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If you don't pretend to be Spyro the dragon when you're eating pomegranate seeds then you're the idiot.

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

6 years

Brain: Under No. Circumstances. Do you name the mouse that's found it's way into the flat. It's vermin & needs to go- we're absolutely not getting attached. Heart: .... Brain: What have you.. Heart: .. Steve Brain: OhmygodYES he totally looks like a Steve!!!! #Stevelivesherenow

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

6 months

I refuse to believe Marchioness of Cholmondeley is a legitimate title, and not just what would happen if I drank 5 glasses of wine and then tried to say Matthew Mcconaughey. #KateMiddleton #RoyalFamily #rosehanbury

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6 months

Lady Rose Hanbury: Who is the Marchioness of Cholmondeley?

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6 months

Thanks all, I now understand it's pronounced Chumley but just know that in my head it will always be..

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Schitt's Creek (TV Series) - Moira Rose commercial for Herb Ertlinger...

(2015–2020) S1E6 Wine and Roses

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

6 years

Yep, it's exactly things like this that are why I'm so bloomin' excited to be moving back to Sheff 😄 (That and Henderson's Relish. Obvs. 👍)

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

6 months

@Peter05122415 🤣🤣🤣

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

7 years

Receptionist: Is your stay for business or leisure? Me (not expecting question): .. Pleasure. And that is the story of how I became known as the prostitute of a Premier Inn in Reading.

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6 months

@HeatherLWheeler @AshleyChamberla Omg you are not wrong 🤣🤣

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

6 months

@LoriSuzanne3 🤣🥂🍾

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

3 years

May every time you're walking towards another person, you consistently step to the same side as they do and end up doing the annoying little pavement dance with everyone you encounter, for the rest of your life. #CurseBorisJohnson

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

8 months

2024 Resolutions: 1. Drink more water 2. Try to finally become 1 of those women you see on the news who once showed a crow some kindness & now the crow brings her little trinkets everyday 3. But don't make it obvious that's the plan; crows smell desperation a mile off 4. Be cool

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

6 months

@Rbeckw2 Let's say yes 😂

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

3 years

@doctor_oxford As someone who works in the NHS, you know things are bad when you genuinely feel more supported during winter pressures from Uber and their yearly NHS Christmas discount code than you do from the literal government..

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@Gingeypie

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6 months

@RoxieKat 😂

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@Gingeypie

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6 months

@seanomathuna5 Apologies 😂

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

7 years

@cox_tom Haha I used to live in Eyam until last year.. If you're spooked now, brace yourself for bonfire night 😉

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

8 years

@DrRayBakes I feel like deep down we all knew that & we just tell ourselves it's 'when there's a space in the washing machine' for comfort

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

6 years

Guy on the train elbowed me in the face so I've obvs said sorry, because I wasn’t raised in a barn.

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

6 years

Southgate hugs should be available on the NHS. #WorldCup #ENG

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

5 years

@WraggJessica @DebraDompieri I'm sorry. I am 29, and live in the UK. When I see a woman of your age post such a strange tweet, lol, I tend to wonder if that woman has somehow managed to accidentally confuse the word 'guys' with the word 'vegetarians'.

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

7 months

I realise there are far worse things going on in the world, but it will never not bother me that the last ever time the Friends cast were all together, bloody James Corden was there

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

3 years

@EvanEdinger As someone from Sheffield you've definitely given me a lot to reflect on that I frankly wasn't ready for on a quiet Wednesday night..

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

6 months

@EmilyGTheOT1 🤣🤣👌

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

6 years

Dreamcatcher fell on my face and I woke up screaming. One. Job.

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

2 years

@SofieHagen I feel like anyone who asks for 13 should discreetly and kindly be given a leaflet with details of local therapists at the end of their haircut just as protocol.

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

2 years

I have just calmly, and neutrally, read the headline 'Bees may ejaculate themselves to death if temperatures reach 42°', because you know what, yeah- it's post-2020, and this is just what life is now.

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

10 months

My pitch for the British version of schadenfreude would be a word for that special level of guilt you feel when the owner of a small business says 'thank you!' as you leave without buying anything.

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

6 years

A couple of weeks ago, my dad passed me his phone in an angry rage cos he couldn't figure out the 'verify you're not a robot' letters, and it's only just occurring to me now that I cannot verify my dad's not a robot.

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

2 years

@Catheri63659074 The Ghost of Christmas Pants.

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

7 years

On the one hand, I love Noel. On the other hand, I feel like he's getting mohair & feathers in the cake mix.. #GBBO

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Gingey

6 months

There's lighting a candle, and then there's lighting a 'the cleaning has finished' candle.

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@Gingeypie

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6 months

@melvegga 🤣🤣🤣

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

6 years

9.30pm Heels on Hairspray out Downing a cheeky glass of wine You're damn right there’s a spider in my flat.

