I’m in M&S now and there’s a mother & daughter (daughter is of school age). They bump into a man and the mum goes: “this is the guy who I’ve been talking to on Hinge”. Back in the day an Aunty would’ve said: “say hello to your uncle”. Times have changed 😂😂😂
Drove past Thornton Heath McDs and clocked they’ve got rid of the play area (a proper staple for us ‘90s kids). And it made me deep that the way Mcds are rebranding their restaurants is a proper reflection of where society is heading. 1/2
@judeblay
I think what's most sad is most of our parents, particularly African ones, can speak multiple African languages as well as European ones but it's not seen as intelligent. It's proper embarrassing when you deep it
One time my boy was lipsing a girl so passionately that my other boy said “he was lipsing her like he was going to the navy”. This was two years ago and I still can’t stop laughing that line 🤣
People always ask me how I’m able to go on holidays with such a large group of friends. I think the secret is: we just actually like each other. It’s never difficult to organise
Getting drunk indoors is a weird experience.. you still go to the toilet and look in the mirror and deep how waved you are but your toiletries are there :/
@isthatscully
One of my fave city breaks. Make sure you go to Park - Rooftop. It's a rooftop bar on top of a carpark; they play Afrohouse and Afrobeat all night
I was saying to the mandem we should just all be digital nomads. Carry your laptop and work in a foreign country for a short period. London should just be our base. This is the lifestyle I want for my 30s
@MrLastMinute_
@21elss
@subtlerose_xo
I’m offended that A: you think I’d allow someone to do that to me B: know I’m way taller than that person C: that person is white
Someone needs to write about us early 90s kids being part of the generation that went to HMV/Virgin Megastores to buy cassette tapes/CDs, also download music on Limewire/Megaupload and now streaming and we're still under 30 LOOOL
At the crux of this salary & living crisis conversation, what we are trying to say is many people are not LIVING, they are SURVIVING. Higher standards of living should be handed back to the people. At this rate, most won’t retire, leave all the pension talk.
Here's Daniel Kaluuya's mom and sister reacting to him saying "My mom and my dad...they had sex. It's amazing! I'm here!" at the end of his Oscar speech
I’ll never forget walking through my local park at the time and Waka Flocka was just sitting there on his ones. It was so random. Why was he in some random park in Croydon lol
2021:
"H.P. Gets Busy" turns 35
(This was JAY-Z's first appearance on a record with his short-lived group by the name of High Potent)
"Reasonable Doubt" turns 25
"The Blueprint" turns 20
"Watch The Throne" turns 10
@snipstweets
Luda is by far the superior rapper. But I feel like Nelly had his place. I’d take his music over the majority of rappers today on the charts
Was fuming cause someone called me Geoff in an email only for me to realise I called him Jim when his name is John. I'm starting with the man in the mirror
Don’t let this stop your enjoyment. We’ve got the good weather; shout your friends, bring bottles, a loud speaker and head to a park. That’s the vibe we on this summer
Ugandan parents say things for the sake of saying things. How has my dad told my aunty I’m linking her when I go New York in August. All now she lives in Boston. Man wants me to catch flights you know
Used to laugh at people that would go Bali and live there and be all cool and surfery....now I get it lmao....mofos hacked the matrix...(even if half of them did it with father's monies)