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Gatyeni

@GatyeniM

2 years

Please do read my article published on Mail and Guardian yesterday. 😊😊. Teaching never stops

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Gatyeni

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2 years

That Dubai Porta Potty video is actually selling your soul. By calling it Fetish it's downplaying the extent of spiritual witchcraft that's happening there. After eating poo you don't comeback the same anymore. Not even cleansing can save your soul, it's gone, done.

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Gatyeni

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4 years

If you dating a woman who is carrying her whole family, a woman who is a man in that family. Allow her the space to be a woman, sometimes that is all she needs outside the family responsibility she carries in her shoulders. Sometimes ufuna utefa, ucengwa n be treated as an egg.

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3 years

Vatiswa Ndara killed this role on Home Affairs.

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2 years

3 months ago someone said to me let's pray at 3am. He acted like he needed my help Kanti he wanted to penetrate my spirit through candles. I said okay let's do so. The guy didn't know my plan was to counter that attack. At 3am when he was praying, I was busy steaming

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2 years

🕯🕯🕯 for Idlozi liyeke uniphuphisa cheating partners instead liniphuphise lotto numbers.

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2 years

That old generation of grannies back in the day had a sharp eye. They would pick it up a person that's pregnant for a week. They would pick it up if you dating a wrong partner even in the honeymoon stages. Their spiritual senses were on high alert, also what they ate helped them

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Gatyeni

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2 years

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Gatyeni

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2 years

Amadlozi that comes from ebukhosini, they hate reporting to a boss. Their spirits feel suppressed, sometimes in each and every job you in, you won't get along with your manager. Even your manager will feel intimidated by your spirit. It won't make sense why but it's spiritual

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2 years

He never had access to my spirit after that. Even a friend is capable of saying chomza let's pray at 3am Kanti nah he wants spiritual access to you. Dark people read people through candles no matter how far they are. Pray alone, phahla alone and stay safe

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Gatyeni

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3 years

Nothing shocks me anymore. I have Exhausted all my shocks.

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Gatyeni

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3 years

The beauty about being spiritual you can see when someone is bullshiting you. The confusing part is when he/she thinks you don't see it. Then again some people have balls out there.

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Gatyeni

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2 years

Sometimes people look at you and think you have money because you are meant to have money. In the spiritual outlook you meant to be at a different financial level.

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Gatyeni

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3 years

If you marry a spiritual inclined woman. Rest assured she sees things. Your responsibility is to be impartial, lend an ear without judgment and protect her from your family. In most of what she would see might pit her against your parents or siblings. Listen to her.

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Gatyeni

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2 years

You can't struggle to let go and then expect ancestors to bring you the right person while you still hanging on to the one you should let go. Let go, experience the void, deal with the void & heal then pray and phahla then ancestors will definitely bring in someone you deserve.

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Gatyeni

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3 years

Sometimes when you share information to a friend, parent, siblings and notice a pattern that every time I share plans with this person, they never materialize. Vala umlomo and not trust such a person.

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Gatyeni

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2 years

Sometimes Idlozi picks the most educated or the most ambitious in the family, the most modern, the most "coconut" so that the rest of the family can say if so and so has taken the calling, it means it's not that bad. So that the family members that you inspire can thwasa next.

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Gatyeni

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2 years

I was busy blocking what he was doing. He thought we praying together little did he know, I was blocking what he was doing. Praying as a group is dangerous. Some people act genuine as if they want your help Kanti bafuna uku read ngama candle. It's a psychological warfare.

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Gatyeni

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4 years

In the Isixhosa culture when you have impregnated a woman out of wedlock; the child belongs to the mother's side of the family. This includes surname, clan name even rituals done are from the mother's side. Young fathers mistake paying for damages as a licence 2 change surname.

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Gatyeni

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2 years

Amadlozi always bring you someone who is going through the things you've left behind.

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Gatyeni

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3 years

Your boyfriend's are stubborn, bayanivithiza then Amadlozi wenu punish them then things fall apart. Same nigger is stubborn to acknowledge the error of his ways. Instead he levels allegations against you. I wish gents could be more spiritual open minded in relationships.

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Gatyeni

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4 years

@brunette_bunny9 @charliekirk11 why do our means of protest have to be acceptable to white people? why are white people outraged about violent protests more than the killing of an innocent black man by a white police officer? why do white people feel the need to tell a black person how to react in anger? nerve!

