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Lenny Sherman

@GlenLenSherman

4 months

Full set @UnleashedComedy

Comedy Unleashed

@UnleashedComedy

4 months

Top Male Bloke @GlenLenSherman 's video is now live (wait 'till the joke at the end 🫣🫣🤣) 📽️👉

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Lenny Sherman

@GlenLenSherman

2 years

Loads of Albanians in central London today protesting about being called criminals. I hope it don’t go on too long, I need some gear dropping off soon.

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Prince Andrew

Boxing News

@BoxingNewsED

2 years

Who would you like to see Kell Brook fight next?

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Lenny Sherman

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11 months

My family tree going back hundreds of years comes from Hackney, Bethnal Green and Hoxton. But according to this absolute c*nt we’re not proper Londoners. Sadiq Khan’s office under fire for suggesting white families ‘don’t represent real Londoners’

Khan’s office under fire for suggesting white families ‘don’t represent Londoners’

The Labour London mayor was criticised over the message, which appeared as part of a guide to his brand

www.independent.co.uk

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The face she pulls after “41,000 emails” is an absolute belter!! 😂😂😂 #BabyReindeer

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Lenny Sherman

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3 months

Good old equality!

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2 years

The thing is guys if we DON’T abuse Harry Kane it’s gonna look racist.

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3 years

Harry Kane’s best chance of leaving Spurs would be to become manager.

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Lenny Sherman

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1 year

A fun comedy sketch I did for Channel 4. I played an old school gangster called Jimmy ‘The Gent’ Allen.

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Lenny Sherman

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9 months

Owen Jones’s definition of “far-right” is basically British people who don’t agree with his bullshit. Pretty rich calling others far-right when he rubs shoulders with people who literally want to wipe out the entire Jewish population. The biggest shit talking shit-stirrer going.

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Lenny Sherman

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4 years

5.30am for pre-drinks round mine tomorrow if anyone’s interested?

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Lenny Sherman

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5 years

@DCFCAnge On behalf of all proper MIllwall fans sincere apologies and congratulations on winning the election.

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Lenny Sherman

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4 months

I’m so woke!

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Lenny Sherman

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4 years

Bad news for Snow White.

Coronavirus: Lockdown easing to allow groups of six to meet

The PM says groups of up to six people will be able to meet outside in England from Monday.

www.bbc.co.uk

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Lenny Sherman

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4 years

Absolutely buzzing to see my material in the latest issue of Viz Comic.

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Lenny Sherman

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3 years

What an absolute disgrace! I can’t believe Anne Boleyn used to black up.

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Lenny Sherman

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4 years

Sorry guys, they’ll be no podcast this week due to me not actually having a podcast. Thanks.👍

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Lenny Sherman

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1 year

Gary Lineker

Football Tweet ⚽

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1 year

Guess the young baller? 🤔

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Lenny Sherman

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2 years

“Alright lads, what you in for?”

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Lenny Sherman

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4 years

Man’s best friend.

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Lenny Sherman

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3 years

@metpoliceuk Anti-maskers: Can we do a protest? Met Police: Sure. BLM: Can we do a protest? Met Police: Of course, our officers will even get on their knees for you. Reclaim The Streets: Can we have a socially distanced vigil for a women that 1 of your officers murdered. Met Police: No way.

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Lenny Sherman

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3 years

I see Bill Gates’s Mrs is divorcing him. It does make you wonder where the name Microsoft came from. 🤔

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Lenny Sherman

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3 years

Honestly guys, I’ve never felt so let down. I’ve always thought Rees-Mogg was a man of the people.

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Lenny Sherman

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3 years

Buried my dad today. Absolutely awful, he weren’t even dead.

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Lenny Sherman

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3 years

Gutted to hear about the death of Prince Philip. Out of respect to him I think we should all hold a minutes racism.

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Lenny Sherman

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5 years

When there’s sniffer dogs on the turnstiles so you cane the whole packet.

Football Daily

@footballdaily

5 years

Rate this Southampton fan channeling the spirit of the late Prodigy frontman, Keith Flint! 🔥

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Lenny Sherman

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9 months

It doesn’t matter how many people get kidnapped, killed, beheaded, raped, bombed or call for Jihad, vandalise war memorials and assault poppy sellers. Just remember guys the bad guys in all this are the white working class British.👍

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Lenny Sherman

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4 years

Lockdown will end once everyone’s told us the ten albums that greatly influenced their taste in music.

