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@GlennAndTonic

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The mouthpiece for all anonymous brain worms everywhere.

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@Heminator So he may win the vote part of the election, but the talent and swimsuit portions are still up for grabs
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@jamusp @stclairashley “Nothing, it’s fine”
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@GarrettPetersen I’m going to take over Grey’s Anatomy and make it about practicing medicine.
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@mandalynns23 Our kids wouldn’t breastfeed. Formula fed. They’re 17 and 18 now. Not dead.
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@DuckieLouise Honestly impressed she kept it a secret that long
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@ComicLoverMari Also Idris Elba was great in Suicide Squad?
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@DuckieLouise Been there. What can you do, really?
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@MZHemingway @SunshineSass2 Each and every Republican who voted for this should be replaced ASAP
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@Grummz All this "purge" talk, seems ominous.
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@shoe0nhead Self-hating white people an untapped natural resource
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@kriissaa_krae @Donut_tweetz mentally, a lot of people are stunted. I kind of feel it's an epidemic.
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@Rothmus The stick is civilization.
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@SydneyLWatson Everything ends up getting overused and losing meaning. Especially with the machinery of the internet.
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@PolitiBunny @SenWarren @POTUS Why don’t they penalize universities for selling these kids a worthless education? Why don’t they penalize the banks for loaning money to kids who have no capacity to pay back the loans? Why does the burden all fall on the student? A shared burden would correct this problem
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@DrunkRepub It’s not just that it’s political, it’s an alternative religion.
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@deaflibertarian Can we start with the notion that property is our god given right?
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@kriissaa_krae The kids are very much not ok
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@chadfelixg @commonsense258 @ninaturner What do we do about people who continue to make bad choices and refuse to even try to change, who won’t even accept help when given and prefer to rot on the streets? This is where we are now because we won’t have any hard conversations about the problem.
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@DuckieLouise I have gen Z children. I may sometimes say or do “cringy” things on purpose so they don’t take things so seriously. 😂
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@danrichman @AGHamilton29 Correct. This IS the product. Everyone did their job as currently defined. No one is embarrassed by this.
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@vbspurs A women only home called “Heathers”
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@karol Didn't realize Nikki Haley would start campaigning for DeSantis so soon.
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@cliftonaduncan @TheCriticalDri2 I remember the last writer’s strike I was really disappointed at multiple things that were shut down, canceled and delayed. But this time I can’t think of one thing I’m really broken up about.
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@Heminator I think Trump has proven again that he’s simply not a politician, which is probably his greatest appeal.
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@Kneon I'm starting to think that JJ Abrams was a mistake.
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@altonbrown Remember when they used to do cooking on the cooking channel?
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@ggreenwald Anything non narrative is right wing.
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@PolitiBunny I don’t think they care that an attendee at the rally died. This is where we are.
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@emilykmay @LadyDaemontus Yes. Best advice to give people getting married.
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@MattWalshBlog Telling them to “touch grass” would be insensitive.
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@robbystarbuck @adamcarolla @CollinRugg If they did it in an abortion clinic they’d be put away for 11 years.
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@Nerdrotics Bad creators. Combined with people who don’t even grasp why the stories were special in the first place. So I guess bad creators.
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I’d say not to rest on the Supreme Court decision yesterday. A lot of people still think there are experts who are making rules for our own good who are vital for the smooth operation of our society. There’s a lot of deprogramming to do.
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@JeanGen09181213 The fact that we have no problem with it should illustrate what the actual problem is.
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@DrunkRepub The soyest boyest.
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@Philosophi_Cat @chartconsultllc “Settling” is not really settling if you both do the work
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@IzaBooboo @alfranken Al is proving the point of the ruling?
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@ScriptTrooper This is the same guy who willingly gave up his saber to Darth Vader and allowed him to take him to the Emperor because he “still had some good in him” and could turn him.
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Who’s your favorite vampire
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Who’s your favorite vampire
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I thought he was going to say it’s because he was dead.
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@Nerdrotics When Nazi Barbie name dropped pewdiepie I thought, they don’t get it. I tried one episode of S3 and I was done. S1 rocked though.