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Gatyeni

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3 years

Sometimes ancestral calling pushes you out of school. I left UCT in 2012, with 1 elective short. After 8 years I went back to finish that degree. It has been a whirlwind semester balancing work and studies. Am glad I passed my elective. Finished my degree at last 🙏🙏

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Gatyeni

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2 years

Ancestors work with your brain. They influence your thoughts and feelings without you realizing it. You think it's you who had a thought while it's them communicating. e.g you think of someone then that person calls. They were telling you so & so will call you, is thinking of you

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Gatyeni

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2 years

Somewhere around the country in a boat cruise. Ungazicish nice time

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Gatyeni

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2 years

When you doing ancestral things don't complain about money. Do things wholeheartedly, don't have reservations about money as if uqhithisa usana kunina. Amadlozi can see your heart, they can hear the complains in your subconscious. Sukwenza amadloi ingathi sisiqalekiso.

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Gatyeni

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2 years

Sangoma si fresh, no mpepho smell formed against me shall Prosper.

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Gatyeni

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2 years

When you doing umsebenzi wesithunywa there is always that gospel song or verse that comes to your mind randomly. That's isithunywa present.

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Gatyeni

@GatyeniM

4 years

I don't care how a Sangoma spins it but ukudlisa someone to love you is bad, it is wrong, it is unethical. It is spiritual forcing someone to do something against their own will. Let love/relationship be natural.

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Gatyeni

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3 years

The Zulu Royal infighting is a mirror of our own families when the glue that was holding a family together is no more.

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Gatyeni

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3 years

Spiritual depression is so random, it just hits you anytime. This Monday has been rough to a lot of people. There is something about this day that's just hits emotions. Strength to everyone. It happens to the best of us.

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Gatyeni

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2 years

I have always been fresh with the fashion.

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Gatyeni

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2 years

Not everytime you help someone you gonna get blessings. In others you get a curse. Ibasisiqalekiso unceda abanye abantu.

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Gatyeni

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2 years

Amadlozi kodwa are something else. The other day in December andinika yonke 411 ye conversation my cousins were having ngam after bebone one of my posts. Word for word ndayiphupha ngobu jalo bayo even nokuhleka kwabo🤣🤣🤣.

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Gatyeni

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2 years

The higher you spiritually grow there more enemies you have.

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Gatyeni

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2 years

A goat will never give birth to a cow, it's impossible. Every genuine healer today had a parent that had a calling qha that parent chose to run away and kept that as a secret. Went to church or never ever brought up the fact that in his youth he was once told #WhySoManySangomas

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Gatyeni

@GatyeniM

3 years

Isithunywa is like online distance learning, you have to push yourself. No one will hold your hand. Funeke usisebenzise.

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Gatyeni

@GatyeniM

4 years

Spiritual enclined women are the most attractive women I know both in thought process, spirituality, and beauty however you shouldn't dare make a move on them if you not ready to be faithful.

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Gatyeni

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2 years

My ancestors once made me dream of a potential woman I should date. I didn't wanna waste anytime, woke up and went to the river. Ndathi hay bafethu she is not my type. Keep searching, sometimes taste yalamaxhego iyakhabana neyethu.

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Gatyeni

@GatyeniM

2 years

Isichitho in a relationship doesn't work in isolation. If you cheat, you have enabled isichitho to work. You have given abaloyi the smoking gun they were waiting for to make sure your relationship ends. We can blame witchcraft kwisichitho but let's also look how we enable it.

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Gatyeni

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2 years

To those who discovered things about their family members. God and ancestors will bring true family members who have your best interest at heart. Allow those family members to exit, it's okay, you will never be alone. The realist will come as friends, colleagues and partners

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Gatyeni

@GatyeniM

4 years

Appreciate partners who are supportive of your spiritual journey even if they do not believe in spiritual matters nor understanding. Do your level best to always meet them half way.

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Gatyeni

@GatyeniM

3 years

Sometimes limit the number of times you seek confirmations, start trusting your instincts a little bit more without needing second opinion.

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Gatyeni

@GatyeniM

3 years

No one knows Idlozi lakho better than you do. Pigs should fly before you accept a version of events that do not resonate with your spirit. Your spirit is King. Even if you don't know much but your spirit is King. No counsel should contradict your spirit.

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Gatyeni

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2 years

Sometimes you need to stop helping people for a while and focus your self.

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Gatyeni

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2 years

Believe in your prayer kodwa pray while your body is spiritual clean, that would count for something. Believe in your prayer. Prayer is important.

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Gatyeni

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2 years

Instead of Idlozi likunike imali, livele likuthi fafa nge looks ze mali. Even if you are broke now people start thinking you have money. Anyway goodnight. Let's embrace our money looks.

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Gatyeni

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3 years

Spiritual ladies or healer ladies are a beautiful mess, a fine beautiful mess. I wish amadodeni aniravaze ngomso, anithande and appreciate you guys. You remarkable with your scars, your wounds have shaped a beautiful piece of emotional intelligence garmet.