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Lenny Sherman

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8 months

Pretty sure they’re not “driven by far-right ideology”. I’d say they’re driven by several kids getting stabbed. It’s not rocket science! Are this “far-right” mob out other times doing “far-right” stuff? Was they out “far-righting” it up last night or the night before? 🤔🧠

Sky News

@SkyNews

8 months

Police have said a 'complete hooligan lunatic faction driven by far-right ideology' is behind violent protests in Dublin after three young children were injured in a stabbing outside a school. Sky's @SMurphyTV has the latest from the scene 📺 Sky 501

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Lenny Sherman

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3 years

He might not wear a mask but he’s definitely wearing a wig.😩

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Lenny Sherman

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3 years

As a performer I can’t stand the “I not allowed to say anything on stage anymore” mob. Give a rest mate, you’re the one who wanted to be a mime.

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Lenny Sherman

@GlenLenSherman

9 months

If that was at football there’d be police horses steaming the crowd, old bill whacking people with batons & nicking em. Not all this walking on egg shells & pandering, spineless bollox. Good old equality. Don’t worry we might not be tweeting about it every 5 mins but we see u.🧐

Oli London

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9 months

Violent Palestinian supporters shove police officers in London. While some of the officers push back against the Hamas supporters, the others watch on and make no arrests despite multiple police officers being assaulted.

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Lenny Sherman

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2 years

Let’s just hope Putin see’s all these tweets and stops the invasion.

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Lenny Sherman

@GlenLenSherman

4 months

Oh look old bill in full riot gear yesterday for football fans but they treat terrorist supporters & anti-semitism with kid gloves. We’ve all got eyes & we call all smell the bullshit a mile off. Maybe if the police treated everyone equally there wouldn’t be animosity.

Metropolitan Police

@metpoliceuk

5 months

Officers are dealing with multiple public order events across London. In Bermondsey, there are pockets of violent disorder where officers are dealing with fans as they travel to the tube. It is not acceptable for officers to be assaulted and we will deal with those responsible.

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Lenny Sherman

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3 years

Oh look everyone’s proud to be English all of a sudden. Why weren’t you celebrating when Tony Blair was forcing us into an illegal war with Iraq? Bloody glory hunters!

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Lenny Sherman

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4 years

Absolute honour to see one of my babies in the legendary Viz Comic. I’m a proud daddy.

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Lenny Sherman

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11 months

Just see Millwall striker Kevin Nisbet on the John Wayne. Congratulated him on his goal Saturday & got him to do a video for my birds 7 year old Millwall mad boy, He was over the moon. Top geezer Kev - even though I think he thought it was a face time call & not a video! 😩😂🦁💙

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Lenny Sherman

@GlenLenSherman

2 years

Sorry Facebook, me and my bloody hate speech.😩😩😩 I did try ladies. 🙌🏻

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Lenny Sherman

@GlenLenSherman

4 years

I dunno why Captain Tom Moore is raising money for the NHS? They’ll probably spend it on drugs.

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Lenny Sherman

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4 years

Comedian who thinks it will enhance their career being working class.

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Lenny Sherman

@GlenLenSherman

2 years

Hey guys, I’m trying to raise money to get the homeless somewhere to sleep this Christmas. Basically we need enough funds for a flight to France and a rubber dinghy so they can paddle back over the channel and be put in a hotel. Please give generously.👍😩

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Lenny Sherman

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4 months

Islamophobia @UnleashedComedy

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4 years

Most comedy podcasts

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Lenny Sherman

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3 years

It’s a shame these white middle class try hards claiming that terrorist Shamima Begum was groomed turned a blind eye when the Rotherham victims were groomed.

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Lenny Sherman

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3 years

Just overheard someone say this on a bus: “Why do people always tweet stuff that they overhear on a bus?”

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Lenny Sherman

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7 months

Hail Millwall full of grace.🙏🦁

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Lenny Sherman

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3 years

Looking forward to the new He-Man movie.

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4 months

Intimidating @UnleashedComedy

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Lenny Sherman

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2 years

The two old girls take on acid raves is hilarious. God bless the old characters, love em.

