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sometimes I fall asleep to let Shukaku out. Descansa en paz Luly 👑 #ripphilthgawd 👼🏼

El Paso, TX
Joined July 2012
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@ImsuberG
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A woman with no ambition is just as unattractive as a man with no ambition, I see too many girls with no job ,dont go school, got nothing but a pretty face but are on the Internet everyday talking about “don’t waste my time” bitch you got nothing but time
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A thread to the white washed and racist Mexicans in El Paso,Texas:
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@ImsuberG
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This bitch has the meanest bear crawl I’ve ever seen any high school football coach would be proud
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• B.A. in Communications w/ minor in Sociology 👥 • 1st generation university grad 📚 • Management trainee job secured 👨🏾‍💼 My life goal from what I come from 💭 Never show your hand just do what you say. December 14th, 9:00am 🔸🔹 #UTEP19 #GOMINERS
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She was just tryna help you out Anthony Davis
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Nobody: Far East EP dudes:
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Dudes that don’t post their girl everyday are usually the most loyal ones, them dudes that post “my baby 😍” everyday be the same ones slanging dick to their gfs best friends and shit but y’all are too dumb to see that cuz all y’all care about is social media
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I just wanna know who the fuck in the city gave this piece of shit a haircut and clothes he doesn’t deserve that shit shoulda let him wear the same shit the whole time in jail
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Patrick Crusius enters a plea of mat guilty in his capital murder case in the 409th District Court with Jusge Sam Medrano presiding. #ElPasoStrong #elpasoshooter @elpasotimes
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Ep girls: yeah I caught my boyfriend in other girls dm's like he's single but Ima still stay with him and post about how much I love him
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In EP so many ppl think theyre white when in most other cities they’d realize they are a person of color. The ppl that don’t like black ppl or “illegals”, like guns, wear cowboy boots and voted for Trump, but their name is Alejandro Martinez we all know a few, it’s so weird lol
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Y'all post pictures and tweet about curving dudes on twitter but you gotta triple text your mcm to get a response, tragic lol
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The POLICE CHIEF of El Paso called black lives matter a radical hate group 💀💀💀 and i know plenty of good cops in the city that show love they out weigh the bad most of the time, but bro do you see why the country is in outrage lmaooooo??? This shit is fucked for black ppl lol
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If you’re using this as leverage for your political views shut the FUCK up nobody gives a fuck what you have to say
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It is not an active shooter it was an altercation and some dude started shooting at the people he got into it with, it’s not what y’all think I’m not even there but i had to check in to make sure it is not an attack on the general place
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RT if you’re from the 915 and never heard of half of these places lmaooo
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How about you ladies stop trying to spell COCONUT while riding the dick and spell LOYALTY....
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Tres leches cake is the best cake hands down
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Servers will check your table once and have you sitting with an empty water the whole time then come on here like “if you can’t afford to go out to eat don’t lol” like damn i need those extra couple dollars to buy some chapstick cuz my lips are dry from this damn empty water 😭
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Next time i have a gf and she says she doesn’t feel like giving me head im gonna be like “Cmon just Blac Chyna it at least😐”
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Girls who try to flirt by talking shit are so weird “like omg you’re not funny you’re so dumb and broke you probably have a small dick too haha 🤣 but what are you doing this weekend let’s hang you fuckin loser” like bitch what lmfaoooooooooooo
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I spent all day cutting at a homeless shelter today i cut like 20 heads in 6 hours no breaks and I’m not tired just cuz of all the positive energy I got from it ✅ “don’t do it if you’re gonna post about it” unfollow me or don’t read if that’s you but heres a thread about it
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I accidentally screenshot my homescreen like 3 times a day
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Lying about who you had sex with is not cool, bragging about girls you had sex with in general is lame and even more lame when it’s a lie lol
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Unpopular Opinion: Men Edition
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All these girls quoting this like wow we don’t have any guys like this in El Paso, go to Fort Bliss and there’s hundreds of mfs that look like this and will fuck anything that moves, thank me later
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Trying to keep it peaceful is a struggle. #FinePeopleFromTexas