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

6 years

Oh foractualfuckssake.. Namas-pray.

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

3 years

Hairdresser: *washing my hair* So what do you do? Me: Oh I work at the hospital, how about you? How. About. You. Learn from this and stay alert out there guys. We're all out of practice..

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

6 months

@squishviel Haha thank you for your vote of confidence, in return I'd like to apologise in advance for inevitably letting you down 😅 👌

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

6 years

Soz peeps but you will never truly know the feeling of being loved unconditionally unless you’ve been a ginger person on a dancefloor when Valerie starts playing.

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

8 years

I know there are worse things happening in the world, but it really bugs me that the word symmetry isn't a palindrome.

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Gingey

6 months

Particularly as we move into spring, I do think we should be making more of a conscious effort to stop and ask ourselves 'is that person a style inspiration, or have they just put on a trench coat'.

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

6 years

@nationaltrust U up?

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

6 months

@GrewalParveen71 😂

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

6 years

2019 Resolutions: 1) Drink more water 2) Finally realise that 'if at first you don't succeed' will never apply to plucking your eyebrows. 3) Stop secretly waiting for the little girl from The Ring to crawl out of the TV & get you. It's been 14 years. You're good. Happy New Year!

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

5 years

How long is the normal amount of time to wait before you suggest, 'Kill the boy. Use him as a float..' Because apparently less than 3 seconds is not ok for people..

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

3 years

Happy flying ant day everyone! 🐜🖤 #flyingantday #IdontknowwhyIgetsoexcitedbyitIjustdo

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

5 years

To be fair though, literally the only times I've ever heard the phrase 'everything is under control' being said, are when a disaster is very clearly happening, and everyone's panicking and something is definitely on fire. #indicativevotes #HouseofCommons #BorisJohnson

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

5 months

The room suddenly got darker because the sun went behind a cloud, and I instinctively went to swipe on my book page to 'un-dim' it. I fear it may be too late for me.

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@Gingeypie

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5 months

@JanJan568865969 @MariaHumboldt This has just made me nearly shed tears of joy in the middle of my office 😂😭❤

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

2 years

@TheJacobTrueman Just jump up and down until it comes out! Always works for me

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

7 years

The Cersei Lannister Stages of Grief: 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Commissioning gigantic fuck off map on the dining room floor.. #GoTS7

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

8 years

Friend: When I think of you drunk I always remember you sitting on the floor, singing Lilac Wine in the style of Edith Piaf Me: Drunk..Yes..

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

7 years

Guys. Help. Since reading this book I've been thinking in rhyme, Is that a normal reaction to story time?? 😕 I got drawn into it's pages so vibrant and orange, Please somebody- oh no wait, actually it's fine I fixed it.

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

7 years

@Robbiedog123 Don't get too excited but I've got next Halloween planned already :D

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

1 year

@ComComPod For me the only way I can describe it is that whenever I see it, I hear the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme tune in my head.

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

5 months

I cannot even begin to imagine what manner of cocky bastard is selecting the 'price: high to low' option when they shop online

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

6 years

Whenever I see a shop with a pun for a name, I like to think the owner's actually a trained astronaut or brain surgeon etc but then one day the perfect name for a shop just came to them & they were all, 'oh FFS, now I must abandon my dream & open this yoga-wear for nuns shop'..

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

5 years

Even if it did break a fuck tonne of ice.

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

8 years

I always feel a real sense of satisfaction when I finish a tweet & notice it's come to exactly 140 characters (e.g. this one) :D ..Shjdksdl

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

3 years

@jackbern23 OhmyGODitshouldhavebeenJasonMantzoukas!

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

5 years

Just a friendly reminder over this festive sunny season to spend some time checking in on vulnerable ginger neighbours and relatives, to make sure they: - Are safe and well - Have plenty of food & medicines so they don't need to go out between the hours of June and August 🌡☀️👍

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

2 years

I think it's fair to say we've reached the turning point where the bees are probably more worried about 𝘂𝘀 now. #GeneralElection2022

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

6 months

@JeffJJIV I'm frankly surprised I did 😂

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

5 years

@DebraDompieri @WraggJessica Apology accepted and thanks for the advice Deb Debs- I've been spending most of my 20's trying to channel the spirit of Shakira, like an absolute tit. Jess- FOR GOD'S SAKE WOMAN, be more like Carrie Underwood. #WhatwouldCarrieDo

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

6 months

Me: Calendar, am I free on the 12th of July? Calendar: Nah. Busy. Me: Seriously?! Doing what? Calendar: Battle of the Boyne Me: ...What? Calendar: Battle of the Boyne Me: So I'm free then.. Calendar: I guess, if you wanna blow off Battle of The Boyne..