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Lenny Sherman

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5 years

@ChuckLane1 Heartbreaking. God rest her soul.

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2 years

Harry Kane spotted at Winter Wonderland

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Lenny Sherman

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9 years

I see #BigBrother 's back on the box.... I wonder when they're gonna do a celebrity version? #CBB2016

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Lenny Sherman

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7 months

Lovely send off for our dear friend Jon today. Huge numbers turned out, a testament to the love and respect he had over Millwall and the football scene in general. Perfect service by Father Owen, lovely touch putting on a Millwall scarf halfway through. RIP John.🙏💙🦁

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Lenny Sherman

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4 years

I think it’d be a nice little goodwill gesture if they put a bit of Charlie in the vaccine.

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Lenny Sherman

@GlenLenSherman

2 years

Say you love Albanian Cocaine and hookers without saying you love Albanian Cocaine and hookers.

Jeremy Corbyn

@jeremycorbyn

2 years

A “broken” asylum system is one that fails to treat human beings with compassion, dignity and respect. It’s not about cost. It’s not about efficiency. It’s about humanity.

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Lenny Sherman

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2 years

My comedy isn’t for everyone.😩😂

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Lenny Sherman

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4 years

Careful guys apparently there’s a pervert with a fetish for 20 year olds trying to start off weird online trends for sexual gratification.✌️

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Lenny Sherman

@GlenLenSherman

8 months

One for the Millwall boys.😂🦁

Simon Brodkin

@SimonBrodkin

8 months

🎤 If Russia invades the UK

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Lenny Sherman

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9 months

Interesting take from the king of bullshit Sadiq Khan. Suella Braverman is not stoking up division, she’s just pointing out people who are acting like c*nts. The people who are acting like c*nts are causing division. 1/2

Times Radio

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Sadiq Khan tells #TimesRadio that a "far right" protest is more likely to take place on Armistice Day "as a direct consequence" of the words and actions of the home secretary and prime minister. @SadiqKhan | @MayorofLondon | @MattChorley

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Lenny Sherman

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4 years

@MikeBubbins You’re thinking of The Proclaimers Mike.

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Lenny Sherman

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6 years

It’s a funny old world aint It? I just met an atheist called Christian.

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6 years

If you like Alan Partdridge or David Brent you’ll absolutely love the #Bros documentary.

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3 years

Phew! I just managed to buy the last bit of petrol at the garage. Now all I need is a car.

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2 years

@ChampionsLeague Jack from On The Buses

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8 months

@KonstantinKisin So much hate!! (Some white men going through a pathway).

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Lenny Sherman

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3 years

Very honoured to be tonight’s support act for the hilarious @realclintonb at the beautiful Haymarket Theatre, Basingstoke. Great crowd, loads of fun. What a cracking week, very grateful.🙏

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Lenny Sherman

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3 months

Does anyone know what time Sadiq Khan’s turning on the Oxford Street St George’s Day lights? #StGeorgesDay 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Lenny Sherman

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3 months

Looking forward to our annual St George’s Day piss up and vegan BBQ with these two legends today! 🥳🍻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #StGeorgesDay

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Lenny Sherman

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3 years

What was that shit England? Footballs coming home? F*ck me, you’ve got more chance Shemima Begun coming home.

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4 years

I dunno why they’re worried about the Churchill statues getting vandalised. They’ll be insured.

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Lenny Sherman

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5 years

Very pleased to say that I’ll be appearing in tonight’s #Eastenders playing Alex. Check out the taster.

BBC EastEnders

@bbceastenders

5 years

Oh, Mick! #EastEnders . Tonight. 8pm.

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Lenny Sherman

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7 years

Stay safe guys & just remember If you do see anything suspicious don't be racist. #Westminister

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Lenny Sherman

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3 years

As a working class football supporter I can’t believe how the police are behaving at the Clapham vigil tonight. At Millwall matches they always give us tea and biscuits and offer us a foot massage. Really odd behaviour by the police, totally out of character.

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Lenny Sherman

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4 years

Brian May looks like he’s about to give someone a 10 stretch.

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3 years

Fair play to the government on giving the NHS a 1% pay rise (technically a pay cut after inflation). I’m sure that’ll come in handy when they have to PAY for staff parking at the hospital. Well done guys u stepped up, treat yourself to a 3rd home & a ketamine party on expenses.