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Gatyeni

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2 years

You can't be working kwa Government and not pray for your protection regularly, pray for your space to be protected or use bath salts to protect yourself. Government is a holy grail of people using dark herbs. You will either get swallowed into that dark system or spit out

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Gatyeni

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2 years

"Uyinkosi yamakhosi, zonke izizwe zilalwa nguwe"

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Gatyeni

@GatyeniM

2 years

Sometimes people become too consumed by spirituality and forget to live.

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Gatyeni

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3 years

Spiritual people have two issues. 1. Either sex yabadika, turns them off, disinterested. 2. Have a very high sexual drive. Both of those are spiritual normal.

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Gatyeni

@GatyeniM

3 years

There is a wave that's coming, a wave of ancestral spiritual self initiatates in traditional healing. That wave will be dominant because it's becoming increasingly unsafe for Amadlozi and even their kids due to greed, jealous, dark things.

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Gatyeni

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2 years

One thing I realize about spiritual people and healers. They see everyone but themselves.

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Gatyeni

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2 years

When my dad lost his job while I was still in high school, I had to become a Taxi Marshall from Site C to Bellville. After school I'll go to the taxi rank. Was earning R30 a day,free taxi rank meal from the driver. That money was enough to buy supper at home. I was in standard 9

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2 years

🙏🏾

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@GatyeniM

2 years

20 years of being a Sangoma doesn't equate to spiritual power. A person can have 6 month's experience but idlozi lakhe have more power to deal with cleansings than a Sangoma of 20 years. Also, physical age means nothing in traditional healing.

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Gatyeni

@GatyeniM

2 years

When someone else's ancestor is very fond of you, in a genuine manner, that person is capable of falling inlove with you. She can't differentiate you are loved by her ancestor. Her ancestors fondness is expressed through her body and soul. The crush connection becomes strong

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Gatyeni

@GatyeniM

2 years

Ezinye izichitho mostly tap into our spaces in winter because that's when we fold, stay indoors, blankets or kwi heater. We are less spiritual active Kanti people who work with dark magic have no winter, bakuhambela naked noba kuyabanda. In winter we must always be extra active.

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Gatyeni

@GatyeniM

3 years

Before your Zakwe and Big Zulu. Zulu Boy held it down. He paved the way for them gents.

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Gatyeni

@GatyeniM

3 years

Stop trying to get along with your cousins or relatives. Xa bengakufuni abakufuni period. Oh let me rephrase stop trying to be the one reaching for unity.They will always have issues with you. You inviting bad energy in your life because they will not stop thinking negative abt u

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Gatyeni

@GatyeniM

3 years

Sometimes it boils down to luck not qualifications and connections. Sometimes you exhaust even your connections, they promise and things don't materialize. It's not their fault. Sometimes it's pure luck that you need.

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Gatyeni

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3 years

Until you truly know a person in the spiritual level then you don't know that person. We are dating strangers, are friends with strangers, have siblings that are strangers, parents that are strangers. Spirituality is stripping someone naked, his heart covered in lace.

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Gatyeni

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3 years

The Umphokoqo part and failed marriage was the straw that broke the camels back, I cringed. Unathi never healed from this part. Sizwe should have apologized. Safe to say it changed the nature of the relationship between the 2. You can never make such a joke on a woman.

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Gatyeni

@GatyeniM

3 years

It's important also to wash with pure rain water, put a bowl or bucket outside and bath with it, cold as it is. It's equivalent to a herb and even more Sithunywa wise

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Gatyeni

@GatyeniM

4 years

@Magstarkov Leon Schuster once did a prank by setting up shacks in cape town near the beach. White people came up and said you can't just come and claim land. How was that racist when he was exposing some of the racist views of his own people. People really are vindictive

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Gatyeni

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3 years

2022 requires us to fight, never give up, undying love and spirit.

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Gatyeni

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2 years

One of the factors why you wake up forgetting your dreams. To whom it may Concern.

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Gatyeni

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2 years

Idlozi Lo Mndau influences your sexual appetite.

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3 years

As long you still crave to belong. You haven't fully accepted and embraced that you different. That you will never belong

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Gatyeni

@GatyeniM

2 years

You can reason with Idlozi 2 change its mind. Idlozi can see your perspective in certain things.There is nothing cast in stone. Even a bad boyfriend can change and do good, then Idlozi gradually changes its mind towards the person In In spirituality,nothing is cast in stone.

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Gatyeni

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2 years

When you see people for who they truly are and remain silence despite your dreams showing u, the spiritual perpetrators confuse your silence nokungababoni. By virtue of your silence they think you don't see them, you don't dream about them. Umntu azihlekise nawe ibengathi udomu.