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Example: A wanna be “cowboy” con el nopal en la frente who has his big truck loves trump, country music, and doesn’t like black ppl. He doesn’t realize if he goes to his favorite country concert in the wrong white southern state they’re gonna look at him in disgust
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It would take all the men who fought in the final battle on the movie 300 to remove my tongue from her asshole
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If we’re being completely honest this shit been in pandemic mode 💀💀💀
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#Breaking : El Paso's Sunland park Mall will reopen Monday May 4th
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McDonald’s Chicken nuggets HIT idc whether they’re made out of chicken or not
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Unpopular opinion: Fast food edition
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I’m part of Mexican culture, but some of them don’t accept me or others just because my skins a little darker and my hair a little curlier. Thanks if you read all this, hopefully this thread makes some change ppl change for the better. Spread Love make change🖤
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That girl came on here and acted like Chili’s was the chum bucket
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If this ain’t what you want leave me the fuck alone
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Aaron Jones gonna be an El Paso legend foever we gonna be telling our kids about him when they ask who came outta EP, bro stays giving back and being humble best example ppl can get fr @Showtyme_33 keep turning up were all rooting for you 💯
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. @Showtyme_33 rushes his way to number 3️⃣3️⃣ on the @NFL Top 100! #GoPackGo 📺 #NFLTop100 on @nflnetwork
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Aye you know you really from EP when that lil rob summer nights come on and you start vibing💀💀💀💀💀💀
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My future wife prolly at j balvin rn, her ex giving her a hard time cuz of the dress she’s wearing she’s showing a lot of ass, it’s ok baby I’m not insecure see you in like 2 years haha
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Dudes say “I wouldn’t cuff a girl that works at ____” a girl working at a place with revealing clothes on doesnt mean SHIT, I’ve had girls that stay in and read books drag me through the mud and I’ve had bottle service girls hold it down lol, workplace doesn’t define a woman lol
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You females will get into a relationship for like a month post annoying ass my man my man my man tweets the whole time break up with him and then two weeks later on the timeline post “why doesnt anybody want to be my boyfriend :/“ wtf is wrong with y’all lmfaooooooooooo
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Idk why women think they gotta have a fat ass or big boobs to be bad, you could have a pretty face a average body and throw in some personality and be the baddest cuz majority of girls have none lol
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If we’re being honest Chrisean Rock and blueface are like an average far east side El Paso couple
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The fact that Drake got booed tells me we need to bring bullying back 💀, all the girls with shitty self cut bangs that wear military boots everyday and all the dudes who wear beanies everyday with their non prescription glasses and purposely act awkward need to be stopped
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October countdown people are annoying “OMG 120 days till we get spooky dick and Halloween cuddles 🤪🤪🤪🤪” y’all are really that excited to put on the same cat ears/devil horns with a slutty outfit like you have the past 4 years
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Menudo meat, I’m only rocking with pozole
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Let's play.
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It’s cinco de Mayo NOT cinco de Puerto Rico i do not wanna hear no fuckin bad bunny today
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Why do girls love the “🤪” emoji so much lol, y’all be on here like “omg just bombed my midterm 🤪🤪🤪🤪” like shit doesn’t even be making sense lmfaoooooooooooooo
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When ppl ask me what it’s like living in the northeast
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This will never get old
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I want y’all to know that i was getting free drinks yesterday from random dudes i didn’t know and you gotta be a real pretty mf to finesse drinks as a man, idk about y’all but I’m a bad bitch now ima start posting DMs i dont respond to and texting “omg i barely saw this :(“
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My future wife is probably in padre right now getting shots poured in her mouth by a 6’6” light skin dude with a beard while her friends record her on snap and scream “aye aye aye” in the background 😔😖
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Bitches quoting this like it’s an ugly cut but when you go to their baby daddy’s page what do you see
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Ppl always think I’m weird cuz my family eats thanksgiving at like 6 but isn’t it called thanksgiving dinner???? Not thanksgiving brunch at 1130 am lmfaooooooooooo
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Trump isn’t perfect and that’s cool, Bush wasn’t Obama wasn’t but ppl wouldn’t go to a damn UFC match with Obama or Bush gear on. SOME ppl rep him SO HARD cuz of what he has said to inspire superiority, arrogance, and hatred over/toward other ppl, not cuz he’s awesome in office.