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Lenny Sherman

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3 years

If you listen closely enough you can hear the sound of middle class comedians asking their parents for £30,000.

Chortle Comedy

@chortle

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Edinburgh Fringe moves ahead | Shows can register from next month - but huge questions remain

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Lenny Sherman

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3 months

Took my girlfriend to see the Amy Winehouse film. Tragic what happened to her with the drink & drugs. But anyway enough about Vicky, what a great film!10/10. Highly recommend.👌

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Lenny Sherman

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3 years

Absolute honour to be tonight’s support act for the hilarious Clinton Baptiste’s Stratospheric tour @TheatreRoyal Margate. Lovely 3 tier venue, nice big crowd, great fun, what a night. Very grateful.🙏❤️✌️

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Lenny Sherman

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5 years

SHOCK HORROR: MIDDLE CLASS PROTESTORS DON’T GIVE A F*CK ABOUT THE WORKING CLASS!!! I support the climate changers but I wonder if they’ll do a protest down the lentil isle at Waitrose?🤔

999 London

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5 years

#Newham Angry commuters throw drinks at #ExtinctionRebellion protesters while one is dragged from the top of a Jubilee Line train at #CanningTown Tube Station. The Jubilee Line is now operating with severe delays TfL say. Video: @HollyJoCollins

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Lenny Sherman

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3 years

Great day in London getting back to normality. Had a nice workout, haircut and pint. Just need to get stabbed now.

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Lenny Sherman

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7 months

Gotta say lovely gesture from the West Ham boys sending a wreath for Jon’s funeral today. Andy Swallow also did a tribute on his Centreforce FM radio show recently. Very classy, bundles of respect for that. Much appreciated.🦁🙏🤝 #Millwall

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Lenny Sherman

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7 years

My predictions for this years Wimbledon: Andy Murray to win the men's & Serena Williams to win the Lesbians. #Wimbledon

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Lenny Sherman

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3 years

@robbeckettcomic As long as she’s not looking at you thinking the same mate.👍

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4 years

Humdinger

Accidental Partridge

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#AccidentalPartridge

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Lenny Sherman

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4 years

Whoever came up with the notion that comedians should use their platform to change the world needs a good punch in the mouth.

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Lenny Sherman

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3 years

Well I think the next Rolling Stones drummer should be Idris Elba.

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Lenny Sherman

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5 months

If you listen hard enough you can hear the sound of Gary Rowett pissing himself laughing. #Millwall

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4 years

Who reckons Rashford could get him to cancel Brexit?

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Lenny Sherman

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1 year

1. If you’ve been banged up for fighting at Millwall. 2. If you’ve been nicked for fighting at Millwall. 3. If you’ve done opposing supporters but ain’t been nicked. That’s all I can think of at the moment but it’s a start. Can someone pass this on to the chairman please. 2/2

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Lenny Sherman

@GlenLenSherman

2 years

Well I think the next Met Police Commissioner should be Idris Elba.

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Lenny Sherman

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4 years

Overheard in Tesco’s: “We had a street party & was social distancing but by the end of it everyone was pissed & kissing and cuddling each other haha.” We can blame the problems on the government & maybe they deserve some of it but the fact is a lot of people are total fuckwits.

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Lenny Sherman

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1 year

Hey guys, gutted to announce the new show on the BBC that I was due to present this week has suddenly been axed.😩 Sorry gang, can’t say anything more at the moment, thanks for your co-operation.✌️🫶

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6 years

Who remembers the good old days when football fans used to kick f*ck out of each other?

Proper Magazine

@ProperMag

6 years

Those Lincoln fans x CBeebies

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Lenny Sherman

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1 year

Millwall against Blackburn has sold out leaving a lot of real fans ticketless. Loads of glory hunters, tourists and outsiders nicking em no doubt. The club should have a loyalty system in place giving priority to fans who deserve them the most in the following order: 1/2

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Lenny Sherman

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3 years

Stand Up Comic.

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Lenny Sherman

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5 years

“Take me down to the pie & mash city where the liquors green & the grub Is pretty oh won’t you please take me home”. - Axl Rose, Guns N’ Roses. M. Manzes Tower Bridge Rd, London, SE1. @pienmashporn