BREAKING: PERA WALLET'S (
@PeraAlgoWallet
) NEW ASSET INBOX FEATURE WILL ALLOW ANY ALGORAND USER TO SEND ANYONE TOKENS OR NFTS ON CHAIN WITH NO OPT-INS NECESSARY
BREAKING: NEAR PROTOCOL JUST BITTER THEY MISSED THE INVITE TO APRIL'S "ALL IN THIS TOGETHER" SPACES FEATURING CHARLES HOSKINSON, JOHN WOODS & ARTHUR BREITMAN
ALGORAND KARE WALLET TO BE PILOTED IN 5 U.S. STATES AND A PARTNERSHIP WITH FEMA IN THE NORTH
"WHERE IT USED TO TAKE WEEKS IF NOT MONTHS, WE CAN NOW PROVIDE SUPPORT TO SURVIVORS IN HOURS IF NOT MINUTES"
TO BE OR NOT TO BE THAT IS THE QUESTION WHETHER 'TIS NOBLER IN THE MIND TO SUFFER THE SLINGS AND THREE ARROWS OF OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE, OR TO TAKE ARMS AGAINST A VC OF TROUBLES, AND BY OPPOSING END THEM?
BREAKING: USDC AND EURC NOW AVAILABLE UNDER EUROPEAN MICA (MARKETS IN CRYPTO ASSETS) LAWS WHAT A BAD WEEK FOR TETHER OMFG SUCH A LOSER BEING ALL UNCOMPLIANT AND JUNK
"WE BLEW MILLIONS IN GRANT MONEY FROM THE ALGORAND FOUNDATION AND WE'RE BROKE I MEAN WE WANT TO FIX WEB3" SAID CEO OF ALGORAND FORK WHEN ASKED WHY "NEW" LAYER ONE WAS CREATED
LIQUID AUTH TAKES ON WALLET CONNECT
ALGORAND CTO JOHNNY SINS SAYS LIQUID AUTH, "REDUCES THE RELIANCE ON THIRD PARTIES FOR EASE OF LOGIN, SUCH AS THROUGH EMAIL OR SOCIAL ACCOUNTS"
BREAKING: WALMART GIFTCARDS MAY START TO RUN ON ALGORAND RAILS FOR DISASTER RELIEF BECAUSE JUST LIKE THE ALGORAND TOKEN WALMART BELIEVES IN ALWAYS LOW PRICES ALWAYS
RXELMS SAID THEY ARE GOING TO MAKE A STREET FIGHTER GAME AFTER THEIR FIRST PERSON SHOOTER GAME BUT WILL DEFINITELY RELEASE GAME FOOTAGE BUT NOT BEFORE SELLING LAND NFTS AND THEY WILL DISCLOSE MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THE CORE FEATURES OF THE GAME BUT HEY DID YOU KNOW WE ARE ALSO MA
THE ALGORAND FOUNDATION ANNOUNCED ON WEDNESDAY AWS AND PERA WALLET ARE SPONSORING ALGORAND HACKATHON 2024 HANDING OUT $16,000 IN USDCa IN PRIZES.
THE WINNER OF THE HACKATHON WILL LIKELY BE AN APP THAT FINALLY GETS USDCa ON CCTP
HUBBA HUBBA: CHAINTRAIL SHOWS $ALGO PPL ALL THE TX
@C3protocol
MAKES FOR ALGO AS SETTLEMENT HUB. NOT A "SPOKE" BUT A REAL LIFE HUB.
WITH 1.15 MILLION TX LAST WEEK IT BEAT OUT STIFF ALGO COMPETITION LIKE AN ORANGE JUICER AND A VIRTUAL CHESS BOARD. 😲
CHARLES HOSKINSON (
@IOHK_Charles
) FAILS 51% ATTACK ON FRIDAY MULTI-CHAIN SPACES
CHAT REMAINED SUFFICIENTLY DECENTRALIZED AS CARDANO FOUNDER HELD MERE 30% STAKE IN SPEAKING TIME
HUBBA HUBBA:
@GoraNetwork
SELECTS ALGORAND AS HUB FOR DEFI PLATFORM WITH ETHEREUM AS THE SPOKES USING PROOFS
WITH UPCOMING LAUNCH OF GORAFI, USERS WILL BE ABLE TO DO CROSS-CHAIN LAUNCHPAD AND SWAPS ON AN ISO20022 ALGO CHAIN WHAT A MARVEL
BREAKING: ALL 40 ALGORAND USERS HAVE STARTED FOLLOWING GHOST CHAIN NEWS.