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@DuckieLouise Let me tell you, first child, would never sleep alone, nurses kept trying to put her in the clear bassinet thing, finally we got one nurse who put her in bed with my wife and she slept.
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@theclassicwife I don’t know, in the 80s you could just have rainbows on things and nobody knew what a gay person was.
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@DuckieLouise Hey, I got called Pansy plenty of times growing up 😂
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@vbspurs St Elmo’s
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@ThatEricAlper Breaking Bad
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@Heminator This woman
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@redsteeze I wouldn't want to go to Kamala Harris' house either.
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@AlexBerenson They hate us, so they ain’t us
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@blane1122 @nbreavington I wish they’d just go back to summering in Switzerland and stop trying to run our lives.
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@heelvsbabyface @TheCriticalDri2 Wasp coming in hot single-handedly trying to save the MCU
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This is sort of like the joke where if you get your name right on the SAT it’s 600 points.
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Edgar Wright is officially in talks to direct the ‘BARBARELLA’ remake, starring Sydney Sweeney. Jane Goldman is writing the script. (Source: Deadline)
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@kelly_cadigan Definitely not going to get 100% consensus there. But I think a lot of people are willing to accept you as you. I don’t know why people would go out of their way to insist you are specifically one thing to them, just seems rude to me.
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@GayPatriot @alexandermarion Same here. It’s far from ideal.
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@mannerlygamer @Genki_JPN Would love to see them do a modern take on a turn based RPG though
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@Heminator Wait, you’re telling me that’s NOT Greta Thunberg?
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@NJBeisner The 90s were great, I cannot lie.
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@gov_fails Yeah, like you can CHOOSE to lose your job or not be able to go out in public, but that’s totally your CHOICE.
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@PolitiBunny @rms432 Another 4 years of Biden would be a disaster. We don’t know what will happen after 4 years of Trump
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@disparutoo @The_Epic_Mike Yes, I gave up after season 2 when it became apparent that “oh, you hate ME”
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@karol I care because they’ll do it again. There’s something wrong with a system that allows this.
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@Heminator @EsotericCD He’s not exactly what they all say about him. That bubble bursting is what I think is so hard to take.
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@SydneyLWatson This is why people are afraid to get out of line, because it feeds into the fear of it being taken to the extreme.
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@chartconsultllc They make the choice to have that life and don the habit. It’s not assigned to them simply for being female.
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@audrawrongspeak This is why it pains me to see people dismiss others as sinful and irredeemable.
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@Nerdrotics @BoundingComics The “Don’t Worry Darling” seems strong with this one.
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@emeriticus Tucker brought a slightly different audience to Fox News
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Probably a smidge longer than I wanted, but still really good
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@parisfreedomfry @PolitiBunny Healthcare was expensive before, it’s a mortgage payment now.
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@EricRichards22 On July freaking 4th! On the 50th anniversary!!
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I spent the rest of the video way too fixated on why he stuck a lemon in there.
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What’s stopping you from making something like this for your daughter?
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@theclassicwife It’s not bitchy when I do it.
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@HeidiBriones Would have never thought this possible like a year ago
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@Heminator I simply believe we can have a society where people of all economic backgrounds can be assured of relative safety in public areas.
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Without googling, name a famous historic battle.
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Without googling, name a famous historic battle.
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Americans will literally measure with anything but the metric system.
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WATCH: Dinosaur-sized gator spotted at a golf course in Florida
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@WeAllNeedJesus1 I don’t know if I could do this, but I’m really really proud and inspired by you doing so.
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@PolitiBunny No one HAS to do what he says, he simply offered a suggestion. People going out of their way to be offended is really a defense mechanism. We want to believe that all of the truisms that we've been soaked in all our lives are valid and we'll be happy and successful if we just
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Here I am returning my cart to the corral as was foretold in the sacred texts.
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@kriissaa_krae @JakeMcCalmonTN New Hampshire sounds lovely in the summer.
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@DuckieLouise If we can only have flawless, perfect characters who automatically blow past any problem or obstacle because they’re just born awesome then we’ll achieve societal utopia. Because that is how humans work.
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This is just me, but the first thing I would do is magic up some working legs.
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What do you allow in your games?
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@TheCriticalDri2 Even the Ferengi gave this up.
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