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Covington has arrived!!! #UFC245
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No flag this shit is pathetic dawg the NFL really does not give a fuck about being rigged or not 💀💀💀
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I havent seen any women in sundresses this summer smh just biker shorts, throwback tees, and sb dunks. Dressed like one of the bros and shit 😠😠😠😠😠😠
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A girl could have 50 bodies the past is the past, she got trust issues cuz of her last relationship I’ll help work on them, she insecure I’ll teach her how to love herself, but if she dates or talks to soldiers from fort bliss she’s a goner i cant fuckin do it
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Theres too many Mexican people in EP who KNOW other Mexican ppl who don’t like blacks and have heard their friends call blacks mayates changos and even n*ggers at times, and these are the same ppl think that black lives matter is dumb or exaggerated lol, some think they’re”white”
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EP girls that take pics of naked girls in the middle of the desert I just wonder if they think they’re gonna get famous or like they just like how they look lol, don’t get me wrong some of the pics look dope but most of y’all just look like thots tbh 💀
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White washed Mexicans are literally everywhere we all know one in the city we ALL do and nows the time to tell them something educate them, and if they can’t understand it because their privilege from living in El Paso, cut them off
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I know ppl who I’m close to that are surprised when they go to bigger predominantly white cities and see how much racism they face for being brown, all your racist moms, dads, tios, and tias on Facebook probably haven’t left enough to see.
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Offset in his head like “FUCK i wanna cheat on her again so bad” 💀💀💀
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I’m single because women my age are more infatuated with the idea of simply keeping a long term relationship, than finding an individual who’s special to them and they have a connection with these days yall will get with anyone as long as you think they’ll stick around it’s scary
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Mfs in El Paso don’t know how to drive on the even the clearest days bro, what do you mean lol
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it rains once in El Paso & mf’s don’t know how to drive
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I was raised by an illegal immigrant grandmother and first gen mother, I know mexican culture like the back of my hand i was raised in it. I’m born and raised here and have seen racism in many different ways, I’m billingual which just furthers how much racism I’m able to notice.
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If yalls best friends love you so much why do yalls eyebrows look like that when you go out
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Laying here NOT thinking about any assignments due , this is luxurious
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Ima pray for my city tonight and all those effected shit never used to be like this man.
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Kyle killed 2 ppl and is acquitted of all charges, ppl have dab pens on some little kid shit get felonies and a year probation. All that justice and we love America shit is dead and lame this country’s justice system is fucked
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Idk why twitter makes it a trend to hate hs or ppl you went to hs with idk shit was fun for me lmaoooo 💀💀💀 y’all be scared to admit hs was fun cuz you don’t wanna get bullied by the ppl who get their personality off of social media and don’t talk in real life 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I got a 96 on one of my midterms so far hehe
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I’m gonna have to take some gas station dick pills next time i fly , TSA not finna giggle at me
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You want some smoke G?
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Mexicans are prideful and determined ppl, millions have busted their ass to make a living here that’s why better than the poverty they come from, that pride is in me as well, but for a lot of ppl that pride turns into arrogance and superiority complexes towards black ppl
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My tweet unfortunately made it to fit fam I’m ashamed of myself
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Many Mexicans get a superiority complex and think blacks are lazy and thugs, but they don’t realize how much the system is against us since we were FORCED here on boats. We didn’t get to chose to come to America to make a better life for our family’s.