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

5 years

Aand now to spend the rest of the day thinking, 'Omg but what if I accidentally ticked the Tory box by mistake?!' #GeneralElection2019

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

2 years

@m2taram @lucyfishwife @Dempster2000 14. BT wifi with Fon 15. The word moist

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

6 months

Literally the only reason why I say no whenever a hairdresser offers me a coffee is because even though I don't really know what kind of skills you'd need to synchronise a haircut and a hot drink, I know I don't have them.

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

6 years

Happy St Patrick’s Day all! (Or to my fellow ginges: Happy St Just Being Given Pints of Guinness by Drunk Strangers Because They Think You Can Grant Them Wishes Day!) 🍀🍻 #StPatricksDay

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

4 years

Dad: Oh yeah kidney stones are excruciatingly painful! Me: Have you had kidney stones?! Dad: No but Samuel Pepys did.. I read his diary.. Just... Never change, Tim.

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

6 years

@Robbiedog123 And there was me thinking I couldn't love this scene any more..

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

5 months

God (creating birds): 'Now let's do a silly one 😜🤙'

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

2 years

Oh this year for Halloween I'm going as my Amazon algorithm.. #BeforeAnyoneAsksTheAnswerIsIHaveAbsolutelyNoIdea #WomenWantMeFishFearMe

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

9 years

@JordanBone1 1 million lovely letters :)

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

9 years

Being forced to watch football with the men. So far: Me: ..They're very quiet Dad: They're having a minutes silence.. So far so good.

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

11 years

@Robbiedog123 1) Get famous 2) Befriend them 3) Bring them to me.

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

9 years

This is having cats.

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

10 months

@erinn_garrison @Lazbotron Didn't realise until just now..are they?! 🤦‍♀️

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

5 years

Just once, it would be so nice if Google actually understood that when I search 'home remedy spot treatments', I'm thinking less 'manuka honey and aloe', and more 'tequila and soy sauce'.

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

8 years

Oh other people are the worst. #EURefResults

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

6 years

HR lady: Have you brought ID, proof of address, National Insurance? Me: *Handing everything over* Today would be a really bad day for me to get mugged! Her: 😐 Me: ..Actually any day's a bad day to get mugged. Her: 😐 Me: ......... There is no good day to get mugged. WHY.

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

5 years

@standardnews @Robbiedog123 I was just about to think 'well what an idiot', and then I realised this is probably 100% what I'm like when I'm ill. (Which is never).

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

9 years

My haiku I just wrote about working on a Bank Holiday.. *Ahem* Ow ow ow ow ow Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow Ow ow ow ow ow #OwOwFuckityOw

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

7 years

@Robbiedog123

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

5 months

@SonOfBengt Oh noo! And what's most sad is that it makes sense that this is happening 😭

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

2 years

@elonmusk No.

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

4 months

Is it just me or is ChatGPT TOTALLY flirting with me #AI

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

11 months

@HartlandJoseph @MaskewK I've been wearing winged eyeliner most days for 15ish years and I continue to balls it up (I'm aiming for that to be reassuring rather than disheartening but do with it what you will 😂)

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

3 years

@wiz52 @emunderpants I'd like to retract my original statement. My actual biggest red flag is throwing out some controversy at random moments and then reeling in the ensuing chaos 😁

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

1 year

@wiz52 And if you wanna buy a last minute avocado for tonight's dinner, you can forget it

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

6 years

Me and Tesco have the same cooking style 👍

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

2 years

@OffMenuOfficial just seen a tiktok saying mixing balsamic vinegar & any sparkling water makes a 'healthy coca cola'. And at first I was obviously horrified at the state of the world. But then I started thinking.. If James found after 6 years, diet coke tasted like coke.. Maybe..

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

11 years

Rule #1 of being a successful baby: Invest in clothes that scream 'throws a fucking good tea party'. http://t.co/aBw4UXvAdT

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

6 years

@Robbiedog123 Nice try..

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

5 years

All I know is, I popped to Aldi for salad and now I own 18 bath towels, a cello and a tawny owl.

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

5 years

Basically I think about this headline at least once a week and if I could set up a book club to discuss it extensively, I absolutely would. #Metro #Goat

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

2 years

@mikegalsworthy Ps. And if he steps out of line, we promise he will be no problem for a country taking on the mutherfudgin Russian army.. You can literally ambush him with a cake.

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

9 years

@Robbiedog123 If this wasn't your exact reaction when you found I'd left my bag in your car, then we're not related

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

5 months

*Stars in Their Eyes theme tune starts playing in my tiny broken millennial brain* #Obama #10DowningStreet

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

2 years

@trussliz I mean, we didn't, and we don't.

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

5 months

@MadiSP4321 You should def check out the Mr Men books

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

5 months

@TheJacobTrueman Omg I paused it to read something on screen and was FUMING

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@Gingeypie

Gingey

4 years

People who don't say 'sorry' before they ask someone they've never met before what their name is, are living the kind of cocky high-life I could only dream of

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