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2 years

#UmsamoTearsThread : Idlozi doesn't like igazi elishushu. Igazi elishushu can be defined by crying, alcohol, anger etc.

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Gatyeni

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2 years

They see your potential even before you see it. You are left confused why so and so is like this kanti they have always been one step ahead. They knew your potential long before you knew your talents. They act to nip it in the bud.

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2 years

Staying in bed or indoors more often can depress you even more when you not okay. Go out, take a walk, go hiking. It might do you good.

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@GatyeniM

3 years

Back to UCT after 8 years, when I left in 2012 I never thought I will go back. Sometimes Idlozi takes you out of school and gets you back again when spiritual dust settles. Official enrolled.

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Gatyeni

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3 years

I do drink, I do party, I do have fun, I do heal. I don't want to be put in a pedestal. Am human like everyone else. The spiritual knowledge and healing I have doesn't make me any less human.

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4 years

After throwing one hell of a birthday party this weekend, my best moment was having dinner with my daughter and she gave me a letter she wrote at school. I am official 31 years today. Off to Jozi tomorrow.

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4 years

Most spiritual enclined women are single because of cheating dreams. Men who don't understand how deep spirituality is don't take it seriously that you will see him when he cheats. Then he cheats, denies, gets caught. It is then he realizes dam this spiritual shit is real.

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2 years

Some people's ancestors whenever they gonna do a ceremony, it always rains, they bring rain. It's a sign of blessings. Icamagu livumile.

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2 years

Spirituality kumntana wedlozi is always a work in progress. It's daily maintenance and routines. Once neglected for too long, you start being depressed because idlozi is frustrated by your inactivity.

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3 years

Communication is key in a relationship.

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2 years

Once bumped into an old high school mate, we hadn't seen each other for years.We hugged but dam after that hug I got immediately sick, nda wrong nje, ndanawo nombilini.I had to go home steam with a herb to get rid of that energy. Some hugs are spiritual contagious with umoya ombi

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3 years

I cannot stress this enough. B4 you have a child with a guy, know him spiritual, know what kind of a family he has. Nawe guy, know your partner otherwise if it turns out kuthwelwe/kuyaloywa you would have attracted a lifetime connection and spiritual burden.Yo life Wil be a movie

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Gatyeni

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2 years

When you stop believing in African Spirituality, in ancestors. Ancestors pull you back to your roots through your child or grand child. You run as fast as you can then boom! Your child has a calling. That's how amadlozi brings a parent down to earth Now that's spiritual karma

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Gatyeni

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4 years

Stop doubting yourself spiritually; you not paranoid. Stop looking at the next person to confirm what you already know. You need to trust yourself enough what you know and see. Once you do that then its the beginning of a strong connection namadlozi akho.

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3 years

After cleansing the exes come back. Unfortunately that's the nature of the cleansing beast. You become attractive even to your exes.

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3 years

Impepho is not an incense for protection against evil spirits. Impepo it's for inviting spirits. In fact some evil spirits enjoy the smell of Impepho. 🤐

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3 years

The real tragedy of A SPIRITUAL CHILD is when he starts second-guessing his dreams and instincts. The ability to always seek confirmation for what you feel and dream has the potential to make you disconnect with Idlozi. Idlozi doesn't like a person that thinks low of his ability

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2 years

At what point in time are ancestors allowing sacred things to be captured on camera for social media? Or have we become spiritual self centered that if it's okay with me, automatically it's okay with Idlozi. Have we become healers that are amadlozi unto themselves. Self centered

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2 years

Not everything you see & dream about people you suppose to tell them. Even if they are in danger. Healing requires psychological analysis. Understanding a person's emotions, state of mind. Is it the right time to share crucial spiritual information 2 someone. How will they react?

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4 years

A spiritual woman sometimes needs a partner that would be a spiritual shoulder to cry on spiritually. A partner that can step up spiritually when the need arises.

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2 years

Places like Faradale, Mai Mai and Marabastad can drain a person's energy. Too many spiritual things happening in such spaces.

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3 years

Black people love quick fixes. Spiritual healing takes time. It's not a miracle. You invest in your spiritual health just like you invest in your physical well-being

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2 years

Let me clarify this. #IsithunywaBasics :To elevate your prophetic gift (uphakamisa isithunywa) , a Healer that has the same gift can help you elevate isithunywa gift. It's a myth that only a church can do so, Infact some churches suppress the same gift that should be elevated.

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2 years

Out and About

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If Idlozi is frustrated - it manifests sometimes through depression and anxiety to the physical body that carries idlozi. If modern psychologist fail to help you, the problem might need a spiritual therapist or a healer that can balance the psychological and the spiritual.

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😂😂😂