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Y’all look at el paso for those of you that won’t shut the fuck up acting like everyone is partying everyday 💀
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The New York Times used cell phone data to assess which area of the country stayed home last week. The Greater Lakes states crushed it! #FlattenTheCuve
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I don’t get baby fever y’all don’t realize you gotta take care of the baby pay for it and be around all the time and not just take Twitter pics of it lol, I’m cool off a baby for like 10 years lol
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These are ppls neighbors, friends, and family these are people who make up the community random ppl that i dont even know lol, and look at how they react to black people wanting their lives to matter. LOOK it’s right in front of you all in EP during this
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If y’all don’t like it here then you can leave 😩🇺🇸 👀
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Bro...
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“If you ain't got no giddy up then giddy out my way”
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If my girl can’t carry me away like this i dont want her
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Dawg they couldn’t have at least went INSIDE the fuckin truck??????? I’m not going to a tailgate at utep again bruh I’m not fucking with y’all no more 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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If Cardi B was a man y’all would be on here writing fuckin paragraphs about how disgusting it is and how they’re cancelled and how you can’t even trust the ice cream man anymore cuz he has a mustache , but since she’s a girl it’s crickets
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L O fuckin L to the ppl that waited in those long ass lines to wash your cars yesterday 💀💀💀💀
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Cool guy 🌤
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Y’all boys are lucky after a long hard day of work you can chill with your pretty gfs and play tickle butt, me after a long hard day of work i gotta scream “BRO HOW” at my TV for 2 hours with my friends until we get a Warzone win
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You’re one of those Mfs who boo’ed drake huh?????
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Majority of the business owners, workers, cops, and rich ppl here are Mexican, where is the oppression that Mexicans in El Paso who dismiss #BlackLivesMatter face? This for some reason creates a racial supremacy feel for a lot of ppl here
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Soulja Boy tell em, Hop up out the beeeeeeeedddddddddddddddddddddddd turn my swag onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn take a look in the mirror say wassup yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’m gettinnggg money awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Ppl in El Paso just wake up one day at like 19 and decide to be Puerto Rican and put this->🇵🇷 in all their bios and their grandpa is Puerto Rican on their dads side even though gramps was born and raised in segundo/lower valley and came from Juarez, he Puerto Rican somehow
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I watch modern family just to see her I’m truly in love with her
she wore this in 1996 and it’s identical to what it girls wear now... right down to the Dior bag
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In the youth it’s those who love black culture, say “nigga” every other sentence, but will be the ones on here retweeting “Mexicans don’t complain like black ppl about everything 🙄” from some random person from a predominantly Mexican city in Cali or Texas
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Aye we get it y’all are gonna smoke today so is half the fuckin universe, If drinkers tweeted like smokers y’all would be annoyed 😂
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Many men wish death upon me, blood in my eye dawg and i cant see 🌨
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Don’t exist
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GIRLS THAT GIVE HEAD WITHOUT YOU ASKING >
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Goodmorning to all the women who can take a joke on this app and don’t turn everything into a debate 🙂
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Wearing crocs has added 3+ years to my overall lifespan 10/10 recommend
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Why’d every gas station turn into speedway over night
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This is a lie girls who work hard for their shit are the only ones id spoil cuz I know they don’t need it, spoiling a broke hoe feels like you’re supporting a kid lol
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Nigga’s don’t like spoiling girls who have their own... for some odd reason
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Why do girls with big butts and with nice legs like dudes that weigh less than them LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
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There’s been multiple times I’ve wanted to beat the shit out of ppl for being racist for no reason at all and they’ve NEVER been white sadly lol, and I’m sure plenty of black ppl in the city can relate.
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Doing less fun shit is not “maturing” just cuz you stay in and watch hbo max after work everyday and plan out 1 yearly trip doesn’t mean you’re maturing its just what you prefer, natural homebodies been tricking y’all for months now into thinking being less social is leveling up
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A cholo just came up to me at the gas station told me i have a nice whip i was like shit thanks bruh and dapped him and then he told me he had a hellcat in 2015 but his baby momma crashed that shit, and i mean he was capping but moral of the story women are trash as always smh
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People really wake up and think “hmmmmm i think im gonna buy myself a pair of chunky ass white filas today” and really go through with it and wear them out in public
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