WHILE THIS PUBLICATION WAS ORIGINALLY INTENDED FOR CARDANO, IT'S CLEAR TO US $ALGO HOLDERS ARE STARVED FOR ANY/ALL MEDIA ATTENTION, EVEN IF THE CONTENT IS PATENTLY FALSE
BREAKING: VESTIGE SAYS THEY ARE 10 DAYS A WAY FROM LAUNCHING PUMP DOT FUN-TYPE PLATFORM
SHITCOINS THAT ARE FASTER AND CHEAPER THAN SOLANA IS MADNESS MADNESS WE SAY
BREAKING: JOHN WOODS CAN'T THINK OF ANY USE CASES $SUI OBJECTS CAN HANDLE THAT $ALGO SMART CONTRACT + BOX STORAGE CAN'T REPLICATE THEY ARE BASICALLY THE SAME WOAH 😲
BREAKING: ALGORAND IS FLOODING OUR TIMELINE TODAY AND WE CAN'T SEE MUCH FROM OTHER CHAINS
CHAT. WHAT IS HAPPENING ON OTHER GHOST CHAINS?
ICP? ADA? NEAR? VET?
CONFUSION OVERTAKES CARDANO NFT COLLECTORS SETTING UP ALGORAND WALLETS FOR FREE PENGU PENGU SERIES
"WHERE DO I INSERT THE COLLATERAL?" SAID HOSKYFAN42069
"SCAM. TX ONLY TOOK 2 SECONDS" CLAIMED DERPBIRD4LYFE
"EW, I STEPPED IN AN ACCOUNT MODEL" SAID STEVE. NO ONE LIKES STEVE
DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE U.S. MARSHALS TO BEGIN USING COINBASE FOR THEIR LARGE CAP DIGITAL ASSETS IN A CRUSHING BLOW TO ALGORAND'S REPUTATION AS BEING THE FED CHAIN
3D CHATROOM FOR NFTS WITH UNPRONOUNCABLE NAME RELEASES VIDEO CLAIMING $ALGO SNAKES CAN MAKE 87-YEAR WOMAN DO A HEADSPIN
SAYS IF YOU CAN BOT YOUR ACCOUNT TO 50 FOLLOWERS THERE MAY BE $1,000 IN FAKE INTERNET MONEY 4 U.
BREAKING: TOKENIZED REAL ESTATE MOGUL JERRY CHU TO BUY AND TOKENIZE ENTIRE AIR FRANCE FLEET OVER CARSEAT DEBACLE INVOLVING 7-MONTH OLD BABY
"THE LOFTY DISCORD IS GOING TO LOOOVE BEING PART OWNERS OF AN AIRBUS A320 ESPECIALLY THOMAS" MR. CHU SAID AT PRESS TIME
WOWIE ZOWIE: TOKENIZED REAL ESTATE MOGEL JERRY CHU SAYS "MI CASA ES SU CASA" AND SAYS HIS WEB3 HOUSE BUYING BUSINESS WILL ALLOW PEOPLE TO PAY WITH $USDC FROM ANY CHAIN
WHAT A
@LOFTY_AI
GOAL
PINKY SAYS THEY ARE DISGUSTINGLY BULLISH ON DERP DAVE (
@theother_dave
) AND POSTS IMAGE SAYING HE IS "THE FRANK OF CARDANO BUT IN A GOOD WAY" REFERRING TO FRANK DEGODS WOW WHAT A PRAISE FOR DAVE AND A SHOT AT FRANK WOW FOLKS TODAY IS NUTS
BREAKING: VOI CEO BAFFLED ON WHY VOI COMMUNITY RESENTMENT WON'T LIVE INSIDE VACUUM
"UPSET PEOPLE ARE COMING OUTTA NOWHERE" THE 3 TIME $ALGO GRANT RECIPIENT SAID WHILE GIVING THE REPLICA VACUUM A SMALL KICK, "BUT THE MONTHS OF FREE LABOR THEY GAVE WERE PRETTY WEAK SUPPORT ANYWAY"
BREAKING: GOV HAT SLAMS VOI NETWORK SAYING ALGORAND COULD PREVENT UPDATES TO THEM WITH ONE CHANGE TO THE OSS LICENSE IN THE ALGORAND GITHUB REPO.
TO DATE VOI IS USING 100% OF ALGORAND'S CODE AND RELIES ON ALGORAND TECHNOLOGIES FOR CORE PROTOCOL UPGRADES HOW SNEAKY
BREAKING: WENDY O SAYS SHE NEEDS MAINSTREAM SOURCES AT MINUTE 20 OF YOUTUBE VIDEO TO COVER ALGORAND BECAUSE SHE HAS A SMALL TEAM AT THE O SHOW AND CAN'T VERIFY CLAIMS EASILY SO STOP BEING ENTITLED OUR WORDS NOT HERS
IMMERSVE SAID PERA WALLET WAS ONE OF FIRST THEY WORKED W/ FOR xHDWALLET FUNCTIONS LIKE ONE-TIME ACCOUNTS FOR PRIVACY AND ONE SEED PHRASE FOR UNLIMITED ADDRESSES WOW DEFLY AND EXODUS GET ON IT
SCANDAL:
@solkimicreb1
CAUGHT BEHIND MINTHOL HEADQUARTERS HANDING OUT $CIG TO MINORS (AND POSSIBLY MINERS)
WHEN CONFRONTED, THE 18 YEAR OLD MAN CHILD FLED TO THE WOODS ARMED WITH A SELFIE STICK AND A POCKET FULL OF LOOSIES MUTTERING "IF ONLY THEY OPTED IN" TO HIMSELF.