Glosendo

5 years

Just to make Gregg mad ☺️

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5 years

GET YOUR DRIP UP 💧

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4 years

Who it wants em?

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4 years

My children 😭 wouldn’t let me work

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5 years

Idc how how much money I make, bean burritos and quesadillas will forever be in my rotation fr

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3 years

Came to the doctor to see what I could do about some pain I’ve been having for months and he basically said I was a bitch 💀

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5 years

Bruh I almost deleted Twitter

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5 years

It’s been wild Thailand

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5 years

She unfollowed me for this 💀💀

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@Glosendo

5 years

I can’t find the keys to my Lambo truck, anyone know where they’re at? 🤒

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@Glosendo

5 years

We can’t enjoy the snow bro?

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5 years

Aye for all you “wtf is snowing 😭😭😭😭” ass people who have lived here for years you know DAMN well it snows like once or twice a year at the very least. Does it stick? NO this isn’t fuckin Detroit Michigan but don’t act like this is the first ever snowfall in EP lmaoooo

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4 years

This you?

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@ImsuberG

4 years

I definitely wear my mask, but the masks arent the most defining factor of all this, New Zealand took AMAZING early action, now they have a good amount of cases for their size sadly. It comes down to a vaccine or cure all the fairy tales that this is “our” faults aren’t true

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@Glosendo

2 years

Y’all’s follower count does not mean shit y’all corny for tweeting about it or about yalls clout in general. Some of y’all are genuinely terrible people 💀we’re grown we gotta stop gassing these lames

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5 years

Fun fact: if it missed the bone it’ll grow back no problem (if treated properly)

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@Glosendo

2 years

I’ll never understand why they take pics like this like they’re trophies??

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@DailyLoud

2 years

these men are not snipers. These are 3 creative illegal immigrants captured in El Paso, TX attempting to sneak into the US 😳

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@Glosendo

4 years

The worst kinda white is the racist Mexican kind who’s parents/family were illegal and still hate illegal immigrants. They betray their own for a people that don’t even want them

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4 years

White washed Mexicans are literally everywhere we all know one in the city we ALL do and nows the time to tell them something educate them, and if they can’t understand it because their privilege from living in El Paso, cut them off

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@Glosendo

5 years

In all seriousness the word “mayate” is meant to be degrading and offensive towards blacks for those who don’t know. If you say it you’re essentially saying the Spanish version of the “n” word. We all know that’s not acceptable

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@Glosendo

3 years

Keep reading “nye” as New York eve 😪

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@Glosendo

4 years

Don't break up. Fix the problem. Start the romance again. Go on dates again. Work on winning each other over again. This is why there are so many failed relationships. If you love each other and are best friends then breaking up is not the answer.

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@Glosendo

5 years

I flinched so hard 💀💀💀

ambleezy🌬🤎✨

@utnac_33

5 years

bro this guy hits dingers

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1 year

COUSIN

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5 years

EPTX really had a TWENTY DOLLAR cover charge for guys💀💀💀 we turned around so fast.

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3 years

The pause at the end 😭 that shit hurt ME

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5 years

Loyalty

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#MustardBoy

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3 years

Me listening to Chief Keef

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@Glosendo

3 years

Going on a whole ass date w the boys tonight I’m excited asl lmao. Olive Garden then drinks then Batman 😭

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@Glosendo

5 years

Let’s hope we don’t forget this when all this shit is over

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@jozelarios

5 years

Field workers deserve better pay. Always rising to the occasion no matter the circumstances.They are the backbone of this country and need to be treated like the heroes they are.

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4 years

They’re best friends 😭

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5 years

I didn’t wanna get too close 😭 they run away

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@Glosendo

5 years

My brothers sheep just had its baby, pics going up tomorrow 👌🏻

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@Glosendo

3 years

Cancer isn’t contagious…

Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸

@mtgreenee

3 years

1. Every single year more than 600,000 people in the US die from cancer. The country has never once shut down. Not a single school has closed. And every year, over 600,000 people, of all ages and all races will continue to die from cancer.

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6 years

Greggs nice with the clippers AND the camera what can I say lol

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4 years

Can’t talk to my mom about anything without her turning it into a conversation about Gods second coming 😪

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@Glosendo

3 years

Honestly, I don’t think we talk enough about what it’s like to transition from an unhealthy relationship with one person, to a genuinely healthy relationship with another.

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5 years

Elote en vaso sound bomb af rn 🤒

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